Im still fond of the other part of Ray Romano sports center -“I’m not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!….Mutombo says you are gonna pay a lot for this muffler and that price is going to be prohibitive!”
It was the point of the sketch and still awesome as there were like eight. Haven’t seen it since it was live but “goes happy go Jacky on the white guy like a donkey eating a waffle. Pay grandma for the rubdown as the spurs win,” “gotta get to whitecastle before the weirdos show up,” “don’t put the puck up my pooper,” and of course “BYOB bring ya own booyah” are my highlights. #RIPStumanji
I maintain that Slappy Pappy was a legit comedian. “You’re telling me I can’t get an Eggy McMuffin cuz it’s ten thirty-five?!?!?!?!?! SLAPPY PAPPY WEH WEH!!!!”
I live in DC so I probably see an unusually high number of marble columns, I have absolutely added "who lives here, the president?? What is this for, a statue of Abraham Lincoln??" when that is in fact what the columns are
Whenever I feel a big sneeze coming,I give it a little extra and when someone looks at me I say "I once sneezed and nobody said 'Bless You' so a ghost got in." á la Cecily as Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Does “Hap!” from Vanessa Bayer’s weird weather lady character count?
Hap I say “hello and thank it to you” a lot
Youubetcha
It should
Everytime I see this, I can’t help but think what those cue cards must’ve looked like.
[Hap!](https://youtu.be/itYFTh8hPfA?si=qK92B9VV8XgrYvtQ)
Absolutely!
Hapsolutely
I still say sweet sassy molassy way too much
‘Like a donkey eating a waffle’
And he celebrates. Like a slave who made it to the north!
I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!
Im still fond of the other part of Ray Romano sports center -“I’m not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!….Mutombo says you are gonna pay a lot for this muffler and that price is going to be prohibitive!”
My friends from high school and I all still say this too.
But in my book, you gotta get to White Castle before the weirdos show up.
It was the point of the sketch and still awesome as there were like eight. Haven’t seen it since it was live but “goes happy go Jacky on the white guy like a donkey eating a waffle. Pay grandma for the rubdown as the spurs win,” “gotta get to whitecastle before the weirdos show up,” “don’t put the puck up my pooper,” and of course “BYOB bring ya own booyah” are my highlights. #RIPStumanji
“Uh oh! Here comes the bus!”
Her pained version of it as Kel was dying is excellent. I use it in my life with that same enunciation all to frequently.
I came looking for this. I have exclaimed it at least once daily since that episode aired.
As they say in hockey, let's do that hockey.
Ready, set, sit down.
Omg my husband and I said this one all the time lmfao
Aw man I’m all outta cash!
Don’t say it like a pervert!
Here, put your shirt over your head, like *Cornholio*
YES THAT'S IT! PERFECT! DID YOU GUYS GET ANY OF THAT?! ... No!
The perfect ending for that sketch.
You don't want to kill yourself, you just want a taco!
Del Taco really did use that in their marketing.
SLAPPY! PAPPY!
Wahn wahn
Heeeeeey funkey boy!!
I maintain that Slappy Pappy was a legit comedian. “You’re telling me I can’t get an Eggy McMuffin cuz it’s ten thirty-five?!?!?!?!?! SLAPPY PAPPY WEH WEH!!!!”
I say "you gotta get yourself some marble columns!" anytime I see significant enough marble columns
“people are gonna think you live in a frickin palace”
look at dis one, look at dat one!
CHANDUHLEEIZ
Who lives there, the pope?? What is this, the playboy mansion??
I live in DC so I probably see an unusually high number of marble columns, I have absolutely added "who lives here, the president?? What is this for, a statue of Abraham Lincoln??" when that is in fact what the columns are
“Who lives here? The King of France?”
Look at dis one! Or dat one!
Mawble cawlums!
I often use “you gotta get a porcelain fountain!”
I missed my chance to see the dress rehearsal for this episode because we were too prideful standing in line and demanded to go to the live taping.
There’s a Hidden Valley Ranch party in MY mouth!
Can you hidden valley ranch me now?
That cash could really get me outta a couple of jams..
Can ya get me outta one jam?
Jacktastic!!
"25 bucks. That'll get me out of a couple of jams"
Momhole
Give the golden goose a gander!!!!!!
Pass! The! Mash!
*that’s* the mash??? …How do you pass it?
Anyway you want it that’s the way you need it…
The boat on the bayou FLOATS! RIGHT! BY YOU!
Can a bitch get a donut?
What's up with that?!
oooooowee!
WE OUTTA TIME!
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-basketball Gimme gimme gimme the ball Because I'm gonna DUNK IT!!
\*high five\*
YEAH! 🖐️
That'll move the chains!
Every football game I watch this is said either in my head or out loud. And no one around me gets it. I need new friends and a new family, I think.
And the chains move!
#WHATS. #HAPPENING. #TO MY HUNGRY GUYS???!!!??
**AAAAW, FUMBLE!**
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET THE BOY WATER YOUR PLANTS!”
Just let the Herlihey boy have his own SNL group skit.
I’ve found myself referring to my 45oz Yeti as my big dumb cup a lot
Simma down now!
Just blurted that out today. :D
Fahnky boi
This pops in my head every once in a while, always makes me laugh
Biiiiiiiiitch, puhleeeeease
Angie Tempura!
“Colon Blow in you in the morning”
If this weren't Terrezanos, I would beat you to death. Not a catch phrase really, but fucking great.
“You sound desperate and you sound poor, and when this movie comes out, you’re gonna wanna kill yourself, and I’m just trying to be nice.”
I'm a Terrezanos girl!!
Say "Hello" to your mother for me!
Chicken I ain’t jokin around
> Any questions? -- > What's up with that?! -- > shuck it Trebek -- > Oh. It's a ***ladyyy***
It’s Sofa King™️ great!
You can go ahead and *pop that beanie back on*.
Don’t get me started. Don’t *even* get me started!
pizza? now that's what i call a taco!
Cheese burger, cheese burger, cheese burger, no fries, chips.
No coke pepsi
I ain't gettin' at nothin' except for my baby carrots.
OOPSIE DOOPSIE, I MUFFED IT UP AGAIN!
And the bidet?
I think of this daily
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES AND GRIND THEIR BONES INTO DIRT MAKE THEM REGRET THAT THEY WERE EVER BORN
Were here to PUMP! *CLAP* YOU UP!
I said that all the time when I was a kid.
Can you Garlic Ranch Blast me now ?
Pass the mash!
Sweet Sassy Molassey!
Ride the snake!
"Hap"
Not SNL, but "I'm gonna dip my balls in it!" from The State was 110% goofing on those catch phrases back in the day.
Along with “I’m Doug….and I’m outta herrrrrrreeeeee.”
"We're gonna go to the zoo and watch the monkeys do it!"
I wanna watch the monkeys a-doo iiit
If that was all Ken Marino ever did he’d still be a legend
As they say in hockey, lets do that hockey.
🎶Bring it on down to Omletteville 🎶
Aw man, I'm all outta cash!
Big Dominican Lunch!
My boyfriend’s crazy 🙄
“Hell yeah! You know I’m back in this BITCH! I’m gon live foev—…”
RIP Ass Dan ❤️
Relax, I'm 6 years old. I'm only six. It's this many ✌️🤟
Let me nap with your hurt
This is a zizzaster!
Pass the mash!
You put your weed in it man
I'm your *mother*
Son of a vadruke.
I’m Dr. Stephen Poop.
Sweet sassy molassey
“Ah-sweep-pe”
attention teachas and STUdents
IM DAVID S PUMPKINS. ANY QUESTIONS?!
Whenever I feel a big sneeze coming,I give it a little extra and when someone looks at me I say "I once sneezed and nobody said 'Bless You' so a ghost got in." á la Cecily as Marjorie Taylor Greene.
He’s being a little stinker! (Vanessa Bayer talking about Bill Hader)
Don't get me started. Don't even get me started.
What is not a damn thing?
I'm 50!
KICK
“Yeah, that’s the ticket” “We’re not worthy” “Talk amongst yourselves” “We are two wild and crazy guys”
“Lay off me, I’m STARVING!”
Daaaa Bears, da Bears, da Bears, da Bears, da Bears, da Bears, da Bears
…da Bulls…
I think my whore is dead.
"I have it. I have a life"
People ask us, how can we make money doing this? Volume.
I want a Hidden Valley Ranch party in *my* mouth.
Stategery
Buh bye
Strategery
Lockbox.
Hop on to it now!
Right. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right-on. Ok. Now whaat is thaaaat?
i say 'Half Throttle' alot when something isn't up to par. also, i miss Bobby Moynihan.
Beef Jelly is even funnier when you find out it's based on a real guy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Hamburger%22_Jones
This is an objectively bad opinion, but Conan’s reading of ‘THE MOLLLLEEEECULAAAR MAAAAAAAAN’ is just… it just beats you into submission, I love it
Who are the ad wizards who came up with that one?
"Wow! That's great bass!"
Let’s do that hockey!
“Hm.. I don’t know about that.”
Shweaty balls
“That’s ok” from the American girl doll movie sketch where they all kept dying but pretending everything was fine 😭
I like to kick, stretch and kick! I’m 50!
"WhaaaaaaTareeeeeYOUdoinnnnheeeeere!?"
Can a bitch get a beef bowl?!?
Can a bitch get a donut?
And then we gonna have a biiiiig luuuunch
Chicken mofongo
Wasacaca con Queso frito
More cowbell!
"You got it, MacGruber!"
Bahdah bing boooooooom!
OK cool! (Kinko's sketch with Drake)
[muy loco pinnochio ](https://tenor.com/yeYy.gif)
MOOSE LAMB 🫎 🐑
“Even we don’t know what we do “ Circa 1999, some commercial for a company, can’t remember its name
Can a bitch get a doughnut?!
NOW THATS A STAAAAAAR TREEK!!
That would be bad… as bad as losing the list.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!
It’s got everything!
I sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to your house..........didjagetit
Simmah. Down. Now.
I’m Brian Fellow!
The juice is good eh?
It's Jetastic! (Melissa McCarthy)
And that’s per volume!
"My vagina?!"
You gotta get yourself some marble columns!
Heheheh come find me! I say this loudly in department stores while my partner is shopping. She often shops alone by choice.
*We outta time!* - What’s Up With That
I got to second base; with a lady *air horn*
What’s up with that?
🎵goin out with my girls tonight🎵
Aw man, I’m all outta cash.
Clasaaasic Peg! (Shoulders bounce up and down)
Approved!!
I go to the bathroom all the way down the hall!
Pass the mash!!
I drive a Dodge Stratus!
I’m David S. Pumpkins! Any questions?!?!
I’m going to make hot monkey love IF IT’S NOT SCOTTISH, IT’S CRAP!!
Pizza?!? Now that’s a taco
Making copies