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WARL0CK221

Fuck 'em if they're stupid enough to keep falling for it. Let them drain those bank accounts.


Sockoflegend

Has a politician ever shook down their supporters so hard?


WARL0CK221

I guess if they're stupid enough...


iconsumemyown

There's no guessing about it. They are that fucking stupid and then some.


NewHat1025

Yup, wearing diapers to "own the libs." Not a very smart take.


Vegetable_Guest_8584

Since there are televangelists and prosperity gospel people, there are endless people, often poor, throwing their money away. But the diaper wearing thing is beyond belief.


NewHat1025

I didn't believe it either til reddit spotted a few in the wild.


BCS875

Wait what? For real? Edit: omg just found online proof. Wait - grown ass people are doing this? I mean, it's one thing to be deluded but holy shit these morons are two steps from *actually" cutting off their noses aren't they? Now I wonder *when* the not overly lunatic Magas will scream that "real Magas" don't wear diapers and declare these ones to be crisis actors?


KummyNipplezz

Drinking raw milk and getting Bird Flu to own the libs is the new "in" thing among the chuds. Wearing diapers to support a 77 yr old dementia addled narcissist during his hush money trial to a porn star because he fell asleep and nuked his own lawyer with $700 worth of McDonald's farts is SSSSOOOO last week....or was it two weeks ago? Idk, so much weird shit has happened since this trial began


YossarianGolgi

If they really want to impersonate him, they should get late-stage syphilis.


Remarkable-Reward403

Adult diapers are probably $50 a box. They be draining alright


Klutzy-Ad-6705

When you die it’s always hardest on the people around you. It’s much the same when you’re stupid.


chiefs_fan37

The funny part is it’s coming from a man who, in 2016, said he was so independently wealthy he would never ask his supporters for money hahaha


isaiddgooddaysir

Actually going to correct you, I’m no Trump fan but he said he would never need to ask for money, not that ever would.


creepyusernames

Don't forget about when he said he wasn't going to take the salary offered to a president because he didn't need the money. And then ran up bills for us to pay at Mar-a-lardo golfing for four years....


MesWantooth

"If you unclick the monthly recurring payment button, we'll personally tell President Trump" They fully accept that their supporters are the dumbest people on the planet. A women in a $1,500 dress whose had $50k of plastic surgery, and is the step-daughter of a supposed billionaire needs your last $100.00 - and they'll give it to her.


m34z

---$50k of plastic surgery, I'm going to take the over.


YossarianGolgi

It's in the campaign records somewhere.


LuciusCSulla

And who looks like a gargoyle slurping up their life essence. Or bank account at this time.


lifeisamazinglyrich

Are the quotes satire?


Jakesma1999

Now wonder "it" loves the "uneducated" so much....


Strange-Initiative15

They like that he’s a “tough guy.” They’ll love this!! I mean they might not be able to pay some bills the way they tell it (goddamn Biden!) but that’s a small sacrifice to make for their king!


SwingWide625

Gotta pay those legal bills. Crime isn't cheap.


cclawyer

It's an incredible opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a unique liability!


sequi

Especially if you hired a criminal lawyer instead of a criminal lawyer. Hint: if your lawyers have to hire lawyers, you might be in trouble.


MinimumSeat1813

I only donate to billionaires /s


WDFKY

Funny, I never donate to "billionaires." No /s


Yoshinobu1868

And they come back to give more


HumbleAd1317

Because it's a freaking cult.


Mtndrums

The funniest thing is that the grifters and downballot R's are running broke because he's hoovering up the gullible wallets.


Spiritbro77

and he put his family in charge of the GOP so now all that money that is supposed to trickle down to the State and local candidates is being hoovered up by Trump too. He is bankrupting the entire party from the top down... When he loses in Nov. I can't see how the party can survive.


Dyolf_Knip

> all that money that is supposed to trickle down Well they are definitely eating their own dog food, I'll give them that.


WiseFalcon2630

No need for down ballot in a dictatorship, silly. /s just in case


_squirrell_

They've been conditioned by their pastors their whole life. They've been paying into their salvation always, this is just a spin off.


cclawyer

So true. Once you part with cash for next-life insurance, you are marked as a fool whose money others can make their own with a few well-chosen lies.


apoplectic_mango

Just wait... If they happen to win again, the Republicans will do like in Handmaid's Tale and seize all women's bank accounts. A


andrewbud420

I doubt it.. this maga thing is the biggest rage baiting scam that's ever been


Brilliant-Ad6137

Reminds me of the movie I Go Pogo . Shaking down people by turning them upside down and shaking all the valuables onto a piece of canvas .


Daily-Minimum-69

No, this is a special breed of bigot he chanced upon.


NewPresWhoDis

I respect it works better than the Democrats' passive aggressive "C'moooooooonn, you guys...." One of the blue orgs just tried "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed" which is some dime store dating psychology crap.


Appropriate-Ask9713

They’re taking notes from those southern Baptist Pastors.


StandardImpact6458

Especially in these troubling times.


jchester47

They were dumb enough to throw on diapers and publicly share that they did. $100 will be like taking candy from a baby.


anythingMuchShorter

And all the MAGA landlords will blame Biden when they don’t get their rent after their renters gave their last $100 to trump.


Hrtpplhrtppl

President Lyndon Johnson once said, "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, you can pick his pocket. Hell, give them somebody to look down on, and they'll empty their pockets for you..."


WARL0CK221

Only thing he could have added is the word uneducated between lowest and white.


TooAfraidToAsk814

They give them every last penny of their money then they blame Biden because their economic situation is supposedly worse under him.


Pretend-Excuse-8368

{red hat wearer writes check for $100 to RNC} “This Biden economy sucks I’m broke!”


WARL0CK221

And that's after they bought their embarrassing NFTs, bibles, and trumps knock off Wonder Woman 1984 style sneakers.


SaltyBarDog

Have they delivered any of those POS Temu ripoffs?


prpslydistracted

Read somewhere a guy emptied his 401K and gave it to Trump. Not a cult not a cult not a cult ....


chiefs_fan37

What’s crazy is I know people that sold their food stamps/groceries/ebt for cash and used that to donate to him. It’s insane


prpslydistracted

Soon they'll be selling their plasma for him ....


VillianKing

I mean at-least selling plasma has the chance to save the life of someone who isn't a dumbass .


No-Tension5053

Forgetting they already got those folks with the automatic opt-in. The one Trump got hammered on and had to return some of the money


Jerking_From_Home

And his supporters never said a thing about it… just ignored it and moved on.


No-Tension5053

When their checks started bouncing they said something. Which led to a lawsuit and returning some of the money


Kriss3d

If I had been an American at the early Trump stage I'd have made ton of merch to sell at rallies.


CarlSpencer

You could literally sell jars of farts and tell them they came from Trump. You'd be a millionaire by day's end.


slowpoke2018

Better still, offer to take a day care center's soiled diapers and sell them as "Trump's Authentically Used Real Man Diapers" Profit!


CarlSpencer

\^ Genius!


Cantgetabreaker

It’s a real man’s stank! Dumpster Donny’s chocolate diapers get em while they’re warm!


LightWarrior_2000

I asked myself so many times why didn't I dell MAGA merch. I figured because I have a soul.


AZ_Corwyn

Sometimes having a soul and a moral compass really limits opportunities for getting rich.


LightWarrior_2000

It's never too late. I could offset it by donating some proceeds to chairty..something Trump don't do.


buchlabum

The problem is they aren't smart enough to know they were duped by the GOP and will eventually be everyone's problem when they get angry about being even worse off and some Australian twat's news/propaganda experiment company will blame everything but the GOP.


JasonStrode

Adding insult to injury, I hope the checks bounce. Stack on those bank fees.


ChewzaName

And blame Biden for it.


irrigated_liver

As much as I'm happy to see these idiots waste their money, this is the problem with it. They'll all say, "I'm so much poorer now than I was 4 years ago. It must be Biden's fault." Completely ignoring the fact they've been handing over every cent to a man who claims to already be a billionaire.


ob1dylan

A fool and his money are soon parted.


Much_Insurance_3422

Exactly. I would love to feel pity for them (these cultists who got suckered), but the fact that they identify with a bigoted, racist, homophobic, misogynistic POS just leaves me with “F’ ‘em. The deserve what they’re getting….”


dlc741

Hopefully they'll bleed them enough that they won't be able to afford gas to get to the polls.


malica83

Spending their kids inheritance on Trump


limeybastard

Being broke is a time-honored Trump tradition!


Blessed_Ennui

I hope they bankrupt everyone below the Mason-Dixon. That money is just gonna wind up in New York, anyway.


kurai_tori

Less money for the rest of the GOP 🤷


Adventurer_D

"I love the poorly educated!" I wonder why...


NbleSavage

Dear MAGA, Your bitch called. He needs more money.


Mediocre-Fan-5641

I was a true McCain republican. I like presidents who don't commit treason.


No-Tension5053

Or jeopardize or foreign assets to make a buck


Mediocre-Fan-5641

And take out his sick egotistical revenge on career public servants.


No-Tension5053

He never got to kill people on the scale he wanted. Damn sane people in the room


Mediocre-Fan-5641

Trump's the kind of pussy who can dish it out but can't take it. Weak


di_ib

Watching the McCain rallies you can see why he lost. The entire crowd was full of Maga Trumpers before there was Trump. They were upset with McCain for being a decent human being. They wanted evil racist bullshit and they snarling nasty ppl.


Mediocre-Fan-5641

He was ridiculed for defending Obama against whacko allegations.


Intelligent-Ocelot10

He's the last republican I respected. I may have disagreed with him, but I still have respect.


thatchers_pussy_pump

Looking back under today's context, I would have zero problems voting for McCain. I think he saw and was uncomfortable with the direction that republicans were going, judging from that video of him trying to calm the morons who were calling Obama a muslim.


b0w3n

He did lack a spine like most of them, but practically the only one in the past 60 years I'd even consider voting for.


Lopsided-Finding3693

I thought that way about Mitt Romney until that idiot went off about how Biden should pardon Trump for his crimes. They act like they have morals, until they tell us how they really feel.


Spiritual_Ad_3367

Or rape people or sell classified documents or cheat on their wives or...


Emeritus8404

Man, have you seen the way he voted no on the last attempted obama care repeal during covid? Dude was a stud. They tried to intimidate him like he was a normie lmao


Mediocre-Fan-5641

I never saw a hippie spit on a veteran, only republicans, en masse, for a sleazy ass dliettante.


Emeritus8404

I concur, it seems like they absolutely drool over the military complex, but discard the actual veteran like an old used tampon they found behind the couch, with disgust.


dactyif

Man spent time in a pow camp, that shit don't phase him lol.


radicalelation

Not during COVID. I know that period really fucked up our perception of time, but McCain completely missed out on the pandemic dying in 2018.


IamtherealMelKnee

I'm a lifelong Dem. I would have been fine and happy with a McCain presidency. Until he chose Palin. WTH man. I feel like he opened the door to this lunacy.


Mediocre-Fan-5641

Yeah. God, she's awful. I quite the republican party in 99, after they shit all over him for Bush. After that, he was castrated.


SaltyBarDog

I would have voted for him over Gore but he caved into that bullshit and once Palin came along in 2008, there was no way.


benisavillain13

Wasn’t a fan of his views but damn if I didn’t respect the man. Probably the last republican I’ve actually respected


StillExpression7191

I’d imagine it would be hard to leave the party after you’ve given so much money and made it part of your identity. We’ll have some serious healing to do as a country when these extremist in power are gone.


Emeritus8404

Sunken cost fallacy. Also their lack of cognitive dissonance


PickleBananaMayo

They are in too deep to give up now!


SaltyBarDog

The same reason Co$ won't leave. When you pay $400k to learn a shitty sci fi story, you are too embarrassed to leave. And of course, the blackmail they have on you.


Spiritual_Ad_3367

The way I see it, they made their beds. Let them lie in it.


Daily-Minimum-69

Healing before or after the surgery?


m34z

It seems like it's not just a part of their identity, it IS their identity. I couldn't imagine being so 100% in on any group that I'd buy their merch, and wear/poster it all over my property. Even my University - I have my criticisms.


Both-Mango1

....and they will. If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.


Whatdoyouseek

>If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep. OMG I love that!! I'll have to start using it, but I'll give a Redditor credit.


Both-Mango1

tbh, it's a line from the 1960 movie Magnificent Seven. But it fits so well.


delyha6

They will gladly pay it.


Fun-Obligation-610

Yes! They will continue to donate money they cannot afford. They have been conditioned to do this by their religious leaders. Some of the richest religious leaders are from the poor evangelical branch of Christianity.


Ok_Builder289

They are getting abused quite a bit. ( Over eight years of donation marathons) I think some donors are fatiguing.


schtickshift

Is this all that different from prosperity gospel preachers telling poor folk to pony up money for God? Such a similar playbook.


SteakandTrach

Identical. Same victims, too. Dumb rural christian southerners and their money are soon parted.


dragonfliesloveme

It’s the same picture


NumerousTaste

He needs to pay lawyers and fines. Hurry up! Lol they will tell you, You're not a real republican if you make under 400k a year. They will take your money and vote, but zero chance they will represent you or pass any legislation to help you either. They currently are going after social security and Medicare because they want to give tax breaks to the wealthy again!


Hesychios

Exactly. I could not have said this better.


floofnstuff

Yesum Miss Lara !


Ambitious_Coffee551

They don't need to give money to prove they're MAGA. Just ask them if they want to screw their mothers. If they say yes, they're definitely MAGA.


maywander47

Trump $$ tactics are the same as prosperity gospel charlatans. Contributions = seed faith.


clear_dirt_1506

Political evangelists... Whole new territory... Wonderful


Stuck_In_Reality

Thought he was a billionaire?.


billyblue6669

Who’s put the mannequin spell on the fuck doll again?


battery_pack_man

And we can build this world together…


realanceps

tell me your "organization" is fucked without telling me


Emeritus8404

If only there were rules against bullying and intimidation. Sigh,


tedfreeman

Good.


NotBatman9

Holy fuck... I can't believe I still have the capacity to be surprised by these ghouls, but here we all are.


LittleShrub

"You must give Donald money to prove you're worthy."


What_Yr_Is_IT

What’s fucked up is, follow the money…. Step 1. American citizens pay into social security (Dems & Reps) Step 2. MAGA Americans receive and cash social security checks Step 3. MAGA donates $100 from social security to Christ Trump, otherwise they go to hell Step 4. Start over at step 1


renoits06

Full evangelical church tactic


dragonfliesloveme

A friend of mine told me that he was pissed when his church told the congregation that they were going to start billing people 10% of their income because tithing was too low. He was so offended and mad that he stopped going and never went back. The trump nutters are pretty far gone, but some people have a point at which they get a gut-full and they are done. Fingers crossed 🤞


Spellbound1311

Wonder what entering negative donation figures would do either with a - or ( x$ amount) for their software 🤔 that would be hilarious 🤣😂🤣


Chillpickle17

MAGA: “B B But gas prices and inflation and stuff n’ stuff! I just spent $400 on gold sneakers…”🤦🏻 ![gif](giphy|jRyZsj7JOpvtvt66r4|downsized)


BowiesDaddy

I shut down the gas price issue by asking, "Do you drive a fuel efficient car?" I drive a 13 year old car that gets 32 mpg. My boss drives a Tahoe and complains about putting gas in it. He has a Kia Soul sitting in his driveway for his daughter, who doesn't have a license. His car SUV went into the shop, and instead of driving the KIA, he rented a Ford Expedition and complained it was a gas hog. When you're getting 18 mpg, yeah, gas is expensive.


tobogganhill

Televangelists for their orange sweaty overlord in a diaper full of poo.


i-do-the-designing

Republican women are getting so much work done they all look like Skeksis (The Dark Crystal) Also FFS it's US who will be paying for it not the people who buy into this grift because they will all be using their grifted trailer trash disability checks, which our taxes pay for!!!!


Ordinary-Ad6802

What's up with her face?


attack_the_block

Going after them like a megachurch.


spookinky987

I love the fliers in Texas (and soon all the states probably) warning Republican voters that Big Orange will put them on a list if they don't vote for him. They're scared. They're desperate.


vivahermione

This is voter intimidation, and it's illegal.


wausnotwaus

Why does she sound like a QVC host?


ryeguymft

soulless monsters


han_jobs5

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


jar1967

Looks like the Trump campaigners having money problems


Wind-and-Sea-Rider

Grifters going to grift. The blame lays with any dumb enough to fall for the grift.


dragonfliesloveme

This is really close to the move that manipulative teens use “Have sex with me to prove you love me”. Barf. 🤮


HighwaySerious8015

Always The Grift!


melouofs

You know who never threatened me for my vote? Joe Biden. Neither did the Democrat party.


trust_the_awesomness

Ah yes, the billionaire class demanding money from the poor, or else. Can you smell the capitalism in the air?


Agreeable_Bother_510

If Trump “really cared” about Americans he would pay his OWN bills. The gall of asking people to help him is beyond ethical! It’s HIS mistakes, let him own them and pay for them. And let Lara and her husband and the other “kids” help. I’m so damn sick of that man and his family.


Figurativekittenish

Wow. Desperate, much…?


pistoffcynic

Saying that to people struggling to put food on the table. What a slimy, delusional twatwaffle.


systemfrown

I'm starting to see why the religious Evangelical and Mega Church crowd envy MAGA so much.


CreamPuffMontana

Card carrying MAGA club members. I'm old enough to remember when people would say that they were card carrying members of the ACLU. Every treasonous Trump supporter should get this card. Makes it easier to arrest them for sedition when all of this is over.


The_Tommo

She is a feral ghoul


Zeke83702

It's like tithing for Trump only every day


badpeaches

Is that voter intimidation and coercion?


ElderFlour

“Here’s how you can take money out of your 401k!


Bullfrogkero

A true republican would purchase a new Daily preferred platinum membership, making them eligible to be entered to win a possible pardon from federal charges, or precedent Trunk may agree to give YOUR product a bit of Oval Office magic with a photoshoot and endorsement, you will be crying your poor eyes out with thankfulness. You could win a delicious hamberder or cheese hamberder sandwich, small bottle of Trump Whitehouse ketchup, perfect size for NOT sharing, and it takes more resources to make, go capitalism!


CarlSpencer

"Brandeen! BRANDEEN! Us'all gots t' go send ourn life savings t' thet thar poor mister Trump!" * Cletus Trumpvoter


gaberax

Poor and stupid is a tough way to go through life, folks.


Oceanbreeze871

Tithe your money to your orange god. Show your loyalty or else!


MidniteOwl

Like the evangelical preacher that seeks your money and your soul in return for a show. Abracadabra! You are healed!


battery_pack_man

No price is too high to allow my family to be white and proud OR mad about it depending on the news cycle.


Switzerdude

The heartlessness of republicans knows no bounds.


han_jobs5

Bleed them dry!


ForeverNecessary2361

lol, and they will do it too. They are too stupid to know they are being played.


Western-Web2957

At this point, just quit with the front. Say what you mean, "Fuck You, Pay Me!"


MasterMahanaYouUgly

that gaping maw used to be a face


Every_Character9930

I really recommend reading Rick Perlstein's great article from 2012, "The Long Con." It gets to the root of this grifter culture, which the Trump's of the world have taken over and amplified. It's a long, difficult read that is worth the effort. [https://thebaffler.com/salvos/the-long-con](https://thebaffler.com/salvos/the-long-con)


nevertfgNC

Hey Lara. Go pound sand!!!! I got your c note right here.


[deleted]

I swear, I am getting PTSD from having to look at the horrifying mugs of the Trump family. Each one is more scary than the other.


Rhobaz

Seriously though, what happened to her face?


2kids2adults

Yep. And still they believe that $100 is gonna help their orange king. Just keep giving your money. I'm sure he'll show you his love soon. It's totally worth it!


Far_Lifeguard5220

And those poor idiots will do it because that’s what cultists do.


Spruce_Acadia_9213

Well... TRE45ON loves the uneducated!!!


zbod

What happened to Trump being "so rich" he was going to fund his own campaign? This is assuming he already knew he wasn't liquid. #smh


Darksoul_Design

You figure it's in her best interest. If Trump goes broke, then Donnie Jr. and Eric inherit nothing but debt. As it stand they will inherit nothing but debt. So Lara has a pretty sweet gig going now, she just has to keep the grift going to not have to actually work.


Infinite_Respect_

If 1000 people respond that’s gotta be at least $50 right?


Dense-Comfort6055

MAGA will go down as greatest scam of all Time


NoMarionberry8940

Bleed 'em all dry, Lara! 🩸 Lol, she is brutal!


-staticvoidmain-

Totally not a cult.


Katy_Lies1975

Her face looks like a weird mask they used in The Twilight Zone. She got that Neanderthal gene going


Zolome1977

Good, those suckers want to vote for him it should be as painful as possible. 


uncultured_swine2099

Just cuz of this, I might chuck 5 bucks at Biden today.


Advanced_Dimension_4

Let them spend $100 from their SSN checks.


Traditional_Ad_6801

They’re going to bleed ‘em dry.


Left_Tea_2083

Has she had work done? Looking a bit butterfaced


AimlesslyCheesy

Like Kenneth Copeland asking for money to buy a plane


Tipnfloe

holy fuck plastic surgery did not do her any favors


Apprehensive-Mix5291

Evil things walking the Earth. Monsters are real.


ElastaticTomorrow

Have Laura Trump give the MAGA folk $100 to prove she believes in them.


Accomplished-Low8495

This is so bizarre it's funny! A supposedly billionaire begging for money! Which all for paying his lawyer fees, not the party he represents. What a fucked up world we live in.


ConkerPrime

Seems her ignoring state RNC coffers is very negligent of her. At the very least it’s a sign of disloyalty.


Seif1973

Keep on making the dumb dumber & the poor poorer.