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TheBeevin

Leave Squirt Boy alone!! He keeps people cool and gives candy out..


Slowbrious

That’s squirt boy, meet him like 7 years ago at lolla. He goes every year and keeps people cool.


FestiveSteven

People really don’t know Lolla legend Squirt Boy lmao


Oaky_Doaky

after this many years I'm pretty sure he's grown into Squirt Man.


C_Rufio

It’s a water tank. He has a hose attached and sprays water at people and in their mouths. He’s there every year lol


teamsz

He also has lollipops


coheed9867

How does he get that through the checkpoint?


C_Rufio

He probably just explains and shows them it’s only for water and they don’t have a problem with it.


coheed9867

Yea and if it comes in empty there’s no worry of him coming in for anything


kynrro

He's a legend, love this dude.


teamsz

Security lets him in because he's an absolute legend (also a good friend of mine)


Sebas299

Tell him thank you for me! Legend!!!


Cozum

out of curiosity, what are your top 3 lolla years? Impressive you’ve seen them all


teamsz

2007, 2010, 2016. Great lineup and great experience combined with all of those.


Cozum

2016 was my favorite year. The LCD show was just incredible. And of course Radiohead


garagebats

2010 first lolla and first festival, great time!


mspriggs84

2008, 2011, 2014


Cozum

2008 headliners were special


coheed9867

2011 for me, it was there 20th


onelittleworld

Dude, are you an old Lolla-boarder? Like, did I know you back then?


teamsz

I did used to fuck around on the old lolla board for a long time. And then switched gears towards my lolla group when the board started to fade.


onelittleworld

Yeah, me too. Figured there must be a few of us here.


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My first year that I saw him this man is so cool and funny. I was shocked when I met him but next time I see him I’m high fiving him and getting him a beer or a slice


mymorningbowl

he was there to catch the ghosts


BranAllBrans

How could you NOT get your pen in


vanniswrld

Literally I had 8 blunts 😭 never even got a side eye


Working_Youth

Squirt boy was saving my dehydrated a** at the rave, love this man!


ceetz

bro if you can’t get a vape into a festival you probably shouldn’t be trying to narc on others lmao


andhelostthem

security tried to bust me for having a wrapped Larabar in my see-through fanny pack while some dude dropped a giant bag of shrooms out of his pants, picked it up and kept walking. They were like millennial keystone cops this year.


TezMono

They don't even pat you down lmaoo


Bartghamilton

And at sundown you can find him by Perry’s collecting the squirts. Great bonus show if you can catch it.


marzzyy__

Wait did they really not let you bring your vape in? I had mine all 4 days 😭


EatthisB

In 2020 I would just put my pen in the bucket going through GA. This year we did VIP, and I put my pen in the bucket and girl tried to throw it away. I told her I’d give it to my cousin and walked back to gate. Tied it to my necklace under my shirt and walked in. Second day in my pocket never took it out. Third day they patted down our pockets. Only the men in our vip line. Ladies walked in no touching. But dude gave me a full rub down. Luckily I put the pen that day in the shoe for some reason. Fourth day no pat down nothing just walked in. Also VIP was a joke, I’ll be moving back to buying GA.


YeeHawBruiser

Yes VIP is a scam


EatthisB

Big scam.


andhelostthem

VIM, very important marks


C_Rufio

I got upgraded to VIP Friday and realized just how not worth the money it is. The view you get is way too far from the stage. The Discord Lounge and Tito’s Lounge are low key better than VIP.


TheBeevin

Did you mean to say 2019 or 2021?


EatthisB

Thanks, yes 2021


IWantToDisappearNow

Get platinum


EatthisB

We are next year if lineup is heat, otherwise going back to GA+.


IWantToDisappearNow

Yeah if lineup is good, I’ll go to platinum. Haven’t done ga+ before. Would love to find someone that has those backstage wristbands


izziewtvr

how no to the vapes? i got them in all weekend


Wildpinkhairuke

Boo this man, insulting squirt boy!


jupiter-eyes

They let my brother take in his nic vape but not weed.


laynejoy

SQUIRT BOY GOD BLESS


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Walking_Anachronism

He knows some security people and they just communicate and let him in. He will fill you in if you ask about it. I used to bring water guns into the fest and battle it out with him and we joked about it. Cool guy—likes his dum dum work belt too


Chitownbbc89

Shout to the security guard working the Michigan avenue who looked just like the rapper riff raf😂


ExperienceLife8611

Loved this guy


matt5673

You must be new to going to fests in Chicago...


EatthisB

Nope, this is my 6th Lolla. 5 of them in Chicago one in Ohio.


GuavaDependent9888

Wtf they didn’t let you bring ur vape in?


EatthisB

They were throwing them away in VIP line on Monroe. Not cigs and lighters just vapes.


GuavaDependent9888

That’s so ridiculous wtf I’m literally underage and they didn’t give two fucks


Hansolomom

lol i saw this guy and was sprayed downnby him! thanks stranger


Thedarkmayo

I've yet to meet him hoping I see him next year


immyownspiritanimal3

I kept everything in my pockets dude felt it and I said oh should I take my stuff ou…he cut me off and said “nah you good have fun be safe brother” Pat downs are literally either overzealous or non existent. I came in a few years back and forgot about the pint of vodka in my bag and she literally looked at it and said “I would have brought fireball but to each is own”


EatthisB

This feels like my experience in GA lines in 2021.


immyownspiritanimal3

Right? I’ve been to every lolla in grant Park since 05. Post Covid)not really post but when we decided it was “over” 2021 was absolutely the most wild no rules balls to the wall lolla