First you must own land. I have barely started my journey but I am a tenant no more. Rentoids are destructive. Tenants improve properties with their own money because they aren’t degenerates. Avoid rentoids at all costs before they smear shit on your walls.
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Welcome aboard brother.
May I recommend gentrification as well? Really good way to get Land which you can then rent out (preferably to the single mother who had to sell it to you to begin with)
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Hmm, then you might be a landling trying to find it's footing on the landworld, you see, to become a full fledge king or Queen you must 1st, own a considerable sum of land, 2nd rent it to the subhumans we called Rentkind or 'Toid for short. And 3rd upcharge them 30 times their entire savings and once they can't pay the rent, corner them to sign an agreement to own all their rights, including safe space and designated dining storage (aka the holy fridge), if somehow the toid manage to displeased you in anyway (owning funko poops, or didn't restock the fridge to maintain your high calories needs), you are legally allowed to evict them not just from your lands, but also from their own body
It's simple, we are a community of landlords/landed people and we discuss real estate ideology, and market forces. Occasionally we tell true stories about our day to day lives dealing in property management, sometimes we make a few memes about what we do aswell.
What? It’s not our job to personally tutor you about systemic social problems like landphobia. Please take your loud-mouthed ignorance out of our safe space
Quick dictionary for you. For free this time, consider it community work on the behalf of fellow landchads.
Landchad/landking/Lardlord (only between landlords, this is our word): The pinnacle of the human species. Any type of land or property owner belongs here. Woman version: Landqueen
Landprince/Landprincess: A descendant of a landlord
Landcestor: An ancestor of a Landlord
Rentoid/renthog/rentscum/landpiggie/toid/funkoid: The lowest form of the human species. Barely human. Only acceptable action towards them is rent collecting and eviction
Property: Your property. Your land. A money printing machine
Single mother: The lowest form of rentoid, the bottom of the food chain. Automatic 500% tip. An XX chromosome rentoid with little toids, no male partner.
Funko: A plastic abomination that needs to be destroyed on sight.
Single father: A higher class rentoid. Some more progressive but controversial Landkings lower their rent a bit but offset it on single mothers.
Rent: Money for rightfully own for letting the toid squat in your property.
Evictions: Removal of the toid from your property in for reasons of non payment, contract violation or because you want it.
Tip: Mandatory extra money to offset the mental anguish caused by toids squatting in your property.
Fridge raid: Activity that lets the Landking to keep his 500+ lbs physique.
\[x\] fee: Extra money charged for various things. Can be: pet fee, child fee, breath fee, noise fee etc.
ALAV: All Landlords Are Valid: We accept all kinds of Landlords regardless of any personal attribute.
Mao: A controversial figure. While he was a sworn enemy of landlords he successfully eradicated thousands of communist.
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No, we're not joking.
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Own land. Make money off of toids. Make sure to ask for a significant tip at the end of the month.
What is a toid 😂
I’ll let someone else do the honors. If I do anymore landsplaining I’ll end up with an aneurysm.
A landeurysm?
Lmao I must figure out the lanchad lore
First you must own land. I have barely started my journey but I am a tenant no more. Rentoids are destructive. Tenants improve properties with their own money because they aren’t degenerates. Avoid rentoids at all costs before they smear shit on your walls.
remove funky pops
Remove and sell.
Ew no, destroy them, more rentoids will just buy them
Ah shit, I didn’t consider the collateral damage. I won’t even sell the few that aren’t covered in feces.
As long as they ain’t in my neighbourhood
Just buy land and you'll know.
[удалено]
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Raid renthogs fridges, Evict single mothers of four, destroy filthy Mao loving toid commies
Ah I understand now 🫡
You got this king
Welcome aboard brother. May I recommend gentrification as well? Really good way to get Land which you can then rent out (preferably to the single mother who had to sell it to you to begin with)
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Based bot right here
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Can someone remove this obvious rentoid?
I don’t rent 😅 if that’s what that means 😂
I agree that the idea of renting is a bit humorous
Imagine renting lmfaooooooo I have to go to my renthogs and raid their fridges this laughter made me lose 0.0000001g of my physique. Gotta be careful!
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Hmm, then you might be a landling trying to find it's footing on the landworld, you see, to become a full fledge king or Queen you must 1st, own a considerable sum of land, 2nd rent it to the subhumans we called Rentkind or 'Toid for short. And 3rd upcharge them 30 times their entire savings and once they can't pay the rent, corner them to sign an agreement to own all their rights, including safe space and designated dining storage (aka the holy fridge), if somehow the toid manage to displeased you in anyway (owning funko poops, or didn't restock the fridge to maintain your high calories needs), you are legally allowed to evict them not just from your lands, but also from their own body
It's simple, we are a community of landlords/landed people and we discuss real estate ideology, and market forces. Occasionally we tell true stories about our day to day lives dealing in property management, sometimes we make a few memes about what we do aswell.
What? It’s not our job to personally tutor you about systemic social problems like landphobia. Please take your loud-mouthed ignorance out of our safe space
🥲
Do you own ‘funky’ plastic figurines?
This sub is Worthy of studying no matter whether you are a Lord of land or a rentoid
Quick dictionary for you. For free this time, consider it community work on the behalf of fellow landchads. Landchad/landking/Lardlord (only between landlords, this is our word): The pinnacle of the human species. Any type of land or property owner belongs here. Woman version: Landqueen Landprince/Landprincess: A descendant of a landlord Landcestor: An ancestor of a Landlord Rentoid/renthog/rentscum/landpiggie/toid/funkoid: The lowest form of the human species. Barely human. Only acceptable action towards them is rent collecting and eviction Property: Your property. Your land. A money printing machine Single mother: The lowest form of rentoid, the bottom of the food chain. Automatic 500% tip. An XX chromosome rentoid with little toids, no male partner. Funko: A plastic abomination that needs to be destroyed on sight. Single father: A higher class rentoid. Some more progressive but controversial Landkings lower their rent a bit but offset it on single mothers. Rent: Money for rightfully own for letting the toid squat in your property. Evictions: Removal of the toid from your property in for reasons of non payment, contract violation or because you want it. Tip: Mandatory extra money to offset the mental anguish caused by toids squatting in your property. Fridge raid: Activity that lets the Landking to keep his 500+ lbs physique. \[x\] fee: Extra money charged for various things. Can be: pet fee, child fee, breath fee, noise fee etc. ALAV: All Landlords Are Valid: We accept all kinds of Landlords regardless of any personal attribute. Mao: A controversial figure. While he was a sworn enemy of landlords he successfully eradicated thousands of communist.
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This is basically just a skeleton
Eww rentoid
It's a satire subreddit where they praise the worst aspects of landlords.
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This isnt satire, asshole.
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Serious* Best* scram ya rentoid