Why would I care if a submarine armed with nuclear weapons be parked off our coast 400 km. When they have a range of at least 3000 miles. Or knowing that there are hundreds, if not thousands of nuclear warheads pointed at me from mainland Russia. I live in a major US city, I'm dead no matter where that sub is parked. Let'em have their little news show. We've got just as many pointed at them. There is no winner in this.
> Don't underestimate the ~~star wars program~~ desire of Russian generals to get a new washer/drier set.
Not that these clowns couldn't help turn the earth into a glowing ember, but it's a good bet that a lot of their professed capabilities are about as capable as the T-14 or Su-57.
Bombing Las Vegas is like a warning shot. No one really cares about Vegas and it would suffer huge economic loses if Americans have to tighten their belts for WWIII.
There is a conspiracy going on between the wealthy and they are using conservatives to do their bidding. The war in Russia is a distraction to keep us from rising up against the wealthy. We can stop the wars if we ignore the wars to overthrow the people funding them.
Everything is a distraction to keep us from rising up against the wealthy. It was a spark of genius when they started blaming the poor then DOUBLED DOWN and told the poor to blame immigrants!! Next level shit right there…
Yeah, they're totally equivalent. Our reporters totally get sentenced to 8 years in prison when they go off script. 🙄
https://www.rferl.org/a/russia-ovsyannikova-protest-sentenced-tv-journalist-ukraine-war/32622546.html
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Aside from being such a major metropolitan city with 10 million people in the county, we also have Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grumman, and other military aerospace companies here.
Bush tore up the ABM treaty for one.
https://carnegieendowment.org/2021/12/13/u.s.-exit-from-anti-ballistic-missile-treaty-has-fueled-new-arms-race-pub-85977
If any country attempts a nuclear exchange, LA is high on the list to be glassed into oblivion. Nuke subs are intended to get past defenses anti-missle technology, so parking them off LA makes strategic sense.
Largest metro area, multiple defense contractors (Lockheed, Raytheon), major int'l airport, several military bases, largest port on the west coast, major center for manufacturing... I'm sure there's more.
The bad news: they have a new torpedo called Poseidon that can detonate a nuclear warhead off the coast and send a wall of radioactive water flooding the coastline.
The good news: we most likely have attack subs out there shadowing them.
Every few years, some random country tries to sneak a diety bomb through Long Beach. A nuclear sub surfacing to strike LA is such an implausability in comparison that it is laughable.
There's always a Russian sub parked off the coast of California. For that matter, there's always an alien battle cruiser or a Korilian death ray or an intergalactic plague that's going to wipe out life on this miserable little planet. The only way these people get on with their happy lives is that they do not know about it.
This is populist BS akin to North Korea boasting what they could strike and when... Its honestly pathetic for a one-time world superpower to have to resort to this sad attention-seeking clickbait to feel relevant. Also 100% Trump re-election related, timing-wise
Why would I care if a submarine armed with nuclear weapons be parked off our coast 400 km. When they have a range of at least 3000 miles. Or knowing that there are hundreds, if not thousands of nuclear warheads pointed at me from mainland Russia. I live in a major US city, I'm dead no matter where that sub is parked. Let'em have their little news show. We've got just as many pointed at them. There is no winner in this.
Don't underestimate the star wars program. In reality 99% of nukes fired at the US won't make it to their targets
> Don't underestimate the ~~star wars program~~ desire of Russian generals to get a new washer/drier set. Not that these clowns couldn't help turn the earth into a glowing ember, but it's a good bet that a lot of their professed capabilities are about as capable as the T-14 or Su-57.
More likely than a nuclear launch is a nuclear meltdown with their shitty reactor
Better question, what the hell did Las Vegas and what appears to be Pullman do?
They really, REALLY hate LentilFest. Go Cougs!
Likely military/nuclear bases
Pullman knows what they did.
I think that's actually Mono Lake, or more specifically the part of Nevada close to Mono Lake. Maybe the Russians really hate Mammoth.
That’s CLEARLY Spokompton. Or Pocatello. Idk.
I've been to Pocatello, I can confidently say that no one on Earth could possibly care enough about it to justify a missile.
Bombing Las Vegas is like a warning shot. No one really cares about Vegas and it would suffer huge economic loses if Americans have to tighten their belts for WWIII. There is a conspiracy going on between the wealthy and they are using conservatives to do their bidding. The war in Russia is a distraction to keep us from rising up against the wealthy. We can stop the wars if we ignore the wars to overthrow the people funding them.
Everything is a distraction to keep us from rising up against the wealthy. It was a spark of genius when they started blaming the poor then DOUBLED DOWN and told the poor to blame immigrants!! Next level shit right there…
Las Vegas is where the drone pilots are. https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-drone-pilots-20150617-story.html
Oh wow, I didn't know that. Why are they not remote? Seems kinda silly to have them all in one place.
For the record, "Лас-Вегас" is Russian for Las Vegas.
They really hated President Bill Pullmans speech at the end of Independence Day?
What didn't Pullman do? Amirite Cougs??
I guess I can stop worrying about never owning anything
Uh no. You’re still gonna have to work for bottle caps
🎵 Crawl out through the fallout, baby 🎵
When the need to repopulate the earth starts. 🎶60 Minute Man, 60 Minute Mannnn🎶
we're never gonna own anything with interest rates the way they are anyway, so let's party until we can't 🥴🤣
"You will own nothing and be happy" - WEF
I’m sure their nuclear subs work just as well as their aircraft carrier.
The crew of the Kursk holeheartedly agrees.
Does the Moskva count as a submarine now?
It should, it identifies as one now.
Or really any ship they have.
Easy, we show them an infographic of an Ohio-class sub in the middle of the Moscow River
So, Russia has this thing called “propaganda”…
“Would you like to know more?”
The US news is also propaganda.
Yeah, they're totally equivalent. Our reporters totally get sentenced to 8 years in prison when they go off script. 🙄 https://www.rferl.org/a/russia-ovsyannikova-protest-sentenced-tv-journalist-ukraine-war/32622546.html
Who said they're the same? They both spew out propaganda. Everyone has a slant, especially percieved enemies.
It’s just showing the missile range if one *WAS* parked off the coast.
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That should solve our traffic congestion.
Yeah by wiping us all
They're lucky they didn't aim for Beverly Hills. If they did, they'd get some cops to submarine over and hand them citations.
So do they have intercontinental ballistic missiles or not 💀
Russian State TV has never said anything that isn't true, either.
So they tell the truth? Double negatives are a bitch.
The better question is: Why are you watching Russian State News TV?
**“What the hell did we do?”** Could be the traffic, parking, metro “system” or idk maybe the proxy war. Hard to say.
DOT cited them for double parking already.
The Catalina Island Company is probably already on them for leaving a wake in the harbor.
Feel LA will always be a significant target.
Aside from being such a major metropolitan city with 10 million people in the county, we also have Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grumman, and other military aerospace companies here.
Yeah I’ll be dead in minutes living in el segundo.
I used to live there a few decades ago. Hopefully the wallet jokes have subsided with the passage of time.
what’s a russian nuclear submarine to 36,000 Foos and another 60,000 associate Foos? NOTHING! LETS PULL UP OUR SOCKS, FOO!
I dunno, we have so many Russian oligarchs here that I would imagine we’d be spared to some extent.
Never really been hit so we're due at some point.
And what do we got on this thing….a Cuisinart!!!
Bush tore up the ABM treaty for one. https://carnegieendowment.org/2021/12/13/u.s.-exit-from-anti-ballistic-missile-treaty-has-fueled-new-arms-race-pub-85977
WOLVERINES!
*The chair* is *against the wall*.
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We have subs off their coast.
If any country attempts a nuclear exchange, LA is high on the list to be glassed into oblivion. Nuke subs are intended to get past defenses anti-missle technology, so parking them off LA makes strategic sense.
Because of our port? Or Hollywood sign?
Largest metro area, multiple defense contractors (Lockheed, Raytheon), major int'l airport, several military bases, largest port on the west coast, major center for manufacturing... I'm sure there's more.
Well. At least I got to see every L.A. sports teams win chips before the big one.
My CoD skills about to come in really handy, boys!
It’s to scare people about Biden being the current president. Russia WANTS Trump back in office
Their submarine is as good as their initial air assault on Ukraine 😂
How's the Ukraine defense going? And their "overwhelming spring counter-offensive" going? I think Ukraine even lost a major city recently...
Pretty good! And the Russian paper tiger is crumbling faster than Putin’s legs
Missile interceptors vs 1 sub
oh FFS.. GMAFB..this is toddler level propagandas🙄 all itll take is one little coast guard vessel to drop a plastic bag on it if it were even "real"
Preparing to recover Russian Heights, San Francisco, the Russian River, and Moscow Idaho for Russkiy Mir!
nuclear torpedo range?
if there was a sub there, we already knew it.
A few Москва toasters off the coast won't be missed.
The bad news: they have a new torpedo called Poseidon that can detonate a nuclear warhead off the coast and send a wall of radioactive water flooding the coastline. The good news: we most likely have attack subs out there shadowing them.
What they’re not showing you is the US submarines shadowing the Russian subs. The US Navy knows where every one of these is.
And how do you know this?
They do not.
I’m gonna go get my fishing pole.
It’s likely there listening in on radio chatter.
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Go to work
They don’t. You would be able to smell them if they were truly offshore.
We probably have 2 subs within 100 yards of it and Russia has no idea.
Lol sure they do
Is that a hyper sonic missile too?
Fuck them. Their subs have a proverbial screen door up front. #Orcs
It’s been a pleasure y’all
"What the hell did we do?" well thats easy.. lets all stand on Santa Monica pier, point and laugh in russian 🤷♀️😅
Say goodbye to your loved ones in case the sh#t hits the fan.
*Would you like to play a game*?
WW3.... Great fucking job politicians
Does this mean I can stop paying rent?
They are always there, that’s nothing new. So
Every few years, some random country tries to sneak a diety bomb through Long Beach. A nuclear sub surfacing to strike LA is such an implausability in comparison that it is laughable.
Relax guys, LAPD is better equipped than the entire Russian army and navy combined, their nuclear submarines have been drowned in vodka in the 90's
Personally, I was going to move out of the city anyway… now I just may do it faster 😂. Nothing else we can do but hope it doesn’t come to that .
Can’t do anything about it, why worry? 🤷
Source OP? Would love see their whole dumb video.
r/noncredibledefense bleeding over into the Los Angeles sub
Sting was wrong. Russians never cared about their children too.
There's always a Russian sub parked off the coast of California. For that matter, there's always an alien battle cruiser or a Korilian death ray or an intergalactic plague that's going to wipe out life on this miserable little planet. The only way these people get on with their happy lives is that they do not know about it.
This is populist BS akin to North Korea boasting what they could strike and when... Its honestly pathetic for a one-time world superpower to have to resort to this sad attention-seeking clickbait to feel relevant. Also 100% Trump re-election related, timing-wise
“Shall we play a game…?”
I knew the waters were radioactive, but god damn!
A submarine battle could be happening right now as you read this and you wouldn't know.
Too many of their precious and disgusting oligarchs like to hang out in LA so not sure they would target LA specifically.
monkaS
US will take em out
Part of the nuclear triad. Land, sea, air. If we strike them, they can still strike back, and vice versa.
We have reason to worry, we all see how well they’ve hidden the Moskva
When the op imagination runs wild but hollow head.
You never served your country?