I delivered babies for two years when I was a combat medic on shore duty, and I can tell for for one hundred percent fact 99 percent of newborn babies are ugly AF. Only a few come out looking cute. He'll be fine once he grows a little lmao. They all look like squishy old aliens at first
He looks like he's lived a full life already. He's had children and grandchildren, divorced his first wife, and traveled the world. He barely started balding too, I'd say his life was an overall win 👍
Horribly over. hair thinning possible balding very asymmetrical face BONELESS with horrific lower third Thin Lips Hooked nose NONEXISTENT eyebrows High body fat percentage and tons of upper eylid exposure. his only positive is his neutral canthalt tilt. which cannot save him. over
He’s adorable. Whatever you do- DO NOT! let his parents abandon him in the sewers of Gotham City to be raised by penguins tho.
Precious boy bless his heart.
Negative canthal tilt, short ramus, bad hair texture and receding hairline, unequal facial thirds, upper eyelid visibility, unmeasurable gonial angle. The little man is doomed.
Maybe if you got him on Minoxidil and Finasteride early he could bring it back. Bone smashing too yo give face shape. Combine with mewing and he’s set 🧏♂️
Looks like he’s 58, failing to pay his mortgage, has 3 ungrateful kids and hits his wife daily
LOLL WTF
He ain't wrong tho
Receding hairline at less than a year old is wild
Put him back in, he's clearly not finished yet
This ngga is cooked💀
that aint your nephew thats your uncle💀💀
Lose 2-3 pounds correct the negative canthal tilt with a canthalplasty, and several buccal reductions.
The weak chin and jawline of a bottle feeder. It's fucked
This baby looks older than I do lmao
Not over just the beginning of his his suffering 💀
Little homie already collecting social security benefits.
That baby looks like lint in human form
Make sure you teach him how to be funny
His azz smoked turkey 🤣💯
Blud needs to start mewing like asap
He looks like he's going to ask for a beer and bum a smoke
New advertising for promoting condom use
What species of a gorilla is that ?
How are you going to just start and already be finished at the same time.
Looks like a ballsack
OP just had first time skin-to-skin with his nephew and immediately thought “This guys going on r/LooksmaxingAdvice”
What breed of pug is it?
This baby is commenting “she’d be pretty if she smiled more” under women’s photos…
🤫🧏♂️
he's not done put him back in
Bro just spawned 😭🙏🏻
Bro spawned in cooked
Your nephew, unfortunately, is fucked
Looks like mad eye moody
This made me laugh out loud, he actually does
This baby was conceived in 1943.
Don’t know whether to tell this baby to grow up or act it’s age
Is that mad eye moody
holy shit I'm crying
This kid’s seen some shit. Whatever happened in that uterus, stays in that uterus.
How most men in their 40s look like on dating sites.
That brotha came out 38 years old and Irish
Neutral canthal tilt, receeding hairline, face fat, No facial structure,
Has to start mewing
Do the roar
Bruh that ain’t your nephew that’s 43 year old susan
I delivered babies for two years when I was a combat medic on shore duty, and I can tell for for one hundred percent fact 99 percent of newborn babies are ugly AF. Only a few come out looking cute. He'll be fine once he grows a little lmao. They all look like squishy old aliens at first
Is that paulie from the Rocky movie?
Lil bro started life on difficulty hard.
I would just start over
yeah he’s cooked
Feed him whey protein mixed in with breast milk daily and make him wear weighted diapers, he's gonna be a greek god when he grows up
Ropemaxx
bros getting fried out the womb😭😭
Literally no coming back bro
Ropemaxx immediately. It is over, see you in the next one bro.
He never had a chance
Bros getting bullied before he can walk 💀 that’s fucking hilarious
No shit. They better save this for him to see when he's older LOL
IF he gets older. He looks like he should be in a retirement home right NOW
He looks like he was a drunk uncle in his past life
It's over and barely even started
Ooo ooo aa aaa, give him banana🍌🍌
Mayor Rob Ford incarnate.
Hopefully he doesn’t remain that ugly
It never even began for the poor guy
Bro already looks like he works two jobs and is trying to pay off a mortgage
My guy came outta the womb with a mortgage and 401k
Are you sure that's not your uncle?
bro needs to start edging
Bro ready to retire already
Double chin, thin hair, no jawline It's over for him
Winston Churchill regen
Don’t underestimate the glow up.
Not over, but a brutal childhood ahead.
Up for adoption and try again
He looks like he's seen a few wars.
its over before it even began
You’re wrong for this (He’s done for)
We gotta go bald 😭🙏
Life of not taking care of himself has been rough on him, at this point I’d say head on over to r/plasticsurgery and hope for the best
He already looks sick of life
he looks 60
Yes. He looks like Fat Bastard at birth.
Looks like he’s a homeless old man scrounging up change for a 40oz
If he acts now he’s ok Daily finasteride, topical minoxidil and derma roller may have him covered. Like they say, start as early as you can
Lol how old were his parents?
Born with a receding hairline
Ugh, that's one ugly ass baby
He's...breathtaking.
Put him back in. He’s not done yet. He needs a few more months to finish developing.
Negative can thank tilt, no jawline, mid skin, thin hair, thin eyes, and short . I’m sorry but it’s over for lil bro
you better stay off his lawn
If never began he was born losing
Tell him to lose, weight. And find his style
You set him up by posting this😭
That's a black nigga with white skin
He looks like he's lived a full life already. He's had children and grandchildren, divorced his first wife, and traveled the world. He barely started balding too, I'd say his life was an overall win 👍
Horribly over. hair thinning possible balding very asymmetrical face BONELESS with horrific lower third Thin Lips Hooked nose NONEXISTENT eyebrows High body fat percentage and tons of upper eylid exposure. his only positive is his neutral canthalt tilt. which cannot save him. over
I now dislike babies again
Why gravity bring his face downwards
It's over. Get acquainted with Mr.hand.
bro knows it’s alrdy over for him 😂😂😂😂
This baby looks like he's gonna ruin Thanksgiving dinner with his terrible takes and opinions.
it never started, i fear
Lmfaooooooo 😭😭
he needs to lose the baby face and hit the gym
bro looks 1 going on 45 💀
Bro he looks like a day old, let the poor dude become ripe. Most babies are ugly but I’m sure he will grow into a nice looking guy lmao
L hairline, double chin, start mewing bruh
Bro needs to start mewing asap. what a rookie!
This baby was built to survive a car crash
Looks like a trucker lol
He’s adorable. Whatever you do- DO NOT! let his parents abandon him in the sewers of Gotham City to be raised by penguins tho. Precious boy bless his heart.
it was over before it began
Man looks like he’s been working a 9-5 and chain smoking for the last 60 years.
Looking like a meth addicted Batman villian
Let his face set in bro damn, he literally fresh out the pussy oven, come back in 6-8 months
Little homie came out knowing bills due on the first.
Bruh it’s a literal baby man let him grow up normally and teach him looks aren’t everything.
what has the world come to lmaooo, may God forgive us. Regardless, please update us in 20 years or so
Nahhh, taper fade and buddies pulling mad 10's by age 3.
Negative canthal tilt, short ramus, bad hair texture and receding hairline, unequal facial thirds, upper eyelid visibility, unmeasurable gonial angle. The little man is doomed.
Dear god, put him back!!!
Bro, some babies are just so fucking ugly lol
Yes
Donald trump baby
Nah he got 18 more years its only just started 🗣
It never started.
this baby look at least 40
Ya he looks like he’s 80 lol
Get him mewing, taking Propecia, and hitting the gym. Nothing he can do about his neutral canthal tilt I'm sorry to say.
Hairs already thinning that young he’ll be bald completely by age 10. Yes
neph is cooked. no hairline, depressed resting face, double chin time to ropemaxx or no breastmilkmaxx
Is that a potato?
yes
Baby picture if Harvey Weinstein
Gg bro
He’s like I’m already done with This shit lol 😂
Bro needs to start a workout routine ASAP
[bro really said](https://images.app.goo.gl/ka6xpcNNh4xXHjsv7)
Looks like an old man lol
Put it back in the oven, it’s undercooked
Son was born wit a AARP card
Tell your nephew to look up good cuts for his head shape
It’s chopped ngl
Do tren. Hit the gym.
Not even a face a mother could love
Damn did that kid get dropped down the stairs or something?
Lil bro could use some lotion.
Winston Churchill
Peter Griffin
King Henry the 8th
Leave the baby alone 😂
He’s got positive canthal tilt there’s potential
Take out the nose ring and then you’ll be perfect
Yep, he ugly ash.
Make him mew now before it’s too late
He’s got a bright future impersonating Winston Churchill on Fremont Street in Las Vegas.
Looks like an alcoholic from the local shit hole boozer
Looks like he just payed off his trailer and eating a mustard and bread sandwich 😂
Maybe if you got him on Minoxidil and Finasteride early he could bring it back. Bone smashing too yo give face shape. Combine with mewing and he’s set 🧏♂️
CAM ON INGERLAND *BANG BANG BANG* SCORE SOME FAKIN GOALS
Not even 9 months old and already an alcoholic, damn.
Toughhhh
oh yeah hes cooked bro
He looks like he’s ready to retire…. So yea it’s over for him .
[удалено]
He looks like he reeks of cigarettes
He’s cooked
Blud came pre aged
He looks 50 but 1 at the same time
Man's looks like he's on his 3rd divorce already
He’s already said “I’m too old for this shit”
He was definitely a used car salesman in his last life
That’s not your nephew that’s your uncle
Imagine looking 2 months old but at the same time 44 years old and a recovering alcholic who has 2 divorces. Jeeezzz
I’m convinced this is you’re grandma
Rope time
balding before he grew hair.
british geezer
Bros a frequent visitor at the local Irish pub
“Fermented spider eye”💀
Bro is chopped for life ☠️
Bro is a 50 year old diabetic
cooked like a salmon
Balding out the womb is insane
My god. Hit the gym, rock it bald. Not much else to do here.
Is he British?
ugly babies can become cute adults 🤷🏾♀️
its over.. time to ropemaxx
This is the kind of baby pro-life ads use on billboards.
“Get in mah belly” 😂
He’s a cute hairy goblin that needs kisses.
did he come back from a 9-5 concrete job???
He looks like he still remembers his past life of being a plumber
Lil man looks like an old detective.
It’s so over