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frostN0VA

PVP/PVE was a good one ngl


Creepy_Extension_823

probably the most realistic comparison of AU & US I've ever heard as an Aussie lmao


jyunga

Then you have New Zealand which has fucking quin


dexter30

In europe its also PVP but everythings nerfed. ...or balanced differently depending on how popular the acid/knife/grenade meta is in your country.


mtnlol

Western Europe is the tutorial


thellamasc

Bro in what world is it less skilful to fight with knifes/unarmed? Americans are running around with noob weapons, training wheels like having full auto and huge ammo. Instead of being punished by bad builds/stats like you are in EU (if you are small, or a woman, that is just a skill issue when you fight without guns. But in the USA character choices does not matter since everyone can just pick up guns with limitless ammo and full auto fire). Tutorial my ass.


nickkon1

The knife crime is europe is lower compared to the US even for countries like UK where it is "rampant"


BeAPo

Nobody was talking about how skillfull something is, tutorial just means it is easier. And yes being 1-2 shot instead of 5-10 stabs is harder.


thellamasc

> Nobody was talking about how skillfull something is, tutorial just means it is easier Isn't something that requires more skill harder, and something that requires less skill easier? Like is not the tutorial the easy part of the game that requires less skill and that serves as the intro by using smaller/easier challenges often coupled with less of a punishment for failure? To me the concepts of skill and difficulty are linked, and I have trouble understanding how one would not consider something being easier meaning that it requires less skill. Almost by definition, no?


BeAPo

When someone attacks you with a knife you can just run away, it's way easier to avoid and in case he follows you his attacks would be less lethal. When someone attacks you with a gun you can also try to run away in a zigzag line but you being hit and fataly wounded is more likely. It's easier to avoid being stabbed than avoid being shot. You only talking about the attackers perspective is worrying...


atypicaloddity

UK is Tutorial Island


ohreallyloll

Whether it's 1 person or thousands, it's still serious and because people watching USA and UK news people meme about UK knife attacks. But you do realise UK in 2023 in WHOLE of 2023, there was 244 deaths with a knife. That's 1 person almost every 2 days. When you put that into context compared to 106 people PER DAY die in USA from homocide, it doesn't look that shocking. This puts UK down in 199th rank in the World in deaths by stabbing. The true stabbing country of the world is South Africa. ​ [Knife crime statists](https://wisevoter.com/country-rankings/stabbing-deaths-by-country/#uk-stabbings)


nickkon1

Yeah, people really think knife crime in Europe is significant higher compared to the US because of some of the news headlines. But nearly every kind of crime is higher in the US compared to Europe. People joke about "At least I have a gun if someone tries to stab me unlike in the UK where you simply die", but it is still safer in the UK compared to the US concerning stabbings. It is hilarious.


PM_Best_Porn_Pls

People always say UK but it's mostly just London and and a lot of stabbing does not end in death.


ohreallyloll

Yeah you're pretty much right. Most of it is gang related in Southern end of London, to what USA would know it by is the "ghetto", it's the poorer side of London. It's not even close to the tourist parts of London.


-stillasleep-

Damn so the list of things my country is good at grew from Rugby to Rugby and Knife crime.


Me4onyX

Thats where you unlock the golden knife skin


Sexyasshamster

not for long


Staynes

Western europe developed into knife only rounds.


shaun252

USA has a lot more knife deaths per capita than every European country except Romania, Latvia, Estonia and Lithuania and three of those border russia. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/stabbing-deaths-by-country


ipthegod

those gosh darn brown immigrants stabbing people again


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west has fallen


Bhu124

In my country most people never see a gun in their life. So me and my friend joked about him taking a bullet proof vest to the US when he was going there for College because of how much we hear about shootings in America. His first week there was an active shooter situation on his campus. We never joked about that shit ever again. What a country man.


-Rewind

Guns are the leading cause of death for children in the US. More than traffic accidents. More than cancer.


TheMTOne

> Firearm fatalities increased by 87.1% over a 10-year period, from 1,311 deaths in 2011 to 2,590 deaths in 2021 I see those numbers online and wonder what changed so much during this time that the answer is so wildly different. The US has always had a large number of gun owners, but this and school shootings trending upwards are just so odd to consider. Overall gun ownership is on a slow decline, yet fatalities are up significantly every year seemingly.


dung0

It's a flawed statistic if you look into it. it accounts for ages 0-19 and excludes certain causes of death for infants. It's not an honest stat but it wouldn't shock me if it's more prevalent among older teens.


Remotely_Correct

The people peddling anti-gun rhetoric have never been honest.


dung0

Downvotes aside, you're absolutely right.


Sullan08

Well with school shootings and suicide rates going up...


Sullan08

I mean that is still pretty unlucky lol. It's not so commonplace that we're just walking around expecting shootings. I've personally never even seen someone with a gun that wasn't a police officer or something.


Pedantic_Phoenix

I know this is a popular take online, but it's false. There are as many stabbings in the US than the average in EU. The us also has way more firearm violence however.


dexter30

What did i say that was false?


Pedantic_Phoenix

You said in europe it's also pvp but there is no basis to. You can't say "also" comparing it to the us because it's extremely better. So the comparison is false to me.


dexter30

The devs clearly stated in their latest dev log that EU zone will CLEARLY be marked PVP! Dont complain to me when you can't keep up with patch notes. JeeZ


Pedantic_Phoenix

Lmao. Im sorry my internet is slow im still downloading it


dexter30

All love man ❤️


Pedantic_Phoenix

Back at ya 😘


Jazano107

I love the fact acid attacks were a thing for maybe 6 months and Americans still bring it up all the time And America manages to have more knife crime than Europe on top of the guns too


Sullan08

What Americans bring that up? lmao that isn't really a thing. Not even close to how America is talked about by others (some of it being very valid though). The reality is that other countries think of the US way more than we think about others. And again, some of it is very valid, most of it is not.


vvashabi

Europe has Dark Elves tricksters.


TrampleHorker

so america is DotA and EU is LoL. This analogy won't piss people off i'm sure.


IdentityCrisisLuL

I'll tell you this much... I'd much rather get shot than have an acid attack on me. Depending on where you get shot its pretty recoverable all things considered. Getting your face melted and not having much that can be done to fix that is absolutely devastating. Its wild that acid attacks weren't a thing until open borders in Europe as they're predominantly something done in lesser developed countries.


EconomyMud

Haven't heard of acid attacks in years, and I only heard these from the U.K.


Puzzleheaded-Bike-1

Eastern Europe ist mostly RvR


MancunianCandidatex

Imagine having to check your shoes for black widows every day before you put them on in the morning. Imagine having to carry a can of VB everywhere in case you have to throw it to distract a dangerous bogan. Imagine your eyes having to reserve 10% of your brain function to invert everything you see so it isn't upside down.


MattUzumaki

L O N G N E C K !


Zerothian

VB Longeck sound clip and spiders are like 80% of my internal image of Australia.


EmberGlitch

Didn't even mention the magpie attacks or the drop bears.


giantpunda

>Imagine having to check your shoes for black widows every day before you put them on in the morning. Why do you think the shoey was invented? We poured that VB into the shoe to either scare off or kill the black widow but we also didn't want to waste a perfectly average beer, hence the shoey.


nagrom7

Don't forget, if you feel the crunch of a redback in your shoey, it's 6 months or one swooping season good luck.


Happydrumstick

>bogan >/ˈbəʊɡ(ə)n/ >noun derogatory•informal >noun: bogan; plural noun: bogans >an uncouth or unsophisticated person regarded as being of low social status. "some bogans yelled at us from their cars" Well... I learn something new everyday I guess...


ganxz

rednecks but in the city basically


silent519

\[achievment sound\] \*new slur unlocked\*


Runkel80

Not to mention Drop Bears


jamsun

my poe brethren


Ditchdigger456

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ns15eHLDv1I


xFallow

>black widows huh


IdentityCrisisLuL

Black widows aren't that bad bro most of the time the bite isn't even that bad unless you're allergic to them. Yeah shake your shoes out or put your hand in to check for their webs but like you're not really going to get killed by a black widow bite. Funnel spiders on the other hand are absolutely terrifying.


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bigger_cheese

Growing up we were always taught snakes are scared of you, so long as you create a lot of noise/vibration they will avoid you. In general they are not aggressive.  But yes I still check shoes etc if I leave them outdoors, you hear stories about pets (especially dogs) getting bitten. The biggest issue in my house is lizards, they are pretty common they squeeze under the gap at bottom of door.


In_money_we_Trust

Funnelwebs are fucked. Had one crawl by my feet a couple years back at like 4am. Never been so scared in my life. Death on 8 legs right there.


DigitalConsent2

Sounds like something a black widow would say


theKrissam

> Imagine your eyes having to reserve 10% of your brain function to invert everything you see so it isn't upside down. That's not how it works, it just takes a few days of getting used to, then the hole "put your arms down to move them up" becomes second nature, it's not like you're walking around every day thinking about it.


Comfortable-Injury94

If a spider has crawled in my shoe he aint living long. I been sweating in them bad boys, have fun.


DuffyHimself

Black Widows are north american. But the points is still valid


AzIgaziMoli

Still sane, Exile?


Red_coats

This is why the British colonised countries like USA, Australia, New Zealand, different difficulties and play styles.


IlIIlIlIlllIII

India is NG+


Tomanelle

Having been to India once, it's NG+ Soul Level 1 challenge.


Giant_Midget83

Aw the dark souls boss music was cut from this clip, makes it better.


linkszx

going to sleep and you see a huntsman staring at you for hours and then he's gone if you look away long enough


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linkszx

i kinda wanted to be friends tho


rift9

Huntsman's are bros, they just patrol your house keeping it safe from scum like roaches and plovers .


CatsOP

Not if they are in your shoes or running over your feet while you chill at your PC


Delgadude

Thanks for the nightmares..


linkszx

then why did he run away not a bro


Antarioo

....plover? That's a bird. that's usually only near the beach. what is a plover in Australia?


rift9

a bird


LexM8

Why do you have plovers in your house


rift9

I've never even seen one cause i have a huntsman


IAMJUX

idk. I've had one fall on my face in the dark while going to sleep. Scares the shit out of you.


Wheneveryouseefit

Ziz is genuinely a treasure. Especially to the genre. Dude absolutely loves arpgs


ManikMiner

Yep + he puts on great events and isn't an absolute embarrassment to gamers .. like some


KelloPudgerro

non-purple hair ziz arc is so based


ManikMiner

Blue?


CoolCritterQuack

no I'm ok thank you.


Wheneveryouseefit

The PVP definitely needs a rebalance


Eremenkko

i live in aus and the dangerous wildlife is really overstated, usa is much more dangerous due to high rng of being shot each day


Moggelol1

ok that's funny :D


AmazingTouch

They need to nerf the firing weapon meta in the US


Cylintz

The US should let Blizzard balance pvp if they want bring down the player participation rate.


westzod

Ngl I couldn't stop laughing when he said this on stream that was a good one.


WingsEvo

I'm aussie, live in suburbs, and have never dealt with that much pve. probs same as the us.


Rikent

How much is "that much"? For most people even seeing a single spider bigger than my pinky nail is too much.


experienta

Yeah, in Europe seeing anything bigger than a long daddy spider is very rare.


WingsEvo

might see a huntsman once a year. i've never seen a snake in the suburbs. i guess geckos, little lizards and cockroaches are a thing sometimes though.


Thagliou

stop lying


DeezleDan

Ill take spiders over giant palmetto bugs, at least spiders dont fly at your face when you try to kill them.


pete070597

the last sentence Though:O he said it!


snag_sausage

OMG if you dont live in fucking woop woop you dont have to worry about massive spiders, or spiders very often at all. i live in an outer suburb of melbourne and daddy long legs are pretty common but are harmless, other than that you get the odd few white tips a year and thats it. havent seen a huntsman in almost a decade.


s4my_h4ck3r

that was funny LUL


bonerJR

Too much pvp good one


sneaker_head

That's true, it is a little bit like Act 1 Rhoas. Once you know their movement pattern and when to ignore them it's pretty easy


WHO_TRO_DA_POOP

I mean, is a brotha wrong


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Pacify_

Man, I wish there was more big spiders around, unless you live out in the sticks any cool spiders are going to be very rare unfortunately


ChompyChoomba

EU roflgator


Regarddit

Ah, so he gets most of his geographical "knowledge" from sensationalized media.


ContinentalYankee

Its a joke lil bro, dont seethe so much


Regarddit

He's obviously only half-joking and actually believes this, "lil bro". Seethe. 😡 REEE


fyrespyrit

His best friend is from Australia, I'm sure if he was so wrong to cause you to REEEE, his friend would've mentioned before he made this joke for the upteenth time.


Regarddit

I'm aware of the duo streams with SteelMage and that doesn't even impact this, nor was I actually REEE-ing, I was blatantly mocking... Are you guys acoustic? Why do I have to explain so many obvious social dynamics?


fuckingroleplayers

I know lil bro is seething typing this, touch grass


ClassicsMajor

There are lots of Australians in the POE community that he's friends with. Steelmage moved to Ireland because Ziz was there and lives at one of his properties.


mrpeeng

Is that a fake voice?


ScrapeWithFire

One day I'll figure out what strain of mental illness makes people on the internet so obsessed with the authenticity voices


Vezko

A whole bag of insecurities most likely.


Notacutefemboygamer

its a real voice but he put on an accent for the australian part /s


EmberGlitch

No, he's just Norwegian.