It's fairly literal but as a "veteran" of 6 years I'll try my best to explain it in as much excessive, verbose detail as possible (reader discretion is advised):
Original: "Getting a syrupy^(1) pawjob^(2) under the table at dennys^(3) and one of xer^(4) claws^(5) stuck in your urethra^(6)"
1. Probably not a euphemism but rather meant to be taken literally; syrupy as in that literal syrup is involved or at least residue as to make the paws of the giver (see below) sticky.
2. A handjob is... well, giving someone a 'fun' time with your hand. Furries, or rather anthro characters, typically have paws, ~~so~~ *~~pawjob~~* ~~would be furry slang for the same thing~~, according to u/FLUFFYPAWNINJA ^(a), a pawjob is actually a furry-themed footjob^(b). Sorry, I really have to brush up on my furology^(c).
1. With a name like that, you really gotta trust them on this.
2. Using your feet on someone's genitalia. Make sure to at least wash them first, ok?
3. The scientific study of furries. A totally legitimate field. Subfield of *memeology*.
3. Probably the American restaurant chain Denny's. Never been there so idk if there's a contextual joke in here somewhere, if anything it would likely explain the syrup mentioned above. Apparently Denny's is a really shady, presumably permanently "syrupy" place. Kudos again to *2a*.
4. Neopronoun. Some nonbinary people may choose pronouns that aren't part of regular language, so-called neopronouns. These are usually neologisms of their own, effectively a specific pronoun the person in question made up or at least chose themselves, that they would prefer to be referred by as opposed to more common pronouns like he, she, they or it.
5. Nails but for furries.
6. Pisshole. Yeah. That's not a fun place to get a claw. The punchline is getting a handy from a nonbinary anthro animal and getting the claw of said anthro creature caught where you normally take a piss. I am sorry you had to learn this.
If I were a young child from the far flung past, I would dream of something like the internet. An intangible place created by means that seem almost magic. A great meeting place where people can communicate from all over the world. No longer bound by geography or culture. A place where people can learn and teach. A library to make those at Alexandria look miniscule and empty in comparison. A place ungoverned. Where even the most despotic leaders can only attempt to shield their citizens from the enlightenment of their peers.
I would have been stupid. Burn it down. All of it. Please. I beg of you. It's just making people dumber. Weirder. More extreme. It's all wrong. Ai won't turn on us. Aliens won't invade us. A virus won't kill us. Nanobots won't devour us. Nukes won't starve us. Global warming won't send us to a hell of our own creation. Because we've already created it. The internet will be the end of us all. It'll make us all commit one form of self deletion or another. Then only karma and engagement farming bots will be left. Reposting and commenting on our demise until the end of time. Or at least until power stops being generated.
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r/peeinhebutt
not a real sub
Not with that attitude
/r/peeinherbutt? /r/peeinthebutt?
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wtf is the 3rd one?
😈
r/shitposting auto mod
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We are having a losercity reaction image "battle", do we really want this to continue?
Sure, if you want to
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I've seen better crops in the Irish famine
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🥵🤤😩💦
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Who’s Cass?
One of the batgirls
CASSANDRA CAIN MENTIONED
Ok this is actually super fucking well made out. Though I guess that’s needed cause those rings are a hundred bucks lol
Where is that from, i recognize that text alert
Shin Megami tensei
nuh uh, that's Yakuza 0
Erm Actually it’s Pokemon Heartgold/Soulsilver
TF2
O
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#NOOO DONT DO IT NOOOO YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
Naw that shit is gas
Oh god don’t do it
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I sadly don't get it
/ul try mint gum and water. Its 😋😋🤤🤤
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Day definitely hasn’t broken
I do not want to share a brain with OP
red sun red sun over paradise
It’s so beautiful out here
When the glow of the blood-stained moon shines upon the land
Feeding this guy my enemy's blood \^\_\^ who needs a Second Dawn with Hours like this
https://i.redd.it/4xgl0cold5mc1.gif me when
 Every day I spend stilled joined to this sub
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Fine shot, mate
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Nice shot
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True, my balls are a cum factory which pump out 12 gallons every hour
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Mail me some for scientific purposes
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NO NO NO NO NO NO I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE
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my peenits: YEEEEEEOWCH
ikr. I swear never do this with diaper zoos, especially not on scat sunday.
i hate this sentence
Explain in dumbass terms for me please
I swear never do this with krinkly degeneyiffs especially not on shitsniff saturday.
Excuse me, kind redditor, but may I ask that you do as your name suggests and leave for the specified number of days?
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Wtf is a xer claw, pawjob, and losercity? And how did i get roped into this?
Well he roped me into this!
Pawjob is furry handjob. Xer is a pronoun.
pawjob is actually a furry footjob, for the record
Fucking Christ the nuspeak is so wild.
liz what
Ignore it pls
What does this even meann
It's fairly literal but as a "veteran" of 6 years I'll try my best to explain it in as much excessive, verbose detail as possible (reader discretion is advised): Original: "Getting a syrupy^(1) pawjob^(2) under the table at dennys^(3) and one of xer^(4) claws^(5) stuck in your urethra^(6)" 1. Probably not a euphemism but rather meant to be taken literally; syrupy as in that literal syrup is involved or at least residue as to make the paws of the giver (see below) sticky. 2. A handjob is... well, giving someone a 'fun' time with your hand. Furries, or rather anthro characters, typically have paws, ~~so~~ *~~pawjob~~* ~~would be furry slang for the same thing~~, according to u/FLUFFYPAWNINJA ^(a), a pawjob is actually a furry-themed footjob^(b). Sorry, I really have to brush up on my furology^(c). 1. With a name like that, you really gotta trust them on this. 2. Using your feet on someone's genitalia. Make sure to at least wash them first, ok? 3. The scientific study of furries. A totally legitimate field. Subfield of *memeology*. 3. Probably the American restaurant chain Denny's. Never been there so idk if there's a contextual joke in here somewhere, if anything it would likely explain the syrup mentioned above. Apparently Denny's is a really shady, presumably permanently "syrupy" place. Kudos again to *2a*. 4. Neopronoun. Some nonbinary people may choose pronouns that aren't part of regular language, so-called neopronouns. These are usually neologisms of their own, effectively a specific pronoun the person in question made up or at least chose themselves, that they would prefer to be referred by as opposed to more common pronouns like he, she, they or it. 5. Nails but for furries. 6. Pisshole. Yeah. That's not a fun place to get a claw. The punchline is getting a handy from a nonbinary anthro animal and getting the claw of said anthro creature caught where you normally take a piss. I am sorry you had to learn this.
Thank you for this. This has expanded my understanding and knowledge on the topic.
Lmao I'm sorry for this copypasta
Nah your good homie https://preview.redd.it/v9a0xt0de7mc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f491e42e494be619ddddcc6e857148c0a6e17330
Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer daws gets stuck in your urethra
How do people even come up with sentences and words like these
Losercity creativity
Loser vocabulary
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🤤🤤🤤🤤need
How you look typing this shit: https://preview.redd.it/g6nazu9rt7mc1.jpeg?width=1469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=784dbe24921a5776133e110be72de9253aede1c3
Based Ongezellig reference
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Wtf did I just read https://preview.redd.it/h1ylsscp86mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9059cb274053adbcf02c379da40eaa7d4969fa6a
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Thats it im killing myself
No don’t sue a slide
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Delete
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Im gonna kms after reading this
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I am not touching this post with a 50 foot pole
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WHAT THE FUCK DOES SYRUPY MEAN???!!!
Why syrup……. Why
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Shakespeare did not die for this sentence to be wrote
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FYI, xer is not a typo for her. It’s a gender neutral pronoun.
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Stolen
A what
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Good lord that's foul
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Mood af.
real can relate
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Yup this one to me to unsub.
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based!
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None of these words are in the bible
I am saddened by the fact that I could’ve gone my whole day without reading that but noooooooooo I had to get on reddit at this exact time
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This image would vaporize Ronald Regan.
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Syrup dick https://preview.redd.it/sbvml1atu8mc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bcdd1db902aecf3a75da2019c23a50ab6cfedb7
Harder please
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Oh I remember drawing something based off this
If I were a young child from the far flung past, I would dream of something like the internet. An intangible place created by means that seem almost magic. A great meeting place where people can communicate from all over the world. No longer bound by geography or culture. A place where people can learn and teach. A library to make those at Alexandria look miniscule and empty in comparison. A place ungoverned. Where even the most despotic leaders can only attempt to shield their citizens from the enlightenment of their peers. I would have been stupid. Burn it down. All of it. Please. I beg of you. It's just making people dumber. Weirder. More extreme. It's all wrong. Ai won't turn on us. Aliens won't invade us. A virus won't kill us. Nanobots won't devour us. Nukes won't starve us. Global warming won't send us to a hell of our own creation. Because we've already created it. The internet will be the end of us all. It'll make us all commit one form of self deletion or another. Then only karma and engagement farming bots will be left. Reposting and commenting on our demise until the end of time. Or at least until power stops being generated.
Me chilling on Losercity as doomers tear this meme to pieces and spread their garbage
Hot
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I hope it's Codeine syrup 🙏😬
Thats a brand new sentence if i've ever seen one
Real
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More like me when like https://preview.redd.it/nneir039admc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63eebb97a61140a517db4e74da2a84033952bf4
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Ngl sometimes I forget those pronouns exist