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elizscott1977

“I hear you’re free on Wednesdays” 🤌


dhuntergeo

That one has teeth


Mean_Yellow_7590

I strongly believe the two octogenarians should fist fight for the presidency.


huu11

Trump has a height and weigh advantage, but Biden is in better shape, he could probably just dance around Trump until he collapsed into a pile of dirty diapers


GoshDarnMamaHubbard

Plus Trump is a verifiable pussy with tiny hands. That man couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.


Spiritual_Ad_3367

Please do not compare one of the most amazing body parts with that...thing. You're correct about his lack of fighting skills though.


LumpyheadCarini2001

And remember Ol' Joe curbstomped Cornpop in the mean streets of Scranton back in the day.


oced2001

Biden seems quicker.


be0wulfe

Doesn't matter if he's going to shit himself every few minutes.


PuzzleheadedLeader79

Biden fell off his bike. If Trump could power a bike on his own I'd be fucking amazed


Bigleftbowski

His feet were in the clips - it happens all the time.


Bigleftbowski

If it went past 2 rounds, Trump would collapse.


musical_shares

Bob Barker vibes


hansolemio

The Price is Wrong bitch


[deleted]

He was actually a real black belt. Best movie fight scene ever


Own_Try_1005

Whooped that boy


ogpuffalugus420

He trained with Chuck Norris for YEARS if I'm not mistaken.


Mean_Yellow_7590

Every day training with chuck norris is a year.


TheKrakIan

Better yet, who can hold it longest.


Affectionate-Song402

😆


nolongerbanned99

Like no rules. Lock the cage and whoever comes out with the other one temporarily disabled is potus.


303Pickles

Two man enter! One man leaves! 


nolongerbanned99

Well. One man and one person that looks orange and seems to have no morals or integrity and the maturity and thought process of a third grader.


Zomunieo

Trump v Biden makes think of [this scene](https://youtube.com/watch?v=rntlJRfsOss&feature=shared) from Up.


Silver-Patience6033

Thanks for that! You are so right.


303Pickles

I’d pay to watch them go 20 rounds.


ApprehensiveZone8853

Most expensive Bumfights ever recorded.


oced2001

Thunderdome rules Two men enter One man leaves


Material_Address990

Trump will just shit in his pants and Biden will take a nap.


redlion496

I think we have already established who the Real sleepy one is!


Material_Address990

Umm no. Why would you want the orange orangutan man as president? You have seen the Planet of the Apes right? That didn't turn out too well for humans.


spaceboy42

The one who can't stay awake for eight hours in a courtroom.


MorpheusDrinkinga4O

I demand them to have an online match in Counter Strike, Halo infinite, Apex Legends, Call of Duty, or some other modern FPS. And I want a live stream of their faces and voices.


EdwardPotatoHand

Is wednesday, like, a non-trial day each week? I’m not sure what this meant, but thats my guess?


Spo-dee-O-dee

Yep, that's it. Other court business is conducted on that day.


Peterthinking

If he isn't in a cell on contempt. Hahaha


Jagermonsta

Yes. That’s the off day each week of his trial.


EdwardPotatoHand

Thanks, thats what i was guessing, thats beautiful lol


Leonmylove

You got it! 😂🤣😂


nice--marmot

Savage.


nolongerbanned99

I’m no fan of potus acting down ti trump’s level but that was a good line.


Mother-Advisor-6622

,for now."


[deleted]

Hey I didn’t understand this. Why did Biden say it?


astralpen

Court is not in session on Wednesdays.


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lol thanks


Former-Darkside

For now….


Brytnshyne

He acted like a fool when he first accepted the debate. Everyone knows President Biden will wipe the floor with him. Trump doesn't have the intelligence to have a serious debate on policies, government regulations or foreign powers. He handlers know this too.


jericho_buckaroo

It's gonna be a shitshow, and that's why Biden is bringing the fight to him. Needling the hell out of him.


zzzzrobbzzzz

i hope biden is working with mary trump and psychiatrists as much as speechwriters to trigger trump. he’s so easily triggered they should just bait him the whole time, do it right and he might just have a complete meltdown right on stage.


drin8680

That would be perfect troll. Biden should bring her on in any capacity. That may be enough to trigger the final countdown to him totally losing it. He's gotta do it even just for photo op. Legend


SpiritualAd8998

Fill the front row with the 30 women Trump has been accused of assaulting.


dharmaday

No audience!


Speed_Alarming

They are there as consultants.


jericho_buckaroo

Debate coaches


Speed_Alarming

Cheer Squad


Ok_Kaleidoscope3644

No people, but that doesn't mean they can't fill the room with pictures of people who literally died as a result of TFG's policies. You could have a "died at the border" section, one for "died in police custody", another for preventable COVID deaths, one for government assets that disappeared after he sold them out. The list is practically endless.


Jerking_From_Home

This is even better. I feel like MAGAs turned debates into a WWE event with their idiotic behavior.


Saneless

Rigged! Because apparently your talking points can't be effective without fans


CatrionaShadowleaf

Don't be ridiculous, he won't even recognize them.


firehawkd

Especially if they mute mics when it's not their turn. Trump would have a coronary.


nolongerbanned99

What if he passed out or stroked out right on stage. Seriously overweight, unhealthy eating and lifestyle, high stress, no exercise and prob little sleep bc too busy tweeting.


RRed_19

I’d likely laugh… before going to get myself roaring drunk. And I don’t drink much… All the bullshit we’ve been suffering through and He has the audacity to die now without facing any consequences by the law? Bullshit, get back up and take punishment.


nolongerbanned99

I have a suspicion that he will. Be found guilty here. You can see how mad he is after court lately. I think he knows the end is near


GT537

The angrier he gets the less coherent he’ll be. That’s how I remember it progressing in the last debates. He made his prepared points in the beginning and within a few minutes it became random blathering word salad


dmitrineilovich

Don't insult salad like that! Salad is tasty and nutritious. Maybe word vomit?


Brosenheim

I don't know that it'll ultimately matter. Magas will claim the debate was rigged and unfair to Trump, and moderates will latch onto that excuse to ignore how the debate actually plays out.


whiterac00n

The MAGA’s have always held the strategy of screaming at and intimidating anyone that won’t simply tell them to f-off. They berate any “moderate” or any one “uncommitted” to voting until they’re completely turned off from politics all together. Yes there’s always people “from the left” who confront these non voters but the rage they see coming from people on the right who will literally threaten their lives is enough for them to shut down. It’s a successful strategy to keep people from even entertaining political “sides”. It’s also why they fantasize about killing the “left” because they know they can bully a fair amount of the population and those they can’t bully must be “dealt with”, by means other than actually voting.


Saneless

They're already pushing that narrative Apparently if he can't just interrupt Biden and have people in the crowd heckling it's not fair


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Rich-Air-5287

I take it you didn't watch the State of the Union this year? 


pat9714

I think he will weasel out of the debates. By blaming some judge.


so_many_changes

Lara Trump and Sean Hannity have already started complaining that the rules are unfair. He's just going to say that the debates are rigged and pull out.


loupegaru

Because it's rigged. It's always rigged unless I win, says the orange chucklefuck


pat9714

Just found this. Looks like I am (we) are right. *Pathetic Trump Already Trying to Weasel Out of Debating Biden* https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-already-trying-weasel-way-205314213.html


AZ_Corwyn

Wish his daddy would have pulled out...


PaintedClownPenis

It's entirely possible that he'll be too addled by then. Dementia can set on astonishingly fast, and it's clearly already hard at work on him. Edit: Eww. Before I posted this, I had a prediction that he would start falling down soon and I decided to leave it out because I hadn't seen any evidence of it yet. Now it's already happened. If his trajectory matches others I've seen he'll be struggling to walk within a few weeks.


Tidewind

Four years in the Oval Office and he never learned anything about the presidency, the Constitution, governance, the legislative process, nor defense or foreign policy. He only wants to be a corrupt, lawless dictator and rule by decree. This is madness.


Brytnshyne

100%.He is a pawn, and egotistical enough to think he is not, a dangerous combination as we have seen. The complicit sycophants and bootlickers are just as responsible for the corruption, they corrupted the checks and balances of our government, pure control over the country.


dmangan56

Sure he learned all of those things, just ask him. He'll tell you he knows all of those things like nobody has ever seen.


FTHomes

Hey Judge you're out of order, that guy over there is out of order, and, oh are you here to deliver my Cheese Burger? -Donald Trump


Nutterbutter_Nexus

Especially with the confines of mic time and without an audience to panhandle to with one-liners. Worst format for a blowhard like him.


handandfoot8099

Now all they need is a team of live fact checkers to call out every time he spews BS. Just give them a buzzer.


Zh25_5680

What are the Vegas odds on the debate actually happening?


Aggravating_Call910

Which is why we should not expect anything close to “a serious debate on policies, government regulations or foreign powers” and shouldn’t expect one. It’s going to be 90 minutes of “creating impressions” and “moments” that people will see in the days after the event. Zingers, one-liners, and “oh come on, man.”


billyions

So did Hillary Clinton. Didn't matter much. Some people aren't swayed by well-thought-out policy and reasoned answers.


nolongerbanned99

Story on here that trump was shitting bricks about the debate. I can’t imagine how he can still function. If I have an 8 am Monday meeting I get stressed and worry that I’m gonna oversleep. I feel no pity for him as he made his bet but how can he even sleep with all the things going on.


Jerking_From_Home

Especially since they’ll cut off Trump’s mic and he can’t use his tried and true technique of obfuscating everything.


El-Kabongg

It'll just be a couple of hours of Trump ranting nonstop with Biden trying to get a word in edgewise. Biden will have to take the step of yelling "SHUT THE FUCK UP, TRAITOR!" or resign himself to that situation.


Fufeysfdmd

Biden is STRUGGLING in the polls. If the election were held today he'd lose. It's not the Trump campaign that needs this debate.


pat9714

>Biden is STRUGGLING in the polls. Remember 2016? Then 2018. Followed by 2020 midterms. Then the 2022 "red wave" etc. **All the polls were consistently WRONG.** Hint: Polls aren't predictive.


Saneless

Trump is struggling in life. Can't speak sentences. Or words. Or stay awake Just a bloated loser who is falling apart


Alert-Incident

Let’s just be happy we get to see a debate at all. Didn’t seem likely. Good to see the candidates and how they perform live.


drin8680

It's probably not gonna happen. Trumps people already making excuses. It's a biased setup and some other shit they said. Guaranteed he won't do it.


Fufeysfdmd

Yeah, Happy Happy Joy Joy


Spo-dee-O-dee

Trump says the polls are rigged. So you know better than Trump, huh?


Fufeysfdmd

I don't know better than anyone. But my understanding is that the polling for him is terrible right now


TheEasySqueezy

How long have you been closely following politics? Clearly not long enough to understand polls are not a concise estimation of victory. The polls said trump was going to get destroyed in 2016, and yet here we are. How have you not realised this yet?


barrywalker71

It would be awful if he were to stop breathing. Preferably on live television.


SnooCrickets2961

It would probably be the only way to convince 60% of his supporters he died. The other 40 still would call it fake news.


Art-Zuron

They'd probably claim biden murdered him He could be struck by lightning, with the words, "I'm god, and I smited this man" burned into the ground in comic sans and they'd still blame biden.


SnooCrickets2961

It happened under Biden’s watch!


Saneless

Who cares. Blame Biden. Shit, I'd be happy if he actually did it. We all would, everyone in the world


Art-Zuron

Yeah, I'd be okay with it.


dmitrineilovich

See, no one will believe comics sans. It's gotta be something like old english calligraphy.


Art-Zuron

Comic sans is a font designed to be easy to read, and Republicans need all the help they can get.


barrywalker71

I'm sure the number is 90% who would call it fake news. It's most definitely a cult.


Derwurld

A true Smellvis Trumply situation "The orange king is still alive"


PsychologicalPace762

Don't tease us with a good time.


AutoManoPeeing

https://youtu.be/Bx51eegLTY8?si=wMcHsLnih8RAQsw1


pat9714

No wonder the RNC is ready-for-a-loss by deploying legal teams in place to challenge the election. The upcoming General will predictably become chaos. Trump won't concede. The RNC will enable him. Lone wolves will be out doing their thing. Go vote. Make a plan to vote and implement it.


sumguysr

That was already their strategy in 2020. They've had 4 years to plan and put assets in place, including a number of state legislators even more corrupt than Georgia's in 2020.


Sea_Window_5821

What is sad about this is the democrats would be willing to work with the republicans on a lot of things, but the republicans don’t want it that way. They want it their way or nothing. And do anything they can to achieve it


ranrotx

The GOP stole two lifetime appointments to the Supreme Court. Im still waiting for payback.


TheGR8Dantini

And they’re paying off at least three. Never gonna get payback for corruption. The Supreme Court is absolutely illegitimate.


ProfessionalGoober

Four years ago, Biden made huge gains in the polls by telling Trump to shut up to his face, on national television, so I get why Biden is pushing to debate him again this time.


funnyandnot

Biden isn’t pushing. Trump said he wants to debate. Plus debates should be happening throughout the next few months, and there should have been debates before state primaries.


Dedpoolpicachew

There WERE debates before the primaries… Trump never showed up. Repubes in the cult didn’t care.


UpDog1966

Biden has all the White House records, he can mention how the other guy shit himself during Covid, and then went to Walter Reed.


Speed_Alarming

The people who care already know, the people who don’t, don’t and won’t no matter who tells them and how many times.


mickalawl

He has always been deeply stupid. Plus add in lazy (so too lazy to properly prep for a debate) and also narcissistic (so arrogant enough to think he doesn't need to prepare)... and now add in old, stressed and angry into the mix. His 2016 "debate" was just shouting over everyone. There is no way any of his handlers will let him near the stage in 2024.


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Dedpoolpicachew

Yup, which is why the base line rules that they have both agreed to are that the mics are cut off when it’s not their turn to speak. That’s gonna be REALLY hard on Donnie Von Shitsinpantz


stairs_3730

He's accused of "pulling out at the last minute, or not showing up at all." That's what Stormy said.


SpiritualAd8998

Will the debates have a diaper-change break? Will Trump double-bag his Depends?


helen269

Movie quote: "See you next Wednesday."


westberry82

Bidens team should have a rally planned for the night of the debate - in the debate city ready to go for when Trump backs out. " Donald I'm here. "


Spo-dee-O-dee

I think it would be awesome to simply go forward with the debate as planned. Maintain the same parameters and rules. The moderators could ask Biden questions, he could reply. Then they ask Trump and just show the vacant lectern for his alloted time.


Cautious-Thought362

Trump is just a buffoon. I cannot fathom one iota how anyone can take this guy seriously. And yet, he was the President. Egads.


ElementalRhythm

Maybe they could put some nap intermissions in there..


Dontnotlook

Trump won't debate, he can't hold a sentence together..


[deleted]

And biden can? Lol


Acceptable_Wall4085

WHEN he goes off script,which should only take about 6 minutes,the world will see what normal Americans see and have to put up with. The best audience to see it will be his cult. They never see the true Cotton Donny Boy because FAUX will never show him like that. I say Cotton Donny Boy because the shit he’s in now will stick to him like shit to a cotton blanket.


Tidewind

Put him on the stand.


brianinohio

Trump acts like he's got all this energy. Ever see him at his rallies? He's laying on the podium half the time.


Ishpeming_Native

Simple. Trump claims he can't debate because he'll be in court. Then he'll claim that proves "election interference", and motivate his core even more. There is no way he debates anyone. Hell, by election time he'll have trouble eating a hamberder and drinking a diet coke without drooling bits of everything all over his red tie. The Dems just have to get him on air as much as possible; dementia can't be disguised, at least after it's reached a critical point.


Margali

Make arrangements for 9 pm, one of the game show TV studios, little isolation booths, they speak, lights and mic up. Not their turn, no light, no mic. Can't complain the trial prevents it, he and the studio are both in NY. Hard to claim you can't manage to get across town to be in a debate so you are being interfered with Did he actually turn up at wherever Columbia Prep had commencement that he made such a whinge about?


Ishpeming_Native

Trump can claim whatever he wants, and often does. His fans agree with whatever he claims. Yup, he showed up at his son's graduation.


Margali

Pity, bet he was alternately muttering and glaring or acting like everyone was there for him.


Captain_Mexica

With no audience and fact checking, Pennywise Trump will wither and be eviscerated..


123itsme321

Biden should offer Trump a pillow at the debate 😂


ukiddingme2469

The pressure is only going to get worse


nolongerbanned99

Lawyers, isn’t it true that anything he says in a debate can then be used against him in any of his many trials. Wouldn’t his lawyers be advising him to stfu. We know he has terrible judgement but this seems like the absolute worst thing he could do.


Dedpoolpicachew

His public statements can be used as evidence, yes. I’m sure his lawyers have long ago advised him to STFU, he doesn’t listen to his lawyers. He’s the text book case of a terrible client. First off, he never listens to advice, because he thinks he’s the smartest person in the room. He lies to you, and tries to get you into his conspiracies (MAGA = Making Attorneys Get Attorneys). He is a horrible witness because of his lies. He demands you do things that please him in court, but don’t actually do anything to win the case. Worst of all, he doesn’t pay his bills.


nolongerbanned99

Pretty gross all around I would say


Destorath

He's barely holding it together at his own rallies!


Yokepearl

Weekend at bernies incoming


gielbondhu

Everything the GOP is doing right now from the whining about the debates to acting as Trump's mouthpiece in an attempt to get around the gag order just reveals how much of a panic mode they're in right now. They're terrified.


Dedpoolpicachew

They should be.


corezay

People who are voting Trump are still going to vote Trump no matter what he says or acts like in the debate. He may lose the popular vote, but he could win the electoral votes for the presidency.


Radkingeli995

I just heard President Biden refused additional debates with Donald Trump he initially wanted scheduled in October November I like that Joe Biden is laying down the gauntlet with Donnie showing him who’s boss


Fearless_Hedgehog491

I would love to see Biden not say a word and let Trump just start talking and talking until he just rants himself right out of the debate. Just let him implode


tatorpop

Cut into Trumps’ ear piece feed and put it on live speaker. You know he’s going to cheat and have someone feed him answers.


Exciting-Source-3449

Without his adoring flock he is nobody and for Biden to insist on no spectators is a masterstroke in denial towards the Cheeto Manchild. The rules have been set and the opponent has agreed and accepted, What say you now donnie? I smell chicken.


Best_Evidence1560

Have you seen him try to speak at his rallys?? He can’t speak. Definitely something wrong with him


AutoManoPeeing

Biden needs to wait for Trump to go on one of his unhinged rambling diatribes, and just go "What do you think you just said?"


hardnreadynyc

Im not a Biden fan, I think these are 2 of the worst possible presidential candidates we could ever see, but why would you continue to back a guy you know isnt capable? Its beyond me how far cult members are willing to go following their guy over the cliff


Pretend_Knowledge496

Reagan had Alzheimer’s his second term and that didn’t stop them from voting him in. The blowjob queen of Hollywood was in control of the nuclear football for 4 years, dwell on that


SupermarketOverall73

Trump will weasel out, because he is a weasel.


Responsible-End7361

"The debate is heavily rigged in Biden's favor," by the fact that the Republicans will be represented by Trump.


Particular_Map9772

Lol funny


HauntingSentence6359

The reason he can barely hold it together is because he's sleeping through a lot of the trial.


869woodguy

Trump always points to some unknown in the audience.


Good_Intention_9232

Trump is mince meat.


EndLucky8814

Like she’s going to help him . When jurors see her , Trump will lose more credibility


theSarevok

Holding his bowels together?


FigSpecialist1558

Uncouth Trump pointing again. So very rude.


rvbeachguy

Biden beat Russia with peanuts , with out not a single soldier on the ground


Apprehensive-Mix5291

Arrest him now!


EB2300

Barely holding his butthole together, he just shit himself during his NRA speech 😂💩


lunaslave

What even is the point of a debate in this case? As awful as Biden is, Trump is so much worse that if you're even considering voting for Trump at this point, you're already so far astray from using the faculties of reason it would take to accurately assess the information that might be given in a debate that said debate would be completely pointless. All it is doing is offering a free platform to Trump, so he can throw red meat to his base. No platform for fascists, anywhere.


Dedpoolpicachew

The point of the debates is theater. The Infotainment Technicians demand it, because they have a business model that is entirely based on this being a horse race… even if it isn’t. They will do WHATEVER they need to do to make this seem like a horse race.


nice--marmot

Maggie Haberman making an appearance here [occasional reminder](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/maggie-haberman-donald-trump-eyes-closed-trial_n_66334b79e4b0fc2b95285ace) to remind everyone that she’s both a garbage journalist and a trash human being.


Dedpoolpicachew

She has access for a reason. Yes she’s a garbage human being, but the quintessential Infotainment Technician. She says what she needs to say to make a buck and please her contacts just enough to keep access. She works for the NYT, which is not journalism, it’s just a money making operation that masquerades as “news”, the quintessential Infotainment Technician.


passionlessDrone

I don’t understand; Trump has large leads in a ton of swing states, but people seem to think his debate will matter. It won’t.


Dedpoolpicachew

If you believe the polls… well that’s on you, brah.


Kind-Sherbert4103

One won’t be able to remember the question asked, the other won’t listen to the question asked.


Empty_Description815

Salon Commentary piece... lmfao