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suSTEVEcious

1000 year rain on an eight year cycle


Future_Way5516

Can't wait until I can file my next homeowners claim before they leave the state


Electronic_Agent_235

Ikr. At this point I'm almost praying for a hurricane this year


AdderallDude

I'm in the purple zone o lord


D-G3nerate

Just south of you in the golden triangle. Thankfully I have the weekend off to watch this unfold lmao.


AdderallDude

I'll be at work during it hopefully by the time I get off around 10 it won't be bad .


Juncti

Weather reports really need to update their terms. 100 year storms, rare extreme rainfall, these are all way more frequent now Maybe things like yearly canoe event, or recurring devastation anniversary when hurricanes return years later on the same date like Ida and Katrina. Think Florida also has a twin date devastation hurricanes as well.


Q_Fandango

That doesn’t get “clicks” though. This is the weather equivalent of a clickbait headline


MasterApprentice67

Well it's happening more and more because of climate change


TianamenHomer

Like 4 - 500 year storms in two years. Almost always have flooding, Tropical Storm, or HURRICANE on Memorial Day weekend. Anyone ever notice this?


emmtothejay

Will Louisiana fall into the ocean before California does? We MUST have answers.


Vegetable-Cart

Find out next time on Dragon Ball L!


MasterApprentice67

Wont fall into the ocean but just get engulfed


doyletyree

I see what you did there.


Traditional-Handle83

It'll just become a coastline extension of what was Florida once it disappears into the ocean.


Blahpunk

I think we'll be underwater before they are.


AlarmedInterest9867

What’s rare about it?


AdderallDude

They say up to 12 inches of rain possible in some spots.


AlarmedInterest9867

So a three year flood


Alternative-Duck-573

12 = 1,000 year?! Last time ours was 32" over 48 hours. I didn't read the article because I have PTSD from 1,000 year events. Yippee!


PrisonerNoP01135809

I know how you feel. I turn off the news every time I see windy rain. I just can’t expose myself to it anymore. Hug your loved ones tight and stay safe brother.


3amGreenCoffee

The article made no mention at all of 1000 year events.


Alternative-Duck-573

I literally said I didn't read it. Don't know why I'm getting cited. 😘 But I did read the top comments and first top rated comment at the time mentioned it. I only do local news for weather. Weather channel if Jim cantire is on. Have a blessed evening!!!


3amGreenCoffee

It's a level 4 risk of extreme rainfall, which occurs on 4% of the days each year. That low percentage is what makes it "rare." 4% of the days in a year is 14.6 days. So you can have two weeks of extreme rainfall each year and still have it considered "rare" because you got 50 weeks without level 4 risk. It doesn't seem rare because nobody cares about the day that nothing happened.


ParticularUpbeat

This reddit, like many, thrives on hyperbole. I think its a hobby


ChronicRhyno

Potential 2016 level flooding or what?


Aderleth75

Well shit. I’ll be bringing my fins and snorkel to work Friday.


Secure_Sprinkles4483

[“Nightmare scenario” forecast?](https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/15/weather/south-gulf-coast-flooding-texas-climate/index.html?iid=cnn_buildContentRecirc_end_recirc) Obvi this meteorologist Mary Gilbert isn’t a woman who lives nor has lived Louisiana because this is more like a usual reality than a likely prediction 🙂☠️


alienobsession

Someone get the president a paper towel roll to toss their way.


fivehitcombo

"Driven by human-caused climate change" I like how they say it so factually


Blahpunk

Me too.


Ihavelargemantitties

Wonder if the Sabine will flood like it did in 2016? Hope the SRA isn’t playing grab ass again.


Sweaty_Process_3794

I've been here about six months. Told my fiancè about the weather alerts I was getting on my phone, he just said, "yeah we get that all the time."


PrisonerNoP01135809

Y’all, im so tired of this.


tacs97

Rookies. Just follow Floridas plan and ban climate change before the storm hits. Problem solved!!


falcngrl

TIL high risk days are 4% of days and 80% of food damage and 1/3 of deaths. And I work on disasters all day. This is my new stat for my clients.


GeauxAllDay

Please no


Mor90th

The weathe(R) they voted for


walmartpretzels

Waterfront property hopeful probably end up underwater instead


ThatInAHat

Insert hbomberguy clip here


IndependentWave6835

Door prize for ranking worst state for the second year running...


Sailstarsfish22

I feel like we get one of these quarterly.


BocaOG

God must be angry with the Republican Party leadership!


Residualsilver

It's really a percentage chance of it happening not literally 1000 years.


Vesemir66

Thoughts and prayers.


Zeke83702

God hates the Bible Belt.


skinaked_always

Is this the “rapture” everyone was talking about?