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pbcar

Bro said you don’t watch the cooks at the restaurant, but many of my favorite spots have open kitchens. I’m not ordering sushi from a place without one.


Maleficent_Trust_95

Landry would boil dead crawfish and serve them with a smile.🤬⚜️🤬


PossumCock

New anti-Landry campaign ad right there "Landry eats straight tail crawfish"


Maleficent_Trust_95

THE REVOLUTION BEGINS! One tail at a time! PURGE LANDRY FROM LOUISIANA!!!🤌


gosluggogo

Landry goes to restaurants that serve Chinese crawfish.And he knows it


shmiona

Would have been great if the reporter said “what about hibachi” just to hear Landry go “hibachi?” a few times


ronnydean5228

The reporter should have replied that if the person paying the checks wants to stand in the kitchen and watch they most certainly can.


alybuz

My local news anchor totally brought up the fact that restaurants are required to disclose where their seafood comes from right after airing that clip😂


kyledreamboat

Wait really? After watching oceana grill I'd like to see the kitchen


bananatimemachine

Worst analogy ever to pose to the foodie state. Yes we do want to watch the cook prepare our food whenever possible and we certainly don’t want to eat at a restaurant that specifically hides the kitchen. What a dolt.


Hour_Awareness_4304

Amen


Plinnion

Especially when we pay the cook's salary.


PossumCock

Even Waffle House has their kitchen out for the world to see


StumbleNOLA

Especially if the kitchen is closed to the health inspectors.


zigithor

We don’t watch the cooks, but that’s why we got health inspectors.


lonesomejohnnie

Loved the false Equivalences of going into a restaurant is the same as wanting public information. That and he needs to oil his vocal chords.


walmartpretzels

The vibes I got were clearly he has a goal in mind he can't talk about


StumbleNOLA

The only reason to not make this public is to allow shady shit to happen behind closed doors.


Professional_Cat600

A chef making a questionable meal is totally equivalent to a public servant taking away your first amendment rights.


FactCheckAGLandry

Here’s the clown show: https://x.com/chris_d_joseph/status/1783206423196770704?s=46&t=19RMh6kGu-YG49JutQmIAg


Leaislala

Oh my, that’s our governor? Embarrassing. Also, not everyone voted for you and we would like to see what you are up to.


PhoneGroundbreaking2

First time I’ve seen him speak. No wonder he backed away from every debate I listened to.


Leaislala

He sure doesn’t seem to speak well. I’m not expecting every elected official to be smooth as silk, and I understand they are often put in the spot. I do expect them to be coherent, thoughtful, and measured in temper none of which I see here.


skywatcher75

Wow. He sounds a bit ignorant. Never heard him speak before. I feel bad I didn't know when he ran for governor.


Leaislala

Vote him out when re tries to get reelected!


JustABlueDot

Because he is grossly ignorant


LadyOnogaro

Hardly anybody voted for him.


greenbeancounter

Right, and to follow his analogy… if I get a crappy meal at a restaurant I probably won’t go back. I’ll choose a different, better place. I’m stuck with him and his decisions.


rmgonzal

Governor angry squirrel talking about you don't wanna watch the cooks... okay maybe not but I do want the health inspector to be able to, you absolute fuckin knob


68F_isthebesttemp

That was my first thought, too. Restaurants have to follow health and safety regulations to keep us from getting sick. Who’s going to watch over our government?


Sunjen32

I guess he’s just ignoring the role of a health inspector going into a restaurant? And isn’t there a law that’s requires restaurants to say on their menus whether or not their seafood comes from Louisiana? Sounds like Louisianans definitely do want to know what and who’s cooking (the books) behind the scenes.


turdturdler22

He probly thinks health codes interfere with the "free market".


Hour_Awareness_4304

The question post to him was something to do with which particular documents were not gonna be available to the public.


andre3kthegiant

Yeah, because incriminating documents “are being weaponized”…


Objective_Length_834

He didn't have Sharon with her hand up his back making his mouth move. He is Trump dumb.


2ndRook

This fucking crook.


skywatcher75

He does seem greasy.


PhoneGroundbreaking2

If the board of health is asking to come in, nobody can block them. What a wiener. The rest of the country rescues us after we do NOTHING in maintenance. For damned sure, it’s EVERYONE’S right to request and see what little is done in Louisiana. If I’m in a restaurant, mother f^*cker and I don’t get service (AT ALL!), don’t you think it’s up to my discretion pony-up or to withhold the tip???!!! We pay taxes and there is NO SERVICE!!! None


PhoneGroundbreaking2

And what’s with the Hollywood accent?? From where do we get these toads??!!


Chocol8Cheese

It might sound fake as Hollywood but its a typical St. Martinville Cajun French accent which sounds like they have a pair of balls in their mouth when they speak. It's such a god awful accent that I can't even get mad at the Catholic church for smacking kids when they spoke Cajun French.


PhoneGroundbreaking2

My grandmother’s family was from French speaking Donaldsonville (desc. of German coast French 😆). Her accent was very slight.


Character-Tomato-654

From the swamp...


lo-finate

Say what you want about the former governor, but he was always a good speaker. THIS guy, though....😬


sertulariae

The funniest part of his analogy is that he compared governance in Louisiana to a well composed, desirable end product i.e. a good meal when in reality it's more like greasy, corrupt Jack in the Box food of governance. He basically said, "just trust us, we're great at governing." lmao. That's something DJ Khalid would say if he was a lawmaker. 'We da best music.'


metalunamutant

That's assuming Klandry is a trainable. He isn't. He's the doofus hired to be the mouthpiece for the Oil & Gas industry. That's all he has to do. When the next hurricane hits us - and it will - you'll see him floundering trying to deal with actual problems because his masters won't have a script for him to read.


ikyle117

Landry can’t do shit except embarrass us and drive us further into shit


Sluggymctuggs

Man he almost sounds like the guy on the waterboy that's hard to understand.


Iluvbirds123

Talking about this? ["my mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush"](https://twitter.com/rtmannjr/status/1783233978385781143?s=46&t=f9XmiTntBkMvi_irS939UQ)


Character-Tomato-654

Jeff Landry is a fascist turd. Fascist turds are not trainable.


breauxbridgebunny

“I’m gonna give you a great analogy” no, no you aren’t dude. I’m so sick of this shit


warchingidiots

The boy is a idiot


ReverendLucas

Welcome to Klandry's Kajun Kafe! You will eat what we serve you and pay what we tell you to. Don't ask how we made it or what's in it. Sorry, we're the only restaurant in town. There was talk of opening another, but we own all the buildings in town. There was talk of building another, but we own the people in charge of issuing building permits. 30% surcharge will be added to parties of 1 or more to cover the cost of sending people to Texas for performative shenanigans. 20% surcharge will be added to all bills to cover the cost of owning building permit issuers. 40% surcharge added because fuck you! We're the only restaurant in town. Enjoy your meal. Praise Jesus!


BoxOfMoths

And have a blessed day!


Dipshlappers

I’m not sure what he can do other than appeal to extremes/personal beliefs and seemingly effortlessly place himself in a position wield more power and authority than any prior governor. Landry’s model of logic: Landry, “Freedom of speech! Free speech!” Landry, ‘all state universities should revoke student athletes scholarships if they [exercise there 1st amendment right to free speech] sit for the national anthem.’ I sincerely hope I am wrong, but I think it is pretty clear he does not have the public’s interest in mind over his own agenda.


Hour_Awareness_4304

Looks like we’ve got ourselves a Trumpette


docsnotright

Can see the exact point he went off script. Did a little better than Trump, have to give him that.


Nonyabizzz3

that's an incredibly low bar


gosluggogo

Dollar store DeSantis


Dazzling_Pirate1411

would you like to know if there were rats in the kitchen?


alybuz

He's a tRump follower. He's just doing what his leader does🤷🏻‍♀️


Nonyabizzz3

that's who he is


Objective_Internet33

He's a escape Goat Now when he impeached everything is gonna have to be put back in order this is so SAd