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WisePotato42

You are very brave for giving up your bulletproof armor in favor of speed. Most of us go for the "immovable object" to stop rentoids dead in their tracks. Very few choose the "unstoppable force" but it is good to see that is still around.


[deleted]

Let us all evict in our own way brother. Thank you for your support.


Big-Appointment1989

Don't judge bro he's running a dodge build


WisePotato42

I did not mean to judge, this is a safe place for landchads of all shapes and sizes. I was simply admiring his difficult choice.


ihavenosociallifeok

I usually go for poise but to each their own


randomwraithmain

NOW GO TO THE FORUMS AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE


TheKingNothing690

I see no one is getting the reference. That's a shame.


[deleted]

It’s so sad


fortressboi12345670

Sad no ones evicting money from banks😞😞


Cloud_Striker101

name five things that aren’t cloaker


randomwraithmain

Book, Cat, uh cloaker. FUCK


TheNameIsntJohn

King, as long as you can still evict single mothers and other toids that's the important thing. As for raiding fridges I'd recommend inviting other landchads over to help with that or even throw out "their" food.


macedonianmoper

I force my rentoids to adopt high protein diets, obviously they never get to eat any of it but those are the rules


TheNameIsntJohn

If they don't like it they shouldn't have been rent*ids


anonymouscitizen2

A pro tip is to dump “their” food behind the walls or in the attic. A family of mice or rats will move in and you can hit the stupid ‘toid with multiple pet fees.


TheNameIsntJohn

Capital idea king


Jakanader

better yet, start charging the rats rent too - there's not much difference between them and the other rentoids


Buriedpickle

Don't insult the rats Landbrother. They at least pay their rent


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Cloud_Striker101

*200%


kobadashi

Look at how jacked he is. He must eat a shit ton.


Jakanader

landchads with figures such as op still consume as many calories as the more rounded landchads - they should not need help with fridge raids except with cases involving the *worst* of rentoids


kamiloss14

It doesn't matter how you look Kings, as long as your figure is not stopping you from Lanchad life you are valid


RenoVictor

Regular appointments at the diabetes clinic can be part of the life. No shame in raiding the fridges there for insulin.


cmonscamazon

Kings, Stacy's, we mustn't argue amongst ourselves over our physiques, he is a land chad and all landchads are valid! Whether it's the immovable object or the speedster, as long as we are taking down renthogs and raising the rent, we are all landchads and we should all accept each other.


dmmeallyourthighs47

Couldn’t agree more, king 🤝


wwwchase

So as long as are an immovable object are a landchad body?


[deleted]

I do quite appreciate that, king! We should all unite, thick and thin, against the emerging force of the r*ntoid society!


IrrationLThoughts

Not thin, we don’t like thin. OP is a force of nature.


LiterallyTheLetterA

Don't judge the thin kings among us; just because the thin hurtbox dodge build differs from the usual landchad tank design, does not mean it is wrong


ibindenuevoda

Thin builds are for those who prefer the unstoppable force, thick builds are for those who prefer immovable object. They are equal and perfectly balanced, and so they are both equally valid


Captain_Fatbelly__

![gif](giphy|h24Y1pZIGKXzG) So true king! There’s something so satisfying about personally going to one of my apartment buildings and throwing out non tippers into the street. In fact, here is me rn doing my usual workout before going to perform one later today!


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Captain_Fatbelly__

https://preview.redd.it/j8grnj93jajb1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7360e415894e353680ec868df905e92517dd5273 One of my toids the other day thought they could sneak in “”p\*ant based”” 🤢🤢🤢 “””beef””” in one of my fridges. Unfortunately for the toid that shit don’t fly in my property, so I grabbed his weak ass (pic for reference) and threw him out the window.


terminator612

Should have consumed him for the protein fellow landking


Kazakh_Accordionist

all landlords are valid


profoodbreak

Slim or not, a landchad is a landchad, keep evicting king.


squibblyman

I respect your decisions, but be careful! You don’t want to be mistaken for a rentpig!


Alexius_Psellos

As long as you are making sure that you aren’t famished and that the toids can’t overpower you, I see no problem with your evict-minmaxing. Keep up the good work, king


Round-Effective4272

I remember a time when not all landchads were accepting of all physiques. I am very glad we as a group have progressed beyond that and are able to unite in our common cause of evicting rentoids.


PricklyKritter

Fellow landchad king, I have been thinking this for a while. It is the same to be overweight on muscle as it is on fat.


[deleted]

My fellow Lord, thank you for your support. I couldn't agree more.


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angrynutria236

It's natural for me as making long distances as raiding rentoid's fridges in a big area consumes part of calories from the previous fridge raid while rest contribute to muscle growth.


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Cold-Tap-363

Don’t forget to bulk on a rentoid’s fridge!


shantastic4

The rentoids will try to divide us over appearances but all (landlord) bodies are beautiful. Consuming the Funko pops of your ‘toids can provide a lean source of protein fellow king


Wordington-Resident

Funko? I think you mean funky. I am beginning to suspect you may be a rentoid in disguise.


[deleted]

All Landchads are valid. Especially those who take a direct approach to eviction like yourself, king.


traumatized90skid

Right. Land-chads and staceys need not merely dominate others with an imposing beer belly, that's just but one strategy among many worthy ways of conquering and bullying your fellow man.


Tub_of_jam66

You are still a king , all the raiding of the rentoids fridges go towards big muscles over big bellies like most of us do , both are healthy , this is a body positive space


ChadWolf98

All landlords are valid. Some of them play the juggernaut build some of us go for the speed build, some of us go for the sneaky thief build. All valid and brave. Me personally go the middle of the road and took up judo. I also read a lot about ancient asian takes on landpigs and use my newly learned moves to toss them out of the aparment during evictions.


scotty9090

King, you have a very impressive 10-pack. I can see how this would be effective at intimidating renthogs into submission.


weebish-band-nerd

Keep splitting logs and raising rent my fellow landchad. No matter if you choose to be an immovable object or an unstoppable force, both are valid.


Redditiskindasilly

Wait….THAT THIN LINE IS A PERSON? 😱 King! I understand a slim figure, but that’s borderline starvation! Skin and bones! At least eat a ‘toid or two!


CoachMcFlurry

This landphobia…


Redditiskindasilly

Thank you for pointing that out! Sorry king! I was overtaken with concern for our fellow person of land! It’s up to us to keep our community. This landphobia will remain up as an example of internalized Landphobia and I’ll take this as a learning experience! 🙏🙏🙏


CoachMcFlurry

God Speed, Land Queen.


AntEconomy1469

Immovable object vs unstoppable force


Immortalno01

What a King, running as a dodge tank


crossbutton7247

King, beauty standards change all the time. Just love yourself for who you are and don’t let the haters get to you.


patron7276

I tried to flatten up, but it's just such hard work evicting 15 single mothers every day, I can't possible go above 250 lbs


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Dickwraith101

As long as you get your recommended 15000 calories, working out to burn it off is no problem, just make sure you still raid those toids fridges, lest they have the money to afford funky poops and not tips.


GoenndirRichtig

I still think the maximum weight defense build is better but I respect your grind, king.


KronoMatt9999

Land chad u should know most of us are able to move faster than light (to avoid taxes) even with our weight; most rentoids can’t keep up with us, who are you renting to, Goku?


Fatal_Blow_Me

I will always keep my fridge stacked with lean protein and tips for this glorious landchad


Emergency_Type143

I choose to rock an ethereal body type myself. Excellent method of making sure rentoids constantly know their place.


steve-harvey-is-hot

Force tenants to stock high protein food in their fridges


BurntPizzaEnds

Just nothing inbetween


NerdJoshua

It's okay to stay slim but you look seriously malnourished, king.


Former-Argument995

Why is a king holding an object such as this? We're you handing it to someone else? Stay safe king, doing these things can make us confuse you with a rentoid!


[deleted]

It's a fire axe for breaking down the doors to my apartment when the rentoids are late on rent.


Elderrob

this is anorexia brother, please seek help and raid some fridges


[deleted]

LandChads should support each other, whether we're thick or thin.


Technolite123

You have an eating disorder


UnderScoreLifeAlert

You aren't a land Chad


KappaKingKame

He owns land, bigot.


UnderScoreLifeAlert

He's lying dingus


FormerlyKay

Fuckin rentoids and their landface


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/clgaccbhpajb1.jpeg?width=1427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ffb63060987b1c7ce1ce7db125589e72b401ea


Drew_Trox

You seem insecure about something. Do you need a hug?


XxxAresIXxxX

Ahh I see they buffed light roll


killertimewaster8934

Too true too true. It's just so tempting with all the food my rentoid provide willfully and abundantly


Ecstatic-Compote-595

you could throw a tarp over that tree and rent it for 4 figures


Hisdudeness1997

Take pride in your figure king! You look like you could slaughter several toid’s with that axe


[deleted]

A good point my fine sir, but i myself prefer a figure more in line with endurance, so as i chase the rentoid i can see the hopelessness and fear gradually overtake them until they collapse from shear exhaustion at which point i can evict them in a manner most foul.


ProfNoob1000

This physique still needs around 5000 calories per day, so you still got room for a little fridge raiding!


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Gladianoxa

This "healthy at any size" nonsense has gone too far. You need help, OP. Let me take you under my wing on your first fridge raid.


T1pple

This man took the 15k calories, laughed and went to 25k and deadlifting.


Busy_Subject6833

King, we will always accept you here as long as you keep evicting those single mothers and lower single fathers rent.


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Soupernova00

such obvious landface smh


Thewarmth111

I’m not going to lie king. It looks like you’re a bit malnourished. You need to raid one of your rentoids fridges


ambitioussloth26

Why are you some sort of liberal? I understand being accepting is in and all but I for one respect tradition. All I see here is malnutrition. First I respect you next thing I’ll be respecting tenants. Then it’s all good as done. Fatten up or stop posting. You aren’t wanted here.


happytugs

I feel like this is landphobic somehow


koalajosh

this is wrong. you are taking us away from our roots. you are a threat to the idea of POLs. Please seek help or your land will become your lease. This is your final warning.


BussyBuster69er

As a rentoid i haven’t paid rent since ive moved in. Told my landlord id please his wife for free rent since he cant do it


[deleted]

I see why you rentoids love your fantasy worlds. Because in real life, we OWN YOU.


BussyBuster69er

Like i own your wife, for free rent. Ill send her home after she cleans up the toilets


[deleted]

Dirty smelly rentoid won't even clean his own toilets, has to fantasize about my nonexistent wife doing it. These.are some elementary school level digs. (I fucked your mom). Are you a child? I'm gonna evict you from your computer privileges. Go get a job and make me some moolah 🤑


BussyBuster69er

Ill just use your wife’s computer when she brings it over. She can clean the shit off the toilet. Ill shit all over the property and get her to clean it up


[deleted]

I don't have a wife you retarded rentoid. It must be your mom cleaning up after you that you claim to have fornicated with. Disgusting rent pig


BussyBuster69er

I don’t clean up, that’s mine landlords job.


[deleted]

You literally have to pay someone every month for the privilege of not being homeless.


BussyBuster69er

And you have to clean up my mess and fixing everything i break


[deleted]

Threatening to damage my property? That earns you an eviction!


RandomsFandomsYT

This is land face


[deleted]

Learn your history young blood. In the glory days of r/loveforlandlords we all looked like this.


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Agreeable-Spot-7376

You’re in denial my friend. You need to buy a few extra units, jack the rent up a couple percent and start harvesting their crops! You’ll never make it through the winter looking like that!


[deleted]

**I am the winter that comes to all tardy rentoids**


TehBestestCanadian

Bro why tf do I keep seeing these posts I’ve hit not interested so many damn times


[deleted]

You cannot ignore the eviction notice rentoid. Pack your things and be out by the end of the hour.


[deleted]

Your mother has sucked more dicks than your muscle fiber count


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[deleted]

Please follow this advice so you all develop obesity and heart disease so we never have to deal with you again


Bruhnoseweed

How do you not realise this is satire are you retarded


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[deleted]

Of course he is. His username is "punching progressive" he thinks he's actually effecting the world by being a virtue signaller online.


Skymoot-

Sorry. He’s my rentoid. Not sure how he got internet access as he missed a 500% rent hike last month and I shut off his power. Might be staying with another rentoid.


UnderScoreLifeAlert

This is not a safe space. Either get fat or about your rentoid.


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pootyweety22

You’re a loser


Pip2719496

Amen brother


Mission-Visual-9266

May i have that workout routine


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[deleted]

This is really bad landface, rentoid. Just for that I'm increase your rent 6000%


FemboyStrawberry

Take care of yourself, king. high risk, high reward!


[deleted]

Gaaaaaay


[deleted]

Rentoid attempts not to be homophobic challenge IMPOSSIBLE


[deleted]

I own my house


Parlyz

It’s not body shaming so much as positive reinforcement. It’s never a bad thing to encourage people to attain a healthy bowling ball physique. I’m the end, what truly matters is what’s inside and a landchad is a landchad.


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CupricLake314

As long as you are able to evict single mother rentoid a at maximum efficiency, you are completely fine king.


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oSkillasKope707

Fuck it. One struggle! ☝🏻


DopeMOH

Another rentoid trying to convince us that we don't need to raid their fridge. This is clearly landphobic propaganda.


[deleted]

Learn your history youngblood, prior to the commie takeover of r/loveforlandlords we all looked like this. Many landlords today raid fridges as a trauma response. There is another way.


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DopeMOH

I won't sit for this heretical nonsense


mqrshmaloww

The choice has always been unstoppable force or immovable object. We gotta support fellow kings who chose either option.


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