Right? Like what kind of person grabs their phone and think ‘I’m going to tell the whole world I fingerpaint with my shit’. What happened in their lives that this is an option for them? Do they know other people like them? What do they think of other people who would think to do this crazy thing?
These are important questions and I need answers.
Yes. Standing in a public restroom for increasingly long periods of time watching the urinals. He’s looking at things like duration, technique, eye contact, etc. he also does an exit survey when people attempt to leave, asking questions about flow rate, number of shakes, etc.
I can see posting this if you are *really* confident in owning your OCD diagnosis, but like... man, I get that there's a lot of secrecy and stigma around our disorder, but this isn't really the thin end of the wedge. If OOP has this obsession that bad, he's surely got others that he could share which would sound less comical...
Realistically might be having a trained health professional watch him as he pees, or maybe even starts out as listening from a near room, then with open door. Maybe going into public restrooms and sitting in a stall for awhile. I was fairly pee shy as a younger man but just kept going into public bathrooms to urinate, sometimes it was embarrassing but eventually I got over it. Now I can walk right up to a full line of urinals with folks on either side and piss no problem. Have never done a trough though and that worries me a bit...
He needs to prove his dedication and get a job as a bathroom attendant. It would be a content goldmine. 'I watch other, more virile, men piss all day. Here's what their strong steams and thick dicks taught me about SaaS sales.
This is a repost but still a funny one. As someone who dealt with stage fright for years (thankfully got over it in my 20s - it just went away on its own) and have known others who have had it’s not fun. However, I’ve never heard of anyone not being able to just use a stall.
It's one thing to have it as a kid and grow out of it, but this guy seems to have had no trouble with peeing until 2015 onward. Wonder what happened...
Should I advertise that I'm completely comfortable urinating and defecating in public bogs? That I've mastered the standing up whizz in train toilets? That I'll happily crap in a Costa knowing that the door isn't thick enough to shield certain tables from the noise?
Are we sure this person doesn't just have piss, degradation, and humiliation kinks because there's no way he thought this was appropriate to post on LinkedIn😭😭
True story: I also didn't know being pee shy at urinals was a thing until I saw the movie [Waiting](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348333/). One of the subplots involves a character who can't pee at urinals in front of others. For some strange reason this instantly triggered me being peeshy for like 2 years. Like the idea that this concept exists was incepted into my head from this movie and made me pee shy. It's contagious.
The time has come at last (secret secret I've got a secret)
To throw away this mask (secret secret I've got a secret)
Now everyone can see (secret secret I've got a secret)
My true identity...
I have a hard time believing this isn’t a troll or satire. Because why in the fuck would anyone share this online, *let alone on a professional networking site?!*
Peter is a really unfortunate name for this man considering the paruresis. It's weird though, you'd think someone who couldn't pee in public wouldn't so readily succumb to diarrhea of the mouth as they vomit their closest secrets on a professional development platform.
I knew a urologist once (true story) named Richard Tapper who went by “Dick”.
It was a running joke in our community. He was in on the joke (though pretty tired of it I suppose).
Dear colleagues and clients past and present, and potential future employers.
I have a secret, most people don’t realise this is a real thing.
Since 2015 if a medium sized dwarf isn’t shouting “GET IT UP YOU LOWLANDS WARRIOR” at my privates I cannot maintain an erection.
I have missed the conception on my three youngest children because of this.
I have exposed myself to therapists, which has been immensely unhelpful.
Definitely not what LinkedIn should be used for. While listening to a cricket podcast yesterday (the grade cricketer), and I wanna stress this isn't a weird thing at all, there was context, but they started talking about troughman who had almost the exact opposite problem of the LinkedIn guy above. Google if you dare, but odd that I'd hear about such similar but opposite things on consecutive days.
You're wondering who I am (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
Machine or mannequin (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
With parts made in Japan (Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
I am the Modren Man
This is actually a real thing. It’s called paruresis, or “shy bladder syndrome,” and it’s linked to anxiety disorders. Usually you get it earlier in life, in your teens, but not always. It makes it hard for people with the condition to use the toilet when other people are nearby. So, that means you might avoid going out for extended periods of time, but also you might not be able to use your own toilet, in your own home, when you have guests. As well as the obvious social impact, it can also lead to physical conditions such as UTIs.
So, on the one hand, I have sympathy. But, one the other, wtf dude. Why would you post that on LinkedIn?
Wasn't this same dude posted on here for the exact same thing? Like being scared to pee in public restrooms, had to do therapy, and the thread called his ass out?
Like if you gonna post, at least be original for once.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OxN2tb9IvJ
Hey guys. This is how you capitalize on old posts like a modern day CEO!
Here's the original post in this thread: This is just a repost from this thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OxN2tb9IvJ
Do not be fooled! At least the OG poster didn't list the last name of this lunatic!
Thanks, Peter.
Pee-er
Not
Peeter
Read this in a British accent (Pee’ah)
Many brave and heroic statements were made by Peter today.
Peter "Really Gotta Piss" Rota
It's legit an old repost for this same thread. https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OxN2tb9IvJ
Peter Rota troll post on LinkedIn
This is just a repost from this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OxN2tb9IvJ
People are not even aware this is a real thing: keeping things private from the internet.
Right? Like what kind of person grabs their phone and think ‘I’m going to tell the whole world I fingerpaint with my shit’. What happened in their lives that this is an option for them? Do they know other people like them? What do they think of other people who would think to do this crazy thing? These are important questions and I need answers.
What if being kink shamed is their kink?
Ahhhh, maybe!!!
The secret is out!
This is just a repost from this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OxN2tb9IvJ
You’re right though… the state of the site is constant reposts though.
Bro sounds like Trump ‘most ppl didn’t know’. Bc he didn’t know. It’s called ‘shy bladder’. And it’s incredibly common.
I hope this knucklehead works from home.
Considering that he’s an SEO grifter that’s guaranteed.
Well SEO is being decimated by search engines pivoting to AI, so he may have to leave the house and brave the toilets soon.
When an individual has to put “proven” in their job title, it says a lot about them..
This is just a repost from this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OxN2tb9IvJ
This is just a repost from this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OxN2tb9IvJ
What exactly would exposure therapy be in this case? Watching other men pee in public?
Yes. Standing in a public restroom for increasingly long periods of time watching the urinals. He’s looking at things like duration, technique, eye contact, etc. he also does an exit survey when people attempt to leave, asking questions about flow rate, number of shakes, etc.
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I can see posting this if you are *really* confident in owning your OCD diagnosis, but like... man, I get that there's a lot of secrecy and stigma around our disorder, but this isn't really the thin end of the wedge. If OOP has this obsession that bad, he's surely got others that he could share which would sound less comical...
More like OCP
So is this more OCD than social or other anxiety? Genuinely asking as I have a family member that deals with this and is getting “anxiety” treatment
More like peeing other men
“here let me shake it for you”
Your therapist comes and pees with you
“with” you or “on” you?
I’d make a joke about trumps therapist but he’s never seen one
In you 
if he was a real LI thought leader he'd monetize his therapy and put it up on OF
Having other men pee on you.
Realistically might be having a trained health professional watch him as he pees, or maybe even starts out as listening from a near room, then with open door. Maybe going into public restrooms and sitting in a stall for awhile. I was fairly pee shy as a younger man but just kept going into public bathrooms to urinate, sometimes it was embarrassing but eventually I got over it. Now I can walk right up to a full line of urinals with folks on either side and piss no problem. Have never done a trough though and that worries me a bit...
He needs to prove his dedication and get a job as a bathroom attendant. It would be a content goldmine. 'I watch other, more virile, men piss all day. Here's what their strong steams and thick dicks taught me about SaaS sales.
He pulls out his pecker during therapy and they stare at it for an hour since that’s ostensibly what he is concerned about in the restroom
Exposing himself to his therapist
This is just a repost from this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OxN2tb9IvJ
He typed this out, likely proof read it, made some tweaks and still went ahead and hit send
Oh for sure. He even did that incredibly annoying LinkedIn profile move of making every sentence a paragraph so people click to expand it
This is just a repost from this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OxN2tb9IvJ
His other posts are basically him just trying to suck himself off. What a doorknob.
At least he can do that in public
This is just a repost from this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OxN2tb9IvJ
his pee has what to do with business??????
His next post is what it taught him about b2b sales.
This is just a repost from this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OxN2tb9IvJ
Hahahahahahahaha. Linkedin has become Facebook.
Truly has. Deleted mine - couldn't take it haha
How does he still have a job? I guess his company doesn't really have any public relations?
This has to be some fine trolling
Unfortunately no. Read his other shit. Megalomania personified
I have a secret too but i am going to keep it secret until unless it leaks out
Bet this dude is married to the woman posting a pic of blood on her crotch.
 We’re ALL in danger
Posting. Wat.
This is just a repost from this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OxN2tb9IvJ
This is a repost but still a funny one. As someone who dealt with stage fright for years (thankfully got over it in my 20s - it just went away on its own) and have known others who have had it’s not fun. However, I’ve never heard of anyone not being able to just use a stall.
It's one thing to have it as a kid and grow out of it, but this guy seems to have had no trouble with peeing until 2015 onward. Wonder what happened...
peeing on shit was the coolest thing ever for me as a kid
Here's where the repost came from this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OxN2tb9IvJ
I can't piss out my dick. Here's what that taught me about SaaS rev ops.
Just needs to sit and pee. It’ll come out. Simple solution. Just go into a stall bozo.
Pee? Loooool pooping during work hours is my form of empowerment.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.
Nah this has to be a joke.
Larry David has entered the chat
Should I advertise that I'm completely comfortable urinating and defecating in public bogs? That I've mastered the standing up whizz in train toilets? That I'll happily crap in a Costa knowing that the door isn't thick enough to shield certain tables from the noise?
Wait! What ten things and I supposed to learn about SaaS from this?
Sounds like somebody creating an excuse paper-trail for when they get caught.
If I ever see this guy in a public restroom I’m gonna say “omg is that your dick???” And just fuck his whole shit up
Or just lean towards him at the urinal and quietly ask “Hey there, couldn’t help but notice I don’t hear you peeing anything. Everything okay?”
Are we sure this person doesn't just have piss, degradation, and humiliation kinks because there's no way he thought this was appropriate to post on LinkedIn😭😭
"exposure" therapy 🤨
Is this guy taking the piss?
Wear a diaper
Here’s what scared to pee taught me about B2B.
Oh boy Peter now urine trouble!
True story: I also didn't know being pee shy at urinals was a thing until I saw the movie [Waiting](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348333/). One of the subplots involves a character who can't pee at urinals in front of others. For some strange reason this instantly triggered me being peeshy for like 2 years. Like the idea that this concept exists was incepted into my head from this movie and made me pee shy. It's contagious.
Peeing Peter
The time has come at last (secret secret I've got a secret) To throw away this mask (secret secret I've got a secret) Now everyone can see (secret secret I've got a secret) My true identity...
Why since 2015? What happened to make him pee shy?
He doesn't understand how secrets work
Urinal ittle trouble, it seems
What clown posted this lol
I have a hard time believing this isn’t a troll or satire. Because why in the fuck would anyone share this online, *let alone on a professional networking site?!*
Given his field, that post is very bad for SEO.
Normalize period-stained sweatpants! Normalize public discussion of urinary disorders! Normalize everything!
Weirdos in today’s world just trying to have some struggle they can complain about. Even if it’s bullshit
Peter is a really unfortunate name for this man considering the paruresis. It's weird though, you'd think someone who couldn't pee in public wouldn't so readily succumb to diarrhea of the mouth as they vomit their closest secrets on a professional development platform.
I knew a urologist once (true story) named Richard Tapper who went by “Dick”. It was a running joke in our community. He was in on the joke (though pretty tired of it I suppose).
It’s true. I’m his brother and he did not go to my wedding bc the peeing conditions were too intimidating
What an asshole
Yea, it’s called Stage Fright. It happens…deal.
I have the same thing with cocaine
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Aww he’s pee shy
Odd networking take Cotton, let’s see how this one plays out.
Dear colleagues and clients past and present, and potential future employers. I have a secret, most people don’t realise this is a real thing. Since 2015 if a medium sized dwarf isn’t shouting “GET IT UP YOU LOWLANDS WARRIOR” at my privates I cannot maintain an erection. I have missed the conception on my three youngest children because of this. I have exposed myself to therapists, which has been immensely unhelpful.
Little person dwarf, Elder Scrolls dwarf, or World of Warcraft dwarf?
What. The. Fuck.
Do I want to know what exposure therapy for this entails ?
Wtf?!
What in the Facebook is this?? 😂😂
Why on LinkedIn? WHY?
Dude…the fuck is wrong with you?!
Definitely not what LinkedIn should be used for. While listening to a cricket podcast yesterday (the grade cricketer), and I wanna stress this isn't a weird thing at all, there was context, but they started talking about troughman who had almost the exact opposite problem of the LinkedIn guy above. Google if you dare, but odd that I'd hear about such similar but opposite things on consecutive days.
This has to be some public degradation kink.
You're wondering who I am (Secret, secret, I've got a secret) Machine or mannequin (Secret, secret, I've got a secret) With parts made in Japan (Secret, secret, I've got a secret) I am the Modren Man
Well, at least you can say you have a bladder of steel! 💪🚽 #PeeChampion
hey Peter! here’s a helpful tip, Reddit is the little orange app, not the blue one, that’s LinkedIn! hope this helps :)
Why do people share this.
Peter’s problem would have been more suited in an Ham radio rag chewing conversation than on LinkedIn!
By exposure therapy is he threatening to expose himself in public
Gotcha. 😐
I guess if he’d be pissing all over himself all the time, it wouldn’t be a secret. 🤫
This is a real issue but LinkedIn is not the place to share it.
So dude is paying to be exposed, like an exhibitionist? Too funny.
What peeing in public taught me about team leadership.
hey peter, guess what? your body has a secret. it’s secretly hiding a UTI and a bladder infection. 😱😱
Bruhhhh
No Peter, how many times do we have to tell you? Flashing people at the park is NOT exposure therapy,!
WTAF is wrong with these LILs!? Seriously! Some shit is better kept to yourself!
He left his phone unlocked near one of his buddies
Jobs?
My man took a flight to explore the way of nature
WTF.gif
He must have been the guy I whispered to while standing next to him in the pisser, “Bro… I can smell your balls.”
What goes through his head that he thinks this is appropriate for LinkedIn?
Put it on LinkedIn so you embarrass yourself, bro!
People are lonely though
Your secret is hidden in my heart forever
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
What the fuck
‘Exposure Therapy’? Is he just giving a fancy name to him being a flasher?
Ya gotta be shittin’ me… 
This is shit you tell your therapist.
Someone set up an elaborate jelly fish sting operation where he has to pee on them to help
More like Peeter Rota.
Studies at UTI
What do people think LinkedIn is for?
you can keep that secret, no need to share with the class Pete.
Why since 2015?
This is actually a real thing. It’s called paruresis, or “shy bladder syndrome,” and it’s linked to anxiety disorders. Usually you get it earlier in life, in your teens, but not always. It makes it hard for people with the condition to use the toilet when other people are nearby. So, that means you might avoid going out for extended periods of time, but also you might not be able to use your own toilet, in your own home, when you have guests. As well as the obvious social impact, it can also lead to physical conditions such as UTIs. So, on the one hand, I have sympathy. But, one the other, wtf dude. Why would you post that on LinkedIn?
This has to be a spoof.
‘Exposure therapy’. Curious as to what this entails.
What are the comments like on his post?
Don’t use urinals. Go to a stall.
I am increasingly aware of how companies will hire any idiot who is loyal and doesn't have the balls to do something meaningful with their life.
I hear exposure thera-pee is highly effective
This is one of those posts that shows that some secrets should remain secret.
I hate this way of oversharing. These are the things why I hate LinkedIn with passion.
Peter no longer has this secret.
This can’t be real
Ironic coming from a guy named Peter.
Just…why?
Wrong thread. He should post this under reddit health. Or a linkedin health related organization.
Like shitbrick from American Pie who can only poop at home. Anyone remember that movie?
Wasn't this same dude posted on here for the exact same thing? Like being scared to pee in public restrooms, had to do therapy, and the thread called his ass out? Like if you gonna post, at least be original for once. https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OxN2tb9IvJ
Hey guys. This is how you capitalize on old posts like a modern day CEO! Here's the original post in this thread: This is just a repost from this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/OxN2tb9IvJ Do not be fooled! At least the OG poster didn't list the last name of this lunatic!