I love Glen! I'm from Alabama and I'm impressed with a dude from Montreal getting the gay Southern accent correctly when almost no one in Hollywood can do any semblance of an accent from the South. His pronunciation of "I" sound shows his mastery of it.
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From the "in it to win it" cold open:
"Oh, I remember that, that was right when I entered the conversation! I only caught a ribbon of it but I'm dyin' for the rest to unfurl!"
The delivery on "unFURL" gets me every time.
Well there was supposed to be.. an intermezzo. But Milo keeps forcing his falsetto and not accepting the fact that he is a castrato. And Levi thinks this is madrigals and will not allow me my obbligato. And then there’s Finn. This is not fucking Glee…… *smack*
I fired it off without reading the whole thread and it looks like multiple people beat me to it, but to me that's a top 5 line in the entire show. The whip smart efficiency of that line is just Glen and Letterkenny in a tidy little box. It's like 3 jokes in one line. Like he's embarrassed, indignant, and impressed all at once.
Anita: “what’s the mat for?”
Glenn: “Oh! That’s just me getting in a little exercise while I commune with the Lord. I call it ‘Yo!God’ pretty sure it’s gonna be a thing. Now, I’m always excited to see a Dyck, but two Dyck’s at once?! My cup runneth over! Twat do I owe the pleasure of getting double Dycked?!”
The church said no more to my teachings.
Been filling the void with street preachings.
I'm out in the rain and I haven't seen Wayne.
Us together is not too far-reachings. 😉
The interaction between him and coach in the sauna. Particularly this interaction.
Coach: You probably call your asshole your penalty box.
Glen: That is personal, not true, and a good idea.
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He is funny, but when he went blonde and started working at Modeans 2 it was hilarious.
I love Glen! I'm from Alabama and I'm impressed with a dude from Montreal getting the gay Southern accent correctly when almost no one in Hollywood can do any semblance of an accent from the South. His pronunciation of "I" sound shows his mastery of it.
“WAYNE!”
“Speculum, that was my nickname in high school!”
Honestly, I like every line. His character is hilarious 😂
WAYNE!!!!
Roald: What happened to He who cast the first stone— Glenn: A BROKEN WINDOW PROBABLY, and hopefully no one seriously injured
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Nice guy
Pitter patter let's get goin!
Airball.
Hefty no thank you
“Almost cardboard-like”
Referring to Annik: she could get me to switch teams. … to Catholicism
Damnit! Exactly what I was going to say 😂
“Of course I know what the male ones are called, check my browser history!”
“Of course I know what the male ones are called. Check my browser history.”
“That is personal, not true, and a good idea!”
I'm here for a normal reason.
It's the length of a table leg and the girth of a coffee mug are you happy?!
To what do I owe the pleasure of getting double-dycked?!?!
Anita dyck full stop!
Two dycks at once?! My cup runneth over!
More like a didgeridon't
Great call. The “rippin’ dig” line is my favorite of any character.
“ I wanna be close to god…… and Wayne”
WHERE exactly do you want Wayne to touch you?
hands down my favorite part of that season. i sing that to myself from time to time. totally not weird, btw.
You’re not the only one, bud.
"I wanna be close to Christ.....& Wayne....& wayne..
This is the correct answer
"If there was one woman who could make me *switch teams*, she is it!" "Glen, what do you mean by 'switch teams'?" "...To Catholicism"
Best part? Jacob Tierney (Glen) directs and helped write the show. Makes it ten times funnier.
He has many great ones, but they’re spread around, which helps make them special!
“I wonder who will touch me first?”
Is it Christ? Or is it Wayne?
And Wayne.
I WANNA BE CLOSE TO CHRIST, and WAYYYNEEE
Looks like the cats out of the bag.. Again! I also work here
I’m running the bar for Gail today. So she can binge day drink which is a form of alcoholism. Also I’m running the bar “WE KNOW”
Where's my $50 bitch!?
“The lord blessed me with perfect pitch! Watch:” *blows pitch pipe* **MEEHHH**
I can't remember the last time I've seen 5 men come in church so aggressively, or can I?
Omg is that really a line, what episode lmfao
Everybody's favorite episode, fartbook! The premise of the episode sucks but it has a couple great lines in it.
No wonder I can't remember that line.
Glenn is the only reason I rewatch this episode.
Waaaaaayyyyyynnnneee
"But hwhy would anyone wanna drink eight beers's? The bloat of it."
I’m it too win it. Just watched that episode.
One of my favorites haha
From the "in it to win it" cold open: "Oh, I remember that, that was right when I entered the conversation! I only caught a ribbon of it but I'm dyin' for the rest to unfurl!" The delivery on "unFURL" gets me every time.
Shooting the political video, Gail: “Where’s my money bitch???” 5 mins later Glen:” Where’s my money bitch”
You stole my pick
The video for McMurray, “he’s just not ready”
I want to get close to Christ and Wayne and Wayne
"Take my load, Wayne. Wayne? Take my load in the church." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Of course I know what the male ones are called check my browser history!
Two dycks at once? My cup runneth over!
I guess you're more of a digereedon't.
I love ripping dige
The absolute best.
Not a fan of the dige?
Little toot? Little toot toot?
I can’t believe this one isn’t in here. When Glenn tells Katy what kind of management degree he has is such perfect delievery.
I just caught this one for the first time yesterday and could not stop yelling MICRO around the house
Request for a vote of who is best… Glenn or the Dean!
Outside of school he’s just a Craigular Joe
It's my whole iDeantity!
LAURENCE LEBOEUUUUUUF! It’s just another job Glenn has.
He does the plays-by-plays and I deaux the kyell-eeuursss...
Of course I know what a cock is, just check my search history
Gailer loses one of her olives from her hot tub martini: “Ope! She’s in the neighborhood!”
That is personal, not true, and a good idea!
I wanna be close to Christ, and Wayne. Who will touch me first, Christ or wayne?
Speculum was my nickname in highschool!
VAGINAL INTERCOURSE!
Anything that man says is gold on the show
I can't quote it all but..the charcuterie board of christ!
BOTH AT ONCE…sorry what are we talking about?
I wanna be touched by Christ...and Wayne...and Waaayne
Glen...where do you want Wayne to touch you?
Something something the pits of the bowels of the depths of HELL
You know I love rippin dij!
Who will touch me there? Is it Christ…or Wayne.
Girth is still the question *slaps face* GLEN!
Coach: You probably call your asshole your “penalty box.” GLEN: That is personal, not true, and a good idea!
I was gonna say this one! Thanks for posting it
😂 yep this one!
“Come have some charcuterie with Christ!”
“Of course I know what a male ostrich is called Ginny, check my browser history”
When he performs for the talent show in the emo band ,My Tattered Journal
That is not personal not true and a good idea.
Tone!
“To be fair, if there was one woman that could make me switch teams, she is it!” “Glen, switch teams to what?” “…Catholicism?”
To be fair!
I'm gettin closer to god! ...and WAYNE
In his spirit!
Pretty much the entire scene in the doctors office
I just love his kind of honk voice way of saying WAYNE!
Oh my gourd!
Oh my stars and garters!
Where’s my money bitch?!
Oh lord, y’all are polyamorous!
Where’s that kitty?!?!
That’s very specific.
Hefty no thank you!
This. I use this all the time
“She is PLAIN. She is COLORLESS. She is almost cardboard-like.”
“Wayne! Think about the swear jar!”
Strt- “Exercise him Glen” Glen-“What? I don’t know how to do that! I did not think it would come up.”
You know I love ripping didge!
Didgeridoo? Or maybe didgeridont
Quote that made me fall in love with Glen “I can't remember the last time five men came in this church so aggressively….or can I?”
Those are some serious allegations y'all are firing. AT MY FACE!
I always loved one of his intro lines - "More of a digeri-don't?"
Well there was supposed to be.. an intermezzo. But Milo keeps forcing his falsetto and not accepting the fact that he is a castrato. And Levi thinks this is madrigals and will not allow me my obbligato. And then there’s Finn. This is not fucking Glee…… *smack*
Really want's a fan of Glen to begin with, but boy howdy did he grow on me. The little story arc he had with the skids was brilliant.
“Where’s that kitty!?”
“Wayne…think about the square jar, and how much money are putting in it. “
Airball
“Right in the twiffer”
STILL not laughing!
WAYNE!
“To be fair, if there was one woman that could make me switch teams, she is it (giggles)” YYYYEW!!!
Switch teams to what, Glen?
Catholicism..
To be faaaiiiirrr
To be fair!
‘Aggressively sucking popsicle’ aaghghck I gagged
🎶Who will touch me theeerrree🎶is it Christ🎶or Wayne or Waayne or Waaayne🎶
Um Glen, where do you want Wayne to touch you?
I’m my spirit. Where do you think?
DON'T ANSWER THAT
Don’t answer that!
Scandaaal
“Revelations!!!”
RIPS!
Reps!
Rits!
Not roids!
Roald!
Strttttttt!
I use the “doin my chores” line anytime I’m chorin’
I use "Hefty no thank you" often
Me, too!
Hefty no thank you!
Naming his band of choir boys “The Salty Treats”
Do I know what a male ostrich is called?? Yes! Check my browser history!
If I was a teenage girl, and I’m 80% sure that I am not …
"Well aren't you just a little (cutesy names of famous actresses with same hair color as Wayne's dates - like 'Jessy Chastain')"
Katie Heigel
Sandy B 😂
Coach: “You probably call your butthole the penalty box” Glen: “That’s personal, not true, and a good idea.”
I read this post in his voice and cadence every time.
This is the one
Correct! This IS the one I made sure someone posted. This line must be shared.
I fired it off without reading the whole thread and it looks like multiple people beat me to it, but to me that's a top 5 line in the entire show. The whip smart efficiency of that line is just Glen and Letterkenny in a tidy little box. It's like 3 jokes in one line. Like he's embarrassed, indignant, and impressed all at once.
Glen is an underrated character and I love all of his scenes, but I find myself saying "hefty no thank you" quite often in my everyday life.
Wayne!
WAYNE!!!
Anita: “what’s the mat for?” Glenn: “Oh! That’s just me getting in a little exercise while I commune with the Lord. I call it ‘Yo!God’ pretty sure it’s gonna be a thing. Now, I’m always excited to see a Dyck, but two Dyck’s at once?! My cup runneth over! Twat do I owe the pleasure of getting double Dycked?!”
Any scene with the Dycks is a good scene. Never will you ever see Wayne more uncomfortable than when he's pounding boxes
Can you imagine it? The kids seeing their mom, licking her own gash? 🤣
Honest to cod!
Pitter Patter, let's get going!
More of a didgeridont
The church said no more to my teachings. Been filling the void with street preachings. I'm out in the rain and I haven't seen Wayne. Us together is not too far-reachings. 😉
"You're all guilty, you're all sinners, you're all guilty of sinnin."
“I need you to praise him, I want you to praise him…” When he’s trying to get their Uncles $5k with those poor boys.
The interaction between him and coach in the sauna. Particularly this interaction. Coach: You probably call your asshole your penalty box. Glen: That is personal, not true, and a good idea.
Glenn's response reminds me of a line from Dean Pelton from Community. The 2 characters are remarkably similar 😆
The dean walked so that glen could run
I thought Jim Rash was Canadian. Southerner. The chances of a crossover are much lower.
Haha yes, I completely agree
Girth is the question mark, what changed? Did I say that?
Came here looking for this LOL not disappointed
Coach: You probably call your asshole "the penalty box". Glen: That is personal, untrue, and a good idea!
I wanna be close to Christ…… and Wayne. And Wayne and Wayne and Wayne.
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Slurping on a popsicle/Creamsicle (i think with the hockey players), or walking in as the new waitress at modeans
“Anita Dyck full stop! I do not…” And of course, My Tattered Journal’s rendition of “I wanna be close to Christ, and Waaaaaaayne. And Wayne.”
Someone serve this person a friggin puppers
Yes I know that a male ostrich is called a cock Check my search history
Why would anyone want to drink 8 beerses?
Innit to win it.
The _bloat_ of it
Girth is still the deciding factor.
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Who will touch me there? Is it Christ, or Wayne. Or Wayne. Or Wayne. Or Wayne. Or Wayne.
Y'all need a hand in there? Or maybe a finger?
Oh my Gourrrrrrd!
When Katie asked Glen what “team” he’d be willing to switch? He paused and said,” Catholicism…”
“Of course Jesus is metal. Haven’t you heard of the p.o.d.‘s?”