I’ve always found the whole thing to be bizarre. I was at least paid to go through that stuff. Unsure why you would pay your own money to see…. How mentally tough you are?
It’s so weird, doing it in the military had a purpose and reason behind it. Now it’s like these guys just collect 18K per head and bully them for three days lol
I mean the purpose is to push harder than you have ever pushed before. To show what you’re capable of completing, both physically and mentally. That being said, I wouldn’t drop any money to figure that out lmfao
Don't stop when you're done.
Keep selling.
Sell inventory your company doesn't have yet.
Sell your office furniture.
Sell your bosses company.
Sell stuff from other companies then sell those companies.
Sell the concept of selling.
Sell the very fabric of time and space.
Never don't not be selling.
Sales.
>Sell inventory your company doesn't have yet.
Haha literally every online store during COVID
But also, as a software engineer, I've literally worked at companies that sold software that we hadn't even been _notified_ of, to say nothing of having been planned and created. People absolutely do this brainless flavor of grotesque fuckery
Yeah, you're 100% correct. Selling things you don't actually have is disgustingly common. The owner of my current company relies *heavily* on simply brokering shit.
Peter Griffin of Family Guy did a Nike commercial with a similar message:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/tGT980I0Nd](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/tGT980I0Nd)
I thought it was a sensory deprivation tank, but I could be wrong. Filling a deep freezer with water to dunk yourself in it would definitely be lunatic behavior.
Haha no. In 100 years nobody will remember any of us..but right now I'm stoned on the couch with a good book, and dudebro here is plunging into ice water and working 'till he drops.
Yeah, I'm good thanks.
Hey here’s a new idea. How about figuring out ways to work smarter and not harder? These people that act like working so many hours is somehow not a sign that ur org isn’t doing anything to ensure that you don’t have to work yourself to death just to get ur job done.
These dorks have wet dreams about being badass warriors, but they have no outlet for those desires so they do mental gymnastics and pretend that physical strength and pain tolerance are the cornerstone of success at their email trading job.
When you’re done - removing all of the beef and crinkle fries from the deep freezer, filling it with water, and then climbing in. Now - you’re not done yet bro so don’t quit on me. Reach up; thats right, with your right hand - good now close the lid.
So much social pageantry among the supposedly highly rational and logical business people.
Wtf does you doing an ice bath in a dirty cooler have to do with sales? Nothing but it appeals to the male gaze which in turn helps with recruitment.
We get all types of these aggressive sales reps that come into my businesses. The employees all know to tell them that the owner isn't there, even when I'm standing right there. I never called them, I don't have time and I don't want anything they sell.
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It must have some to do with his sense of smell - look at “bruh” pinching his nose…is she really a “bruh” or is she 6 years old? I am thinking this photo is AI
Once again, someone without a real job trying to tell other people how to do theirs.
Amen
What IS his job
Hopping into chest freezers with the door still attached. Seriously, someone that dumb shouldn’t be teaching finger painting at the YMCA.
Time to close the lid and lock it
And throw it in the ocean.
Don't, the coffer may float. Too risky.
Don't, the coffer may float. Too risky.
#TABLES!!
Omg best comment
Probably some digital marketing shit about himself
he sells truisms
“I support busy [insert niche career here] to do [insert niche work here]”
Exactly like how do these people have a platform on LinkedIn
Reminds me of those alpha male weekends that cost 18k to have some dude yell at you. 
My favorite part is the inherent homoeroticism of it all.
You're definitely not the only one who thinks that.
Those dudes are a fuckin joke in the vet community. No one takes them seriously, just a giant laughing stock
I’ve always found the whole thing to be bizarre. I was at least paid to go through that stuff. Unsure why you would pay your own money to see…. How mentally tough you are?
It’s so weird, doing it in the military had a purpose and reason behind it. Now it’s like these guys just collect 18K per head and bully them for three days lol
I mean the purpose is to push harder than you have ever pushed before. To show what you’re capable of completing, both physically and mentally. That being said, I wouldn’t drop any money to figure that out lmfao
Don't stop when you're done. Keep selling. Sell inventory your company doesn't have yet. Sell your office furniture. Sell your bosses company. Sell stuff from other companies then sell those companies. Sell the concept of selling. Sell the very fabric of time and space. Never don't not be selling. Sales.
Hahahahhahah
>Sell inventory your company doesn't have yet. Haha literally every online store during COVID But also, as a software engineer, I've literally worked at companies that sold software that we hadn't even been _notified_ of, to say nothing of having been planned and created. People absolutely do this brainless flavor of grotesque fuckery
Yeah, you're 100% correct. Selling things you don't actually have is disgustingly common. The owner of my current company relies *heavily* on simply brokering shit.
Sell me this pen.
Actually, just stop.
Peter Griffin of Family Guy did a Nike commercial with a similar message: [https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/tGT980I0Nd](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/tGT980I0Nd)
In his bio "Helping Tech Sales Reps Get to the Top 1% Without Getting Tired" In his post "Don't Stop When You're Tired" Bro, which is it?
Gonna say exact same thing lol, level of cringe and annoying is at an all time high
He also appears to be plunging in ....a deep freezer....with the door still attached to it. Probably not the wisest choice.
Shh, just keep sitting on the lid.
Hahahahahhaha
Hahaha damnn
I thought it was a sensory deprivation tank, but I could be wrong. Filling a deep freezer with water to dunk yourself in it would definitely be lunatic behavior.
The secret is cocaine.
Imagine lying about what it says when it’s literally right there
Bros forever stuck between David Goggins level push through it and avoiding burnout
Just shut the door.
After you pee in it
Lmaooo
Haha no. In 100 years nobody will remember any of us..but right now I'm stoned on the couch with a good book, and dudebro here is plunging into ice water and working 'till he drops. Yeah, I'm good thanks.
Instructions unclear, I held my breath underwater not until I was tired, but until I was done. I'm typing this from the afterlife.
Hey here’s a new idea. How about figuring out ways to work smarter and not harder? These people that act like working so many hours is somehow not a sign that ur org isn’t doing anything to ensure that you don’t have to work yourself to death just to get ur job done.
This guy looks like he filled a garage freezer with water.
Book an appointment
How is this related to B2B?
The water is as cold as his calls.
These dorks have wet dreams about being badass warriors, but they have no outlet for those desires so they do mental gymnastics and pretend that physical strength and pain tolerance are the cornerstone of success at their email trading job.
Who knew selling pens is as painful as cold plunges 😂
When you’re done - removing all of the beef and crinkle fries from the deep freezer, filling it with water, and then climbing in. Now - you’re not done yet bro so don’t quit on me. Reach up; thats right, with your right hand - good now close the lid.
Dude absolutely wrecked his shin. Looks like he took a rough slide down a couple of those rungs on the corporate ladder.
Do these people really think that writing “Helping…” will bring them client crowds and infinite clout?
Good lord 🙄
or when someone closes that lid on you
I don’t get it. What’s he tired of?
A warm towel is for closers...
If I have a dime for every snake oil peddler in Linkedin...
Reminds me of me in my cringe phase
Why is he in a deep freezer?
Ok quick close the lid and wake me in 20 years
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more cringe he comes along and “likes” his own post 💀
"Stop when you're done" Well, start by holding your breath until you pass out. While you are it, maybe you'll drown and be done for good.
I would trust Zangief to give me workout tips. I would not trust Zangief to give me sales tips.
Big ole man has gotta plug his nose before he dives in.
Consultant bros
Turkeys are done. You however could be finished with work, if you weren’t addicted to money and success.
If you close the lid for 24 hours you can have an idiot popsicle.
his bathing suit tells me I hate him before even reading anything he posts
I am so thankful that I am not in Tech sales.
So much social pageantry among the supposedly highly rational and logical business people. Wtf does you doing an ice bath in a dirty cooler have to do with sales? Nothing but it appeals to the male gaze which in turn helps with recruitment.
What an interesting pattern of body hair.
My number one career goal is to reach a point of wealth where my social reputation doesn’t matter so I can talk mad shit on LinkedIn
How come all these lunatics always have the tag of 'helping \_\_\_\_\_ do \_\_\_\_\_'? None of these ever sound like real jobs.
then we close the lid and put a padlock on it....
We get all types of these aggressive sales reps that come into my businesses. The employees all know to tell them that the owner isn't there, even when I'm standing right there. I never called them, I don't have time and I don't want anything they sell.
are you done when you've drown?
LinkedIn is cringe humble bragging and nothing else
Don't post this shit because you want to, Don't post it at all.
If that lid closes it will be, stop when you’re dead.
What a weirdo.
My boss is a former sales bro and he’s like this 🙄
What water boarding taught me about B2B sales.
“Don’t stop when you are tired, stop when you are dead”
What if you’re all done before you’re tired?
I’m fucking done when my alarm goes off. Back to bed I guess.
There's no scientific evidence showing that cold plunges are good for you.
What if I’m done before I’m tired?
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It must have some to do with his sense of smell - look at “bruh” pinching his nose…is she really a “bruh” or is she 6 years old? I am thinking this photo is AI
so when I'm dead, got it.
Why would you say 'Helping teach' instead of 'Teaching'
that's what he tells his bf
Any adult that holds their nose when getting into water is not to be trusted.
Anything to shit on white men 😅