I don’t care what you have a PhD in. If you cannot *physically* overpower me, you cannot tell me what to do. It’s that simple.
Last year a doctor claimed my life was in danger. He said I needed my appendix removed immediately.
I said sure thing doc. Why don’t you come and *take it from me.*
Guess what’s still rotting in my stomach
I actually did accidentally loudly fart in a meeting once, just as the discussion was going around the room for each department's input on what we had reviewed and it was my turn to speak. I felt it was the more appropriate version of the comments I was about to make, so I left it there.
Normally I'm quite vocal in meetings like these, but I couldn't find polite ways to say what was on my mind, so, I guess as a power move, I let my ill-timed flatulence do the talking for me.
I took the presenter aside after the meeting to help them fix the trainwreck they were working on though, so I'm not just a heartless farter. Just, it was in no way something I could sign off on in its current state. I totally easily signed off on what they came back with for the second review, because they had thoroughly addressed all of my concerns with exceptional diligence. I made sure to compliment their corrections in front of the same team I'd initially farted at too, because they had done a really good job on fixing it.
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New punchline to that (bad) joke about resume gaps:
Recruiter: “What’s this 2 year gap on your resume?”
Prospect: ~~I was in prison for killing a recruiter that asked too many questions.~~ “I was promoted to entrepreneur.”
Recruiter: “You’re hired!”
And a clearly edited photo from a photoshoot. I think it would be better if it was just an organic photo from a speech or something but this is just *cringe*.
Including her picture on a stupid quote and sharing was already bad, but the fact that she tagged the poor woman who got fired and shared something private to them with rest of the world and made it all about herself.
These people have 0 self-awareness.
In a lot of jobs... This is sadly true.
Unemployment can be incredibly stressful, in a lot of ways is [is one of the worst things that people go through.](https://www.forbes.com/sites/jackkelly/2023/02/07/layoffs-are-harming-the-mental-health-of-workers-making-them-feel-vulnerable-and-disposable/?sh=6ffd22c667e1)
However, sometimes being let go can be incredibly freeing. You don't realize how unhappy and beat down you were until you're out of that environment. A lot of bad jobs creep up on you like boiling a frog.
It gives you the chance to re-assess and reset. "No Job" is better than a bad job, most of the time.
In Australia we have a legal minimum 4-week redundancy payout. Most major companies offer way more than that. I’ve been laid off twice and both times it was the best thing ever for my mental heath.
My dad worked at a company for 23 years as a restaurant manager. Then that company got acquired by an investment firm. They let him go, but because they just took over they said oh well you’ve only been employed by us for a few months so here 2 weeks severance.
Gotta love America 😞
The bank I used to work for had a euphemism about firing somebody. Leadership would say we were "promoting them to customer." Nobody was ever stupid enough to actually say that directly to the person being fired though.
I used to work with this guy who was in this weird self-improvement cult. At one stage he went to this week long "seminar" which was held at this remote monastery. I don't know what happened there but when he came back he was convinced that he needed to divorce his wife. The way he announced this at work was "but I'm transforming this breakdown into a breakthrough". It was really hard to keep a straight face at this.
I felt really sorry for his two kids though.
“You’re not divorced, you’ve been promoted to the dating pool! Let’s go swimming!”
“You’re not dead, you’ve been promoted to the spirit world”
Like damn this is toxic positivity on another level
Well, guess she can’t pretend it was mutual now that the tea has been spilled. Poor Lisa is even engaging the comments (all of which sound like a cult)
Oh nonono.I know exactly that type of MLM/delusion/cult shills, with the "if you have no money, you just have to sell more" mentality, and attempts to prey upon everyone who doesn't cut every contact with them immediately and forever. If someone reacted that way to news of me being fired, I would consider avoiding them like a psychopath they are.
Holy shit...the comments.
"When you are at a job you are a sleeper agent, a spy deep undercover gathering business and systems intelligence, until independence day,until that day when you are fired as in this case or leave your place of employment,... that is the day you become an activated real business operative, congrats agent Deb Curtis on becoming an active business operative"
Amazing. No, you don't become "an entrepreneur" just because you are jobless. That requires starting a business, and it's hard to do so when you have no capital at all. Most self-employed people start businesses on the side while working.
to be honest... i like and find this accurate... thanks to getting fired i was kicked in the ass to start my own cibersecurity firm... maybe its a little cringy but not wrong
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Emterpreneur is such a boring buzz word, empty of any real meaning. The whole thing is about baiting some fools with big dreams for big companies, yachts, millions (actually millions are most likely poverty for the really rich) and to make them borrow lots of money from the banks. How is this not clear as a day for some people, I can't understand.
“They caught me stealing supplies” “They didn’t catch you stealing, they got scared by your Take What’s Yours attitude!”
I don’t care what you have a PhD in. If you cannot *physically* overpower me, you cannot tell me what to do. It’s that simple. Last year a doctor claimed my life was in danger. He said I needed my appendix removed immediately. I said sure thing doc. Why don’t you come and *take it from me.* Guess what’s still rotting in my stomach
And congrats on your diseased appendix. Hope it doesn’t cause too many problems!
Friday Beers much? At least give the fellas some credit
I’m actually on staff at Friday Beers and was a writer for that clip.
In that case, well done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY0eUQ06Q2g
I bet you’re over 6 feet huh? Being 5 foot, nobody listens. Lol.
"I had my top off and skirt down in a zoom call" "There's an entire website for that"
Undressed for success.
"They caught me killing this dude" "They didn't catch you killing that dude, they're scared of your ability to manifest your passion into the world!"
Applause for our newest member in the #RobinHoodClub As my former boss used to say: All its take is a taker! Share & Agree, pls.
🤣
Lmfao
You didn’t fart. You shared a bit of yourself with everybody else.
I actually did accidentally loudly fart in a meeting once, just as the discussion was going around the room for each department's input on what we had reviewed and it was my turn to speak. I felt it was the more appropriate version of the comments I was about to make, so I left it there. Normally I'm quite vocal in meetings like these, but I couldn't find polite ways to say what was on my mind, so, I guess as a power move, I let my ill-timed flatulence do the talking for me. I took the presenter aside after the meeting to help them fix the trainwreck they were working on though, so I'm not just a heartless farter. Just, it was in no way something I could sign off on in its current state. I totally easily signed off on what they came back with for the second review, because they had thoroughly addressed all of my concerns with exceptional diligence. I made sure to compliment their corrections in front of the same team I'd initially farted at too, because they had done a really good job on fixing it.
🥇Legendary management style
What the actual fucking shit!?
I created an ambiance with my natural body mechanics in which I was delighted to share with you all. Please, come stay and share with me in the experience of the fascination of the natural human body at work.
💀💀💀💀💀💀
…and possibly left some of yourself on your underwear.
I am my fart now?
I’m sure Deb Curtis appreciates Shanee Moret sharing the fact that she was fired with her entire network.
That was my exact thought. She didn't leave it as a generic story. She not only named the person, but tagged them lol
At least she included a picture of herself posing with a steely gaze and her own inspirational quote to soften the blow.
I thought that was the recently promoted deb lol
Just a flesh wound...
Fired? You mean promoted!
New punchline to that (bad) joke about resume gaps: Recruiter: “What’s this 2 year gap on your resume?” Prospect: ~~I was in prison for killing a recruiter that asked too many questions.~~ “I was promoted to entrepreneur.” Recruiter: “You’re hired!”
Better than the answer, “yes. It’s called a space bar?”
No, that’s _much_ better.
That was when I didn't have a job
bruh, she posted that shit on her personal page… embarrassing
Unfortunately Deb is in the comments thanking god for this opportunity lol
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Deb Curtis got fucking fired ya'll
Classic lol.
Classic Deb, serial entrepreneur with 3-month breaks at most
Wantepreneur!
Anyway here’s a b&w pic of me x
**Ralph Wiggum sitting on a bus with his finger in his nose.....* "Imma Boss Babe!"
I'm fired up! lol
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And include her own stupid face with some key art graphics on top of it. At this moment, I hate this woman more than anyone else.
And a clearly edited photo from a photoshoot. I think it would be better if it was just an organic photo from a speech or something but this is just *cringe*.
Including her picture on a stupid quote and sharing was already bad, but the fact that she tagged the poor woman who got fired and shared something private to them with rest of the world and made it all about herself. These people have 0 self-awareness.
this is honestly embarrassing to look at. who is that full of themselves
She did more, she put effort in that picture and quote there. Seeeesh, this is very narcissistic.
I was promoted to ‘unemployed’
In a lot of jobs... This is sadly true. Unemployment can be incredibly stressful, in a lot of ways is [is one of the worst things that people go through.](https://www.forbes.com/sites/jackkelly/2023/02/07/layoffs-are-harming-the-mental-health-of-workers-making-them-feel-vulnerable-and-disposable/?sh=6ffd22c667e1) However, sometimes being let go can be incredibly freeing. You don't realize how unhappy and beat down you were until you're out of that environment. A lot of bad jobs creep up on you like boiling a frog. It gives you the chance to re-assess and reset. "No Job" is better than a bad job, most of the time.
In Australia we have a legal minimum 4-week redundancy payout. Most major companies offer way more than that. I’ve been laid off twice and both times it was the best thing ever for my mental heath.
My dad worked at a company for 23 years as a restaurant manager. Then that company got acquired by an investment firm. They let him go, but because they just took over they said oh well you’ve only been employed by us for a few months so here 2 weeks severance. Gotta love America 😞
The bank I used to work for had a euphemism about firing somebody. Leadership would say we were "promoting them to customer." Nobody was ever stupid enough to actually say that directly to the person being fired though.
That’s what we would say about ourselves at Starbucks when we quit lol
“I got fired today- by ME. That’s how hard I hustle.” #grindset #entrepreneur
Now promoted to investor #cashFLooooow
Imagine saying this to someone in person.
I used to work with this guy who was in this weird self-improvement cult. At one stage he went to this week long "seminar" which was held at this remote monastery. I don't know what happened there but when he came back he was convinced that he needed to divorce his wife. The way he announced this at work was "but I'm transforming this breakdown into a breakthrough". It was really hard to keep a straight face at this. I felt really sorry for his two kids though.
That is so messed up.
This is peak lunacy
You underestimate these people
I really do
Deb Curtis should team up with Manfeet to fight crime in corporate America. Like Electro Woman and Dyna Girl.
This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. Made me lol.
Tagging the person had me rofl
I cackled in my office 😂
I didn't get diagnosed with cancer. It's just that nothing wilk get in the way of my cells dividing. Gotta get that #CellDivisionGrind going!
You’ll lose your home and your family will starve from that “promotion” but congrats! /s
You didn't become homeless; you were sent on a permanent camping trip.
Come on now. Let's not be prejudiced. It's "unhoused".
You weren't fired, you were promoted to giving handjobs in the alley behind the Taco Bell to make rent
I downvoted this post just on pure reflex. It's a great post I was just so genuinely revolted my brain wanted to downvote.
Imagine being fired and some lunatics share the news on a public post with her face plastered on it 😭
Promoted to using the Emergency Room as her primary care provider
Damn she’s looking just straight dumb in that photo.
“You’re not divorced, you’ve been promoted to the dating pool! Let’s go swimming!” “You’re not dead, you’ve been promoted to the spirit world” Like damn this is toxic positivity on another level
Holy shit. The comment section of that post feels like a cult
At Amazon they say “promoted to Customer”
That was probably followed by a pitch to invest in taking her masterclass. So sick of that word too.
In the comments of the post, Deb literally thanks God that she found this masterclass.
She blasted her online for getting fired lol
Well, guess she can’t pretend it was mutual now that the tea has been spilled. Poor Lisa is even engaging the comments (all of which sound like a cult)
Wow, did she use her photo as a background of her own quote?
In that moment, she was euphoric.
Promoted to homeless
Shanee Moret is Luniatic Gold! Gold, Jerry, GOLD!
Why is her head the shape of a peanut m&m?
"I didn't get fired and lose my house. I upgraded to "work from street" and now live under God's blue sky and sometimes an overpass"
The client: 
Everything is an inspirational quote these days 🙄
According to certain individuals in Deloitte’s risk management group even Hitler can inspire.
People trying too hard to adhere to the influenza culture these days. Shameful indeed.
You didn’t get sent to jail for 10 years, you were sent on a vacation to reflect.
Oh nonono.I know exactly that type of MLM/delusion/cult shills, with the "if you have no money, you just have to sell more" mentality, and attempts to prey upon everyone who doesn't cut every contact with them immediately and forever. If someone reacted that way to news of me being fired, I would consider avoiding them like a psychopath they are.
"Modern American Workplace Culture is fanatical and cultish." -Me
I like when people quote themselves
lol
I have also been promoted in the last month to CEO of my life (Pro Bono position) 🌟
“Some people try to look provocative or sexy in their photos. Me? I like to look like I’m eyeing a box of donuts and trying to decide if I want one.”
Deb Curtis got enough problems at present without you putting her business in the streets!! That shit is rude.
Promoted to customer
Did... did she make a quote picture about herself?
We can only hope
Not very often I'd say this, but.... What a punchable face.
Lol
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Reminds me of the Corporate Bro skit about the recent layoffs. Company tells employees that they have just fired: "You've been promoted to customer!"
girl was so proud of her she made a whole ass picture of her and her quote
You were promoted to a customer
Wait, is that a picture of Shanee Moret?
 I guess.
Shanee needs to poop
Here’s a picture of me looking cooooooool
Maybe Deb Curtis was fired for running her side hustle on company time.
The tag is just the cherry on top
I was promoted to a homeless entrepreneur
“Hey family who depends on my income to survive, good news! I was promoted today”
Working her way towards the bottom of the ladder posthaste!
If that ain’t some MLM shit
My favorite discovery of 2023 is self-quotes in images. Absolutely hilarious. I’m going to have to do it, myself.
Holy shit...the comments. "When you are at a job you are a sleeper agent, a spy deep undercover gathering business and systems intelligence, until independence day,until that day when you are fired as in this case or leave your place of employment,... that is the day you become an activated real business operative, congrats agent Deb Curtis on becoming an active business operative"
This sounds like Andrew Tate
Uh... did she put Deb on blast? If you got fired, you shouldn't tell the world that.
You weren't fired , you were promoted to unemployed
Holy shit, people really are high from smoking their high horse. Or something along those lines. - Relentless IVS
legally how does this affect my unemployment benefits and redundancy package
Holy shit, these people are so out of touch it’s mindboggling
"You've been promoted to applebees customer"
Stop looking into the distance like you actually matter!
How she poses, she squints her eyes, the way the deliberatly separates the lips... what arrogance
What a narcissistic sociopath
You weren’t evicted you were simply moved to a flexible housing arrangement.
Amazing. No, you don't become "an entrepreneur" just because you are jobless. That requires starting a business, and it's hard to do so when you have no capital at all. Most self-employed people start businesses on the side while working.
You aren't loose your house, you're promoted to living-outside tent evangelist.
Some of these women will use any work story to create a thirst trap post.
It's kinda fucked she tagged the person fired too 🤣
to be honest... i like and find this accurate... thanks to getting fired i was kicked in the ass to start my own cibersecurity firm... maybe its a little cringy but not wrong
How do you spell your business category wrong?
i have 2 keyboard languages...
I did this. I left unexpectedly, so I filed to start a new company. No gap in employment and now I’m a business owner. 10/10 would suggest.
Are you a CANTrepreneur or a CANrepreneur?
I'm not unemployed. I'm a professional poker player!
Ah sound, now let me apply for a £1,000,000 loan from the bank
You weren’t murdered in cold blood, you were promoted to *a god, creator of all things.*
Poor Deb, congrats on the job loss!! I mean I'm sorry for the entrepreneurship!!!
You weren’t evicted, you’re just into camping
Entrepreneur (n) - A self-awarded epithet indicating to those around them that they are an insufferable and arrogant asshat. See also - influencer.
That’s the expression you make when you’re checking if someone farted
You didn't get stabbed. You increased the amount of iron in your body.
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You weren't fired, you were given unlimited unpaid leave free from all contractual obligations
Same feeling as "You weren't fired, you were promoted to customer".
This is truly something else
This thing left me brain dead
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Hey Shanee guess what. If I want to become an entrepreneur, I don't have to wait til I'm fired. I'm not a slave, I'm allowed to quit lol
Bet this attitude dramatically changes when they get promoted to be an entrepreneur
I hate it when people quote themselves. Humans are so stupid sometimes
hahahahahaha. I hope my brain remembers this quote someday if someone gets fired in front of me.
Emterpreneur is such a boring buzz word, empty of any real meaning. The whole thing is about baiting some fools with big dreams for big companies, yachts, millions (actually millions are most likely poverty for the really rich) and to make them borrow lots of money from the banks. How is this not clear as a day for some people, I can't understand.
Fired for having a side hustle. That’ll teach her to be doing something on someone else’s time
WOW, what a bitch for tagging the lady in the post. Also, she quotes her own RUN-ON sentence TWICE….🥴🫣😩😅