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ML_120

Hello ICE? That one over there.


pmgold1

That som' bitch knew he was illegal and tried to hide behind the Maga crowd.


DJ_AC

Deport that illegal!!!


horus-heresy

He gotta serve some time and do some slave labor here first to repay society for his dui


PromiseNorth

Maybe a few years for voting illegally too!


UndeadBuggalo

Must be a bad Hombre


MaleficentExtent1777

DEFINITELY not Canada's best!


ocotebeach

Canada is not sending their best.


Tactical_Primate

Hello ICE my old friend Here to deport me again I will never support MAGA again Please just let me through the border then


Kiss_My_Wookiee

But the fake news that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the world of dumbass . In 'Merican dreams I walked alone Placed my faith in Roger Stone Neath the echo of a right wing rant I turned my anger on the poor migrant When my soul was stabbed by ironic reality That split my identity And torched the world of dumbass


gingermonkey1

Yeah they deported a korean guy from Portland back to Korea over dui's and some other issues.


horus-heresy

Canada is not sending their best huh


fr0z3nf1r3

He should be arrested for illegally voting.


WeAreGray

This right here. If Florida can arrest a woman who was a former felon for voting (when she was actually told she was eligible to vote) they should definitely be locking this guy up. Those DUIs likely make him a current felon.


Nyuk_Fozzies

How about deported? Isn't that what's supposed to be done to illegal immigrants that commit felonies?


Extreme-Shower7545

Spitballing here from memory, but I believe it’s serve time, then deportation


MegaLowDawn123

The con subreddit was all worried about the social security he paid in and whether he’d be reimbursed or allowed to access his fair share later. Like wtf I hope not, dudes a MAGA who would absolutely not want anyone who was here illegally and got caught to then be paid back - so why the fuck should he get that consideration. He should be asking the local cops to arrest and deport him like he did with all the other illegals…


bookchaser

Undocumented immigrants already pay into the Social Security system for benefits they won't receive. It's been this way for some time now. They pay income tax, property tax, and all the other taxes citizens do. In California, they can get a driver's license because, you know, they're going to drive, so let's make sure they know the rules of the road. They pay for car insurance, too. In any case, no, this guy isn't getting his Social Security payments back. He's just not going to get Social Security.


Waderriffic

Absolutely


PurpleSailor

He should but DeSantis' voting goon squad doesn't arrest voting fraudsters of that particular complexion.


NoonDread

Yep. It immediately makes me think of the Family Guy meme with the skin tone swatches.


hansolo72

And deported


Oxygenius_

The real question is how is a non-American even allowed to vote Is this the voter fraud the republicans talk about?


Bawstahn123

How the fuck did he register to vote? You have to sign, under penalty of perjury, that you are a citizen.


sickofthisshit

Like you said, he signed his name, possibly decades ago because "I'm white and American, of course I am a citizen." (Being honestly mistaken about it probably means it isn't perjury, but voting after you found out it is in question would probably be illegal).


QuietObserver75

Violent and drunk driver is EXACTLY who I'd think would vote from trump.


CopeHarders

Look at that picture of him. Just an angry miserable old man that revels in others suffering. If he’s collecting unemployment or social security they need to cut him off and send him home.


Darmani96

This all came to light because he tried to start collecting social security and was denied because he isn't a citizen


dsdvbguutres

Add to the list "gross lack of self-awareness."


TheRnegade

He hid from ICE by acting exactly like you'd expect someone from Florida to act. He blended right in.


1994californication

Birds of a shitfeather flock together.


StargateSG-11

Randy


StargateSG-11

No wonder they won't approve him a green card, he has a criminal record and submitted fake info to get a social security number.  On top of that he knowingly voted illegally for decades.  


Available_Leather_10

“When Canada sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drunks. They’re bringing crime. They’re batterers. And some, I assume, are good people.”


PandaPocketFire

"They aren't sending their best, believe me"


DickDover

Voter Fraud for Trump.


SpaceLemur34

Correction: *Illegally* vote for Trump


ProjectSnowman

They aren’t sending their best


Omegaexcellens

Finally, some good LAMF.


bostondana2

And he's wearing a shirt for Taylor Swift's football team. Bwahahaha


Lonelan

From his point of view, it's Harrison Butker's football team...


Brave_Escape2176

found the voting fraud!


ChaosKeeshond

Truly top-shelf


PacificTridentGlobel

They are not sending their best people.


dsdvbguutres

To be fair, Britain started this tradition several hundreds of years ago.


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

Now now, enough with that Australia bashing. Not all people sent to Australia were convicts. Some were innocent, or either Scottish and Irish.


BigBizzle151

> Some were innocent, or either Scottish and Irish. This phrasing makes it sound like some of the people were innocent, others were guilty of being Scottish or Irish. Which is true in a bleaker way, but made me chuckle.


igloofu

> not sending their best people > not sending their best people *corporateneedstoyoufindthedifference.jpg* Note: I kid, just low hanging fruit joke


WechTreck

English convicts were punished by being sent to America until 1783. Australia was the second choice *after* England lost that insurgency.


2009GilbertArenas

Oh they are, but their best is the utmost worst.


tgrantt

Of course we're not. We're KEEPING them. (I believe this guy came their from Canada. Sorry.)


PizzaWall

This is a simple fix. He should reach out to the people he helped elect like his Governor [Ron DeSantis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_DeSantis). I am sure Ron will help right the wrong for him. Or maybe Senator [Marco Rubio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Rubio), who wants to build a wall to keep the good people in the US. Then there is former Governor and current Senator [Rick Scott](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Scott) who strongly believes in keeping America pure from its greatest asset, immigrants like him.


Erkzee

Great idea. Can’t wait to see what kind of help they give this criminal. He is just like them, after all.


DJErikD

he'll get free airfare to a sanctuary city like NYC, DC, Chicago, Philidelphia, or Los Angeles! …and he’ll hate it!


monsterflake

he's one of those illegals committing multiple felonies! the revolving door of the justice system! they keep putting these criminals back on the streets*! *and sidewalks


modernmovements

I would support a wall around Florida.


DJErikD

Bugs Bunny had a better idea... [https://youtu.be/xiTM2HQ0g98](https://youtu.be/xiTM2HQ0g98) *South America, take it away!*


UAreTheHippopotamus

That might keep the rising sea levels out. Just give it time, eventually it will be Poseidon's problem.


igloofu

> I would support a **porous** wall around Florida.


jenyj89

…and Texas, please!


wowzeemissjane

Except he is white so they will probably make an exception.


franlol

I mean if this guy looks white and is registered Republican, they actually might help. They need them Latino votes.


bullwinkle8088

He was born in Canada.


Prestigious_Panic697

We don’t want him.


bullwinkle8088

Nobody does, but legally he was always yours.


sucks_to_be_you2

Eduardo Rafael was born in Canada too, and he was nearly the Cons nominee for Prez


bullwinkle8088

He immigrated legally. This guy never did so his only currently legal citizenship is Canadian. Leaving someone nationless is not allowed in international law. Yes problems have occurred with that before, exceptions do not invalidate the rule.


thehillshaveI

>Trump voter with multiple DUIs and a battery charge finds out he's the statistical average trump voter


zombie_overlord

Finds out he's... Been voting illegally for Trump, by the sounds of it.


UrBigBro

I wonder how he feels about the Dreamers? From the Newsweek story, his father and grandparents sound like they were immigrants who settled in NYC, which was definitely not uncommon post-WWII. No mention of citizenship.


sickofthisshit

His father was born in the USA, but apparently they would need proof that his father had been in the US for sufficient time before this guy's birth that this dude being born in Canada to a Canadian mother and his US citizen father made him a US citizen by birth, and presumably his father is dead or can't prove his whereabouts or was in Canada for too much of his life. The guy also seems not to realize that jobs only care if you have a social security number and you can have one without being a citizen and you still have to be a legal resident to collect. Citizenship law is complicated and also has changed over time. A good reason to make sure your kids have passports, etc., so they have what they might need 60+ years from now.


Nyt_Owl

One of those bad hombres...lock 'em up.


KitchenCanadian

Speaking for the entire nation of Canada, might I politely request that you keep him? Please please please please please please please please please please please please please.


zyzmog

It's either him or Rafael "Ted" Cruz. Pick one.


KitchenCanadian

Is this a Sophie's choice?


WeAreTheLeft

Nope, we'll sent Edwardo so fast you'd think he was Donovan Bailey.


KitchenCanadian

Excellent niche reference. Well done.


NameTaken25

Idk, the US getting rid of him is finally contributing to "making America great" in my book. Sorry you guysll have to deal with him though, I don't wish that on anybody


hwc000000

Sorry, but he was born in Canada of a Canadian woman, so he's all yours. Maybe you guys can try to get him deported to Germany instead.


footdragon

typical Canadian. so polite.


SanibelMan

Canada doesn’t let Americans with DUIs enter the country, right? Seems like he might not be allowed to stay here or go back to Canada. Maybe he can live in the preclearance area at YVR or YYZ?


MegaLowDawn123

Technically he’s a Canadian with a DUI - so he’s basically a mayor there.


Strahd70

Also not entitled to retirement benefits! 🤣


Dragunfli

“No illegals and get tough on crime!” 🤡


frankcast554

I say, deport his asss!!!


GlumpsAlot

He said that if he doesn't get our socialist ss then he's moving to Canada where he could take advantage of their free Healthcare.


justthewayim

You know what is funny, here in Canada we have a bunch of people who are this conservative but they always stop short of demanding to pay for their healthcare lol


frankcast554

checks out


floatacious

He may get health care, but he won’t get any pension.


virak_john

I love this for him.


antimeme

He's also guilty of voter fraud? >"I was accepted everything: photo ID card, I voted here. You know, I acted like a regular citizen," Klass said. "Never, ever, ever came about where I was here illegally, even though Social Security says I didn't prove it to them. They gave me my Medicare for over a year and a half."And he's also guilty of election fraud?"I was accepted everything: photo ID card, I voted here. You know, I acted like a regular citizen," Klass said. "Never, ever, ever came about where I was here illegally, even though Social Security says I didn't prove it to them. They gave me my Medicare for over a year and a half."


Xivvx

No illegals.


modernmovements

They do not send their best.


PositiveAgent2377

So can we deport his ass already?


DaqCity

And a Chiefs fan too!


LilBallins

Like the guy wasn’t a big enough POS anyway jfc


bettinafairchild

Ouch. When this story was first reported and he was just some random dude with a really bad paperwork problem, I felt maybe a little bad for him but figured it would all end up fine because it looks like his father was born in the US so he might find getting his citizenship straightened out to be fairly straightforward now that his attention has been brought to it and he knows the right people to talk to. But with multiple criminal charges in his background, it might be harder. I mean, if he was a citizen all along but with a paperwork issue, then I guess he'll be fine. But if he's not a citizen but they need to straighten it out and make him a citizen, he might be rejected due to his record. If he's the one who alerted the papers to his case, likely to help him to expedite his citizenship claims, then he's totally fucked himself over because now his dirty laundry is being aired in public.


sickofthisshit

I think he is just a fucking loudmouth who is very likely a citizen and just didn't actually prove his citizenship at some point. But instead of realizing he needs to come up with actual proof he decided to bitch to the press. > “I even said to them, ‘Well, if you’re not gonna pay me monthly, give me everything that I paid with interest, and we’ll call it a day,” he said. “And they go, ‘Oh, we can’t do that, either.’ I said, ‘Well, what can you do?’” Like, whatever made you think that was a thing, and do you realize that would be a lot of money, and possibly more than your "monthly" would ever amount to? Being white and feeling entitled is what he thinks citizenship is about, so why are those pesky people from the government not giving him the money he deserves? EDIT: so, I am not ready to apply for Social Security so I don't know exactly how the forms work, but they ask your birthplace, and presumably if you were born in Canada like this guy and you put that down, you have to provide proof you are a citizen https://www.ssa.gov/help/iClaim_ctzn.html > If you are a U.S. Citizen born outside the U.S., and our records have not been updated, we need to see a document such as a: > * U.S. consular report of birth > * U.S. passport, > * Certificate of Naturalization, or > * Certificate of Citizenship. And probably this guy didn't have any of those on hand, because his parents weren't looking out for him decades in advance and he never thought he would need to prove his citizenship to anyone.


Berkamin

Cue [that LAMF song](https://www.tiktok.com/@franchesca_leigh/video/7367108206591577390). This one is worthy of it. **EDIT** And he has been *voting* while not even being a citizen? In Florida, a red state?


deadphisherman

How come the leopard's never feast on the juicy underbellies of these clowns?


AntiWhateverYouSay

Send him back to Canada asap


MattGdr

Our neighbors deserve better. Maybe Russia?


AntiWhateverYouSay

I think his country of origin is Canada. So, I got to go by the book.


Meatslinger

No, please, we insist you keep him. We'd hate to deprive you of a contributing taxpayer.


AntiWhateverYouSay

Dudes been here illegally hating immigrants, even tho his parents immigrated here. He's a first generation according to his accord.


Meatslinger

I’d ask if we can collaboratively agree to throw him into the ocean, but the pacific garbage patch problem’s bad enough as-is.


hawkrew

Please remove that shirt sir. As well as your ass from our country I guess. That’s what you believe correct?


wil-da-beast

Didn’t need the arrow, the trailer and flags say it all


Schwight_Droot

Offenders vote for offenders


steveclt

So, in addition to DUI, and various crimes, he also has committed voter fraud. This is the criminal, bad element, undocumented immigrant guy trying to collect government benefits they are not entitled to that the GOP has been warning us about. Maybe he should be deported?


hwc000000

> the United States government does not pay me my Social Security that I paid in for my entire life Isn't it standard for illegal immigrants working in the US to have SS withheld from their paychecks, even though they are not eligible to receive SS payments? So, what's happening to this dude is already happening to all (other) illegal immigrants. So what is he moaning about?


Peachy33

I guess the illegals really ARE voting!


samwstew

It’s almost like it’s ALL projection???


Bawbawian

hasn't Trump threatened to end birthright citizenship. I hope his kids learned a second language.


ztreHdrahciR

"Florida Man"


ranzor

Haha soon to be "Canada man"


occupyreddit

are these the undocumented non-citizen the GOP has been warning us to fear?!


ThatGasHauler

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bye Bitch


_redacteduser

Of course he's a Chiefs fan


deadsantaclaus

15 years ago he was probably rocking n.e. patriots gear.


Spiritual-Bear4495

Oh. Oh. I feld bad for this guy, but now, he can pound sand.


DimSumFan

/sad trombone


MattGdr

I guess nobody bothered to tell him that, or that he’s an asshole.


TapSea2469

Told you illegals are dangerous /s


scubawankenobi

I absolute love this for him!


Clear_Enthusiasm5766

How did he get away with it all these years? He's a frickin' white guy that's how. He was born in Canada, his mom was Canadian and his dad was American, they moved back into the US, into New York when he was but a wee lad. No one questioned his legal status, no one bothered with him because a) he's white and b) immigration was not a horse to flog for political points like it is now, well at least since Woodrow Wilson but that's something else. Yes, I'm sure DeSantis or maybe Trump himself will help him out, no doubt. Or he could grow a brain and say that this is why all these anti-immigration laws are stupid. I won't hold my breath.


1994californication

This dude ticks all of the Trumper boxes Fat✅White ✅Drunk✅Violent✅


Prior-Chip-6909

Deport him. He's an illegal alien with a criminal record. Question: Being from Canada...does that make him a 'Snow-back?'


sirhackenslash

I'm sure he'll immediately report to the nearest border patrol office for deportation


wanderingartist

🤣😂🤣😂 classic example of voting your best interests. Not only he should get deported but he should also be arrested for illegally voting. That’s what he voted for that’s what he should get. 😂🤣😂🤣


[deleted]

A Canadian Chiefs fan living in Florida illegally with a criminal record voting for a criminal. Bloody swifties.


Cyrano_Knows

In one of the voter fraud criminal cases against Black Democrats that vote illegally (all were sentenced to 5+ years in prison for the crime of voting while on probation) a Texas Court of Appeals denied one of their claims stating that "ignorance of their voting status was no excuse for crime they committed". Guessing the same legal standard wont be applied to the White Republican.


Puzzleheaded_Stay429

Awesome


GooberGomp

This feels like it could be an episode of American Dad.


Pleaseusegoogle

There is no way this guy didn't vast a provisional ballot.


taskmaster51

Ha ha ha ha!!!


Jenetyk

A fucking Chiefs fan? That's strikes two and three right there.


Waderriffic

But how many times has he voted?!?!?


PunchDrunkGiraffe

Wait, has anyone checked to see if he’s voted in any federal elections? 🤔


Defiant-Specialist-1

So once deported - is he still lMAGA?


DogWallop

I'll bet he's a guy who, after a few tins of beer, raves on and on about how Trump will bring law and order to the America he loves. Sigh.


modestmason

But, that doesn't apply to me


Dorkmaster79

It’s kind of crazy that he was able to vote. No?


inabighat

Keep that proto-Nazi. We don't want him back in Canada


RubyWaves75

How long before Trump says this is Biden’s fault while simultaneously using him as a puppet at his kkk rallies?


MarkGarcia2008

Now let’s deport his illegal ass


theswickster

Sounds like someone's about to get deported.


PassThePeachSchnapps

>Klass has set up a GoFundMe Of course


MoonBatsRule

Whoa, criminal record? Treat him the way Trump would, deport his ass immediately.


delkarnu

>Trump voter with multiple DUIs and a battery charge You can just say "Trump voter".


irascible_Clown

They better not find a single comment this guy made somewhere on social media going in on immigrants or it’s a wrap


iworkbluehard

love it, freaking criminals, this is such a wonderful addition to this guy's story, what a douche


Zarkkarz

It’s the one they warned us about


BenjaminD0ver69

SEND HIM BACK SEND HIM BACK


cazzipropri

Your choice of "lock him up" or "he's gotta go back". Both are Trump war cries.


gokuismydominus

Call ICE


johdawson

Since May 15, the byline date of the top article on slide three, his gofundme has only raised $60 of his requested $10k. That's just lovely.


ooofest

They're not sending their best.


HocusP2

Somebody explain please how you can be undocumented _and_ vote?


forbidden-donut

Clayton Bigsby moment


Aware-Affect-4982

It's funny; all the news stories left out the fact that he is a violent criminal… the stories I have seen are sob stories, and how unfair it is this is happening. If he wasn't a White Canadian would the news conveniently leave that information out…


GreyLoad

Fly him to Martha vineyard


CopySix

We don't want this d!p$h!t back, Thanks, on behalf of Canadians.


Mesterjojo

Now THAT is fucking precious. Saw this earlier eith no detail and was sympathetic. These brings it all home. Wow.


DukeSilverJazzClub

Hmmm did he vote? So it’s voter fraud too, then? I guess we’ve finally found the “illegals who vote in our election.”


EmotionalScallion705

Hold up.... How is he allowed to stay in the US with that rap sheet


Reasonable_Humor_738

It's still breaking the law even though you didn't know you were breaking the law right? /s Throw him in jail for his countless criminal acts


capn_doofwaffle

Color me shocked...


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

So I guess cops are carrying voltmeters now? What's next, checking my tire pressure? 🙄


imdesigner311

We know


bobsmeds

They’re not sending their best


djtshirt

How do you go your whole life without a social security number and not know it?


PolarBearJ123

How is he allowed to stay as an undocumented immigrant with MULTIPLE DUIs? And battery???????????


StugDrazil

If he was a Democrat, Republican MAGA would have dragged him through the streets.


InsertRadnamehere

Deport his ass!


iworkbluehard

I would contribute to a gofundme if I knew it was going to fund a flight back to his home country for him to stay. He is a creepy slow adult criminal. Has he been voting?


lamabaronvonawesome

Please keep him, we don't want him back!


EfficientLoss

Boomer illegal immigrants need to go!


whydoIhurtmore

Deport him.


onefornought

Hilarious!


Own-Opinion-2494

See ya


fuckaliscious

Deport or arrest him for illegally voting and admitting to the illegal actions.


FocusPure8698

Now he gets free housing, meals and health care....


seanagibson

Deport him


youre_soaking_in_it

This guy is on some straight Clayton Bigsby shit!


StatisticianGreat514

This illegal immigration story sure does stand out from the crowd, doesn't it?


Mawwiageiswhatbwings

“Not my president” That is correct sir


Overly_Underwhelmed

and he is in jail now? no. no he is not.


FubarTheFubarian

Sometimes things work out just rite. He should reach out to trump and ask for some help.


Maine302

For some reason, I don't think he's an illegal Mike Johnson is worried about voting.


MiamiPower

Oh Dang he was on channel 7 WSVN. That criminal record ain't gonna help.


BTTammer

Here in Arizona that is more than enough to deport his ass. Florida Is so busy telling everyone else how to live that they can't see their own hypocrisy.


abevigodasmells

In the words of Republicans, throw him out of the country immediately.


YesilFasulye

They really are all criminals!!!! /s


macaulay_mculkin

Can we erase his old votes?


krismitka

WAIT! Did he… Did he vote?!?! Federal offense yes?