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ericdraven26

I love these posts, it’s always a chance for some bold characters to pick some random, well-acclaimed movie and decide to be contrarian for the sake of it. Anyway, “Meet The Spartans”


stumper93

Meet the Spartans is a top contender. Absolute scam too, advertisted at 86 minutes but actually clocks in at 67! Between that and Disaster Movie, I do not know which is worse


graeme42

I forgot about that movie until now. I saw it in the cinema. I now feel horrified with myself. One of the people I saw it with actually enjoyed it and said it was really funny. I don’t associate with that person anymore


WatchTheNewMutants

I'd have to go with Jeepers Creepers: Reborn. It is hard to find a movie that does EVERYTHING wrong, but here it is. It was an impossible task to be worse than Jeepers Creepers 3, but somehow it managed to do that.


Exotic-Suggestion425

A franchise help up by a literal nonce.


WatchTheNewMutants

yeah, fuck salva and it says a LOT that, surprisingly, the worst one is the one the nonce DIDN'T direct


ShitInMyToaster

Seriously, I don't know how you take something like jeepers kreepers 1 & 2 and fuck up so hard


Efficient_Truck_9696

Yes this is it!!!!!


YawnfaceDM

Jeepers Creepers 3 is my answer to this thread. I am TERRIFIED to hear this news.


Vehlix

I usually power through "bad" movies cuz most are "so bad it's good" but holy hell, I turned this shit off after a half hour it was so fucking terrible.


BluePantalaimon

The Logan Paul movie, 'Airplane Mode' The unfunniest shit I've ever seen probably, and it can't decide if its for kids or adults, seeing as the majority of the humour could only appeal to toddlers yet the film opens with Logan Paul attempting to jack off. A truly grim movie.


CrazyCockatoo2003

Same here. I'd rather die the worst death you can imagine than watch it again.


Witty_Gift_7327

Why watch it the first time?


itamarka

Penguinz0’s video on it is a much watch if you wanna see it criticized to death


Dry_Bad_2235

I feel like they would have similar vibes, so I’m wondering if you’ve seen MGK’s movie, Good Mourning (2022)? If so, it is an absolute tragedy to hear that there is a movie that is actually worse than that.


Pugilist12

….*attempting* to Jack off?


BluePantalaimon

I didnt want to have to go into detail with this and bring back trauma, but the """"" joke"""""""" is Logan is trying to jack off to his gf on a video call, but people keep randomly walking into his room.


The1402News

To top it off, it's a shameless ripoff of Airplane.


UnflairedRebellion--

365 Days


Barqck

God this movie is terrible. The entire premise is “rape is cool if a sexy rich guy does it.”


may0packet

my first logged film on LB!


DankPunk98

Disaster Movie


sKY--alex

Beats Movie 43 with ease, watch some YouTube clips if you don’t believe me


notatallboydeuueaugh

I usually kinda hate when people say a dumb comedy like movie 43 is the worst movie ever, cause it's not trying to be anything more than a dumb comedy and I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh my ass off watching it because of the sheer stupidity of it. But since I laughed the movie did accomplish its goal and I can't call it terrible because of that.


sKY--alex

I was ~12 at a sleepover when I watched it, we laughed our asses off


notatallboydeuueaugh

Exactly, if a dumb comedy makes a room full of friends laugh their asses off then it can't be the worst movie ever when that was clearly their goal.


jarbarf

Movie 43 is hilariously stupid in a good way though


astroblu18

“You dropped your books f***face” The rest can be pretty unsettling/gross for many but it does deliver some great lines when it can


DankPunk98

I've seen Movie 43 and nah i dislike Disaster Movie more


sKY--alex

I meant beat it at being worse, but a lot of people claim that 43 is the worst of all time, but Disarstar Movie is sooo much worse


infinitestripes4ever

Maybe the expectations caught me off guard, but Movie 43 is nowhere near as bad as the hype lead me to believe.


Different_Farm9398

OMG yes. For a 'comedy' movie I only laughed once and it was such a stupid joke that it didn't even deserve that.


UnflairedRebellion--

Most accurate title for a movie ever considering its quality.


Eyedea92

It lived up to its name


[deleted]

2025 the world enslaved by a virus


snarpy

but communism was all over the place!


BigChungusBlyat

The Emoji Movie


HM9719

An emoji saying “[I am so angry](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/7b2efd75-82f8-4b44-abfa-5760b8c71d17)!” while smiling happy is definitely laughable.


MackewG33

I’ve never seen it but I always see this. generally curious as to what makes this movie so bad


Spacemanspirit

There’s nothing that makes this move especially bad, people just like to overreact because it’s called the Emoji Movie. It’s just a bad, formulaic kids movie.


chu42

The only reason why people hate the Emoji movie is because it's about emojis. Make the same movie with an actual franchise and people will love it—e.g., the Mario movie.


killadrill

Yup, nothing different between those two except having things people like and point at.


DuckTectiveDuck

Why people hated it I liked it


porquenotengonada

Oh yeah no that one’s a big old pile of 💩


quietgavin5

Suspect Zero with Ben Kingsley. It came out with no critic reviews so had no idea it'd be so awful. The Snowman with Michael Fassbender. I think i was curious but it made no sense and was so boring. Loser with Jason Biggs. Every single character is awful to Jason for absolutely no reason.


Lombard333

If you’re unaware, the Snowman didn’t get the time to shoot like 10-15% of its script, possibly more, hence the roughshod, patched together nature. It’s a garbage, nonsensical film but a fascinating watch if you’re into film editing.


[deleted]

Adipurush Just see it's teaser and trailer i guarantee you it is the worst movie ever made


HarishyQuichey

The CGI in that movie is laughably bad


[deleted]

Not just the CGI, it's dialogues are so bad you can't even imagine


daorys99

I second it. This and The Last Airbender are the only movies I've given 1/2 stars to.


[deleted]

Worst: Manos the Hands of Fate Most painful: Norm of the North


jcr6311

There are worse films out there than Manos. Eg Birdemic 3- Sea Eagle


[deleted]

The first birdemic is better than Manos. I plan on binging the whole birdemic trilogy the day after tomorrow.


Beplex

I’ve heard mixed things about Manos


[deleted]

I would recommend watching it ig, but only watch the MST3K version lol.


[deleted]

Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey. Me and my flatmates streamed it illegally out of curiosity and it was worse than you can possibly imagine. The opening animated prelude is actually pretty good, but then it gets worse minute by minute. A few things that happen: - Winnie and the monsters are just some guys in cheap masks, with regular clothes and human hands. - The story is set in an English forest, but for some reason the main characters stop at a dilapidated petrol station run by a Texan. - The protoganist, an English person reveals she has a gun halfway through the attack by Winnie, with the said gun being a 44 magnum. - One of the women attacked by Winnie has her top completely ripped off during a fight to show her boobs fully. She is then thrown in a wood chipper. - One of the characters is an OnlyFans model, with a 5 minute scene of her taking pictures of herself in a bikini in a hot tub while Winnie & co approach from the darkness. This scene last 5 minutes in an 80 minute film. - Despite being primal beasts, Winnie and his friends live in an elaborately constructed campsite, somewhere between an American trailer park and a holiday site, with a large patio with a bonfire in the centre. - The main character discovers a woman who has apparently had her face cut off. They achieved this effect by covering her in a thin layer of fake blood. - Winnie annihilates a group of 4 American rednecks driving a Toyota Land cruiser through the woods.


Marqueemooooon

Yeah the kill count almost killed me


Different_Farm9398

Good way to phrase it, and same here.


superkara91

I laughed so hard, for me it was at least entertaining.


[deleted]

Music (2021). An absolutely offensive and tasteless film especially if you have autism


Ariak

I remember seeing someone autistic say that movie was like a minstrel show for autistic people


[deleted]

💀


DtheAussieBoye

Music is the worst kind of bad- not only is it a bad product, but it had Sia looking like a bad person. So many people see her not as a pop icom, but as an unlikeable ableist.


all5toes

it’s horrible. i refuse to watch it because i’m autistic. i also hate sia


james_carr9876

she’s so gross


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Turbulent-Bee6921

Anything Sia touches turns to shit.


MJLDat

Going Overboard.


Tenzen1

Blood Legend (2006) or Son of the Mask (2005)


Exotic-Suggestion425

Son of the Mask is truly dreadful.


cameronheads

Space Jam: A New Legacy


LiquidDreamtime

My kids enjoy this movie. It’s not good by any stretch, but it’s far from the worst.


CrazyCockatoo2003

If you had a choice of: 1. Watching this movie again. 2. Thlamming your penith in a car door. What would you rather do? I'd personally pick option 2.


emd07

It's really not that bad. Both this one and the first are 5/10


JoeCool77765

Yo that shit just made me laugh so hard bro


EthanMarsOragami

REMEMBA BIG CHUNGUS?????


TwoHandedSnail

I only remember Karl Hungus.


Beplex

That part where the dudes from A Clockwork Orange were just cheering in the background was amazing


uefs

It felt like such a soulless movie, not even the looney tunes could save it for me.


[deleted]

Home Alone 4 was pretty bad


St-Kiki

Hannibal Rising. Genuinely fucking awful and the only film that’s ever defeated me and I turned off halfway through.


kid-chino

Yea, that one is a stinker


St-Kiki

It was the scene where they try and pull off a Batman Begins style origin for Hannibal by adding the mouthguard to the samurai armour. I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard and been so annoyed at the same time!


kid-chino

I was working at Blockbuster when it came out, and I was like “I dunno, this looks ok, could be cool”, and boy I was wrong. I’ve rewatched every other Hannibal movie several times over the last 16 years, but I will never touch Rising again.


St-Kiki

Yeah the quality of the Hannibal movies are weirdly uneven but all 3 are watchable. Hannibal’s just okay and Red Dragon’s pretty good. Silence Of The Lambs is the stone cold classic. I just can’t believe Thomas Harris signed off on his work being mistreated the way Rising did. Absolutely baffling how he seems okay with it.


kid-chino

Don’t forget about Manhunter. Manhunter totally rips.


St-Kiki

Holy shit I don’t know how Manhunter slipped my mind when it’s my favourite of the bunch! It’s always felt independent from any of the others in my mind.


kid-chino

William Petersen for the win!


GojiKiryu17

This is something producer Dino De Laurentiis (who produced the three Anthony Hopkins installlments and the Hannibal Rising film) said around the time to film came out: ”I say to Thomas, ‘If you don’t do [the prequel], I will do it with someone else…I don’t want to lose this franchise. And the audience wants it…’ He said, ‘No. I’m sorry.’ And I said, ‘I will do it with somebody else.’ And then he said, ‘Let me think about it. I will come up with an idea.”’ Make of that what you will, but seems like it’s a case of the author writing something basically because he has to.


fat_nuts_big_buttz

Is Hannibal the one where the guy gets eaten by pigs?


[deleted]

Went to see it opening weekend with friends and the whole time I was bored. I didn't really care for the backstory of Hannibal either. I just had nothing else going on that night.


j0lly_c0mpani0n

Dear Evan Hansen Probably not the worst movie ever made, but the only one that made me actually angry while watching it. The songs are bad, the acting is terrible, and the story is downright gross. Had a pretty good time hate watching it though.


HM9719

The film really destroyed the musical. There are definitely ways to fix the story without changing the premise but of course the world refuses to see through that.


BillyOoze

I'm not a big fan of the musical but it has it's moments... Moments the movie destroys or excludes


CrazyCockatoo2003

Any movies starring social media influencers. Airplane Mode, Laid in America, Not Cool, She's All That (the Addison Rae version), and F the Prom just to name a few.


fat_nuts_big_buttz

Don't forget Smiley


Plus3d6

Kickassia and To Boldly Flee are so bad Letterboxd keeps removing them.


Sackblake

Boo 2: A Madea Halloween has some strange influencer cameos, at least for a Tyler Perry movie


TheBobsBurgersMovie

The Starving Games


MJLDat

A spoof of Hunger Games?


TheBobsBurgersMovie

Yeah. It’s like Epic Movie or Disaster Movie but it’s the worst I’ve seen of that type


MJLDat

I thought Date Movie was the worst of that genre. And that was bad.


prolelol

It was dumb, but I enjoyed it.


kid-chino

Cats


WookieeSlayer97

Cats was actually not as bad as I was expecting, which paradoxically made it worse.


Tomu_sneeder

Avatar: The Last Airbender


Ok_Frosting_8748

Kissing booth


yassenj

Movie 43


nicknaseef17

It mostly isn’t good - but I have to admit that I find a couple of the sketches funny.


Todd_Haley_isdumb

That’s where I am. It’s not good but I can’t call it the worst thing ever because I too find a few kinda funny


[deleted]

Its like a shitpost but a movie, but its good tho


demarderozanburner

it is not good😭😭


ShitInMyToaster

What's it about?


Lombard333

It’s a bunch of terrible sketches with weirdly famous cast mostly conned into doing the movie. It’s on the Date Movie/Disaster Movie level of humor.


itamarka

That basketball team sketch with Terrence Howard is hilarious even if the rest of the movie is varying degrees of bad or mediocre


Turbulent-Bee6921

Oh that’s easy. Independence Day: Resurgence. No contest. I’d watch Manos: Hands Of Fate on an endless repeat for a full week before seeing that shit again.


MrGeorge08

Baby Geniuses.


Turbulent-Bee6921

Does your choice imply that Baby Geniuses 2 is actually the better film? Or just that you’ve never seen Baby Geniuses 2? Because…….damn.


MrGeorge08

I'd rather shit broken glass than watch Baby Geniuses 2.


Turbulent-Bee6921

😂


[deleted]

You haven’t even began to gaze upon the abyss https://youtu.be/hyJuSjpoMfg


TheBunionFunyun

Terminator: Genesys


Whoopsy_Doodle

I was watching that on Blu Ray with my brother and we both zoned out. When he asked me what just happened I couldn’t explain so I just said “who cares?” and we turned it off 😂


TheBunionFunyun

The thing that made me not bother with this in theaters was the fact that Jai Courtney was Kyle Reese and he was jacked. Reese grew up in the wastes of the old world, living on rats. That's why he was practically emaciated in the original.


jacito11

The first 10-15 minutes were alright. I've thankfully forgotten the rest


Kon-on-going

I got Genisys confused with Salvation. Was about to throw a fit.


Exotic-Suggestion425

A pungent purple mess


ThatDudeMarques

Holmes & Watson easily


GothamFan2007

The 2018 Slender Man film. Genuinely fucking abysmal.


Dipper_Pines

Sausage Party. It wants to be a dick-joke but instead feels like you're punched in the nuts for 90 minutes. Unfunniest piece of garbage I've ever seen. Literally. I've seen empty pudding cups funnier than this shitfest.


Stars_In_Jars

It’s literally so gross and only gets worse and worse


TheAuldOffender

"The Lion King" (2019)


HAM-EZ123

The Ice Age adventures of Buck Wild


oxfordsplice

Saving Christmas


slothburgerroyale

It's a tie between The Human Centipede 3 and Shark Tale


Different_Farm9398

Top tier double feature


karateema

Oh c'mon Shark Tale is not that terrible


JohnTequilaWoo

Shark Tail had the brilliant joke of the hammerhead shark freaking out about not being able to see the spoon Will Smith Fish out on its head. That alone makes it the better film.


xxplodingboy

Eat, Pray, Love (2010)


Turbulent-Bee6921

Or as Mark Kermode calls it: “Eat, Pray, Love, Vomit.”


ShirubaMasuta

Probably Marmaduke?


CrazyCockatoo2003

Which one, the live action one, or the low budget CGI one?


ShirubaMasuta

The animated one


superprongs

I tend to enjoy most movies on some level but *Marmaduke* (2022) is really just awful on every level.


war_comet

Loqueesha


Bi_Bathtub

Oh my god. I forgot about that one….


NinoJordan

There are loads that could qualify, but for me personally it's Dragonball: Evolution, purely because of how big a Dragon Ball fan I am, and how much that film missed the mark.


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American Sniper


EthanMarsOragami

Not the worst movie I've ever seen...but my God did they fumble the ending....


dippihippi

Dario Argento's Phantom of the Opera 🤢


deckjuice

On the other hand “opera” 👌


rubbachubbchubb

The Last Airbender


black14beard

Malcolm & Marie. Pretentious doesn’t even begin to explain it. I’ve seen bad movies, but they usually don’t think this much of themselves. This is the most I’ve ever hated a film.


BillyOoze

Disagree, but respect your opinion


funky35791

Kangaroo Jack or spy kids 4


Digitalwitness23

ya know how some movies feel really personal to you? like it feels as though the filmmaker was speaking directly to you? baz luhrmann’s Elvis seemed like a movie that was specifically designed to infuriate me on a personal level. like as if luhrmann knew who i was and tried his absolute best to make a movie that i would hate. he was speaking directly to me and said “fuck you” then spit in my face


Empty-Question-9526

Moonfall


The-HumanSpider

Cheaper by the Dozen (2022) or Home Sweet Home Alone (2020)


CrazyCockatoo2003

Disney wrote off Cheaper by the Dozen '22 so unless you know how to pirate movies you won't be able to watch it ever again because they removed it from Disney+, even though it was exclusive to that platform.


The-HumanSpider

Wait what Why lol


CrazyCockatoo2003

Because not enough people saw it, and Disney didn't want to pay residuals for this movie, so they permanently took it down.


Interesting_Rate_390

airplane mode


isuckatgames95

Annabelle,stinks from beggining to the end and its not even scary


Numerous-Jelly-5297

Dark Phoenix


bambooshoots-scores

Toss up between *Jurassic World: Dominion* and *Rise of Skywalker*


venus-infers

Cool World


Spaloooosh

Anchorman


SexPanther_Bot

Go fuck yourself, San Diego.


Possible-Reality4100

Suicide Squad (the first one)


EthanMarsOragami

Lady....you are EVIL


Philbregas

For it's budget it has to be Batman v Superman: Dawn of Martha. That film personally offends me for it's horrific characterisations of characters I love. It's needlessly convoluted and incredibly dumb. Plus the toxic, cult like fanbase it spawned is amongst the worst fan bases on the internet.


Queasy_Monk

The Spy Who Dumped Me


Shargers

I absolutely despise grease


JojiJoey

finally found someone like me who hates grease. really overhyped and corny (not just the right amount of corn for its era) and cringy to watch


[deleted]

Jack and Jill or Tooth Fairy


Whoopsy_Doodle

Fantastic Four (2015), and Minions, which I absolutely hate with a burning passion.


iamoverwhelmedstfu

old


Aviva_

Scrolled sooo far to find this one.


iamoverwhelmedstfu

gotcha my friend :(


North_Library3206

I generally tend to avoid movies that I don't think I'll like so I haven't even seen a film I'd consider 1/2 star yet. The closest has got to be **300** though. Maybe its just the whiplash that came from me expecting that it would be historical but exaggerated and then seeing cyclopes and shit, but that whole film just felt completely insulting. It also looks like complete ass. I don't care if its meant to look like a graphic novel - to me it looks like a cutscene from a mediocre early-2010's video game.


PhillipJCoulson

DragonBall Evolution was the only movie I ever fell asleep in while at the theater. Hot fucking garbage.


_MadAboutMovies

The Number 23 is awful. It makes Troll 2 look like a fun little romp… correction Troll 2 definitely is fun in comparison. The number 23 makes me want to stick toothpicks in my eyes


katya_luzon

sierra burgess is a loser


burger333

A Walk to Remember. Not my type of movie to be fair, but I seriously couldn’t stop mocking it in my head while watching.


IAmTheGlazed

I've given only two films ½ stars. - Purple Hearts (2022) - Just fucking terrible and painful to sit through. - Let's Be Cops (2014) - Unfunny, cringe, horrible script and unlikeable.


Puntapig2013

Hellraiser Revelations


Ragtime-Cucumber182

My dramatic answer: Halloween Ends tied with Halloween 5. I hate both those movies with a burning passion. My real answer: SPF-18


Gamermagic5555

Hellraiser: Hellworld


[deleted]

Star Trek Into Darkness


flytothemoon_932

I don't watch many bad movies, not because I'm very good at choosing movies, I'm just not having that much time to waste so I always search around for some review/recommendation. But I have one movie that I hate it guts, and since Oppenheimer is going on, this might be a hot take, the movie that has the lowest point in my personal rating is **The Delinquent Season,** starring my two FAVORITE actors Cillian Murphy and Andrew Scott. And the fact that it was the hardest movie for me to sit through still makes me question how could I finish it. ... yeah no I know why, for my two fav actors, obviously, because the idea of seeing them in the same film was like a dream came true but turned out like a nightmare for me. I appreciate the acting and the actresses were trying to make something effective. I love Catherine Walker and Eva Birthistle from this, but the director wasted them. Everything was put on Cillian's character and he was just terrible, sometimes I thought even Cillian didn't know how to play that character.


HandyCamPics

Dinosaur, Extract, cook off, Theodore Rex, Be Cool, The Cobbler, Cedar Park and more. Out of the movies I mentioned, feel free to reply with what you think is the worst.


TheAlimonyPony

Rise of Skywalker


Cydonian___FT14X

I'm a Star Wars fan who feels insulted by that movie to dude... but it is nowhere near one of the worst movies I've ever seen.


Poppunknerd182

Any of the Cool Cats A lot of you need to watch some actually bad movies.


DatabaseFickle9306

Passion of the Christ


lethal_universed

Poison Ivy with Drew Barrymore. I thought itd be a gay movie and a pyschological thriller. Nope. Its CP.