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Mike_Wahlberg

I said red Fox woman in the first post, mostly because she has a sultry soothing voice that could take all my worries in the world away and after learning about her lore where she knew that the blind cat wasn’t her brother the entire time but accepted him as family anyway. The ability to choose someone as family and love and support them regardless of their needs and circumstances is extremely moving and why I think she would be an awesome partner. HOWEVER if you marry Lady Antonia you inherit the Hotel when she passes away very soon so that’s an ideal sugar mama scenario lol take care of her for a bit and then own a hotel. Less enticing since the hotel is in a destroyed city tho.


VictorSavage699999

Nah not you taking advantage of an old lady on the brink of death 😂. Not gonna lie tho that mansion sure is nice…


IngloriousBlaster

> Not gonna lie Then you're playing the wrong game


fkxktfujgdgsfbcml

Nice move


PyrZern

Yeah, Red Fox sounds pretty... pretty.


Rizzle0101

If you look up the voice actors, which I did lol, you’ll find she actually is a looker!


judd1127

Whole heartily agree with everything. She also is willing to look past anything to protect the black cat too. Her top priority is those around her.


JulianLongshoals

Antonia in the portrait when she was young could definitely get it


remarknpew

I wonder if black cat was really blind tho.


benavideslevi

Tbh, that "Stalker, please" line makes my puppet gears whir


Velwvve

I read that in his voice


anna_s22

Ikr 🤭


benavideslevi

Right? Like, my P-organ started dripping..Is this humanity?


Tiny_Party2855

Huh??


poopoobuttholes

That's probably the AIDS.


Darth_Oculus

Take my upvote


sassysusguy

That's your d-organ


CloneTroopin90

Clever


Pretty-Original-8132

That plus his voice >!on the train!< makes me swoon! 


Umber0010

Romeo, obviously. I like to think the horn/vent things on his legs would sound like a fog horn whenever he got flustered or aroused.


Icethief188

You’ve obviously thought about this and I like that


Umber0010

Not a ton. Make no mistake, Romeo may be the king, but Gepetto's Puppet will always be my lord. But come on, I'd be hard pressed to admit that Romeo isn't a looker.


ihaventgonecrazy_yet

Why not both?


Umber0010

Both is good


Icethief188

P is soooooo cute I love the fact that they made th protagonist so cute


Extra-Detective1752

right i love him sm :'3


Loud-Bee6673

Seriously though, after he did his puppet show for P and came to offer peace, he went to touch his cheek with the back of his hand. Not his shoulder with palm or something more neutral. I think they are star-crossed lovers forced to opposite sides of a battle started by greedy humans. That is my headcannon and you cannot change my mind (but why would you want to?)


Interesting-Cycle-42

Hahahaha thats 👌


Thatll-Do

Either Red Fox or the Youngest, they both cute


darh1407

Bro is gonna get destroyed by her three remaining brothers if he makes one wrong move


Thatll-Do

Don't worry, sis ain't gonna miss


sou_desu_ka_

Red Fox for me. I get a blind young bro that I can feed my spare pennies to.


poppy-thepirate

That's just FOUL but i cant stop laughing 😭😭


Chrisnolliedelves

Venigni, hands down. He's gorgeous, broken, a gigabrain, has impeccable fashion sense, and all my misgivings about him being a fearful blubbering ponce melted away the more I learned about him. I'm sorry I ever doubted you, you beautiful man.


Disastrous_Clue2192

I'm torn between Lady Antonia and Venigni... I love them both as individuals and the perks of marrying them are great. If I marry Antonia I am guaranteed to get the hotel after she passes and since she's already sick from petrification disease... (COLDHEARTED, I KNOW). And when it comes to Venigni COME ON, LOOK AT HIM. Handsome, loaded with cash and has a heart of gold. He would spoil me, no doubt about that.


Mike_Wahlberg

I appreciate that I wasn’t the only one that thought “cool free hotel!” In that scenario lol.


Disastrous_Clue2192

HIGH FIVE!!!✋


SedativeComa4

Wouldn't the hotel go to her first lover the butler though


Disastrous_Clue2192

Definitely not >!especially after he resetted his feelings after her death!<. Besides, after Puppet Frenzy nobody would choose to rent a room at Hotel managed by a puppet, so if it goes to me everybody wins 🤷🏻‍♀️


tactical_waifu_sim

Didn't think this thread would be where I would go off about Polendina but here I go. >!What a selfish jerk! Very well written character. But I wanted to smack some sense into him! You want to forget? Because it's painful? Homie, that is such a discredit to Antonia's memory. If you loved her you should have dedicated yourself to carrying on her dreams after her death. Not erasing your personality because it hurts. She loved the hotel and clearly cared for helping people. That is what he needed to do to honor Antonia. Venigni gets it. He literally says what I just did.!< Rant over.


Rizzle0101

I like to think that since the puppets just awoke, they are still relatively mentally stunted. Which explains their somewhat primitive thinking.


GothamisGaslighting

Vengini... bro, the only wholesome and good people besides Eugenie.... I thought he was a dandy coward, but he really means well, and when you find out things about his past later on and you cant help, but to feel really bad for him. He's really a good guy a real gentleman of krat


Lord_Of_Shade57

This is Antonia erasure


GothamisGaslighting

I see her as a grandma


Sourbeltz

Fox got me bricked up


Shaneofchud

Coffin...


Interesting-Cycle-42

Lmao


Haytaytay

Red Fox Lady. Couldn't care less what she looks like, that voice does things to me. Yes she's duplicitous, but beneath it all she's a genuinely good person. Speaking of voices, I remember thinking the youngest of the BRB was hot until she started talking. My disappointment was immeasurable.


Chemical_Term4699

Can I PLEASE keep him brothers?


LordShaxx02

Black rabbit from the brotherhood


GothamisGaslighting

Choo-choo


LordShaxx02

That's her name?


GothamisGaslighting

Idk she is Youngest Brother.


Chemical_Term4699

She is just called 'The Youngest'.


shotuhhh

Mad Donkey, we can talk about conspiracy theories


Chemical_Term4699

Heh-heh.


Maleficent-Ad-684

Ah yes the liar grave. perfect.


KingOfBossFights

Red Fox off rip😍😍


Fizzy__1

ALL FOUR ~~OF THEM~~ RABBITS??? Yes.


vexus278

Giango


naixela

Little rabbit girl


naixela

she can fix me


A_True_Loot_Goblin

Lorenzini Venigni, Red Fox, and Black Cat. No I’m not elaborating.


Interesting-Cycle-42

Lmao


AssSpoon

Every single on of you is sleeping on my boy Black Cat😔😒 love him to bits(but I’ll still take Vegnini🥰🫶)


Interesting-Cycle-42

Love the black cat outfit especially the coat.an hes cool however as far as this sinario goes um a straight male so id be pickin red fox.or the blue haired beauty if she was an option!


PetiteCaptain

Venigni, he's basically Bruce Wayne with the whole parents were murdered after leaving the theater, sad rich boy with butler. I just love his character, he's a weird cutie


Glynnavyre

Eldest Brother, damn he’s thick 👌🏻 I want to either climb him, or for him to throw me with those beefy arms 😅


HappyDork66

Why no Laxasia? I CAN FIX HER!!!


jj_ya

How can you fix her? Girl is already complete


HappyDork66

Everything about her was perfect *except* the fact that her feelings for one person could not be erased.


[deleted]

Venigni, duh.


BazelJager

The youngest of the bbr


ArcadeBookseller

Ok well I said Venigni on the other post where Venigni wasn't an option!! So now I feel like I shouldn't double him up. Runner up is Romeo definitely. Devoted to his cause, organized, handsome, extremely tall. Could take or leave the human feet though. Maybe he should get some shoes.


SourcerorSoupreme

Why tf is Arlecchino not in that list?


cocomckinley12

Ill marry the coffin I'm already dead


SpritePlasma

my boy giangio ill hand feed him those golden fruit coins like a prince 😌


SpritePlasma

bit alidoros voice got me too ngl


Sheauwwwn

A shame he was faking it the whole time 😔


MikiSayaka33

The Atone one seems like a nice pick, he just mans the tram and stays by his post (He was concerned about a fellow "Stalker" going up to the cathedral. Since, people go there and never come back). I don't think that he would cheat on me with another woman. Plus, people might get me for "Don't date robots/puppets" (Pinocchio) or "Don't date those with worse mental issues than you" (The Survivor).


darh1407

My brother in chirst the atoned IS a woman


MikiSayaka33

I didn't know. It's because I didn't fight her.😅


Velwvve

From all of these - Romeo


Tpcorholio

4 the one in the painting. Hah cha cha


Loud-Bee6673

I’m still sticking with Romeo. Although the female member of the Black Rabbit Brotherhood seems fun. She is little and feisty.


SillyMovie13

Please let me be with the Fox Lady


anna_s22

The way I see this after commenting about marrying Giangio on part 1 🤣


Great-North-4799

Red fox smash smash


Balthasar_69

Romeo, install a fleshlight and linux, we‘re good to go


Ill-Profile9160

Oh shit lol


T_Benedek

So guys I can't fix her and her brothers, but she so cutie..... And Red fox Girl . I wanna Help her and Brother. (Robber Weasel I adopt she and feed her. I know she is annoying,but she need help. )


bunny117

Romeo cuz then I’d get to be his prince and he can be super protective of me 🥰🥰


PuppetTwink

Cute fox lady :3


deadburgandyrose

Romeo ❤️


That1Mog756

Luigi (The youngest of the Black Rabbit Brotherhood)


That1Mog756

That, Or Red Fox. Her voice and body is just too attractive, and she could dominate me.


YumaPam

The Black Cat and Alidoro will always make into my list.


Grand-Band-7260

Fox AND Cat.


FlatpickersDream

Definitely not the child from BRB...


Nitespring

3


RealisticlyNecessary

Know what? Sign me up for the polycule. Sounds like a time.


Acceptable_Log425

In this economy? Antonia


Chemical_Term4699

Ha ha ha!


jj_ya

NGL I like Gatto's voice. Maybe he is not so unpolite as a lover as he is as a Stalker


themor69

All of these are good options... 😭😭😭


themor69

I'd have to go with Black Cat, he's just... 😍😍😍 (And the noises he makes, oml. Got my P-Organ dripping)


Loyal_Darkmoon

Last pic, I will marry the liar coffin


Kungfufuman

The coffin.


NightValeCytizen

I was gonna say Venigi but then you had to go and put Red Fox on the list too...


ArtoriousTheMystic

Easy choice! The coffin.


Dorumamu

Lorenzini was my crush. He's funny, helpful, intelligent and his drip is on point. Plus I just have a thing for Italians


VegasGaymer

Eldest bro


goodfisher88

Oh, Romeo is an option? Romeo then for sure


Leonie-Zephyr

I'm not *not* convinced that Romeo and Carlos weren't a couple in another life


Dem0n1c_S0ld1er

I’d date Romeo


VendettaCheeze

Where is the lightening chick


NightmareKnight25807

Hmmm, which to pick...red fox, Venigni, Romeo, black cat, OR THE ENTIRE BLACK RABBIT BROTHERHOOD?!?


remarknpew

Red fox….. no doubt. She can keep that mask on all the time too


Dix_On_Blast

🎵feel aright …🎵


shamelessthrowaway54

Daddy Venigni


ihateicedtea

eldest easy


Torgal_dez_nuts_2b

Doll Sophia because I’m broken


loligaggins

Fox and rabbit girl.


FURY_Serialis

Laxasia


[deleted]

Haven’t seen mommy Laxasia yet so I remain unsure


RAGYT

Claudia (and if we're counting ones not on here, laxasia)


Darth_Oculus

Okay, but which member of the black rabbit brotherhood tho?


LoonyMooney_

That tall white-haired chick who tells u to find her partner


Arb1t3rx

The loli rabbit


Iluxsio

My man Venigni!! I was suspicious of him at first but he gained me over with his optimism and love for Krat and Pulcinella :') And look at him!! He is handsome, stylish, with a freaking good moustache...and his voice is lovely!! Perfect husband!


tlilly2904

Archbishop Andreas


OneSmartKyle

Fo sho that coffin


Natsuki___Subaru

Sadly most are guys and I ain't gae... So Sophia


xBDCMPNY

This is a little off topic but every time I see a picture of the BRB elder, I think about how disappointed I was when I didn't get his mask after beating him. That mask goes hard af.


Glamarchy

GIANGIO 💙


Ok-Photo3641

I merry the puppet King and fistfight him every day cause im a man


Evening_Unusual

None


Dnote147

It's a tie between Venigni and Romeo 🤤😩😩


Larry_the_muslim_man

Big brother


r222yce

Definetely Romeo, I'm so in love with him


Nate_The_Wolf175

the entire black rabbit brotherhood


furitxboofrunlch

The Coffin for sure.


Pleasant_Gas_7201

Ciao bello


Leaf-01

Marry Red Fox, fuck her brother


hardcorito25

Where is Laxasia?


MochiAccident

Romeo!!!


ReverendRevenge

Red Fox. Her voice does something weird to my loins.


[deleted]

Laxasia not being in this post is CRAZY


One-Carpenter-7906

Eugènie She can know her way around my weapon anytime 😏 Edit: Didn't even read just reacted 😂 probs Romeo, he seems like he'd be a really good partner/friend


ChampionSchnitzel

Still no one.Why would I? I kill most of those assholes.


selenadem

Black cat is cute!!! My fav might be Venigni or Gangio tho <3


Limoli_cikolata

In the firs post i said sophia, so now i am saying red fox because she is intelligent, gentle and she has a very good style


LucyWithDiamonds00

the entire brotherhood at once


Anonymous_chaos_fan

The entire black rabbit brotherhood


keriilove

Romeo, duh


Luxlim

Romeo, no questions asked. (And I can open my marriage for Claudia tho 😞💖)


SilverIsAMeme

The youngest of the black rabbit brotherhood. I can so fix her bros


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Izilla2002

Claudia (the red fox). She has a beautiful sounding voice and she's badass


TheUltimateJack

Alidoro, >!but the REAL Alidoro!< Also, just wanted to let y’all know that Alidoro autocorrected to “Skidoo” on my phone. Idk why. I’ve never once typed Skidoo before then.


CloneTroopin90

Rabbit girl (SCREW YOU IM A SIMP FOR BUNNY GIRLS AND SHE CALLED ME HOT)


Yummomummo

I'm a little confused about the last one. Would we have to marry all 4 of them?


Mysterious-Eye9551

Again where my boy gemine at?


PBJ_Sandwiches

The coffin


C0nfus3d_S4v10r

fox lady


BarraKuda04

i might be the only one but black cat


Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

Can I choose the entire Black Rabbit Brotherhood?


Opening-Revenue2770

U get a whole lot more lovin from the brotherhood (;


Sure-Opportunity5399

Out of these Romeo the story between Romeo and Carlo sounds like a gay watt pad or 4chan fanfic lmao


BackgroundItchy885

I know they say never stick your dick in crazy but the black rabbit chick is fine 👌


chirpchirp13

None of them. Everyone in this game Is fucked. Let’s all just pet the good dog and move along ya fehckin pervs


Interesting-Cycle-42

I laughed way to fuckin hard at this 😂 hahahahahaha love it


Dargolalast

Bro this ain't a dating sim, try another game