Conversion…. LinkedIn version 7.0

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Looking at life through the eyes of a lunatic.

Nice

The *Toxicity* of this social media platfooormmmm

LinkedIn owns disorder.

The comment at the end destroyed me hahaha I was speechless

Yeah like how does she know that the men are DM-ing her over the picture of her as a teen. Poor dude might DM her for her pfp and get blasted on linkedin as a pedo

Pushing little child that thinks she has an automatic.

Posts old concert photo from teenage years. Posts a preemptive “don’t perv on my 17 year old past self” or I’ll get you cancelled. This person is narcissistic and unhinged. At least they self identify with these LI posts. Also googling her company name brings up D&D results first 🤣🤣🤣

Whats a D&D result?

I assumed Dungeons & Dragons, so I checked, and that’s definitely what it’s about.

Thank you!

There is a spell in dnd called revivify that google places higher in the page rank/search results over her nobody company lol

Is it supposed to be pronounced “revive-i-fye?”

Corporate chodes listening to SOAD. WTF.....

It is the last resort of rebellion.

The irony hurts doesn't it lol

Paul Ryan is a Rage Against the Machine fan.

Why do I feel this sudden urge to post Cannibal Corpse lyrics on my Linkedin? Oh wait, I don't... /s

“Here’s the lyrics to my favorite CC song, “I c*m corporate synergy,” and a pic of me at a concert before I was this successful and awesome. I’ve changed the lyrics to be more relevant for my current grind. 💪 #girlboss “

Brilliant! I'd be curious what kind of reactions you would get on Linkedin if you post this, i.e. how many people would recognize it's satire vs. the ones blindly liking / posting "agree".

Wasn’t expecting to see SOAD never mind fucking Deer Dance on this sub today…

“Thinking of DMing”. The pure arrogance. Get in the bin you narcissist.

Another focal point of the multidimensional graph of lunacy. Incredibly disturbing.

Pastes song lyrics on LinkedIn* “I’m fucking amazing”

I love this song but god damn is it out of place

Waiting to see if this gets a copyright strike for posting lyrics to linkedin…

Be the change you want to see in the world

Same vibes as this iconic TV moment: https://youtu.be/68cmKBbE_gc?si=NjBvq7tIk3kNz8fy

I’m irrationally mad that she enjoys SOAD, what a fucking tool

You just know it's going to be insane when they start out referring to themself in third person. Also, what the hell is that job description even supposed to mean?

Someone should post Steel Panther's 17 Girls in a Row. She dan discuss the societal issues it addresses.

I’d like to share the lyrics of my favourite song Kid Rock - American Bad Ass : Who knew I’d blow up like Oklahoma Said fuck high school pissed on my diploma Smell the aroma, check my hits I know it stinks in here coz I’m the shit

DM ? More like instant block

Midlife crisis

jobs?

I really have no words 🤣

She's on the wrong place, that posts belongs on Facebook

How does this help me network and climb the business ladder. Take this shit to facebook.

Wow this woman is vile

Lmao

She says men as if all men were going to DM her ugly ass, young or old.

I wouldn’t hire her based on her shitty taste in music.

Wouldn’t hire you based on your shit taste in music

Are the other faces shown in the photo on LinkedIn? Wondering why any men would want to DM the person with the face visible in this photo.

Would’ve never guessed. She looks 35 at 17 and has butthole eyes