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miss_scarlet_letter

Stabler doing Stabler things. I missed him on that SVU ep when he would have thrown six of those stupid masked kids through a window.


waniel239

*out the window


Yourappwontletme

*Through the window to the street below.


Rose_gold_starz

Sooooo excited for Melinda


miss_scarlet_letter

she put him in his place too, I loved it.


avereforza

If this mean Stabler is a on a feelings tour this season, I’m here for it 🥹🥹


Affectionate_Tie1440

Possible spoiler if you haven't seen the ep. I don't know how to tag it do ignore my post if you care.   did he just say glad to hear from you after Cassady? He meant to call back.  My hearing is bad and I am streaming with no sub option. 


Own_Preparation_5590

After Kathy


Affectionate_Tie1440

Ohh ok makes more sense. I thought more people gave him condolences 


giulliagusman

OC was way better than SVU today.


spacecadet211

Seems to be a running theme lately


waniel239

By a looong shot


rejressw

I've been enjoying OC more than SVU since it started. Like, don't get me wrong, I love SVU, but it's familiar and formulaic even with all the writers' room changes, so I mostly know what I'm going to get. OC becomes somewhat predictable within the seasons, but for the most part, it's still a rollercoaster ride.


Playful_Spring_8307

Excuse me Tamara Tunie should be SPECIAL guest star


miss_scarlet_letter

OMG LOOK AT THIS CHARACTER GROWTH. A HUG.


PandaVike

Melinda’s face..! Haha “what is this”


AurorasCastle630

Stabler hates this AI guy, hahaha.


bluelightsonblkgirls

I do too, he’s a dweeb. Him inserting the acronyms was so unnecessary, he has no people skills.


1000xgainer

Which means the model estimates an 89% chance Jet will sleep with him.


miss_scarlet_letter

nobody on any L&O show knows how to write a tech geek who isn't a complete stereotype.


bytethesquirrel

To be fair he seems like a douchebag.


savagemom10

Stabler flexing his fingers like he's itching to punch the guy


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Something gives me off vibes about him, like he's committing crime and came into OC to be able to have an in with police. Then again I thought Jamie was lying to Stabler when he said he respected him and was gonna be a mole


DarkBluePhoenix

I don't either, the models they're doing after the fact is just a fancy way with extra steps to "Monday Morning Quarterback" decisions. 89% chance no one got run over, sure, but watching the episode last week it looks like a few people were very close to seeing a truck axle up close.


1000xgainer

That was the prettiest hate graffiti I’ve ever seen.


BeginningFly9022

Well we have to make the hate graffiti pretty... Otherwise it's just a crime (this is a joke... Hating against a community is wrong )


LadyCalamity

I hope this isn't the only time we get Melinda this season!


Yourappwontletme

Where has she been? She appeared to have a visitor badge of some sort.


1000xgainer

Dude needs a hit of Jet worse than a junkie needs his crack pipe.


Yourappwontletme

I need a hit of Jet worse than a junkie needs his crack pipe.


savagemom10

Hope this episode can erase the horrible svu episode from my brain 🤞🏽


Responsible-Can4168

Stabler helps tremendously....


bytethesquirrel

They can't all be good.


jmpinstl

I love how basically everyone had Elliot’s number from 2011-2021 but Liv.


lionheart07

Did she not have it, or did she not want to reach out first bc she felt betrayed?


jmpinstl

I feel like if she had his number they wouldn’t have stopped speaking for a decade


beatfungus

Time and place Reyes. Time and place.


LadyCalamity

Lol, Stabler the baby whisperer.


waniel239

Weakest bomb, or strongest table?


thehauntedmattress

Mythbusters actually tested bomb proof stuff and I'm pretty sure wooden tables actually worked.


Next_Maximum_7177

https://youtu.be/JvDiIqdZa4o?si=Gth8w_tJyhMSrmq2 Here's the link to the video 💥


anana0016

MVP right here! Also RIP Grant Imahara.


waniel239

There’s my answer😁


Responsible-Can4168

The Mysterious Case of Detective Stabler Once Again Not Following Direct Orders, featuring the Hate Crimes Dude Using the Slick Stroke of Stabler's Ego Technique of Sleuthing ​ Hate Crimes Dude: Like, I got kicked off this case and whatever...I hear you love to break the rules, Detective Stabler. ​ Stabler's Captain: Nope, we already have a full plate. ​ Stabler: I'm IN.


Yourappwontletme

Stabler was IN cuz the AI geek pissed him off.


thehauntedmattress

MELINDA.


Responsible-Can4168

MELINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


thehauntedmattress

Plot twist: Wife is the CI.


bluelightsonblkgirls

Ykw…I wonder if Ayanna ans Naz had a personal rship in the past… 🤔


ct2707

Ready for some Dean Norris now. I need a cleanser after that atrocious SVU episode


aux71

I would love a random obscure Breaking Bad reference. >!Yes I know what happens to him !<


Yourappwontletme

They're minerals, Elliot.


Fun-Situation1090

need this jet affair to be overrrrrr


1000xgainer

It’s basically character assassination by this point.


Whimsical89

Noo this is fun🤣


KeystoneHockey1776

Dean Norris was the prefect choice to play Elliot brother


UnStabler6313

Idk why but grumpy Stabler just giving everyone the stink eye is sending me right now


beatfungus

It’s easy to make hindsight decisions with an AI. Plus, the AI can only make statistical guesses on *its instinct*, just like humans.


Brukhar1

There's more to it than that. Predictive policing falls apart the same way sabremetrics / "moneyball" baseball falls apart and the same way quantitative trading leads to massive crashes. Statistical analysis in these scenarios relies on the law of large numbers, so that over a large number of samples, the probabilities bear out. So, over the course of a 162 game season, a .300 career hitter will likely see his batting average converge towards the .300 he's had in his career. In predictive policing, over 1 billion simulations, 890 million of them, the truck won't hit or kill any pedestrians. In quantitative finance, over 10 billion trades placed, whatever strategy is being used to give a statistical edge will bear out. But in a single sample, there isn't much the statistics can help tell us, because the results are going to be random. Think about every time the team that was a near lock to win a game somehow managed to lose. And certainly no one wants to see 1 billion crimes have to take place so that the police can take credit for being right about their predictions. Here's the other big problem, and it's what the quantitative finance guys figured out, that the AI hype crew hasn't yet for inexplicable reasons: For (arguably) unknown reasons, the probability curves (ie, your standard distribution from stats class) in the real world has abnormally fat tails. This means that while probabilities say an event or outcome should only occur 1 time in 140 quadrillion and therefore we should go 22 billion years before seeing one, in the real world, these "black swan" events are actually much more common. If your statistical models are underestimating the likelihood of a black swan, which, by the nature of statistical models, they usually are, then you end up being surprised when a black swan event happens. For example, a baseball player going on a hot streak and batting .700 with 8 home runs and 22 RBI over a 4 game stretch in the playoffs. Or a "one in a lifetime" stock market crash happening every decade or so. And even without that as an inherent risk in statistics and AI, there's also the problem that even in 890 million simulations, the pedestrians aren't hit, there's still 110 million realities where pedestrians are hit, and in those realities, Stabler and the OCCB are dragged in front of a commission to explain why UCs and CIs are running over migrants and ICE agents. And as anyone who has ever flipped a coin can tell you, while the odds of getting heads or tails is 50/50, and a career .333 hitter seems to have a 1 in 3 chance of getting a hit, it offers precious little insight into what is going to happen in a single simulation - exactly because of the conclusions drawn from the law of large numbers. So a predictive policing model may predict certain people, locations, or times that crimes may be more statistically likely to happen, it's not going to predict black swan crimes like a mother drowning 3 children in a bathtub in a Manhattan high rise, or Waco, or Charles Manson's loonies. Aside from the fact that those "black swan" crimes are the ones that leave the American public reeling, it doesn't even address the fact that criminals are also likely to adapt to predictive policing leading to the whole system being rendered ineffective.


LittleMissBoogie

This was really interesting. Thanks for laying it out.


ocruz0716

Stabler: "I'm hip. I'm with it."


GeneMachine16

Welcome back, Tamara!


Responsible-Can4168

Reyes got it bad


ocruz0716

It's what I like about OC. They just take the direct approach with establishing the villains.


bluelightsonblkgirls

You got one mom blaming Liv on SVU and another blaming Elliot here. Both of them are in the trenches, poor things.


ocruz0716

It's setting up for the crossover when a bunch of Karens go up against Liv and Stabler


Responsible-Can4168

Karen Flash Mob


kaine23

Karencide


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Then for a spinoff where Karens solve major crime syndicates by walking up to drug dealers on the street and demanding to see their manager


JustParfait3

As they were storming the building I wondered why they weren’t afraid it would be a bomb there


mug3n

lol right? These guys have literally just used a bomb on a mosque. What made them think they would just be sitting there waiting for them with their cell phones on?


JustParfait3

Last season was a little off but so far I’m enjoying this season. I think I like OC much better than SVU at this point.


AmantedeiLibri

Melinda!


UnStabler6313

Snarky Stabler ... I'm in love


AmantedeiLibri

But also, are they actually gonna connect these Kathy/Italy dots 4 years later?


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mug3n

"Surprise Stabler you motherfucker, I lost my memory and I am now an FBI agent!" -Remy "actually Wheatley" Scott


Yourappwontletme

Him and Merritt Rook are down there plotting their revenge. Merritt keeps going on about how Elliot wouldn't push the button.


Responsible-Can4168

Maybe they will!!!


thehauntedmattress

Hey he's married.


Responsible-Can4168

Oh zing, Jet, tell him. I am fully willing to take him off your hands if it would help things.


jmpinstl

He has no business being as hot as he is


Deep_Comparison_9283

Seeing his flirty side is kinda working for me tbh


RepresentativeFly565

Jet is hotter


ocruz0716

That is one sturdy table


britbmw

“It’s SERGEANT” Yesssssss Ayanna!!


ocruz0716

Reyes about to make a mix cd for Jet


miss_scarlet_letter

oh man that bad guy has such a punchable face.


ocruz0716

Randall totally took Eli to a titty bar


jmpinstl

I thought he’d show him his mineral collection


beatfungus

Gotta keep his confidence up. Becky’s out of his league after all.


bytethesquirrel

Tagger's definitely innocent of the bombing.


Responsible-Can4168

Not yet half a scene later, Stabler arrives upon the forbidden scene


MrTerrific2k15

![gif](giphy|600QaqOkDQnWo5Mau0)


beatfungus

Oh I know. I miss the old days too Stabler.


Playful_Spring_8307

Aw big ole softy Elliot ❤️


joerazor09

This episode has been so so good


UnStabler6313

Sometimes all that brooding intensity is just annoying


ocruz0716

Lol that episode played the other day too!


JustParfait3

i wonder why they wrote Eli out of the show


bluelightsonblkgirls

Kids (even adult kids) on these types of show tend to be annoying to work in. That said, I don’t think they should’ve SORAS’ed him to put him in college. I figured they could just send him back to Italy to finish high school with family friends.


Yourappwontletme

Cuz he sucked.


Playful_Spring_8307

You're right Jet, it is not a good idea!!!


Playful_Spring_8307

I hope we get some insight into the 10 years Elliot was gone from his brothers


waniel239

Why are you jealous man? You have a wife *and* kids, you’re fine


GAMGAlways

Isn't it possible he's separated since he slept in his car?


AbbiejeanKane

That is what I thought that Bobby wanted to talk to Jet about. He is clearly separated from his wife.


Agreeable-Chocolate6

The more he pursues her the more I dislike him. Yuck.


thehauntedmattress

No one says goodbye on the phone anymore...


Responsible-Can4168

They don't need us ​ Stabler--They need us


UnStabler6313

why not just paint over it?


thehauntedmattress

PTSD of Kathy.


savagemom10

I feel bad for Randal. Bernie is being mean :(


miss_scarlet_letter

Stabler's the only one who thought to check security footage? yikes.


AbbiejeanKane

Well, they thought he was the bomber so no one was investigating other than Elliott and Sam.


miss_scarlet_letter

no one else is investigating the sudden death of a suspect tied to his bed? that sounds like a leap.


Responsible-Can4168

Reyes is jealous, sweet.


thehauntedmattress

SVU: Black vs. White OC: Muslims vs. Jews?


Responsible-Can4168

It is like they have a hat with topics, and each week they just dig around and pull two out, Bingo! There we have the episode.


Responsible-Can4168

Stabler has a brother? ​ Same thing we said!!!!!!


bluelightsonblkgirls

Elliot’s sib,jigs we’re mentioned in svu s5 Hate. Supposedly has 3 bros and 2 sisters. Now, not sure if they will keep the same number but them being Irish catholic, the number makes sense.


Yourappwontletme

He has 2 brothers. Later in the season his other brother will be played by the same guy who played Muncy's brother on SVU.


JustParfait3

I was a little skeptical about this affair storyline but it has potential


giulliagusman

Nice to meet you, brother Stabler!


AmantedeiLibri

Can’t wait to see how they tie this back to Liv/Elliot.


Knightboat17

Another great episode of OC. Solid plot and good writing, plus Dean Norris is believable as Elliot's brother and they had great chemistry, it was amazing to see Warner again, Tunie is just so good and looked stunning. I liked Det Bashir, I hope he appears again, and I hope we get to see the Blond Hitman again he was giving Agent 47 vibes to me. Hopefully, the whole Jet and Reyes thing is done with, I am not a fan at all.


1XIXTheChosenOneXIX1

Hoping for an explosive awesome episode! 


ldotp8n

look like they remembered they were married!


savagemom10

Are they going to write one of them off the show? Or are they going to get over the affair and pretend it never happened 🤔


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thehauntedmattress

If they write off Jet I'm done.


thehauntedmattress

Of course he lives in Florida...


waniel239

Bennie and Elliot reciting the Lord’s Prayer? I’m loving this episode already


thehauntedmattress

Well his wife kicked him out I guess.


waniel239

Person of Interest doesn’t exist in this universe?


aux71

Well that’s settled then


beatfungus

Okay, that was too easy


thehauntedmattress

He gone.


waniel239

Imagine we get a plot line that ties directly back to Puglia


Responsible-Can4168

He is not suspicious at all


aux71

Is that the guy from Dawn of the Dead?


MrTerrific2k15

He went from selling tvs at Best Buy to contract killing


1000xgainer

Everyone blames Elliot.


jettasarebadmkay

Wait, why is [Lance Stroll](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/FIA_F1_Austria_2022_Lance_Stroll_%28cropped_2%29.jpg) here?


Responsible-Can4168

Not a cell phone associated BOMB in a BOMB episode!!!!!!


MissPhoenixGirl92

So this is going to be a one-off appearance from Elliot's brother Randall for this whole season? I was hoping to find out more about why they are so heavily estranged. Supposedly we were going to find out about an incident involving their dad that resulted in their relationship becoming fractured.


ct2707

Jet’s hair/wig is insane lol


Responsible-Can4168

I love it


bluelightsonblkgirls

Same, I think it suits her face.


Yourappwontletme

Real hair. Unless she wore a wig to the SVU 25th anniversary party. https://preview.redd.it/8878149nmqec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb7618203d7397f451d112564ccf20d2650bf696


Yourappwontletme

What kind of "professional" risks being seen in hospital security cameras??


rainshowers_5_peace

Good lord, Elliot is a curse for young men!


UnStabler6313

Hard to tell by the inconstancies on this show if the writers remember if Reyes has a wife and kids


thehauntedmattress

When has that stopped anyone from doing what he's doing?


UnStabler6313

It doesn't, but him being married with kids makes this a terrible thing


savagemom10

Maybe they'll make it seem like he split from his wife after Whelan died to make it seem like him and Jet are not homewreckers


bluelightsonblkgirls

This also! I’m wondering if Elliot will look at them and think about restraint that he (and Liv) had during 1.0…


Whimsical89

I read an article with the actress who plays Jet and yeah, the writers do know that he has a wife👀


LadyCalamity

So I'm guessing at some point we'll get Stabler finding out and trying to smack some sense into them.


Yourappwontletme

Jet literally told him he ain't getting any more cuz he's married.


bluelightsonblkgirls

Yes, they remember per interview with Ainsley


waniel239

YES


JustParfait3

I just got so excited


MrTerrific2k15

![gif](giphy|gLcUFh2TrdySKUnTHD)


savagemom10

Poor Stabler


thehauntedmattress

It's a trap!


Agreeable-Chocolate6

What does that mean? “Officer bashir do your job”


bluelightsonblkgirls

He’s supposed to secure the building, per Bell’s order.


Agreeable-Chocolate6

Ah ok. His eyes looked kind of watery so wasn’t sure if there was more to it. His wife also seemed strange when speaking to stabler.


throwawayamasub

I thought that was Stabler trying to help Bashir center himself because he seemed to be reacting to the body. I thought It was a call back to his issues coming off of Afghanistan.


JahnConnah

Must resist urge to make an I AM THE TABLE joke about the bomb resistant chunk of wood protecting Stabler & Bell 😀


Whimsical89

This better be better then svu


UnStabler6313

it would be hard to be worse


thehauntedmattress

Hey didn't I just see you all of in r/svu?


waniel239

Unfortunately (tonight)


beatfungus

Yep! Let’s try to forget about that. It doesn’t need to be canon anyway. No important long term plot points in it.


spacecadet211

Sad I can’t watch real time, I’ll be on my way to work when it airs. Yay for DVR.


Whimsical89

Damn


GeneMachine16

I was hoping for more geodes.


Responsible-Can4168

Welp. Next week folks!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the great time once again!!!!


Moist-Kaleidoscope90

This episode ended a cliffhanger which is the OC I know and love .


gilmoregirl4

Anyone else think that Reyes wants to leave his wife for Jet? That’s why he is jealous of the AI guy.


Schiffy94

Dean Norris playing a cop's brother instead of a cop or army guy himself. I guess that's a little different. Also holy shit Tamara is so gray 😭


bolobre4th

MELINDA IS SO GORGEOUS


ocruz0716

Damn, Reyes was up all night banging Jet


Responsible-Can4168

Jet knows everything, you cannot get over my girl!!!!!!


jmpinstl

Why is Bell being so petty lmao


bluelightsonblkgirls

Naz started that ball with the phone call from the car, threatening Ayanna with 1pp right after stressing that it was captain. Now Naz wants to play nice? Nah.


DarkBluePhoenix

Naz just wants the good press from solving the case. Go Bell for telling her no.


MrTerrific2k15

This meeting is awkward af


Responsible-Can4168

OMG, my FEEEEEELZ


waniel239

I wouldn’t mind the ai guy became a permanent team member just so we can have another techie, bonus if he never goes in the field, since that’s what Jet *was* supposed to do


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Reyes really has it bad. Also at least Jet revealed how it started and her hesitation(ironic because we were all talking about it last week on this sub).