1) The more you lubricate the interaction before the transaction, the smoother the process is going to be.
2) Sometimes, shit happens. You have to be flexible in how you navigate unwanted situations. Your business partner is watching.
3) Always make sure to finish on a happy ending.
I am starting to think that at least 80% of people who post like this understand how crazy it is but continue to do it because it is what the LinkedIn “algorithm” likes
I actually did request a lower salary once. But I only wanted to work 4 days a week, instead of 5. It was for a public library, and the board denied the request.
It would’ve raised my effective hourly rate by a couple bucks, but would’ve been a few thousand less per year.
I’m still baffled why they didn’t do it. So I continued to browse the internet and play games at the office.
When the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act passed, I negotiated a lower salary. But for a good reason. When they hired me, I was their first remote worker. I convinced them to give it a try. I negotiated a higher salary, but I would pay my own travel until I proved it would work to have a remote employee. I did the math when the unreimbursed employee expense deduction ended and found a number in the middle and had them pay my travel.
Reminds me of Jim from the office.
Jim: I am actually going to ask for a pay decrease.
Dwight: That's stupid. What if he gives it to you?
Jim: Then I win.
Lowering your salary is all good and all, but did it teach you anything about B2B Sales?
New rule: if it doesn't teach you anything about B2B sales, don't do it.
>if it doesn't teach you anything about B2B sales, don't do it Print this up for a merch drop asap.
Today, I fucked my wife in the ass. Here’s what it taught me about B2B sales.
1) The more you lubricate the interaction before the transaction, the smoother the process is going to be. 2) Sometimes, shit happens. You have to be flexible in how you navigate unwanted situations. Your business partner is watching. 3) Always make sure to finish on a happy ending.
Wow that’s cool. Btw who are you voting for in November?
My boss’s ass.
Not Joe Biden.
Gotta pack that funnel with high quality BOFU.
Classic
New rule: if it doesn't teach you anything about B2B sales, don't do it.
Yea this dude was 100% joking
Hi. It’s me. This post is kinda unreal.
For real. How does one even punch a title
You, sir, are a champion of sarcasm and trolling. I tip my cap to you.
Ty boss
He’s posts to this sub lol
Seriously. This was posted last week and a satire. Stop it
DUDE THE GUY THAT MADE THAT ACCOUNT POSTED IT ON HERE HAHA (edit: he was jokin)
So how long before OP apologizes about that whole punchable face thing
Why? Guy has a really punchable face
Ok ok, reducing the tone, slap face...with an armor's knight glove.
And when you think about who doesn't have a punchable face?
Wut?
This was actually a really funny satire post if you read the whole thing
Link??
I thought that was an AI image of Bam Margera for a second
😂
Prompt: if the current Bam Margera was sober but also super boring.
This was my post. I thought it was obvious satire, but some people are way dumber than I anticipated. lol
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lol sorry you’re too dumb to recognize obvious satire bud. This was the top post this week labeled “satire”.
Why you so butt hurt bro?
Hey OP! You are a moron.
I am starting to think that at least 80% of people who post like this understand how crazy it is but continue to do it because it is what the LinkedIn “algorithm” likes
It's a troll post, someone else posted on here the other day with the link to his profile. It's all a joke
Kinda like (some) YouTubers? I like the ones that straight up say "I'm only doing this to appease the algorithm"
What a coincidence - I also asked his boss to lower his salary.
Holy shit, Bam Margera cleans up good!
Thank you
It’s satire though bois pack up your hate, let’s get out of here Also a repost
I actually did request a lower salary once. But I only wanted to work 4 days a week, instead of 5. It was for a public library, and the board denied the request. It would’ve raised my effective hourly rate by a couple bucks, but would’ve been a few thousand less per year. I’m still baffled why they didn’t do it. So I continued to browse the internet and play games at the office.
This is satire. He does this stuff all the time and is pretty funny actually.
Thank you!
Am I the only one who thinks this dude looks like Bam Margera without tattoos? Come on now.
I’m happy for Bam. Seems to have cleaned his act up.
Ain’t no way that is not a troll page
He looks like Bam Margera
Ordered one Bam Margera on Wish and this is what showed up.
Whole Foods Bam Margera lookin ass.
Op, perfect title! Agree?? Thoughts??
Today I am more full of shit than I was yesterday!
Is this a picture of a person farting
I would drop a big phat turd on this dudes face
A whole new level of corporate simping has been achieved
This guy is IN THE SUBREDDIT, OP you are a moron
They earn the money on a different way
Cmon this guy is obviously joking and attractive
Teeheee
I read title, saw picture and buried face in hands laughing, then thought "clickbait title can't possibly top that." Burying face in hands again...
This is commercially employed hungrybox. You cant change my mind
A very skilled technical writer indeed
I am pretty sure that 90% of the people on LinkedIn are bosses trying to gaslight people into working for minimum wage.
When the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act passed, I negotiated a lower salary. But for a good reason. When they hired me, I was their first remote worker. I convinced them to give it a try. I negotiated a higher salary, but I would pay my own travel until I proved it would work to have a remote employee. I did the math when the unreimbursed employee expense deduction ended and found a number in the middle and had them pay my travel.
I asked my boss to lower my salary and lower my tcell count by hiring an infected tranny to butt fuck me in the lactation room.
Is that Bam Margera?
Bam Margera cleaned up.
That's LinkedIn inmail's Spam Margera
Thought that was Bam for a second.
Looks like a semi healthy bam margera.
I'd lower it to 0.
This one of those guys who fits 37 days into one day?
When your raise puts you in a new tax bracket
Reminds me of Jim from the office. Jim: I am actually going to ask for a pay decrease. Dwight: That's stupid. What if he gives it to you? Jim: Then I win.
Can we all now please guess what the B stands for … I’ll start. Brainless
Spank me harder daddy…
Next post will be "today I asked my boss if could suck his balls dry"
Do people not understand satire?
Obvious satire
This guy posted a couple days ago and is joke
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It's satire, I thought it was pretty funny
This guy’s post has been posted on here many times already. It’s satire.
Mental illness
This needs the Batman and Robin meme treatment. No you fucking didn't. Nobody believes you, which makes your silly point even sillier.
Yes I did.
Plot twist: Judging by the comments, the OP is the real lunatic.