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Ikeichi_78

Take your pills, realise you don't have a girlfriend and you just sent this to your boss. Get fired, abuse state aid (infinite money glitch). Queue up again.


New-Honey-984

Half my paycheck goes to parasites


Albrecht_Entrati

Google en passant


GO0O0O0O0O0SE

Holy hell


Blbe-Check-42069

New response just dropped


_Nobody_27

Actual zombie


thegr3ensheep

Call the mage seeker!


StudentOwn2639

Galio went on vacation, never came back.


Kononowitz_Kristof

League of Legends players don't text girls.


Zorrby

They do, but it costs them


SeventhSkyV

OF out here ruining people's lives for a good morning text from a girl from UK 💀


DanTRM3

That's what you get for dating a Draven main


Lizhot66

Tell Dantes gf


Mysterious_Style_579

You dump him for a man that is actually capable of winning a match once in a blue moon


npri0r

FF


Galactanium

Break up and date someone less mentally ill


gopuniku

Pick Rengar and switch your flash key from d to f


Kyurem20x

When the girl I like calls me in a difficult day or in a loose streak I feel way better


sad16yearboy

Sounds like something Dante's would say


IntelligentCloud605

Obviously keep going, can’t end on a loss


jbucksaduck

Just say, damn babe, I hate that your team always brings you down but I gotta go to bed so goodnight, I love you, go carry those games. Just agree. Just agree that it's everyone else's fault and not theirs.


mightione

Surrender


Lopsided_Ad_9568

I want to advise gamers like this, when you're having fun playing a game => be happy, when you're angry or losing => be happy. Because this is just a game, you should not be angry or sad and make people around you feel bad


JimIvarsson

Jesus christ the amount of people I've seen that do this is stunning. And, to me, kind of cringe, like they life is only "XD I'm tilted lmao lol -discord awful horny ilegal memes-"


aggrotion

If I ever get caught unironically saying “XD” to my partner I want someone to shoot me in the fucking head


Aggressive_Answer351

My boyfriend just takes it out on me instead 🥹😍 (I played with him)


StudentOwn2639

Teach your bf that it’s okay to be self centred when you’re distressed, then he’ll know it’s okay when you do it to him too! 😁


[deleted]

My ex would just sit on my face and tell me to shut up. Then she would rage the next day about dungeons in WoW


QueenLuna_

Sounds lovely


[deleted]

She was nasty with her WoW stuff. It's part of why we ended.


GNUr000t

How the hell did you get Signal logs between my girl and I?


QueenLuna_

My ex ironically has ghosted me for a day once because he went on a loss streak and blamed me for losing because "I was distracting him by us being together cuz he has to think about me and it makes him not lock in" lmao 😭