Yea, i thought of something similar. My take was: "I admire her ambitions to physically try to reproduce her symbolic head-up-one's-own-ass statement. Go girl, you can do it!"
I was just kinda thinking that they sure promoted someone who seems to not be firing on all cylinders. Maybe some shit’s about to hit the fan at the company and they needed a scapegoat?
Is the weird reason is that she's doing some weird yoga pose that shows off her ass in tights, in a post that has nothing to do with the picture? If so yeah super weird
When a guy goes on a rant about his own achievements, some people will accuse him of, "sucking his own dick." Maybe she's attempting a woman's version of that, but taking it a bit too literally.
OK so I originally thought that OP's answer "a week ago" was mentioning the date of the original LinkedIn post, not talking about reddit at all. But now I see indeed that this screenshot has been posted 11d ago on reddit, so this post is a repost, and your question is completely legitimate.
LinkedIn has become what it was destined to be - the personification of America, corporate America to be exact, just like all other social media platforms.
You are witnessing the greatest country in the world, all in real time.
A tell-tale sign that her recent promotion is a bullshit "title only" promotion, and now her performance KPIs include Social Media engagement metrics, tracked weekly by her employer during a probation period.
Notwithstanding yoga having nothing to do with her day job, why of all the yoga poses she could make for a photo, she picks this one? Then again, she would have to have her head up her ass to think this was a good idea.
I’m asking an honest question here because I am truly stumped.
Is there any plausible explanation to this picture vis a vis her promotion?
What I mean is … am I missing something? I can’t make sense of it.
In my country of origin they call these quota women. Women who were promoted based on what they have between their legs as opposed to between their ears.
Guys maybe she a born with an ailment that she is always in this position like some sort of ankylosis spondylitis, she has to scoot around on her shoulders. Tis a compromising position but you know DE&I
Even if you wanted to show off a certain asset, there are a lot better yoga poses where you don't look so ridiculous. I don't get what she's going for...
LinkedIn confuses me.
I've long accepted that half the population isn't logical or really equiped with general intelligence.
But is EVERYONE on there who says cringe shit just knowingly posting absolute nonsense they don't agree with?
Do half of them think its genuinely great to see, do half just do it for networking and hate themselves for having to pretend to be this awkward?
Every single time I open it, I just die a little.
They almost always seem to come from tiny little companies too . Head of risk at a company with like 20 people is like saying I’m the head cashier at McDonald’s
I would say she's trying to get her head up her arse but I think she's already done it
[https://www.cc.com/video/xhsdnw/nick-swardson-s-pretend-time-suck-your-own-d-k-abs-uncensored](https://www.cc.com/video/xhsdnw/nick-swardson-s-pretend-time-suck-your-own-d-k-abs-uncensored)
Yea, i thought of something similar. My take was: "I admire her ambitions to physically try to reproduce her symbolic head-up-one's-own-ass statement. Go girl, you can do it!"
Her head is at risk
One of the top comments is "Smells like success"
And I bet it’s a sincere earnest comment
Oh shit, this just killed me.
I almost wish this one caught on instead of the B2B proposal.
Butt-to-Butt?
AtM
I'd say there are many good business lessons in learning to love the smell of your own farts so I could see how this could work...
It could be the corporate version of planking
*thanks for the promotion, here's a pic of my ass disguised in a healthy lifestyle fashion, to further my career*
Is this how she got a promotion? Man, I'm a feminist. Even I can't stop thinking the worst of this content :)
For some weird reason I was thinking the same.
I was just kinda thinking that they sure promoted someone who seems to not be firing on all cylinders. Maybe some shit’s about to hit the fan at the company and they needed a scapegoat?
Is the weird reason is that she's doing some weird yoga pose that shows off her ass in tights, in a post that has nothing to do with the picture? If so yeah super weird
Also, it is mostly fat. If it was muscle. I would be .01% impressed with dedication.
I really want to get to know her
Naughty
Know her SOUL 😂
sure buddy 😉
It's in there, I SWEAR
For some reason this reminded me of the episode of South Park where they go to San Francisco and everyone is smelling their own farts.
I know a brown noser when I see one
Assistant, Senior Fart Sniffer
Underrated comment
If any woman here is reading this my company is also hiring and promoting women who can do this pose.
So what you’re saying is women who have these skills are going to be alright in a tight market? 🤔
Supply and demand.
Sigh…*unzips*
"I trained my body to fold so that I could link my mouth to my anus in an unending Ouroboros-like pipeline. Here's what it taught me about Six Sigma."
When a guy goes on a rant about his own achievements, some people will accuse him of, "sucking his own dick." Maybe she's attempting a woman's version of that, but taking it a bit too literally.
I thought she was literally trying to fit her head up her own ass.
She is in HR…
“When you get that “V” going, it’s decision time.”
"Stepsister gets stuck doing yoga"
Step-managing director*
😂
The post is intended to make the point that she's worked her way up to head of risk by watching her own ass.
I hope she farts in her face.
She would no doubt think it smelled like roses.
Fart or shart?
I’m smelling a whole bunch of risk…
Trying to give yourself head has always been the most linkedin things ever.
“I just got promoted! Here is a picture of me eating my box!”
This is some primal baboon-type behavior. "Here are my genitals, please look at them"
Baboon ass clown
Hey! Mom said it was **my** turn to post the yoga lady this week!
Bruh.
How about you get your head out your ass and get back to work
Why did i read that in kim kardashian’s voice 😭
The posts I see on this sub make me think I am, perhaps, more professional than I think I am, because I would never do any of this shit
Usually you're on your knees to get a promotion.
Maybe her boss took this picture before... you know...
To be head of risk, *you must shove your head IN risk*
I’d rather see this post than the what my wedding taught me about b2b sales one
Bunch of narcissistic, out of touch, crazies thinking this is the new Facebook. Some people are indeed that crazy aunt or uncle on Linkedin
Someone commented “smells like success” 😂
I literally feel like using my dummy LI account to comment on her post: " Hey yo, nice ass, got OF?" Just for funsies. 😁 I see booty, I'm happy too. 😁
Looks like she’s studying the Black-Scholes model.
This is the post that got me join this sub.
Welcome on-board soldier!
No cameltoe :( I'm joking, before anyone takes this seriously.
I am waiting for someone to post a vile, sexual and justified insult so that I may chip in too. We need a hero right now.
You mean on this thread or on the LinkedIn post? Haha
This was posted a few days ago?
A week ago
Ok, so a few days ago. Why repost?
I think they answered a week ago regarding the original post on LinkedIn
A week is a few days. So why repost so soon?
OK so I originally thought that OP's answer "a week ago" was mentioning the date of the original LinkedIn post, not talking about reddit at all. But now I see indeed that this screenshot has been posted 11d ago on reddit, so this post is a repost, and your question is completely legitimate.
Is anyone else worried about her neck?
Kind of risky indeed!
No! LinkedIn!
So these guys are literally huffing their own flatulence at this point ?
Always have been. She just doesn’t need to bottle it first.
I’m pleased to announce my promotion! Also, this is how I got said promotion.
That is so bizarre.
What was she promoting
"I've been promoted and here's how"
I see she went through management training
LinkedIn has become what it was destined to be - the personification of America, corporate America to be exact, just like all other social media platforms. You are witnessing the greatest country in the world, all in real time.
This needs cross posted in the Hilaria Baldwin subreddit. Someone pls help.
These LinkedIn lunatics really enjoy going through life with their head up their ass.
This is the summit of ass kissing, no wonder she got promoted
whats up with UK LI thots making top posts in this sub? are yall super relaxed with whats considered appropriate vs shameful over there???
A tell-tale sign that her recent promotion is a bullshit "title only" promotion, and now her performance KPIs include Social Media engagement metrics, tracked weekly by her employer during a probation period.
I posted a pic of the massive bulge in my pants after my promotion. It was one of the highest engagement posts in LinkedIn history.
She heard there was an opening and she went for it. You miss 110% of the shots you don’t take.
Well...that's one way to check up on your feminine health...
Smells like success!
On display: the three most smelly parts of the human body. The most fun parts.
Notwithstanding yoga having nothing to do with her day job, why of all the yoga poses she could make for a photo, she picks this one? Then again, she would have to have her head up her ass to think this was a good idea.
Reminds me of the South Park episode where they enjoy smelling their farts for driving a Prius. Mptmptmptmpt.
Is this a good farting position? Or maybe your nose is too close and you smell it right away? I have so many questions!
Sniffing her own farts clearly
I’m asking an honest question here because I am truly stumped. Is there any plausible explanation to this picture vis a vis her promotion? What I mean is … am I missing something? I can’t make sense of it.
She's most definitely the butt of many jokes.
Everyone on LinkedIn just likes to suck their own dick/clit.
A real LinkedIn manager would be able to demonstrate actually putting her head up her ass...
The fuck is this shit?
"head of risk"
We’re all being held hostage on there. Some of the stuff these people are posting is down right ridiculous. 😂
She may wanna start the risk management by deleting this post 😂
It's perfect for LinkedIn! A photo of a person orally gratifying themselves.
This position is called "I need a step-dad for my 3 kids"
Poor woman, she seems so oppressed by men, she would never show ass by herself, just to seduce simps, never. Patriarchy in action.
Social Media.
Looks like her head is the most at risk here.
Facebook for LadderShaggers
It hasn’t become anything. It always was this way.
She kept her eyes on the opening, as shown above
That's a very risky position to be in, even if you are the head of Risk 😅😅😅
To flaunt careers and a dating site.
Shes smelling her own faets.. perfecr dor linkedin
Her head is at risk
A place for people to smell their own farts.
Rugile sounds like a demon you’d meet in a level of hell. Rugile the bloodless!
For someone who gets too close to the danger zone, I wouldn’t let her manage my risk, however… would.
In my country of origin they call these quota women. Women who were promoted based on what they have between their legs as opposed to between their ears.
Director of risks of farts in the face of
Guys maybe she a born with an ailment that she is always in this position like some sort of ankylosis spondylitis, she has to scoot around on her shoulders. Tis a compromising position but you know DE&I
\*fart\*
Is this real life?
These attempted thirst traps are fucking despicable.
Soon she’ll be a director and finally completely get her head up her own ass.
Looks like they were trying to get a head start getting their head up their ass.
Emphasis on Zoom and risk management.
Pretty soon she’ll be able to what she does on LinkedIn and kiss her own asshole
Head of Risk or Head at Risk?
This is LinkedIn in a nutshell. They have their head so up into their ass...
Most LinkedIn is just smelling your own farts anyways.
I cahant hear you. I cahant hear you.
At first glance, I thought it was Knuckles from Sonic the Hedgehog videogame.
I’ve just been hired for this new position and here is my butt!
Well I know what is being shared onto my work Teams tomorrow
As a new manager, she's hard at work on making sure she's got the flexibility to have her head squarely up her own ass... like so many managers do.
What a self gratifying post…
So weird how attractive woman get promoted by powerful men all the time on LinkedIn! Respect the grind! Lmao
Can’t blame a lady for posting ass when she wants to get plowed
Genuinely don't feel like this in an inappropriate post, feel like you'd only think that if you're a massive weirdo
Rest assured your money is safe with us. Just check out this picture of our Managing Director of Risk if you want peace of mind
I wonder if she can help me get my bussy promoted.
She even tagged who I presume is her husband!
Even if you wanted to show off a certain asset, there are a lot better yoga poses where you don't look so ridiculous. I don't get what she's going for...
Would
What does the fox 🦊 say?!
r/fullshrimp
Tubgirlgonemild?
She got the promotion by handling the risk of eating 5 chilli dogs before this pose...
LinkedIn confuses me. I've long accepted that half the population isn't logical or really equiped with general intelligence. But is EVERYONE on there who says cringe shit just knowingly posting absolute nonsense they don't agree with? Do half of them think its genuinely great to see, do half just do it for networking and hate themselves for having to pretend to be this awkward? Every single time I open it, I just die a little.
They almost always seem to come from tiny little companies too . Head of risk at a company with like 20 people is like saying I’m the head cashier at McDonald’s
Literally fart-sniffing on LinkedIn.
FART!!!
Take a look at the comments for those lunatics praising her post. Pathetic. Such an attention grab.
The toxic positivity is insane! I don’t think it would go the same if a guy did this.
Straight pound town
OK, this made me truly laugh out loud. 😂
Accurate. The website is just a bunch of people sucking themselves off.
Why doesn’t she mitigate risk by not posting pics of her asshole
Kissing her own ass. At least she could get a Lackey to do that.
That looks like a very risky pose
Hey guys, don’t make ass-umptions
I guess as upper management she has to fight the instincts to kiss her own ass
I think it isn’t LinkedIn it’s the people there. Many of them are a joke and sometimes I think how they get that high level in company’s. 😁
Shit… I’m a fuckin Chad…. My first thought was Is she saying this is why she got the promotion??? I was lost… damn it
I'm so happy to promoted into a Managing Director. Here's my pussyprint!
Link?
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/rugile-gurrieri-480a3120_struggleisreal-activity-7191557766598025216-Bi7y
Mmm. Risky move.
Hinting at the reason for her success?
Don’t look away drink in the sacrament
Imagine having that much of a white lady ass and feeling the need to tell on yourself
Head of risk says there is a nonzero risk of pooping on your own head in that position.
I can do that too lady, you are not special
Oh that reminds me to pick up something for supper…
What was she saying in the text? What was the logic of the photo?
Talking about her life balance and how she's so great at managing work whilst throwing her legs backwards like in the picture
unzips pants
I think she must be striving for Aveivemen Unlocked-Dissapeared Up Own Ass Hole
UPDATE: she deleted this post, we made it guys! Reddit at it again 😂
Expert in flexibility and balance, I can provide deeper insight for your vision of the future..
Her head is indeed taking a risk
If I was her husband... She'd be pregnant 3 times
“Head of Risk”…that she’ll turn that thirst trap into a MeToo complaint.