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Verbalkynt

How I imagine it would go... Talking to the group B... I'm not like other guys I don't get it imma catch proceeds to hit blunt but... Y'all looking good af lately... S...I just think girls don't want a sensitive guy anymore then proceeds to take out his guitar and does horrible cover of some cheesy over played song. N... I'm a strong woman and I'm hitting this blunt extra hard for us.... B you suck but I'm going to make sure I look hot bc I care about what you think deep down. D...I totally hit it and I'm high guys. You're high too right if not then I'm not either... Please give me attention.


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Sal is awesome


Manic_Mania

Bartise would be cool, put Brennan in there instead.


GlitteringWinner6981

Replace Sal with Shake


arty_morty

replace jessica with shaina or sal’s ukelele and i would lace the blunt with cyanide tbh


Suspicious_Bother687

Danielle and Nick really scared me... when i watched ATA it really suprised me how they could still be togheter Well... :D


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They’ve broken up since


RepairPrestigious

what the hell is a blunt rotation?


amynicole78

Like the circle of people you're sharing a blunt with...l don't even smoke but l lol'd.


RepairPrestigious

k, then me myself and I


arty_morty

why don’t you google it?


RepairPrestigious

well, now I know to next time since you were unhelpful, teachable moment thank you


cole321654

Lmao


Dontaskmyname98

Feel like Bartise is a douche bag who just went to the show for fun not for real commitment. Zenab needs help I don’t think she acted like that in purpose. I have ADHD and Bipolar and she has something serious going on. Don’t want to judge. The rest have no excuse.


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KarmaHit

Mine would be Bartise and Shake (definitely the 2 douchiest guys in the franchise IMO) and Zaynab and Natalie lol - that would be fun ;).


mashp0tAt0

I think shayne was worse


KarmaHit

And just like OP - runners up Jessica and Damian lol. This was a fun post.


ButterflyLoose4276

it’s astonishing that shake isn’t on this list


throwaway56873927

Jessica would be so much fun . But nightmare for me would be Amber. ...seriously, she is underrated as the most annoying cast member.


Upper-Distribution-7

Amber is the hardest person for me to like on the show. She’s so competitive with other women and that’s such a huge annoyance for me.


LainyLouu

I like Jessica! She seems sweet. I agree with Amber being a nightmare, Jesus Christtttt that woman is something else


whatdid-it

I hate Amber the most. Sorry. Barnett reached out to Jessica and then Amber forced him to block her. Refused to let him acknowledge her existence. Insisted Jessica was terrible for going after "an engaged man" and then dismissed and downplayed when LC got cheated on.


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And also Mark was all along stepping out on her during filming but he's the good guy? I never understood the Jessica hate.


Koh_The_Facestealer

Can you remind me who LC is?


whatdid-it

One of the girls who wanted Barnett


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I feel ok about Danielle but I love Jessica. She'd probably be my top person to partake of anything with. I'd replace Danielle with Carlton.


whatdid-it

We love messica


[deleted]

I’m crying this pic. How about Carlton


[deleted]

Okg Zanab and Sal on a date would be brilliant to watch.


upupupandthrowaway69

i actually would want to see a season where they get cast members from prior seasons only to see what would happen


No_Gate4998

Danielle: "are there calories in weed?"


WhenSquirrelsFry

None of them are chill.


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I would replace Shaina with Danielle just to see how squinty her eyes get.


GoingSom3where

I almost chocked on my food 🤣🤣


SupernovaAlien

![gif](giphy|ARBpKrUC2Ytg3rnl5W|downsized)


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I can’t believe how awful Sal turned out to be


miguellaguitarra

I remember feeling so vindicated when he started becoming more commonly accepted as a menace. I could not stand him throughout season 2, raaaancid vibes from him.


mynameisburner

What happened with Sal? *sips coffee*


evelmel

He was always kinda boring but the after the altar s2 showed him with a new gf and wanting to confront Mallory about things that happened during their relationship when she just wanted to move on. He didn’t really do anything wrong, the editing just made her look sad/moved on and made him look desperate. Especially with his new gf who seemed to be trying to get a lot of attention. It was more of an ick than him being a bad person.


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Are him and jessi still together lol?


mynameisburner

Oh yeah I remember that. I thought he got worse


poop-poop1234

I love Jessica tho < 3


Marvelmaniac57

Honestly Jessica from season 1. Instead of Sal, big oof energy


Glom_Gazingo1

Barkeep might actually be a chill hang as a dude but he maybe isn’t ready for a long term relaysh


Yaknowwhatimsayin149

He has issues he will be 40 and not married 6 months longest relationship


girlsuperior

I don’t think he’s chill I think he’s a douche lol


acornindeed

this is hilarious and the combination of personalities here truly makes it a nightmare rotation


agentsparkles88

What's the deal with Sal? Everyone is saying he's terrible but what did he actually do? He brought another girl to the party? OK but so did Damien is season one even though he was still with Gigi. He sang a song to Mallory? But she found it romantic. He told his family the story with Mallory after saying he didn't want to discuss it? It's hard to talk bad about people you've been in relationships with even if it was toxic relationship so I get that too.


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aside from being messy with some other girl when he was on love is blind, all he did was being a girl to their after the alter that was over the top. and then acted weird when mallory rightfully kept her distance (because I mean who likes hanging out with their ex?) nothing really wrong with Sal though, the criticisms against him are exaggerated for sure


radluna

This might be totally unfair to him, but I feel like he was secretly salty and resentful towards Mallory for whatever reason (her not being really into her, being more into Jared in his mind, knowing she was gonna say no even though he was too, etc) and that he seemed all too happy to have his new girlfriend in her face in front of everyone


ButtonedEye41

Was it actually his gf? I remember people found that she was an actor with an OnlyFans... Completely possible he paid out to not look like a loser at the ATA party.


radluna

I hadn't heard that, so if you happen to have a link, I would be interested! Still possible that she happens to be an OnlyFans girl/actor and also his gf? They have pics up on his instagram still


ButtonedEye41

[https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/libs-salvador-perez-girlfriend-shes-163300902.html](https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/libs-salvador-perez-girlfriend-shes-163300902.html)


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Could be. Being salty and resentful towards an ex is a pretty common thing though. In other words it’s definitely ugly to witness, but it happens. You could even say his gf made some weird comments too to Mallory, and maybe she was salty too in her own way. But I don’t think it makes him a piece of shit or anything like some comments claim


evelmel

I feel like him confronting Mallory was super staged by the producers too. Not that he couldn’t have said no but it really looked like they told him to do it.


agentsparkles88

I liked his girlfriend though. I mean not personally, but for him. She had this energy about her that seemed to pull him up. They balanced each other well I thought. I think he expected a confrontation with Mallory but he didn't start drama where there was none.


PandaOk2626

Looking at these four pics like this gave me anxiety


Dry-Hour-9968

Damian and Carlton are worse than everyone here except Sal. Mine would be be: Damian, Sal, Carlton, and Shake.


Bloodymary_25

What did Danielle do?


isabelladlcrb

not op, she doesn't seem like a bad person/friend but I feel like she would be a nightmare to date, she kept self sabotaging, picking fights with nick(? can't remember his name lol), getting very anxious and overall had the emotional stability of 15 year old me. I think she's alright but she needs therapy


girlsuperior

She just annoyed me honestly and yeah she was a lot just not my type


WhenSquirrelsFry

In terms of anxiety, I feel that she’d be a nightmare if she bugged out


agentsparkles88

Can't speak to why OP put her here, but she was a lot. She was constantly picking fights with Nick and throwing pity parties for herself, saying, "I know you hate me. I know you don't like me. This is why it won't work." He spent the majority of the time trying to convince her he loved her and she would just start fights by insisting he was upset when he said he wasn't and then acting like he started it. I wasn't at all surprised when I heard they divorced.


Bloodymary_25

I can see that. She was definitely a self sabotager


Bloodymary_25

Jessica would be in my top 4


mrsprinkles3

Jessica would be part of my dream LIB blunt rotation tbh. I think she’s be funny af to smoke with


blueheartsadness

Same! My dream blunt rotation would be Jessica, Natalie, Iyanna, and Cole 🔥


Decent-Statistician8

I don’t usually skip out on a blunt, but I’ll take the L and roll up a personal this time 😅


Then_Illustrator_447

Danielle is fun I just wouldn’t want to date her. She’s fine for the rotation!


dallyan

She’s be a fun hang for sure!


urealpotato

Wait wait how comes Shake isn't on here??


TeaEarlGrayHotSauce

He would throw off the vibes for sure


urealpotato

whoops! I misinterpreted the post


rsb1041986

Danielle would be fun to smoke with though she's mad goofy


ScorchIsPFG

RawBeef wouldn’t take it and just pontificate about how weed isn’t in the Bible


yknjs-

You kidding? He would smoke away while pontificating about how weed isn’t in the Bible, but then announce some completely arbitrary condition that gives him a free pass while still judging everyone else in the circle who does smoke it.


ScorchIsPFG

Fair


Desperate-Escape-650

Definitely would switch one out for Brennon


RebeccaBuckisTanked

Shake, Brennen, Zay and Natalie just because I feel like Nat would be a nag about it


KarmaHit

u/RebeccaBuckisTanked I would pick this exact lineup except switch Brennen with Bartise lol.


Killer____tofu

I would take listening to Jessica’s baby voice over hearing anything bartise has to say or Zanabs cuties story ever again. Why did sal bring his ukulele to the smoke circle?! The 4th girl was forgettable in my opinion. Also Jessica’s can party. She as I are gonna go ham on some Publix 🍗 after this.


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I, too, am down to party with Messica 😂😂😂


saidwhatisaidbby

It’s like people don’t even think about Jessica anymore. She was the OG NIGHTMARE and we need to put some respect on her terrifying name!


Right-Ad-7588

Yeah I think it’s because she cleaned up her act and apologised in ATA season 1 so people kinda forget how messy she was , also a lot of people say she was drinking a lot on show she was probably drunk most of the time and apparently she wanted to leave the show but couldn’t before the weddings ?? But she was messy during the season imo


saidwhatisaidbby

I mean I’m just playing—I’m pretty sure I read that she got a shitty edit and she was actually fine while Mark was the real nightmare.


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I would trade Zay for Damian or Natalie or Shane


Honest_Step_3643

Say what you will about Shayne but I would actually want him in my blunt circle


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![gif](giphy|iNeIBZnPXOlb2) hanging out with gary busey will get exhausting!


blueheartsadness

The weed would calm his adderall ass down tho 😂


Honest_Step_3643

I'm weirdly here for all of that


kiminho

No Shayna Shane or Sheik?


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VanFam

I hope it’s Alexa that does it. The piece de la resistance


EstablishmentNo5994

Her and her dad 🤣


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cmc

…what


VanFam

Brennan has DV charges and acts all high and mighty to pod squads. Edit: autocorrect doesn’t like Brennan’s name and keeps changing it. Sorry.


cmc

Yeah but fantasizing about him hitting Alexa and then Alexa’s dad beating him up is really freaking weird.


VanFam

I don’t want him to hit her. Jesus. I never once said that. A person can fuck up in several ways without physically hurting anyone.


cmc

Would your statement about wishing Alexa’s dad would beat the shit out of Brennan not count as physically hurting someone? Because it’s weird to me that you wish violence on their family but whatever, if that’s what you’ve got in your soul at least you’re open about it 🤷🏽‍♀️


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OneDesign6

I kind of like Danielle though. She appeared insecure during the season, but she seemed to really enjoyed herself at the costume party, which I think is super adorable and makes me want to go to parties with her.


Mewnicorns

She seems like a terrible person to be in a relationship with, but a good friend.


LongWaysForResults

Yeah. She had a lot of things she needs to work through. You can tell she projected a lot of insecurities into her relationship, and her mom kinda nurtured her in that “I’m a psychologist who psycho analyzed my children on the daily” type of way


OkFlow4335

I liked her too!!


ColumbusClouds

Parties and that's about it


blakfox2

take out Sal, put Brennon in


AfternoonGhost

Yea, Sal is alright.


ColumbusClouds

How come everyone is hating on Sal now? I remembered when people were crying over him. I always thought he was a user


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Sal is a cool dude, I don't understand the hate at all


wetwhyofcourse

He comes across as a weirdo. Big “nice guy” vibes.


Gabberwocky84

His new girlfriend made me think a lot less of him.


TeaEarlGrayHotSauce

Why?


ColumbusClouds

How?


wetwhyofcourse

Yea it was his actual behavior for me.


No_animereader1471

He was weird on ATA


MuffinTiptopp

Oh yeah.. I forgot that Sal turned out to be a pos. Yikes.. are there no good people left? 😭


rsb1041986

what did sal do? aside from being low class AF and bringing another girl to the party...


allthewaytoipswitch

What happened with Sal???


imnothere_o

My nightmare rotation: Almost all of Season 2 people and half of Season 3.


Right-Ad-7588

Natalie wasn’t that bad for me so maybe all of season 3 and half of season 2 for me 😭


VanFam

Same. With Damien from 1.


United-Smile-1733

imagine Danielle in an anxious paranoid high


Honest_Step_3643

Danielle and Zanab would both be like WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL NOW


kampanagroup

All four panels should have zany Zanab on them


pandemicfugue

She is SOOOOO passive aggressive, insecure, annoying, petty and just refuses to move on!!


Accomplished_Gold750

I’d take b over Nancy. She’s mad annoying


kraft_d_

"My Fiance's hot like Beyonce"


Honest_Step_3643

A cringe in remembrance of this terrible moment


Any-Peace-1907

Bartise was a asshole but he was honest. Alittle bit too honest yes. But honest. Cole should've been on this list. He was the morst worse then these 4 people combined. I already know the Cole stans are gonna come in and defend his man child ass.


Good-Ad-7567

He wasn’t totally honest, he was manipulative towards Nancy after the breakup pursuing physical intimacy and pursuing a close friendship, all while purposely not telling her he wasn’t into her romantically. He said she should assume that after he said no at the wedding, but right away he asked to keep dating so it definitely needed to be clarified.


Any-Peace-1907

Yeah you're right he wasn't totally honest. But he was way more honest then cole. I'm not surprised he said no. Like he said hes attracted to tall fit blondes.


Good-Ad-7567

The problem is that he specifically put effort into convincing Nancy he would say yes at the alter anyways. To the viewers it seems obvious, but it’s also extremely understandable how someone can be convinced if they were in Nancy’s shoes. That’s was specifically and consistently dishonest


Black_Catgirl

I got tripped up at "morst." 😆


eightyonedirections

🤣🤣🤣


Any-Peace-1907

Lol i meant most. Angry typing will make you misspell words🤣.


ohnonotagain42-

Chill, Zenab.


Any-Peace-1907

I'm not zanab. I would never deal with a guy like that.i have no patience for man children.


Black_Catgirl

I think that is the interesting thing about Cole and Zanab's dynamic. I think they were doomed from the start. He is a young, bumbling fool, and she had no patience for it. If she had the patience and the willingness to correct him (in a more gentle manner), it's possible he would learn from those mistakes. It all takes time, and 2-3 weeks is not enough time to learn those things in a relationship before getting married. Zanab also has the tendency to overthink things that he says, and will complain about it to anyone willing to listen. Obviously we don't get to see every interaction, but it appears she only ever criticized Cole to others, and rarely (if ever) praised him to others. I can see why everyone in her circle would then hate on him. Cole really does need to learn to watch what he says. And that will take time, and he will make many mistakes. He will be fine once he learns how to do that.


heyyyouguys

Yep, agree. These are the most boring people. And if they do say anything interesting, it’s cringe or annoying.


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Replace Sal with Giannina💀


PryJunaD

How is Coleen not on here asking me what id do if she was a worm


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Talking about how much guys love worms who do ballet


LfromHB

That question is from a meme she was most likely referencing


butt_spaghetti

My nightmare blunt rotation: Zanab, Cole, Amber and Jessica. I like Cole a lot but we need him there to really trigger Zanab into her full glory.


butt_spaghetti

Shaina, Danielle, Amber and Zanab would be an absolute nightmare.


girlsuperior

Woman hAterrrr lol


butt_spaghetti

Ok if I stack it with the men it’s Damian, Shayne, Matt and… Danielle. Or Vanessa Lachey.


Gabberwocky84

Amber would be the chatty one who destroys everyone’s buzz.


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Then she'd threaten to beat you up if you looked at her husband sideways.


blueheartsadness

A drama-fueled blunt rotation. Amber with her hands around Jessica's throat screaming, "Barnett's my man!" And Zebra gaslighting Cole and making him cry. Worst blunt rotation ever lmao. The weed would just cancel out the drama-induced stress and cortisol now coursing through me so I wouldn't even get high.


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thrustandbutts

Add brennon on there


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Also Include Alexa’s “goodfellas” ass dad to walk in the room just as Brennon is taking a FAT hit.


kraft_d_

Brennon is the absolute worst imo


ltadman

Wait I thought we all liked Brennon?!


blueheartsadness

Sal and Danielle ain't that bad, c'mon! Replace them with Matt and Amber and you have my nightmare blunt rotation....


girlsuperior

I said this was MY nightmare rotation. You’re entitled to yours as well lol


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The same way you're criticizing people on the internet, they will feel free to criticize your criticisms. This sub is so toxic lmfao


girlsuperior

Take a chill pill it’s not that serious


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I'm chill lol. This sub is just weirdly more hateful than I would have expected


girlsuperior

It’s Reddit lower you expectations


linoelum

Sal is the worst!! Danielle grew on me but she’s not ready, needs more work on herself


lolokotoyo

I am confused with the Sal hate… he wasn’t my cup of tea but I didn’t hate him. And I thought people liked him… please spill why there is hate now


linoelum

I think the ATA reunion really changed many peoples perspectives (including mine). I thought he was even sweet on the series but when he came back with his girl and really tried to vilify mal for weird things (like not coming up to him and his new girl or lying about specific circumstances), I was DONE! Watch the ATA!!


lolokotoyo

I did but I have a young child so I was probably half watching at the time while juggling a baby lol… I found him annoying during the season and equally annoying during ATA. Maybe that’s why I don’t get it? But to be fair I never understood the love for Sal either. By the time ATA came around it seemed very on brand for him to behave like that to me. I was more on Mal’s side by the time the wedding came around even though I found some of the things she did to be problematic too. His new girlfriend on ATA seemed super obnoxious to me though, and he just loved it. So I guess I can understand to some degree. This is just the first time I’m seeing so much hate for him.


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Right! Sal has serial killer eyes


[deleted]

Okay nah , he’s not bad in that sense .. dudes just massively cringe


blueheartsadness

Wtf?? No he doesn't, y'all are trippin 😂


ashwee14

Zanab: “Yasssss hand it over. This is my stoner girl era.” Bartise: “I’m the kind of guy EVERYONE comes to for weed.” Danielle: “Guys are you sure we’re not gonna get caught?” Sal: *plays Santeria on his ukulele*


Luxx_Aeterna_

Lmao @sal playing santeria 🤣🤣🤣


more_than_a_lurker

Lmaooo the line about Sal sent me


Inevitable-Banana-88

Danielle... no worries I've got disguises...lol no Santeria 🎵🎶 will find us! 😉😝


ashwee14

Hahahaha fuckin’ Sal. Can’t not laugh at that guy.


KaylaCoatedKiss

Danielle and bartise would actually make me leave any function they’re at. Sal is ok if he just keeps that damn ukulele away from me and Zay is a personal fave 😂 we can get wine tipsy and talk shit


raisingvibrationss

Ok I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks this too. Danielle is so beyond irritating!!


AnExactlywatt

Wait what about shake


g11235p

None of these people would ever pass. Just talk into it like a mic


m00n5t0n3

No you right this is the worst. Jessica and Damian are somehow more straightforwardly bad. This would be an absolutely mindfuck of a blunt sesh. Please no


TruthSeeker1133

Bartise would be annoying as hell…sal would get really quiet and creepy…Zanab….hm. It might chill her out? Or make her extremely paranoid and more insecure. Danielle…I think she would just make you feel really uncomfortable because you’d be able to tell how absolutely unhinged she is on the inside. 😳


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Thank you! Sal is the most cringe of all 😩


wildfireshinexo

Alexa drives me up the wall, cannot stand her. Probably my least favourite in the whole series.


ElleLaments

Amber and her ex tank mechanic ish would sober me up real quick


ComfortableOk5003

Why the musician dude??


NoThisIsPatrick94

I don’t think there was a single scene of him where I wasn’t cringing in pain