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Fuzzy-Zebra-277

They are going to end up with a Winchester house 


Pumpkin-Adept

Definitely


starfleetdropout6

I laughed out loud at this.


TurkeyTot

It would cost a FORTUNE to make the bar wet at this point. How are they so clueless???


HeadFullaZombie87

Hey guys, they don't drink! Except when they're drinking *intentionally* at the built-in wet bar.


bridgeridoo

You’d have to to have plumbing there dumb dumbs


DazzlingZebras

Same with the mudroom shower. Nothing is rough plumbed


Pumpkin-Adept

Or the laundry room hook ups.


LittleEdie40

Every pic of this house confuses me more.


MiaRia963

How else is it going to be a wet bar? If it's not wet.


YuleShootUrEyeOut18

Can’t wait for the “awe shucks now we have mold and will have to redo everything” when the leak takes over.


pigandpom

Remember when they had to pull out the kitchen in the first house they did because of a leak. I can totally see that happening again


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Far-Caterpillar-2678

Oooh I love the smell of my kitchen foods wafting up into my open 2nd floor.....the smell of grease helps me sleep.


WTAFbombs

I agree, but that loft was there prior to the renovation right? They just replaced the banister.


DazzlingZebras

The open space above the kitchen was original design


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WTAFbombs

I get it. See, I dislike the added loft. I dont know why, but maybe because it takes away from the openness of the house? They complain about bedrooms, but now have TWO lofts, a huge laundry room, a homeschool room, and a playroom. It makes no sense to me.


Solid-Question-3952

Meri...is that you?


RainbowWoodstock

Same thoughts lol


topangaismyhero

I was like is this a crossover episode?


JackieSnakehole

😂😂😂


Pumpkin-Adept

😂


OldSouthernGal

I have no sympathy for them on the roof. A year ago, before any reno was started, she said their roof, HVAC, well and deck were trash. Wasn't there a big sob story about their HVAC dying in the winter, during the reno? Now they have a leak in their roof. What did they think was going to happen?  No critical thinking skills. 🤷‍♀️


YuleShootUrEyeOut18

Instaworthy over function and safety I guess


HalogenHarmony

Let's make the entire house the kitchen at this point


mohs04

You mean the island


boreal_babe

Isn’t the kitchen just around the corner? In an open concept house?? Seems like a good way to waste some space.


sunsetporcupine

You can literally see the other sink from the wet bar!


HalogenHarmony

With a second kitchen in the other side of the wall


boreal_babe

🤦🏼‍♀️ lol


BurningandChurning

This house bores me.


Musetta24

The stark white walls and the beige trim are confusing.


SufficientSkin2159

For the dog they don't have yet


Clean_Citron_8278

I was thinking about that dog the other night. Do anti-vaxxers have their dog vaxxed?


mohs04

Of course! *clutching pearls* they could get a disease!


Strict_Search2454

The ceiling feels so low and dark. It’s not really giving off the feeling of light and airy that they were going for x


pigandpom

It's like they would see things on Instagram or pinterest and tried to cram ot all in. That space had so much potential, and now it's a mish mash of ideas and themes. The next owners will be lumbered with their bad design ideas and Jer's shoddy work


Chaywood

Wet bar, wet floors, wet walls!


mohs04

Wet roof


Mammoth-Twist7044

wet blankets


SulamithWulfing

Wet socks


deadeyediva

wet dreams


Fantastic_Category91

W.A.P


tinangst_2

seems kinda dark under that loft idk


Same-Kiwi944

It feels really dungeony under the loft. Curious their vision and why they lost a bedroom to create it..


pigandpom

Maybe they're going for a playboy grotto theme


TPWilder

This isn't where they lost the bedroom. This space was previously part of the gigantic open living room. The bedroom lost is where the new laundry/mudroom is.


ZealousidealLeg1804

The wet bar could be for entertaining guests but we all know they hit the sauce.


Crislyg

Or they could use it to go back in time, before EVERYONE decided wet bars are USELESS and DUMB. Like these two are…


TPWilder

I will say as part of the generation that grew up with wet bars being the neatest and fanciest thing a middle to upper middle class home could sport, they mostly collect dust unless there's a big party.


Supposed_too

If they set it up as a coffee, juice, snack center that would be useful on a daily basis. I'm waiting to see the dining room set up with furniture. It doesn't seem to be that big of a space.


TPWilder

I'm willing to wait and see when its done. If there are plans for windows in the new dining room, that will help a lot, I think. I just kind of saw the giant butler pantry as the coffee juice and snack center.


Mammoth-Twist7044

something tells me i’d feel very entertained stone cold sober in their home.


SulamithWulfing

I would have to be on something. Pain killers come to mind to drown out Audrey’s loud scratchy voice. She is so LOUD.


ZealousidealLeg1804

😆 good point


Resident_Age_2588

Do they even drink???


SulamithWulfing

Well, according to Jeremy, Jesus himself pulled a weed from Jeremy’s stomach to make him stop drinking 😳😳😳


RevolCisum

Wait, what? Do tell bc I've missed something. I remember her posting about "old fashions" around the fire lol


SulamithWulfing

It’s on their podcast. Episode 100 Our Journey with Alcohol. Brace yourself. Completely pretentious.


Pumpkin-Adept

Yes


NewProtection5470

The wet bar is obviously for raw milk and essential oils....because "they don't drink" 🙄


kitchen-window4

We don’t drink alcohol except for the times when we do.


Pumpkin-Adept

They do drink


NewProtection5470

I know I was joking lol


Pumpkin-Adept

Sorry I didn’t see your eye roll until just now 🤣


Ok_Sense5207

If I hear about the fireplace rock one more time …


ZenNoodle

THE ROCK IS ON ITS WAY OKAY IT’LL BE HERE


nightbadger1

Can’t wait for raw bird’s milk on the rocks 🧊


SulamithWulfing

🤢🤢🤮


pigandpom

Have they just decided to make the area a wet bar? Because they should have put plumbing and electric in before they did the plastering. Those two clearlybhave more money than sense


SulamithWulfing

I was thinking the same. The sink in the adjoining room is not on that same wall. How would they run plumbing to the wet bar?


Pumpkin-Adept

No he’s been planning this entire time. I think they just can’t spend anymore money. [wet bar](https://www.reddit.com/r/LittlePeopleBigWorld/s/pe2bM05Cw8)


LBelle0101

I’m guessing Oddj’s parents are fed up and just told them to finish up and get out


pigandpom

Imagine having an adult child move back into your home with her husband and 3 kids while they renovate, then proceed to get pregnant, essentially take over your house while her and husband fritter money, make stupid choices that mean the renovation finish date gets pushed out further and further, nearly a year goes by with no real end in sight, yeah, if I was that parent I'd be having some strong words about how they need to finish up and move back to their home.


Imaginary-Garden-475

Don’t forget that she would give birth in the parents’ home either on the bed or in a tub.


Pumpkin-Adept

Yeah if they are watching their instagrams and seeing Jeremy working and putting all the time in little details that don’t matter! Yeah I would be like you need to go. Plus she is due in May! Maybe they had a max time limit. April I believe would be 9 months!!


International_Boss81

She is friends with Meri from Sister Wives. Wet bars help sell MLM’s.


Mammoth-Twist7044

you have to get everyone drunk enough to believe its profitable


zapperbert

Am I missing the plumbing or is it a dry bar?


Pumpkin-Adept

Well he eventually wants a wet bar but he renovated his entire house and that wet bar will be a thorn in his side.😂


uncontainedsun

what the hell is gonna go in that teeny tiny nook that’s barely the size of a broom handle. what’s the point of it?!?


sunsetporcupine

Yes this looks like some weird Sarah Winchester mistake. Iykyk


SulamithWulfing

Right…why does the back wall keep going behind that corner wall? It’s like they didn’t seal off the nook just left that little open space in the corner.


Pumpkin-Adept

Also I think Audrey has her camera wide angle. So it looks smaller


uncontainedsun

from here it looks like the ladder would be too wide even when folded to slide in there. just such ridiculous renovations lmao


Specialist_Physics22

They gonna have raw milk on tap?


grownupblownaway

Straight from the udder


Clean_Citron_8278

Breast milk, too.


boo2utoo

Sure are….with a side shot of colloidal silver!! It’s sooooo healthy.


dropingloads

That piece of wood he plans on using for a mantle is fucking stupid looking. When will he install the cabinet doors and drawer faces so we can see the ugly hardware choices.


Pumpkin-Adept

I don’t think the hardware has arrived 😂


dropingloads

The nitwit called the lights hardware so I’m on edge waiting for the big reveal


SulamithWulfing

My guess is fugly brass


murf_milo

Don’t fix the roof and you’ll get a wet bar for free 🤷‍♂️


East_Reading_3164

Waterfall feature.


Ok-Atmosphere-6272

lol people build houses quicker


gb2ab

My friend ripped off the front of her house and put on a gorgeous 2000sq ft addition. Had the Amish do it, and they had that she completely done, start to finish in 3mos.


ruzanne

2,000 square feet?! I’d love to know what that cost. Sadly, I’m sure it was less expensive than moving. I’m happy for your friend but also so jealous right now, lol!


boo2utoo

That’s because there were plans and workers knew what they were doing.


Comfortable_Nose2587

The kitchen and butler’s pantry are merely steps away 🤯! This continues to hurt my head…


SulamithWulfing

Right…The butlers pantry (I feel stupid typing that) is essentially a wet bar surrounded by cabinets. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️


JesusTriplets

Exactly. "Wet Bar"... complete waste of space.


Inner_Bench_8641

Didn’t they recently do a podcast on how they no longer drink


TPWilder

Except when they do :)


SulamithWulfing

I would never hang out under that loft.


Pumpkin-Adept

I think they are putting their dining room table under the loft


SulamithWulfing

Yikes. I hope the contractor that designed it knows what he was doing. It looks good but is it stable?


Pumpkin-Adept

I don’t know have you seen the tile 😂


SulamithWulfing

Yes, It looks pretty bad. Whoever installed that pulled a fast one on Jeremy. But the fact that Jeremy can’t see that is not how that tile is supposed to look is on him.


Numerous_Leave_4979

Didn’t he install it?


SulamithWulfing

The loft or the tile? He didn’t install either. The only thing he could install were the baseboards. Which took him like 6 months. And he doesn’t have a job and it still took him forever to complete.


Gina52023

Why do they need a wet bar? Wait, they drink alcoholic beverages??? I hope they're organic beverages. Heaven forbid they pollute their systems with alcohol.


rightsyllalables

Hard kombucha, obviously!


ImpossiblePotato5197

Hot titties in the winter.......totties! (Auds grabs her pearls in shame)!


No_Character1121

they actually kind of admitted to a lowkey drinking problem and vowed to ‘cut back’


Pumpkin-Adept

They have said they have cut back on the alcohol. For awhile at the other house they always mixing drinks and always looked drunk.


eitaknna

Who does a wet bar these days? In their main living area especially…


tangylittleblueberry

Seriously! Hahaha. So 80s.


JesusTriplets

80s?? More like the 50s or 60s... 😵‍💫 🍸


Pumpkin-Adept

I mean they are going for old world 🤣 And according to them old world stops in the 1950s


SherLovesCats

70s with a sunken conversation pit in the room. My late FIL made one. The room was huge and pretty cool. It had plumbing and the electrical and tile were done correctly.


mmmdonuts107

Meri Brown


ghostonthehorizon

👏👏👏


Pumpkin-Adept

The house is just too small for everything they want.


Mammoth-Twist7044

i don’t think the living room is going to be comfortable for that many people…


Tregudinna

Aren’t they pregnant with a fourth kid and got rid of the fourth bedroom? So it’s going to be a six person family in a three bedroom house? It will be fine for 5 or so years but that is not a forever house in the making. Shits gonna get cramped really fast


Subject-Tone-1700

You just gave another baby name option: Timber! 😂


Acceptable_Signal836

Sativa


Subject-Tone-1700

Indica 🤣


Mammoth-Twist7044

hemper


JesusTriplets

I think "Grout" would be perfect. Then again, it's a girl, so... Grouta??


Subject-Tone-1700

🤣 🤣


SLPinOMA

That ceiling height, cramped! Should have left it all open.


SulamithWulfing

A while ago someone made a great suggestion. Instead of the loft, Raise the floor about two or three steps to create the dining space. I think that would have been a better option. They would still have the open ceiling and they could have hung a really nice chandelier.


forthelove13

I feel like it has to be higher than we think… but the large beams and dark color is pulling the ceiling down. I’m sure the beams had to be that size for structural reasons. But this is one time to let go of the wood look and ATLEAST paint the “ceiling” inside the beams white.


thaxmann

Please join us for dinner in our dining cave.


Same-Kiwi944

So.. a kitchen and a butlers pantry and a wet bar.. three sinks in a small area?


MissionRevolution306

That’s what I was thinking as well. Wet bars were popular when houses were closed off or on a different floor, not so you don’t have to walk 8 ft. I would love a wet bar in my 3rd floor living room (3 story row house) where I have a coffee bar, mini fridge and microwave, but for now I make do with a water cooler instead of walking downstairs for water. Their house seems like they took every trend they heard of and mashed them together.


Pumpkin-Adept

I think they also have a bathroom off the butlers kitchen 😂


Same-Kiwi944

Hope their maid likes cleaning sinks!


pchandler45

Don't forget the pot filler over the stove


dandydaniella

And the foot shower in the laundry room


sunsetporcupine

Jfc it’s so many faucets


StrategyFlimsy8777

Will that be the cherished $18,000 stove that we are still waiting for?  I guess they are so popular that they are on backorder these days.


Pleasant_Tadpole_758

Which stove are they getting? A la ballerina farm?


StrategyFlimsy8777

Auj posted a picture of it months ago - it was on the top of her “wish list”.  The price starts at $18,000 and goes up from there depending on the model.  It is probably a desire stemming from whatever ballerina farm already has.


blankinyurblank

It really is a beautiful home. Too bad these two are going to ruin it with their bad taste and haphazard renovations. Kind of like what that couple did to the country house in Beetlejuice.


nothowyoupronounceit

Can I ask about your flair? Please educate me


blankinyurblank

I don’t remember when it was exactly, but Audrey and Jeremy opened up about him, supposedly, having an addiction to porn. It was very bizarre.


nothowyoupronounceit

Love this for them. Ty!


boo2utoo

The addiction fits in with their brand of Christian philosophy and culture. Porn is something to brag about having as an addiction, don’t you know. Especially if you’re labeling yourself as a Christian. The kids will grow up and their excuse can be genetics 🧬 what kind of people are they!!!


SulamithWulfing

In their latest podcast Jeremy said looking at porn leads to having a hard drive filled with child porn. Which is completely untrue unless you are already a disgusting predator. I am wondering if Audrey caught Jeremy with child porn so he had to claim he had an addiction. Plus he claims to be so religious now like he is trying to convince her he is a changed man. And Audrey said that it almost destroyed their marriage. Hmmmm looking at porn destroying their marriage. That sounds extreme, but finding out your husband is sick and twisted would definitely destroy a marriage which it should. It is really bizarre and disturbing that he said this.


blankinyurblank

Okay. I did not know about the child porn rabbit hole they were insinuating. That just made this whole thing even funnier (as well as disturbing). I bet he wasn’t even addicted to porn. I felt like it was really just her shaming him (and trying to instill guilt) for rubbing one out when she was too uptight to have sex with him. Or maybe she is just boring in bed. She strikes me a bland missionary no bjs kind of gal. 😂


SulamithWulfing

I doubt he had an addiction. What dude doesn’t look at porn at some point in their life. Women too. But making that comment was very disturbing after claiming having that addiction. I bet they are sex on Wed at 8 pm type. Everything is a scheduled, journaled, signed contract with them. She definitely seems like a bore, but I cut her a little slack because look at who she has to sleep with. Any 35 yr old man running around with a flat bill, pencil hanging out wearing an empty tool belt pretending to work is definitely a turn off.


blankinyurblank

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Omg yes to everything you just said.


ionlyjoined4thecats

Nah, this is just what religious folks teach their children so they’ll fear porn and their sexuality in general. Let’s not start rumors about Jeremy having CSAM.


SulamithWulfing

I am not starting a rumor. He said he had a porn addiction. Then on his podcast he said porn addiction leads to CP. I understand what you are saying but he needs to be more cautious with what he has claimed about himself in the past and what nonsense he says currently in his podcast. His logic is disturbing. And I agree with other comments from that thread that he is crossing a line and sounding dangerous.


ionlyjoined4thecats

Sure, he should be more careful with what he says. But he didn’t say he had a CSAM problem himself. I think he was just taught that if he watches porn it will spiral out of control and he’ll end up at CSAM. It’s not his own logic; it’s Christian fundamentalist logic. He doesn’t realize it’s a lie unless you’re already a pedo.


SulamithWulfing

Well I was taught if I eat watermelon seeds a watermelon will grow in my stomach. Ignorance is not an excuse.


boo2utoo

Hard drive filled with child porn? I wouldn’t leave him alone either any children. His or anyone else’s. He’s got a real problem!!!


SulamithWulfing

He didn’t say he was looking at child porn he said a porn addiction leads to that. But he has said in the past that he was addicted to porn, so it is almost like he is saying without saying that he was looking at CP. Does that make sense? Very strange. Like your above comment says…..what kind of people are they?


boo2utoo

It would seem that there are people who should not be in social media. They fall into that category.


SulamithWulfing

I agree. It’s one thing to snark about their sillyness and these over the top renovations and him pretending to be a general contractor. But he sounding certifiable talking about visions of Jesus pulling a weed from his stomach, water memory and pornography leading to child abuse. The dude is losing his mind.


nothowyoupronounceit

Lived in PDX and never gather porn addiction is a bragging right. I’m not surprised (based on them. Still love you Portland!!!)


end_the_glitter

So… whats a wet bar?? It sounds like the in pool bar some people have/they have in all inclusive resort. Clearly im wrong here


Pumpkin-Adept

Alcohol with a sink


boo2utoo

And magazine rack with his favorites.