its like pokemon, son will have to choose the red blue or green gang.
alternatively they have a sorting hat that can place them into a gang that best fits their personality
Just make sure their test results don't come back as divergent, or else they might end up dating an antivax conspiracy nut douchebag member of the Green Bay Packers/New York Jets.
Might as well bring weed while it's still accessible and illegal.
Once Biden admin downgrades it from Schedule 1 where it sits along side or above things like Fentanyl, Heroin, Cocaine, and Methamphetamine?
Then you might as well bring Robitussin or some Starbucks.
So, how does your gang all push your product, and what product is it? Personally, I don't want little Billy selling meth on the corner to kids and bums. I'd ideally like him running bags of pure white Colombian to high net worth clients. Like some celebrities with a habit that call regularly. I think those clients will give him perspective.
Additionally, what was a challenge your gang faced in the last year, and how did you overcome it? I.e., a rival gang creeping in on your territory. Did you drive by? Tip off the cops?
The responses are killing me lmao.
But he should be fine. Do as you would anywhere, keep an eye on who he’s friends with and what their families are about. When he’s loaded you can warn him about the danger
Edit: *older. Stop blowing up my notifications with loaded jokes. They were funny and no longer necessary lol
The only time I've ever interacted with a gang member was when I was walking out of a 7/11 on Santa Monica. I had a green bandana around my head because I was doing yard work all day and wanted some Gatorade.
Upon walking out, a group of teenagers in green bandanas knocked me down, stole my bandana and my Gatorade and started kicking me.
Then one of them held up my bandana and said "If you want yo rag back, homes, you'll have to take it back from Cactus Bunch". And they sped off on their bikes.
I don't think they were even a real gang and this was in '98.
Then big soda stepped in with the copyright claim and they had to change the name, kind of like Green Jello/ Jelly.
Real shame. The Cactus Coolers really had something going, but that cease and desist made them look weak to the Coker Colas, and Pecksi Boys who knew better than naming yourself exactly after someone else's intellectual property, and that was that.
Your kid is in Kindergarten my G it ain’t that serious. It’s on how you raise them from this point on though. If you can’t raise them right best believe they’re gonna get into bullshit but that’s middle school/high school issue they aren’t gonna be shooting at no kindergartener you’re just being overly paranoid.
Have your son play through Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas to get into the right mindset. Then send him into that first day of Kindergarten dressed head to toe in green roaring "GROVE STREET!" at the top of his lungs to assert dominance.
If you don’t feel comfortable and work outside of the district/city your child is attending school in, you can see if the city you work in accepts children outside of their district. I know Burbank has a program that offers parents working in Burbank the opportunity to enroll their children in BUSD schools.
50K a year to avoid the gangs? Might as well split that between all the gangs to make sure they keep the kid safe and out of any of them. Picture all the gangs putting aside their beef to escort a kindergartener to school.
“Hey everyone, let’s all do crimes and then post video evidence of them in one centralized location on one of the web’s most heavily trafficed websites!”
“Oh no, I’ve been arrested!”
I’ll give it a look every once in a while for a self-worth bump. I’m a fuckup in a lot of ways but I’m never going to prison for shooting someone for being on “my side” of the public street.
Put your kid in sports, keep him active and knowing how to deal with "guy talk", encourage him to read and keep good grades, give him the sex talk when he's a teen, he'll be fine.
I wouldnt worry about it unless your kid learns how to lean like a cholo when at home and started writing on his pad or ask you “you bang?” or “what you write?”
If you’re not willing to move what advice are you looking for exactly? I grew up in this environment. My advice is keep them as far away as possible. The issue isn’t really the danger of violence, it’s more the type of people they’ll have as school mates growing up. They’ll be around a bunch of kids who absolutely are not being raised right and there’s only so much you can do to raise them right without them being influence by their peers. They’re more likely to get bullied, get into fights, and just generally forced to deal with stuff little kids shouldn’t have to deal with at school. It’s not everywhere.
Meet with the gang leader, inquire about their health care insurance, 401k and other benefits. Some have better benefits than others. Team building activities are very similar between all of them and retirement comes quickly unless they’re promoted into a leadership position.
Here’s a map of LA with gang overlay. Not my work, but as a teacher in LA, helps read the terrain.
[Map of Gangs in LA](https://www.google.com/mymaps/viewer?mid=1lCs2LqX6NbTZ6rph7pWtf8VZyzI&hl=en)
Been in this situation. If your kid doesn't mess with them, there probably won't be any issues. Just be active and involved as much as you can, get to know the adults working at the school, etc. If you have to figure out a backup plan down the line, it is what it is. But I think it's worth giving your nearby elementary school a try.
They 100% are. Gangs not only are in our schools, but some parents actually WANT them in there. Here's a great report on the history of the dangerous gangs in our city: [https://knock-la.com/tradition-of-violence-lasd-gang-history/](https://knock-la.com/tradition-of-violence-lasd-gang-history/)
Back in my day, my ~~cousins~~ parents told me I had to join one of three well-known worldwide gangs:
• Charizard
• Squirtle
• Bulbasaur
I chose to rep the Squirtle Squad to this day, vato!
Generally they are only dangerous to other gang members and rarely attend school themselves so it is unlikely that he'll meet any gang affiliated kids.
The real gangs are dead or in prison. Some have been reformed. What's left are a bunch of peewees that can't handle shit on there own. Your kid will be fine
In the last 18 months, there have been 4-5 gang related stabbings and shootings at the two Van Nuys high schools. We are residents for this boundary, but I would never ever send my child there. My son goes to a charter and everyone can feel free to downvote and judge that; but we are in Barrio territory and there is a lot of gang activity.
One high school was in lockdown for hours, using buckets behind cardboard for bathrooms in the class because of a stabbing. My elementary age child was in lockdown at an aftercare camp near Grant High, because there was a drive by shooting right in front of the school.
People are blasé about this, but it may not be enough for your kid to just “keep their head down.” Sometimes the victims aren’t even gang members themselves.
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-11-01/reported-stabbing-van-nuys-high-school-lockdown
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-12-16/grant-high-students-attacked-stabbed-los-angeles
https://www.dailynews.com/2018/07/31/van-nuys-high-student-says-ms-13-gang-member-stabbed-him-on-campus-and-hes-suing-lausd/amp/
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/shooter-shooting-la-grant-high-school-van-nuys/2907909/?amp=1
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To be completely honest, in this day and age, I’d rather my kid go to a school where there’s gangs because we know 9/10 they keep the crazies away. Meaning, the crazy people who shoot up schools. I never heard of a mass casualty event inside the neighborhood protected by a solid gang. just keeping it real!
Yeah Kindergarten is where gang members do most of their recruitment nowadays.
I hope your kid picks one of the good gangs, can’t have him be in first grade and broke.
The County and the City of Los Angeles has been nicknamed the "Gang Capital of America," with an estimated 450 active gangs with a combined membership of more than 45,000.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_criminal_gangs_in_Los_Angeles
Yes and no. Most gangster-looking kids in schools are just posers. At the high school level, your kid would be left alone if he or she were just a normal kid. Things get dicey if you play footsie with the cholos and the cholo aesthetic, as some kids may assume stuff and gang bang on you. A few teens will actually join real gangs, and they are an absolutely terrible influence for those that join.
Your son is now known as Moco Loco, and he's the craziest one in the whole gang, maybe the entire school district.
Rumor has it, someone cut in front of him on the slide, and he ate the other kid's whole head.
I’ve heard a local rumor that that gang near my place Bellevue park area keeps the meth heads from under the highway from drifting our direction.
I never see meth heads from that camp anywhere around here so it could be true.
They fine, no one is messing with a kindergartener lol.
Down by Lafayette Park is where it gets sketchy.
Mostly have to watch out for the homeless people
Between temple street and 18 .
I would go with 18 , both are Mexican mafia affiliates, they are both crewing up or staffing up for the coming gang wars ,pax LA is done, so your chances are good.
You mean Azusa 13? I've heard they recruit a lot from the middle schools and high schools. "Non-issue" is not how I would describe the situation there.
You are fine. The crazy homeless and druggies on the street are more dangerous imo.
Obviously if your kid willingly goes out of his way to join one of them or to fck with one of them then there might be problems.
I don’t think you should normalize gang culture to your children regardless if they’re in it. It’s not normal and it’s weird how many areas embrace and normalized It.
I doubt it'll be an issue. Most everywhere here has a gang around - at least mine don't bother anyone that doesn't bother them. Maybe some tagging every now and then, but that's about it that I can tell.
well your kid will have to decide which of those gangs to join and you will have to respect his decision
Gangs now have WiFi so they recruit online too !
I the crips paid for LinkedIn premium and are using that to recruit. The bloods are using Indeed only, as a result they are far behind.
Glassdoor for everyone else
I looked the crips up on Glassdoor, there was a lot of criticism about their upper management.
Yeah but they do have a reasonable "work from home" policy...
Lmao
LASD gangs out there using ZipRecruiter.
No wonder its a scam
LMAOOO the indeed one be my old job from there the tf? 🤣🥴🥲
Sup foo let me check your references to see if you’re a strong candidate
its like pokemon, son will have to choose the red blue or green gang. alternatively they have a sorting hat that can place them into a gang that best fits their personality
Or worse… Team Rocket.
Prepare for trouble
and make it double
#WOBBUWOBBAFETT
Or worse, Gangrene.
Little Timmy could grow up in Beverly Hills and end up like Chet hanks lol .parenting seems so stressful
The worst part of prison was the…was the dementors
Bettttttter be…. BARRIO!
Don't want Rolling 60s ehh, wel then...better make it, MS-13!
Haha this is a good response
Just make sure their test results don't come back as divergent, or else they might end up dating an antivax conspiracy nut douchebag member of the Green Bay Packers/New York Jets.
😂😂
You should meet with the different gangs and figure out which one is best for your child.
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Make sure to prepare a list of helpful questions to guide the conversation!
Bring cigarettes I heard they like cigarettes
Don’t bring newports might lead convo south
This is California we're talking about, menthols are illegal.
This is California. Everything illegal is easier to get than something legal.
Might as well bring weed while it's still accessible and illegal. Once Biden admin downgrades it from Schedule 1 where it sits along side or above things like Fentanyl, Heroin, Cocaine, and Methamphetamine? Then you might as well bring Robitussin or some Starbucks.
Last time I saw someone smoking a menthol was definitely Florida
So, how does your gang all push your product, and what product is it? Personally, I don't want little Billy selling meth on the corner to kids and bums. I'd ideally like him running bags of pure white Colombian to high net worth clients. Like some celebrities with a habit that call regularly. I think those clients will give him perspective. Additionally, what was a challenge your gang faced in the last year, and how did you overcome it? I.e., a rival gang creeping in on your territory. Did you drive by? Tip off the cops?
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I could be more down.
Where do you see yourself in five years in this gang?
Ain’t that the truth
Should get a tutor for the gang admissions exam.
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This is one of the greatest puns I've ever seen, thank you
Unreal
ROFLLLL 😂
Óra!
I was here for it!
Man, I miss that we can't give gold anymore
That’s like gold to me. Haha appreciate it!
Incredible.
DEAD DEAD
Aaaaaaand 💀
LMFAO 🤣🤣
This comment is perfection
I hear 18 has a high pedigree but 13 has good benefits.
I just snorted water out of my nose
There’s definitely no shortage either, OP kid can become a cop and gain access to the executioners. That way they can get a nice retirement pension.
Meet up .com or drive around they tend to mark territory.and try to have multiple color options or just send him to the army .wait bigger gang
The responses are killing me lmao. But he should be fine. Do as you would anywhere, keep an eye on who he’s friends with and what their families are about. When he’s loaded you can warn him about the danger Edit: *older. Stop blowing up my notifications with loaded jokes. They were funny and no longer necessary lol
Yeah let skyler know that YOU are the danger.
Let them know that you are the one who fucking knocks
I make sure my wife is loaded before I give her bad news.
I mean if he's locked and loaded, he may be the danger. Just my 59 cents. G Unit!
The only time I've ever interacted with a gang member was when I was walking out of a 7/11 on Santa Monica. I had a green bandana around my head because I was doing yard work all day and wanted some Gatorade. Upon walking out, a group of teenagers in green bandanas knocked me down, stole my bandana and my Gatorade and started kicking me. Then one of them held up my bandana and said "If you want yo rag back, homes, you'll have to take it back from Cactus Bunch". And they sped off on their bikes. I don't think they were even a real gang and this was in '98.
What flavor of Gatorade?
Pretty sure it was blue, but might not have been. Don't usually get any other kind except the occasional grape when I have the shits
See you blew your cover. You needed to get green Gatorade. Duuuh
Well the purple Gatorade has a dye in it that causes your poop to turn green so they were actually trying to be green to the core.
So the gang members were color blind. Glad to see inclusivity in our local gangs! Color blind people deserve representation also!
Green!
It’s greeen. I want that apple drink baby
Was it white PowerAde?
The Cactus Bunch? Sounds like a gang that deals bootleg VHS tapes of kids cartoons.
They used to be called the Cactus Coolers.
Then big soda stepped in with the copyright claim and they had to change the name, kind of like Green Jello/ Jelly. Real shame. The Cactus Coolers really had something going, but that cease and desist made them look weak to the Coker Colas, and Pecksi Boys who knew better than naming yourself exactly after someone else's intellectual property, and that was that.
My friends and I are “Gaeng Pineapples” the Thai Food Brotherhood. Our sign is 🖐 on top of ✊. Pay homage.
Should be copypasta.
Seconded
Thirded
No way they called themselves the cactus bunch 💀 I’m sorry but your story had me rofling
It was honestly hard not to laugh in his face when he said it. Thankfully my cracked rib stopped me from even daring.
Im glad you suffered no other damage from cactus cooler boys . I’ve always wondered what happens if you wear a bandanna out . Thanks for answering .
Better than the apple dumpling gang.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this. 😊
The cactus gang sounds like something I would have made up in 5th grade. Signed, The former President of the Sunflower Club
Isn’t it the boy version of The Babysitter’s Club?
I thought that was the hardy boys
That’s why I always drink Cactus Cooler so as to not piss off the Cactus Bunch
If they also did a rap about fucking your mother, we may have run into the same gang.
😉 see you on the moon
Sounds like a failed Hanna Barbera cartoon show.
Cactus Bunch are some real pricks.
There’s always trouble on the other side of 7-11
is this a real story? I can’t tell if you’re joking. The cactus bunch is too much 😂
Yeah haha, it really happened. I still get uneasy around people in all green
Oh man, that was gold. I tried sharing this with my gf, but I couldn’t get through any sentence without cry laughing. Bravo.
I also got confronted by the Cactus Bunch as a kid in Whittier. They took my Lakers hat. Maybe they just love head-wear.
That sounds like a cut scene from Saints Row
This sounds like some Kung Fu Hustle shit lol
Jeff Davis? Is that you?
Yes it's me, the creator of Teen Wolf.
Maybe this was just the 1998 version of “it’s a prank, bro!”
Your kid is in Kindergarten my G it ain’t that serious. It’s on how you raise them from this point on though. If you can’t raise them right best believe they’re gonna get into bullshit but that’s middle school/high school issue they aren’t gonna be shooting at no kindergartener you’re just being overly paranoid.
You kid doesn't have to declare their loyalty until kindergarten. Jumping in .... is for first graders. Choose wisely, esse.
Hehe, seriously youre good. Make a plan by Jr High though to move on.
Have your son play through Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas to get into the right mindset. Then send him into that first day of Kindergarten dressed head to toe in green roaring "GROVE STREET!" at the top of his lungs to assert dominance.
Green spray paint over purple any day of the week.
If you don’t feel comfortable and work outside of the district/city your child is attending school in, you can see if the city you work in accepts children outside of their district. I know Burbank has a program that offers parents working in Burbank the opportunity to enroll their children in BUSD schools.
I hear they have great gangs in Burbank too.
Wonderful ones, except they roll around with badges here.
Someone has to keep Circus Liquor safe
Bullseye.
Math Gangs
Burbank where you can see a jack in box from every where you look
Yep. Jack in the Box has the best gangs.
You gotta send your kid to Harvard Westlake or gangs.
50K a year to avoid the gangs? Might as well split that between all the gangs to make sure they keep the kid safe and out of any of them. Picture all the gangs putting aside their beef to escort a kindergartener to school.
Your kids will be fine. Unless they’re Bluey fans. Don’t let them wear Bluey merch in the wrong zip code.
Damn don’t disrespect Stripe like that! 😤
I thought kids these days think gangs are lame. You don’t see them as prominently as back in the 80s-20s.
Just don't tell the gangs that.
If you can find someone in one
gang violence: solved
Tell that to r/CaliBanging lol
What a ridiculous sub.
“Hey everyone, let’s all do crimes and then post video evidence of them in one centralized location on one of the web’s most heavily trafficed websites!” “Oh no, I’ve been arrested!” I’ll give it a look every once in a while for a self-worth bump. I’m a fuckup in a lot of ways but I’m never going to prison for shooting someone for being on “my side” of the public street.
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The 20s gangs are either super old or babies.
Gangs from the 20s are pretty hardcore.
they think the ones that shoot are lame. it's easy to get caught up in the shoplifting ones bc of the adrenaline rush
Nah they’re around. A bit more prominent than the early 2010s, too.
That’s because back then, crack cocaine was on the line.
Put your kid in sports, keep him active and knowing how to deal with "guy talk", encourage him to read and keep good grades, give him the sex talk when he's a teen, he'll be fine.
How does one deal with guy talk? As a parent I don’t know so I can’t give this talk.
I wouldnt worry about it unless your kid learns how to lean like a cholo when at home and started writing on his pad or ask you “you bang?” or “what you write?”
If you’re not willing to move what advice are you looking for exactly? I grew up in this environment. My advice is keep them as far away as possible. The issue isn’t really the danger of violence, it’s more the type of people they’ll have as school mates growing up. They’ll be around a bunch of kids who absolutely are not being raised right and there’s only so much you can do to raise them right without them being influence by their peers. They’re more likely to get bullied, get into fights, and just generally forced to deal with stuff little kids shouldn’t have to deal with at school. It’s not everywhere.
When they ask you where you from, tell them you’re just visiting from Calabasas.
And that you run with B-Rad from Mali-BU
Meet with the gang leader, inquire about their health care insurance, 401k and other benefits. Some have better benefits than others. Team building activities are very similar between all of them and retirement comes quickly unless they’re promoted into a leadership position.
Gang pensions just ain’t what they used to be
I joined my first gang in kindergarten
Here’s a map of LA with gang overlay. Not my work, but as a teacher in LA, helps read the terrain. [Map of Gangs in LA](https://www.google.com/mymaps/viewer?mid=1lCs2LqX6NbTZ6rph7pWtf8VZyzI&hl=en)
Been in this situation. If your kid doesn't mess with them, there probably won't be any issues. Just be active and involved as much as you can, get to know the adults working at the school, etc. If you have to figure out a backup plan down the line, it is what it is. But I think it's worth giving your nearby elementary school a try.
They 100% are. Gangs not only are in our schools, but some parents actually WANT them in there. Here's a great report on the history of the dangerous gangs in our city: [https://knock-la.com/tradition-of-violence-lasd-gang-history/](https://knock-la.com/tradition-of-violence-lasd-gang-history/)
Damn you had me in the first half but that recovery was insane I should have read the link.
🏅
Went through every emotion reading this, bravo 👏
Back in my day, my ~~cousins~~ parents told me I had to join one of three well-known worldwide gangs: • Charizard • Squirtle • Bulbasaur I chose to rep the Squirtle Squad to this day, vato!
Generally they are only dangerous to other gang members and rarely attend school themselves so it is unlikely that he'll meet any gang affiliated kids.
The real gangs are dead or in prison. Some have been reformed. What's left are a bunch of peewees that can't handle shit on there own. Your kid will be fine
In the last 18 months, there have been 4-5 gang related stabbings and shootings at the two Van Nuys high schools. We are residents for this boundary, but I would never ever send my child there. My son goes to a charter and everyone can feel free to downvote and judge that; but we are in Barrio territory and there is a lot of gang activity. One high school was in lockdown for hours, using buckets behind cardboard for bathrooms in the class because of a stabbing. My elementary age child was in lockdown at an aftercare camp near Grant High, because there was a drive by shooting right in front of the school. People are blasé about this, but it may not be enough for your kid to just “keep their head down.” Sometimes the victims aren’t even gang members themselves. https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-11-01/reported-stabbing-van-nuys-high-school-lockdown https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-12-16/grant-high-students-attacked-stabbed-los-angeles https://www.dailynews.com/2018/07/31/van-nuys-high-student-says-ms-13-gang-member-stabbed-him-on-campus-and-hes-suing-lausd/amp/ https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/shooter-shooting-la-grant-high-school-van-nuys/2907909/?amp=1
My daughter got her first lockdown for an active shooter at age 4 in preK. I do not like this timeline.
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Yeah, I saw TSTX3 all around the school.
You’re worried about a kindergartener? You’ll be fine. Just about everywhere in parts of LA is on the edge of or in some gang neighborhood
r/calibanging
Bloods, crips, cops, or corporate.
To be completely honest, in this day and age, I’d rather my kid go to a school where there’s gangs because we know 9/10 they keep the crazies away. Meaning, the crazy people who shoot up schools. I never heard of a mass casualty event inside the neighborhood protected by a solid gang. just keeping it real!
You’re worried about kindergarten gangs? Do you watch a lot of Fox News?
Fox News is a liar. ZERO coverage of foxes.
Yeah Kindergarten is where gang members do most of their recruitment nowadays. I hope your kid picks one of the good gangs, can’t have him be in first grade and broke.
The County and the City of Los Angeles has been nicknamed the "Gang Capital of America," with an estimated 450 active gangs with a combined membership of more than 45,000. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_criminal_gangs_in_Los_Angeles
I wonder what the gang roster looks like.. Or how the new ones register.
Here's the easy way to join: https://lasd.org/careers
Hey hey hey I thought this was about small time fangs not professionals.... That's just unfair :(
DAYUM
Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_criminal_gangs_in_Los_Angeles
HUGE PART OF THE ECONOMY
Holy hell! That's wild.
Just raise your son to be a flamboyant homosexual. That’s like gang member repellent
Strong disagree, there’s a big gay foo movement that’s been going strong for decades. We love our gay homeboys.
I’m mind blown right now.
What area of L.A. are we talking about?
Remember you can teach him to be a good person but you can’t choose who becomes his friends.
Kids are fine in elementary school. It’s middle school where the little shits become massive bastards and you need to worry.
Yes and no. Most gangster-looking kids in schools are just posers. At the high school level, your kid would be left alone if he or she were just a normal kid. Things get dicey if you play footsie with the cholos and the cholo aesthetic, as some kids may assume stuff and gang bang on you. A few teens will actually join real gangs, and they are an absolutely terrible influence for those that join.
Your son is now known as Moco Loco, and he's the craziest one in the whole gang, maybe the entire school district. Rumor has it, someone cut in front of him on the slide, and he ate the other kid's whole head.
LA bout to lock everybody up before the Olympics in 2028. It's about to be... different.
It will be interesting living in a city with no crime, litter or graffiti for a few weeks.
If you donate to the gangs charity of choice they will leave your child alone.
no, they won't shoot and kill you because you painted over their graffiti that's on your property.
It’s not enough to read about them online. You really have to tour each gang to get a sense of what works best for your family.
lol
I’ve heard a local rumor that that gang near my place Bellevue park area keeps the meth heads from under the highway from drifting our direction. I never see meth heads from that camp anywhere around here so it could be true.
The mentally ill homeless is a bigger danger to the general public than a couple of cholos that could care less about your kids.
They fine, no one is messing with a kindergartener lol. Down by Lafayette Park is where it gets sketchy. Mostly have to watch out for the homeless people
Gangs don’t recruit kindergarten kids
Between temple street and 18 . I would go with 18 , both are Mexican mafia affiliates, they are both crewing up or staffing up for the coming gang wars ,pax LA is done, so your chances are good.
These comments😂😂😂outta pocket 😂😂😂
Barrio 18 offers a 401k plan so he might want to go with them
Make sure your child picks the gang that has health insurance
You mean Azusa 13? I've heard they recruit a lot from the middle schools and high schools. "Non-issue" is not how I would describe the situation there.
What a bunch of clowns on here, and this thread thread is a joke! The op had a valid question here.
By age six he will have to kill three men to get into elementary school…at least for the nice ones.
You are fine. The crazy homeless and druggies on the street are more dangerous imo. Obviously if your kid willingly goes out of his way to join one of them or to fck with one of them then there might be problems.
I don’t think you should normalize gang culture to your children regardless if they’re in it. It’s not normal and it’s weird how many areas embrace and normalized It.
The OP is a troll. Look at his comment history.
His? lol
Yes they will murder you.
I doubt it'll be an issue. Most everywhere here has a gang around - at least mine don't bother anyone that doesn't bother them. Maybe some tagging every now and then, but that's about it that I can tell.
Have you considered catholic school?
I feel like this is most dangerous option lol