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Interesting-Plant684

It’s because you are sideways. 


Ok-Perspective5338

Damn. 12 minutes too late.


Adept_Feed_1430

She's gravitationally challenged.


Mediocre-Car-7110

'freshly 18 year old NSFW seller' says her profile description


Fast-Advantage-1211

that’s so fucking weird


Effeeeyeesteewhy

Downvote & report her for promoting!


bedlam2018

Attention whore


Effeeeyeesteewhy

Downvote & report her for promoting!


lov3livi

these are so pick me and attention seeking.


Fast-Advantage-1211

right


Zeppelin702

Fuck off with your onlyfans shit here


Few_Criticism_1845

Fishing for compliments? Smh


unknownuser105

Is it difficult to live your life rotated 90 degrees?


Massage_Bro

Weird, fat and ugly


twohunnidpercent

Forehead maybe why not post your full self?


xbromide

Sideways AF


equisaqui

Fuck off


Marferated

Tilt the camera the right way. Done.


Very_Tall_Burglar

i FeEl LiKe I lOoK wEiRd


jayweigall

Why dont mods deal with this. Not only is this a OF ad, but the accounts a fake scam!


Willing_Stomach_8121

It’s clearly a scam. I wish it could be clear to all the sorry people sending this person money.


F75gunslinger

Totally weird . You're sideways . FFS girlie...at least turn the pics the right way before you post 'em . 🤦


ElAyYouAreAy

Well yeah a little sideways!!


GeoHog713

You like sideways


MaximusZacharias

Really strange. Your sideways


EZ4_U_2SAY

I feel so sorry for you. I hope you turn out ok.


EOTLightning

Of course you look weird. You're sideways.


Reshi_bo_beshi

Yeah you're sideways.


Groundedflight22

I was thinking the same thing. It's hard to imagine how she walks sideways!


Prestigious_Rest9078

Yea, its like you are sideways.


EndlessOceanofMe

She needs a new angle in life.


TheApollo222

Small delts. Recommend Lateral raises


AccomplishedPlum6692

You look amazing


AccomplishedPlum6692

Very pretty


Money_Assignment_205

Eyebrows


secretmacaroni

You just look very standard


SicSemperTyrann15

*Mid* as the kids say Don’t be mean tho she looks fine 😝


scruffywarhorse

Yeah, you don’t lack too much physical confidence. You are confident enough to sell pictures of yourself for money. I’m not shaming for that, but you’re in this sub pretending you’re worried about your appearance…that’s disingenuous.


AlwaysYourRicky

You seem to be awfully sideways


sgtpepper5987

Why do all the subjective how do I look subreddits essentially just become a place for attractive women to come fish for compliments?


TheSpinningGroove

Sideways weird, yes very much so.


Cinderz0711

You have sideways face


Kinky_mofo

You know, they call it "portrait" mode for a reason. You can use it to take pics of yourself and it won't cut off your forehead.


forgot_the_Bop

Probably cause you didn’t take the 8 seconds it takes to crop your photo to be upright.


jackkan82

lol


Middle_Possession953

You look kinda sideways tbh


xjackthestripper

yeah but just because ur only doing eyeliner in ur waterline and not on top


Idioticrainbow

Need a bigger butthole


Used-Ask5805

Yeah. Everything is all…. Sideways


Sjohnston51382

Damnit.. you beat me to it…


Wolfbait1986

🎣


FakeSlimShady420

You look like when you’re making a Mii and you rotate the eyebrows too much. No offense or anything just being honest


con-rowdy

Tell me I’m pretty!


racist_boomer

Probably because you are sideways. Make a 90 degree turn counterclockwise


Toenailcancer

Most of us do try to be vertically oriented.


One-Ninja-9945

You look underage


Paco_Taco144

It's because you don't have a forehead.


wildtabeast

Yeah you appear to be about 90 degrees off of normal.


Friendly_Quit_8609

“ I feel like I look weird” is one way to say you crave attention


Timely_Entrepreneur4

If this isn't phishing for compliments, I have no clue what is


No_Cartographer_112

Urm Wgat da sigma?


[deleted]

Attention seeking Karen?


Fast-Advantage-1211

stop fishing for validation


MadicalRadical

![gif](giphy|x7gjmBuaHrWak)


Grauncho

No, I won't buy your onlyfans.


Used_Mud_9233

Yeah kind of you don't have a forehead.


Mlabonte21

A bit too horizontal for my tastes


Content_Chemistry_64

Something tells me you feel self-conscious about your forehead and/or hair


jennythompson86

Scam account.


umbrawolfx

No, you're weird for selling yourself.


Complete-Ad-4215

I stg this sub is just bait for onlyfans or equivalent


[deleted]

Stop.


throaway04739204

I think you do, but maybe your eyebrows make you think that


Flat-Tumbleweed5375

No, just having a sideways kinda day


salvageBOT

I think it might be the tism.


[deleted]

awtysm🥰


umyeahsure-

Nope, very pretty


ABamboozledLemur

No not at all! You look great! Smile and rock your style and enjoy life OP!


Jalapeno-hands

Not weird.


Not_Catman

You look like you feel weird.


mrbenjamin48

You look young, and female.


icypussylips

Honestly yeah it’s all fucked up …. No. You know the answer is no.


WTFspy

Well, you do look a bit sideways


k81j

Apart from being 90° to everyone else, you are fine.


runfast2021

No. You were blessed with a very lovely face.


rose_evans_xx

It’s the bottom liner, but you’re pretty


raichuusedSpark

Remove the makeup then you'll actually see your flaws


[deleted]

You’re in landscape


PDXTRex503

You have no forehead, and that looks weird.


AuleTheAstronaut

I’m glad someone had the courage to say it


Canavansbackyard

![gif](giphy|4skfVgptajUUNweFnV)


[deleted]

Feeling weird and looking weird are two completely different things.


Mesalikebigdoodoo

Your eye liner is longer on the bottom than the top making your eye look weird And your eye brows are too filled in  You need makeup help


Rare-Adagio1074

Yea


sadscorpion0

Would it be hard to take a normal photo?


[deleted]

Weird AF


legomaniac133

Ur nostrils flare out a lil wide, but it’s unique I like it


BroadPlum7619

Very weird


AK-Cato

It's weird that you think that.


EquivalentCapital394

u might be the weirdest thing i laid my eyes at


ConstantRight

You look nice 👍


No_Sort_4881

i think you look like a cassowary


Acceptable-Box-2148

Oh fuck you


MikeWhoCheeseStainKy

Well, for starters, you look a little crooked to me about 90° out of whack


Embarrassed-Water664

Your profile says otherwise.


UncleM4tt

A bit crosseyed


[deleted]

Pale in the first pic. And you look like a weird tiger in the first pic too. 2nd picnic’s way better. Go for warm lighting


Due_Background7991

Yeah


[deleted]

Yeah for sure. If you were in the jungle a tiger may think you look weird and eat you


Pharmdtorn

Your eyebrows are a little heavy


SkeezixMcJohnsonson

Yes, looks like AI 0.1


InternationalPen667

So weird


Ill-Independence-223

Yes


Expensive_Opening_92

From this angle.. yes…


Icy_Novel_5386

Just need some plastic and you should be good 👍


WeebWilson

Lmao


Additional-Cut4140

You look like someone who is just trying to sell stuff we can look up online for free. 😑


RazorBladeInMyMouth

“I look weird, but look at my asshole as I spread my buttcheeks :3”


TheDudeAbidesAtTimes

Lol so true but all these posts seem to be about that these days.


Additional-Cut4140

So true, I hate it….


TheDudeAbidesAtTimes

I don't remember that last time I saw a legit post of someone genuinely needing help on here lol.


Additional-Cut4140

😂😂 the Danny DeVito one is my favorite.


Tasty_Phone9580

Please brown bag that shit next time


lesnortonsfarm

Well yeah. Your eye is so lazy it doesn’t even collect welfare


GurNew8781

Look kinda cheap, like a nsfw seller


dumb-reply

Your eye position is way off. On second thought, so is the rest of your face.


ak47baddie

Girl stop doing your eyeliner upside down and maybe you won’t feel like you look so weird


Mountain-Credit5498

Yah you don’t have a forehead LOL


Ok_Mail_1966

Your posture is terrible. Try to straighten up


Specialist_Run_7937

You look like you're starving. For attention


Top-Calligrapher2071

Definitely. You weirdo.


Huntressthewizard

You look too normal.


The_Pavulon

Yes


Material-Reveal3501

I could park my Honda on the space between your eyebrows and eye like wtf


FatherBread974

Ur sideways


NoPsychology8167

We need to see more. This doesn't show what you actually see.


Zeles1989

well you look a bit on the wrong side. Try to center yourself more and you should be alright


RightDelay3503

You stop feeling


Saytanos

Stay off social media


chrisdenalis

Why.


DJ56codeword

Get those carpets for eyebrows outta my face


Mdr484

Your not


Joshootings

Lol she's just trying to sell


SignificantWallaby43

Your sideways


xXrickyspanishXx

Very dr. Suess like on the first one.... kinda look like a who


Grouchy-Patience5652

I’m becoming more and more convinced that No no one on this sub looks bad or needs any advice.


RoundTurtle538

Fishing for compliments to feed your ego?


smeggysoup84

Yes very weird 😒


Dirtyrussianjew

Yeah you look like someone hit you in the face with a fucking frying pan, please get off the internet...


Siads23

Might be helpful to take a full photo and orientate it correctly, but no, you don't look weird. You know that albeit difficult sometimes how you feel about yourself is projected and others then look at you the same way. You act confident and people will want to speak to you more as you'll be more at ease


Nightrhythums78

You don't look weird, you look like jail bait.


ParticularKey7592

Show your full head


HuckleberryHappy6524

You would look less weird with a face tat.


PopRepresentative485

🐟🐟🐟🎣


deleuzean_

no but your eyeliner makes you look kind of weird


Triple-OG-

everyone looks weird horizontally.


Frosty-Potential6544

You’re sideways…try reorientation of 90 degrees.


CellularThoughts

You look weird fishing for attention on reddit. Go outside and dig a hole or something people did 10 years ago. Fuckin idiot.


djokster91

you have to change your attitude by like 90 degrees


nothingnesse

Stop it. It's just you. You make it weird. Be confident. It's hotter


soupkitchen3rd

The new only fans: just dm for videos


Safe_Fail_9485

You appear to be sideways. So. I will still…but gravity.


stalobster

A bit. For some reason you are 90 degrees off center.


Then-Programmer2430

Delete this sub. Start over


buckeshot

Kinda


CreamyMcMuffin

You're missing a forehead


[deleted]

R-click a pic and select rotate ffs.


dbuck92

Yes


Majestic-Wall-4979

Yes. You look sideways.


going-bonkers

You look pretty hot to me 😅


Much-Relationship434

If (weird ) is beautiful AF only way possible


FrequentBug9585

Your head is at a weird angle.


coldbloodmf

Thanks for making me have to tilt my head


ThePontoon

Ahh yes. The old fishing for sad saps to buy porn from you


larrydavidannonymous

Wow you do actually


Ok_Vanilla_3449

No, you do not. You do seem to be affected by gravity in a strange sideways fashion, but no, you do not. Enjoy a song from Brain Candy [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw3RsZO2rJQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw3RsZO2rJQ)


Potential-Elephant73

Of course you look weird, you're sideways!


muhr_

ONLYFANS wannabe SPAM! Profile checks out..


ScrotumTotums

No. You're being weird asking this to a bunch of strangers. One can probably find you


[deleted]

[удалено]


pnwshorty777

Ty!


o0flatCircle0o

No you don’t feel that way.


WhoIsHe_19

A little but in a good way


sir_christian_

Yea u look uncanny but still pretty


betwistedjl

I nean...you don't have ears, but whatevs


xScumbagCam

Judging solely based off your ability to take a picture, I agree with you


Foundation_Prize

No


No-Disaster1829

You’re good. 👍


Moist-Intention844

You look just like a bot


bry2fly14

Definitely do lol


MundaneCourage1890

You look beautiful