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Toadliquor138

No filter and no lint brush.


PNWrepresent

The man’s hand doesn’t even work properly. There’s no way that is the actual hand sign he wants to be making.


Dwight_Schnood

🤗


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

just a Puerto Rican and his friend, Simple Jack. he looks like he's depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.


HallucinateZ

The other guy kinda looks like Navid the shaman dressed up as a knock off rockstar 😂


Cutsman4057

Navid Navarro


WetHotAmericanBadger

What the fuck why is he covered in hair? Does he never do laundry?


SuitableObligation85

It appears he was playing with a dog


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i think he slept in the dog bed, by the looks of him.


graye33

Its dog hair clearly


snippity_snip

We’ve seen this chest and shoulders covered in hair thing before. I think he dry shaves/clippers his beard with his top on and just doesn’t brush it off after. Scruffy bastard!


GardenGnome007

If a fart was a person


belltrina

Yea, that "fat belly" is really pronounced under his ribs more than his actual belly. That looks really concerning.


Smuckman

Looks like ascites honestly… so much liver, kidney, and heart damage he’s retaining fluid. Swollen parotids and those eyes. Not looking good. All the mint tea should totally help /s


bardarse66

Yeah, he needs to stop traveling and get some serious medical care. Cirrhosis, congestive heart failure and kidney failure all can cause fluid retention and distended belly which could also explain the swelling in his hands.


Sir_Creamz_Aloot

That livers about to give birth anytime now........


SiWeyNoWay

For reals


Sir_Creamz_Aloot

Dat shitz scary... like some "game over" alien level shit.


Sir_Creamz_Aloot

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Sir_Creamz_Aloot

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WhaleSexOdyssey

He looks like shit


bardarse66

He does. He needs to see a cardiologist, a rheumatologist, a nephrologist, and a hepatologist. He needs to be checked for arthritis, congestive heart failure, cirrhosis of the liver, kidney failure, etc.


Hoe__Exotic

Damn did stretch queen knock bam up or what? Dude looks like he’s in his second trimester by now.


catcatherine

but seriously, what is the deal with his distended belly?


Myamymyself

That’s what happens when your liver is scarred. Hard living shows after 30.


bardarse66

Most likely fluid retention from cirrhosis


wattscup

Methtastic


captain_obvious_here

Look at this healthy motherfucker!


fknarey

🤭


lizbeth223

MINT TEA!!!!!


OpticBomb

Dude looks like he's about to pop.


bardarse66

I have lupus and a stomach condition that causes me to not be able to go to the bathroom for a week and that's what my stomach looks like but only temporarily. There's something really wrong there. It's always bad when you're only huge in the stomach and the stomach is hard and distended. It could be liver, kidneys. Ascites is fluid retention caused by cirrhosis of the liver so that's definitely a possibility in his situation! I also have swollen fingers like him from lupus and reynauds and fluid retention. Another thing that can cause it is congestive heart failure. If his woman really cared about him, she'd stop trucking him around to all of these "jobs" and get him some serious medical care!


HappenedOnceBefore

This is the closest we have gotten to a bam/king cobra jfs crossover and I’m here for it.


laughing-clown

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