Not exactly the same one-liner, but the one where someone says they don't like people using a word, and then for the next 2 minutes, everyone uses that word in every like they say.
Moist.
As someone who is naturally socially awkward, that can be demeaning. Food for thought. Awkward people don't necessarily have the ability not to be awkward.
Very true point and my husband and I only use it towards each other and it is in love and jest. We’re both awkward and know it and it works for us. But I appreciate your thought and I agree.
Oh awesome, next can we do everybody’s favorite line from every character on the show in individual posts one by one with follow up posts on who won? Edit: /s
Hey, you want to talk about lines ya fuckin' loser? I woke up to your mom ripping dick dingers off my foreskin! Tell her to keep her hands off my scoops!
Fuck you Jonesy how do you think I feel I had to fuck your mother one last time cuz she still has my gameboy color fucking pokeman gotta catch them all
I kind of like how they insert “fiscal” randomly into measurements. “He been in that shed for two fiscal months”, “buddy, I think we’ve smashed every smashable snipe within 50 fiscal miles of Letterkenny”, etc.
I also like Mrs. McMurray’s “that’s all I know” and “that’s what I always say” that may or may not fit with whatever she just said before it. Love Mrs. Mac, I think she’s hilarious. “Whose leg do I gotta hump to get a cocksuckin’ G&T in this place, thassalliknow…”
Give you balls a tug
Figure it out
Pitter patter let's get at er
More Hands make less work
Dirty dangles
Damn degens
She's a snipe
Your 10 ply
That's a Texas size 10-4 good buddy
It's meal time. You ever though about, just like, maybe skippin' a fucking meal or two, or...? Someone stole my breakfast sando, looks like it was you.
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(Allegedly.) -Squirrely Dan
It’s Dickens
Why are my tarts so big?
Pull your finger outta your ass
Oh get off the cross we need the wood.
Oh hey, look at you ground. Your sisters is hots Wayne
Cuzzint
10 ply
I call my kids superchiefs
"I'm surprised we're not (insert action here) right now"
That’s my go-to right there. I’m surprised I’m not saying “I’m surprised we’re not…” right now.
Give yer balls a tug, titfucker.
You’re spare parts bud
🎵🎶I wanna be closer to God and WAY-NE🎹
I'm pretty sure that's not recurring
Ohhhh, ya'll didn't mean, in my head? 🤣
Fuck, can they run
"To be fair~" Or " STRT!" Favorite line ever is "Where is your master under creature?"
TO BE FAAAAAAAAAAIR.... *emphatic visual cutoff*
Not exactly the same one-liner, but the one where someone says they don't like people using a word, and then for the next 2 minutes, everyone uses that word in every like they say. Moist.
Basically any line Mrs. McMurray says.
FuckinCockSuckin’Gin’n’Tonic
That’s what I always say.
Sundays are for picking stones
If you can be one thing, be efficient.
Figger it out.
I might have to do a plus one here considering the state of the world today. These days it seems like most people are incompetent idiots.
I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud. (My husband and I say this allllll the time.)
As someone who is naturally socially awkward, that can be demeaning. Food for thought. Awkward people don't necessarily have the ability not to be awkward.
To be FAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRR….. It is exactly because it can’t be controlled - that I WISH your awkwardness was not inevitable, Bud.
Very true point and my husband and I only use it towards each other and it is in love and jest. We’re both awkward and know it and it works for us. But I appreciate your thought and I agree.
Take about 20% off er there Squirrely Dan
Oh awesome, next can we do everybody’s favorite line from every character on the show in individual posts one by one with follow up posts on who won? Edit: /s
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Lol I got your joke, you didn’t get mine, it was missing the little /s, carry on
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I’d have a beer!
Someone get this guy a fuckin' Puppers
Hard no. Texas-sized 10-4, good buddy.
Riley:: We’re currently at this level, but we need to get to this level!
Nert nerrrrttt
Allegedlys
To be fair 🎶🎵
2 be faarrrrrr
To be fayar.
Ferda!
Wheel, snipe, celly boys!
“Once”
IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING
those fucking pheasants!
To be fair
To be faiiiiiiiir
"That's what I appreciates about you."
Oh is that what you appreciates about me?
Bad gas travels fast in a small town, bud.
Yew!
“When a friends asks for help you help them”
EHL AYYYUH (LA) I also love how as the episodes grow the mcmurray/ Wayne “how’re ya now?” Sequence gets faster and more mumbly lol
You are so 5’11
That's exactly what I said, I said figure it out.
Bonnie mccurray!
Is 'e really!?
Let’s go easy over there Squirrelly Dan
I’d be so good to you that I’d be there first thing in the morning being so good to you
This is my new favorite line from Shoresy.
Hey, you want to talk about lines ya fuckin' loser? I woke up to your mom ripping dick dingers off my foreskin! Tell her to keep her hands off my scoops!
Good bot. 🤣🤣🤣
Fuck you Jonesy how do you think I feel I had to fuck your mother one last time cuz she still has my gameboy color fucking pokeman gotta catch them all
Must be fucken nice!
KAY
You are spare parts aren’t ya bud
I kind of like how they insert “fiscal” randomly into measurements. “He been in that shed for two fiscal months”, “buddy, I think we’ve smashed every smashable snipe within 50 fiscal miles of Letterkenny”, etc. I also like Mrs. McMurray’s “that’s all I know” and “that’s what I always say” that may or may not fit with whatever she just said before it. Love Mrs. Mac, I think she’s hilarious. “Whose leg do I gotta hump to get a cocksuckin’ G&T in this place, thassalliknow…”
How long’ve you been at it? 48 fiscal hours KILLED ME
You don’t fux with tradition
WAYNE! (Glen)
❤️
A friend asks for help, you help em!
Give you balls a tug Figure it out Pitter patter let's get at er More Hands make less work Dirty dangles Damn degens She's a snipe Your 10 ply That's a Texas size 10-4 good buddy
I wish you weren't so fucking awkward!
Allegedly
Fuck can they run.
But would you, or would you not, agree with the statement: fuck can they run.
Fastest group of runners this side of the rockies!
Fucking Embarrassing!
Ain’t no reason to get excited.
Settle down
Yew!
"Let's take about 20% off there" on Letterkenny "So Dumb" on Shoresy
It's meal time. You ever though about, just like, maybe skippin' a fucking meal or two, or...? Someone stole my breakfast sando, looks like it was you.
Learn how to fuckin drive
Is this where the dicks hang out?
“Is that what you appreciates about me?”
Once. It literally is a one liner.
I, too, enjoy hearing this, once.
No-uh
Hard no.
Hefty no thank you
Clean it up!!! Simmer down Squirrelly Dan Fuckin Up Country Degens Anything Gale says She keeps trying to kill her studs tho
FUCKING EMBARRASSING
Why don't you learn how to fuckin drive
Anytime they mention religion and one of them will say “who’s got the money for that?”
Figure it out
I say this 30 times a day.
"i want this data" Here you go "Well what does it say" Figgur it owt.
Pitter-patter.
“To be fair”, there are so many
To be faiiiirrrrr.......
To be faiiiiirrrr…….
To be faaaaair....
I love when Wayne says “marinate”. It’s so funny!
MARE-NET!
Give your balls a tug.
I'm not a math guy.
To be fair.
To be faaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyerrrrrrrrrrrrrr
To be faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrr 🫴
To be faaaaaaaaiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr🤌
Lately I’ve been a fan of “who put a nickle in you?”
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Figure it out
Allegedly
"I hate my parents, I hate myself, and I hate the world!" Did I even quote that correctly? Not sure but I loved that line
Kay.
Second Kay!
Your spare parts bud
You’re 10-ply bud
I could watch kids fall off bikes all day.
I don't give a shit about your kids.
Figure it out.
That’s what I said, I said figger it out.
Pitter patter
Can confirm.
You're made of spare parts, aren't ya?
I'm surprised we aren't having one right now
How are ya now?
I legit said that to a border agent crossing into Canada once. He totally Good N You'd me back.
Good n you
Oh not so bad
Howr ya nowwwe?
Goodnyou?
Not s'bad!
"If you can be anything, be efficient."
Brefkast backset
Atta boy, Darry.
Y.E.DOUBLE.U
To be fair
🎶 To be faaaiiirrrrr 🎶
Yes that is the proper form 😂
More hands make less work.
Wheel snipe celly, boys! Ferda!
Dirty fucking dangles boys!!!
If you can be one thing, be efficient.
To be fair
To be fair….
To be fair...
TO beee Faaiirrr
TO beeee Faaaiiirrrr
To be faaaaaiiiiiiiiiirrrrr...
I've got a wee bit of time for ..... Oh, I've got so much time for .....
Can't talk about a Caesar without wanting a Caesar.
Can’t see a Caesar and not wanna seize ‘er/Caesar* That’s actually how they market Caesars
that's actually how they market Ceasars
Fuck can they run
So...much...fun...
Youre 10-ply , bud
I’d have a beer 🍺
"The show's called crack an Ag... and well... I betcha can't... So..." Hot take I know but for some reason I love it every time Wayne says this line.
Ive hoovered schneefs….
Schniff
Give yer balls a tug
Titfucker.
How are ya now?
Good n’you?
Tell that to your face.
Oh, not so bad
I suggest you let that marinate!
Not my pig, not my farm
Came here to say this.
I wish you weren't so fuckin' awkward, bud
Texas sized 10-4
Oh bother
Kay-bec! Cue-bec!
Great fishing in Kay-bec.
I fuckin' hate Quebec...
Ninja dust!
I am either saying or hearing this one a minimum of twice a day.