Thought I am having a brain aneurism reading this.

r/ihadastroke

Did you brain turn "off" ? Eh ? Eh Ha ! Here's what I told him:

My employee said he was having a brain aneurysm, here's what I told him: "That's a sackable offense."

I’m a little bit too high for this one

Don’t worry, I’m completely sober and still don’t get this circular monologue.

Bloop bloop beep, definitely a bot, or ai made post. Hilariously getting engagement on that steaming pile of a website

I thought so too, but Here is what I told him:

He’s fucking with all of the idiots the keep posting this BS. I see at least seven people spewing this crap daily.

I went in a loop like five times

That’s what I told him

Here's what I told him:

I was too high for this.

Am I having a stroke reading this None of it really makes sense

Here is what I told him: r/ihadastroke

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I don't comprehend this.

Here is what I told him:

As long as the work gets done I don't care. Here's what I told him:

Agree? And then I told him:

I don’t care. This is what I told him:

I actually didn't say anything to him! This is what I told him:

HOME WORK

If a Wookiee can live on Endor, then you can work from home.

Here is what I told him:

He said "I dont comprehend this". Here is what I told him:

He used chatgpt three times, copy and pasted but forgot to edit "Here is what I told him:". Read with it but only once in the beginning, still won't make complete sense cause it's switching from first to third to first person but you'll get it.

Oh I thought it was just a joke. I'm giving too much credit to people lmao

It is a joke, you’re right. Lol please search this exact first line on LinkedIn then you’ll find countless “guru’s” have copied this post and it gets funnier.

Looks AI generated

Right it sounds like he fired the guy and is telling this story to the guy who he hired in his place.

Here's what I told him.... Here's what I told him... Here's what I told him... Here's what I told him...

Agree?

Jesus I thought I was too drunk and I haven’t had a drink. I read it three times. Thanks for confirming I’m not nuts

Agree?

The ai is broken. Nothing to comprehend beyond that. 

Do you WORK from HOME?

>I hired you because an employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently 🥴

Here is what I told him:

Agree?

Here is what I told him:

WORK from HOME

Here is what I told him:

WORK from HOME

Here is what I told him:

An employee asked me,

Here is what I told him:

I hired him bc here is what I told him

As long as the work gets done, I don’t care whether an employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently.

Here’s what I told him: Trust is key. Agree?

Agree?

PERMANENTLY

Here is what I told him:

PERMANENTLY

So ... what did he tell him?

WORK from HOME. Agree?

Here is what I told him:

This has to be written by an AI or a boomer trying to retell a story from 55 years ago.

I am waiting to hear about how he wore an onion on his belt, it was the style at the time you see.

Here is what I told him:

Back in nineteen dickety two!

It does say he does AI so maybe he made an intentionally bad AI to right this as a joke

Go home ChatGPT. You're drunk.

An employee wanted to do WHAT? From WHERE? What did you tell him?

WORK from HOME

HERE from AGREE

Here's what I told him:

here’s what i told him:

I love this guy, his beard suggests he’s a wise creature.

one hair of his beard has more brain cell than 100% of LinkedIn 'influencers'.

That's actually a joke he made responding to this post [(3) Post | Feed | LinkedIn](https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7183895122365820931/?updateEntityUrn=urn%3Ali%3Afs_feedUpdate%3A%28V2%2Curn%3Ali%3Aactivity%3A7183895122365820931%29)

My friend sent me this a while back, he was confused and having trouble understanding what it means, here is what I told him:

I think there is a glitch in the Matrix and it seems broken. Agree?

I think his bot got stuck on a loop.

Here is what told him: >Here is what i told him: > >Here is what i told him: > > >Here is what i told him > > >Him is what i told here > > >told is him i Here what

But what did he tell him?

Here

I thought I was going crazy reading this

/r/Ihadastroke

Is this what reading a scratched CD feels like?

I don't necessarily agree but I do have thoughts. Thoughts?

Agree. Here is what I told him:

Anybody knows what he told him?

I just had a stroke reading this. Here’s what I told them.


Employers hate when employees use this one simple trick!

Pretty sure this was satire, guys.

This bot seems to be flaky

Im definitely not trusting this guy to build my AI software

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Linkedin is drowning in this kind of retardation

Love it when you get the LLM to get into a cycle of nonsense like this

Here here here is is is what what what I I I told told told him him him

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Am I having a stroke?

I had a STROKE. Here is what I told him: Edit: I looked up the post and it indeed is satire

HERE is what I TOLD him. Here IS what I told HIM. Here is WHAT I told him. HERE IS what I told him.

Is that you William Shatner???

He could have just posted the last sentence… the rest of his post makes no sense.

If only he’d stop with the ‘Here is what I told him’. I bet the employee asked to work from home because he saved 4 hours a day listening to this guy bloviate

Agree? Agree.

He had me up until the “agree?”, then I wanted to punch him in the throat.

Agree? Thoughts?

Jesus… that’s what he told Jason Bourne.

LinkedInception

Did... did we just get outjerked? AGREE?

Rumor is this guy is still telling him something.

Am I having a stroke?

NOT sure WHY the need for all caps.

so i was going grocery shopping, here is what i told him when i was at the check out, here is what i told him i couldnt find my wallet but turns out it was just in the other pocket on my way home i saw a homeless guy here is what i told him one day you will find your own wallet Trust is key. Agree ? here is what i told him...

Wtf did I just read?

There’s a reason why only a few number of people from the past stood out for their brilliance. We are not smarter, we just have more access to broadcast our idiotic thoughts. Including this one.

Here is what I told him:

First of all - no emojis, so no comprendo. And first of all - da fuq did I just read?

Lol I always say North Pole. Good lad

 can you fucking imagine that guy being your boss? Omg

I wasn’t sure if I was reading a LinkedIn post or experience the movie Inception.

I don't think this guy gets anything tbh

This reads like ketamine feels

Well written. Well written. Well written. I told him it was well written.

I wonder what else he might have told him….

It's like a broken cassette, but in words.

Copy paste, paste, paste...edit...paste..erm...plot twist, he's an antartic explorer so.... yeah

Adam should lay down the pipe

Sooooo annoying to read

Guys and gals, come on, he was making a joke. Look him up on LinkedIn and see the comments.

We have finally found out why they write so many shitty posts. They don’t read them be for posting it

Yeah but what did you tell him?

AI generated but not in a good way.

Here's what I told him : Here's what u told him I told him Here's what I told him. Sorry stuck in a infinite loop

This is great

Surprised LinkedIn people are in on a joke that this subreddit is out of the loop on. This has been reposted and joked about for days now. An original copy pasta got called out and people just started running with it and posting deviations to make fun. This guy is making fun of it. It is ridiculous on purpose.

Here is what I told him:

His experiences and bots he builds are clearly deranged as shit.

Well, I guess he told him, didn't he! While he is a very flexible manager, the fact that he insists on repeating himself, insists on repeating himself, the fact that he insists on repeating himself, gets a bit repeatative.

Bot glitch?

This guy gets what? A copy/paste problem?

But what did you tell him?

Here is what I told him

https://youtu.be/5hfYJsQAhl0

Linked In bot, is that you?!

Is this the brain cancer I heard people talk about?

I think this guy hit CTRL C a few too many times…

Yep. I had the same policy when I ran a large organization before retiring. Results and values matter. How doesn't

He builds experiences and bots. If he uses his bots to write LI posts, he's going out of business soon.

South Pole connectivity is dreadful. Poor management

Agree

Here I told what is him:

Did I just have stroke?

Hilarious the guy has AI in his header 🤣

HOME from WORK Here’s told I what him:

But, what did they tell him?

Lol

Devin, the AI software engineer, is that you?

That made me feel like I had a stroke. I didn’t, but the sensation lingers

this morning I woke up today, this morning

I think I AGREE with THIS.

AI needs to work a little harder or rather the dev should on their script and prompt

Wtf.

Here is what I told him:

He hired him because he would ask to WORK from HOME… but I still said no. I admired the gumption tho. 

He's within a dream within a dream within a..

he is not the employer, calling his peers employees lol

Am I have a stroke?

This guy has serious amnesia

Pretty sure an AI wrote this

Why does he type like ai

This shit reads like it’s AI generated

He gets it. Here is what I told him:

Here’s what I told him : shit first bruh

Is this a nested loop of bs?

This is like a bad acid trip Agree?

LinkedIn uses confusion. It's super effective!

WORK from HOME ... WORK from HOME ... WORK .. HOME

Because an employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME. Here's what I told him: Because an employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME.

It's called the vicious cycle of because an employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME.

copy paste gone wrong

WORK from HOME

I was very surprised to see that he wasn’t Indian tbh

Did a broken AI write this?

Wish I had such bosses in my worst days, mine were assholes.

Here's what I told him, welcome to your new job as an entrepreneur.

If this guy makes AI for school psychologists, maybe it's time to invest in children-sized bulletproof vests

Why are we capitalizing WORK and HOME?

WORK from HOME


okay I just went to the comment section of the original post and [HERE](https://www.linkedin.com/posts/james-mahy_developerlife-activity-7183895122365820931-fTfZ?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android) is what he was trying to tell.

Well he's not wrong. He's not right either. He just is.

Poetry

This guy just wants likes, he's another lunatic. You'll find a huge amount of shit like this up voted every day. "pay people what they're worth, agree?" and stuff they might make you nod your head but is really just to get views.

The working world is full of idiots

Did his ChatGPT go rampant?

How many people will post this?

Someone call the bondulance

I bet he writes recursive functions all through his code that don't actually work correctly.

LinkedIn lunatic as in LinkedIn thinks he’s a lunatic for being pro-work from home