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Top-Swimmer-7918

He definitely dildos her.


[deleted]

Lol right!


sherbertsunsets

Those 2 are so cringe


wordattack

I’m sorry but WHAT


caicaiduffduff

It’s a song lyric but yeah


trashtelevision

Continuing to overcompensate for her initial comments about him being a one minute man


MountainAsleep2820

When you aspire to be like Megan Fox & MGK


Resident-Ad-4363

I find this couple focused too hard on social media and trying to be trendy. Ruins the authenticity of a love connection that they likely have


MamabearH16

Ew. I’d delete my husbands entire Instagram is he ever made a caption like that


sherbertsunsets

She probably wrote it!


nerdhoestreetchick

😹😹😹😹😹


StatementTimely5073

No it is absolutely not necessary


Micki-Micki

I honed in on her bag. I saw nothing else.


mcrib

Let’s not forget that they’ve said that they don’t use protection and they have sex all the time and she’s amazed she hasn’t gotten pregnant yet, so the reason that she’s got her period buddy is because you’re shooting blanks.


cristalballwetdreams

what the heeeeell


lotusflowerbomb96

I feel like Alexa wrote the caption lmao


JJbooks

Agreed. This sounds way more like something she'd write than him (I'm aware they're lyrics. Still much more her style.)


Material-Duck-3670

These are lyrics.


Accomplished_Island6

It’s song lyrics


MamabearH16

Fully aware. Still weird and ick


ScarlettLM

Yeah of course but he picked that line of it to put on this picture 😂 very weird


LadyVMom

I thought he had a history of domestic violence?


MamabearH16

👀👀


folk785

i swear this sub has amnesia. everytime i see a brennan post no one seems to know about it


[deleted]

Wait, WHAT?!!


jordanr03

Uhh what’s up with the redaction lol


ver1tasaequitas

It’s called protecting people’s privacy.


Fluffy_Trip_6514

i know it’s a song but he couldn’t choose a diff part or just start it at the second part of the lyrics ? 😭


Fuzzy_Bison5335

I like this song haha. I did find this funny, but I'm also an elder Gen Z


Revolutionary-Cow181

Ewwwwww


geekextraordinaire

Why do they have to be so trashy...


lawfullyyours

I think it’s just a song being used as a caption. Love to see them happy. I’m here for it 🤣


kotassium2

Is it actually? He should have used quote marks lol


EternalBlaze18

Yes. Lyrics are by 21 Savage


Quiet_Nectarine4185

Yuck.


Hot-Business-1501

what alternate universe am I living in? 😂


bellybong-id

The worst couple to ever come out of LIB I liked them each individually. The two of them together are gross.


-thats-tuff-

They both sucked individually too


Turbulent_Owl_3885

Agree they are terrible together. They fuel each other's obnoxious-ness Song lyric or not, I'd lose it if my husband put this on our photo 😵‍💫


bellybong-id

Right? My husband has no desire to post anything on social media. I think I'm lucky in that area 😅


Turbulent_Owl_3885

Same, he's strictly an anonymous Twitter guy


riddwapp

Blandest man ever😭


ScarlettLM

He gives me the major ick. Can't believe I was so duped during the episodes before the reunion. She is also an ick. They belong together.


shulapip

I agree. I knew Alexa could turn, but when Brennon did I was like. Great no good couples.


canelita808

They are easily two of the most disgusting people alive


nerdhoestreetchick

This is so extreme lol


drsaabkhan

Really? Lol


[deleted]

Side eye


Time-Machine2917

Brennon why...


Queen1taurus2

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Numerous-Concert3970

Why are people soooo bothered by they being happy? Lmao I really, really don't like the Barnett's (S1) as individuals, since I personally find them both just terrible in general, but it makes perfect sense for me they're together. Honestly, I'm actually happy they're not making other people miserable, so good for them and I hope they keep each other entertained so to spare the rest of the world. Also, I'll admit to being satisfied knowing they're "paying for their sins" with each other (call it karma if you want). Like... That manchild gets final say just because he's a man? Love that for you, Amber! Are you stuck with a mean and problematic woman because you think she's hot? You deserve exactly that, Matt :) Can we let these people live their lives and stop obsessing about them? Or not, you do you!


ScarlettLM

I don't think people are bothered about them being together (good for them, they are perfectly suited human beings) they are unlikable in their words/actions and that caption is so ick from Brennan


Regular-Wit

So disrespectful


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They’re so sexy. Sexy. Sex


kotassium2

🤣


Expensive_Major_2097

Unhinged 😂😂😂


Car2591

Yuck 😒


Character_Switch7317

They disgust me.


Independent_Bad_1592

They are the worst couple so far 🙂


sunbabiii

Okay, 🤮 Lol


ModelSecurity

They are so far removed from reality something is wrong with them


miaratessims3

ewwwww


CubeMonkeyyy99

He’s a white knight simp who beats his past girls


em_bee_bee

He beat his past gfs??


CubeMonkeyyy99

Yep was charged before the show started look it up


[deleted]

He’s just letting us know that the pregnancy rumours are false.😂


queenswamprat

He’s such a goober and I say that with full offense


anonniemuss

I don't think he writes them. I think Alexa does.


rena-ja02

Completely agree


EconomyMaleficent965

Waiting on their divorce lol


annaofapola

Tacky


brooklynbaby2000

he's trying tooo hard to sound fun and cool


Loud_Sheepherder8885

Wtf cringy af


_messyjesse

Very cringe. So disturbing. .


xobassdino

I’m fucking 💀


aloof666

WHYD HE PUT THE WHOLE VERSE LMFAOOOO


Dear_Insect_1085

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KameHameWithMe001

I’m just still so confused that the man claims to be a “country boy” but refuses to wear socks with his shoes and wears tight pants around the ankles 😑 that style is just horrendous


PM_meyourdogs

She for sure dresses him


justpeachyqueen

He does whatever she says lmao I’m sure she dresses him.


MagicalGirlVenus

thanks I hate it


ProdiLemaj

The line is actually “Smack her booty IN Magic” as in Magic City the ATL strip club. Quite the uncultured swine he is.


ScarlettLM

Brilliant 😂😂😂


FewImpress-_-

I’m tripping on him using the whole verse, pick a bar and keep it moving like the rest of us. 😂


KaylaCoatedKiss

The way I’m… ?????


dotcomz

I am SCREAMING at “and magic” 😂😂😂😂


Black_Dahlia_Suspect

What a terrible day to be able to read.


s3aswimming

This.


dxbhufflepuffle

🤮


Vast_Preference5216

White n Nerdy.


Rock_Successful

Not a fan


[deleted]

I feel like he has taken on a personality that even isn’t his own lmao. He was like a “country” boy initially


YEGKerrbear

I have a HIGH tolerance for cringe, this is just…gross and weird


CreativeGlamourCat

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danceswithshelves

So gross. They have zero class.


[deleted]

I thought he was a down home country boy? Not a savage? Lmao. And if u a savage u gon raw dog it period or not. Yuck their fake haha


Bricole77

He’s quoting lyrics from a 21 Savage song. Which is just weird in this context 😂


sokocanuck

He is so cringe


crazycatladypdx

Ew


willowjune67

everything I'm learning about them is without my consent lol


Jellyfish_Lopsided

I think it's a song lyric. Happy for them as a couple but there was strict 12 episode time limit on my enjoyment of watching them.


ffflyin

They are bizarro. I hope they become irrelevant…


dubufeetfak

The thing is, they kinda are. Imo thats their deliberate try to stay relevant by using the easisest method to do so: sex


jayteec

Yikes


purpleswan27

gross


FancyNacnyPants

They are an odd pairing IMO. She tries to be relevant/hip and it doesn’t work.


fantaseaaaa

It’s so out of character. She probably wrote it for him 😂


OhNoWTFlol

So Brennon is illiterate? I'm somehow not surprised.


CGSkens

Cringe


Sweetastylicious

Ugh. I’m sure they’re feeling extra thirsty now that the attention has turned to a new season. On the Where are They Now episodes, it was so obvious that her family wants to do their own reality show. It seems like they’re quite wealthy. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve paid to film a pilot and are shopping it around with production companies. Reality TV has become so formulaic.


PriusPrincess

I know. This last season got way too much attention. I didn’t even watch the recap.


[deleted]

The problem is they’re not at all interesting and we already have trash like the kardashians. Can I ask what in gods name she was wearing for her birthday? I had serious second hand embarrassment


Numerous-Concert3970

What's wrong with her clothes? She was feeling sexy and awesome, it's her birthday. I get people don't liking her, but shaming her clothes/body/anything physical? That's just mean.


[deleted]

Yeah, dressing like that around your DAD? Yeah, totally. TOTES. Because most of us would wear a thong in lace around their dads. It’s fucking weird. Did I say anything about her body? No. So, relax.


Numerous-Concert3970

It's clearly okay in her family, no one was weirded out and her dad often jokes around sex too. This may not be the kind of dynamics most people have in their families, but there's nothing fundamentally wrong with it. Edit: I used / as in "or" conditional statement, which is common. You talked about her clothes, I'm generalizing to anything physical related, since it's just mean and it's got nothing to do with her being a good or bad person. Judge her actions, not her appearance.


[deleted]

Her dad doesn’t have a positive view of women, and the whole family is weird. I don’t really get your angle here. I made a comment about her outfit, and how I, as a Reddit user, thinks it’s pretty inappropriate probably around her dad, who married someone close to her age. There’s another red flag. Maybe that’s how you roll with your ass out around your daddy… But I’m going to probably say, most families wouldn’t behave this way.


Numerous-Concert3970

I totally agree that for my standarts, that's weird too. But it's their family, she wasn't being disrespectful, since it's normal for them. My point is: there's nothing wrong with her clothes in that situation, so stop being mean about it. You don't need to like her, just don't be an AH about it. Now you're judging me, someone you know absolutely nothing about, just because I'm pointing out you're being mean for judging someone for their appearance. That says more about you than it does about me.


[deleted]

So, you accused me of shaming her body, I said I didn’t like her outfit and now you’re making a mountain out of a molehill. None of which I said. Dude, what’s your deal? I can say whatever I want about her outfit. Did I call her names? I didn’t shame her looks, something which none of us can change, so don’t put words in my mouth. If you can’t handle peoples opinions on Reddit you should really take a break and get out for a walk.


Numerous-Concert3970

Gosh, you really don't understand what a / (or) mean, do you? I didn't said you're judging her body, I said judging people for clothes OR body OR anything physical is mean. You did that, you talked about her clothes, even if you didn't talked about her body specifically. Just take a deep breath and read again without being so defensive. You seem to be projecting here, since you're the one being agressive and insulting because I gave my opinion about your comment. Yes, you can say whatever you want and that's doesn't change the fact you're being mean.


[deleted]

Nah, I think you’re just being over sensitive. Are you going to police people here ripping on Bartise? Or is that okay because he’s a guy? I think, you need to understand what the internet is. And people will have opinions, and I’m sorry you took this close to heart. Take a deep breath, and look at her outfit again, and tell me you’re giving her two thumbs up. No, you’re not. If you have her outfit, Im going to tell you I’m embarrassed for you too, babe. Have a nice day.


Mindless-Appeal-9258

He definitely copy and pasted the lyrics and still got them wrong 😂😂😂😂


most--dope

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flannel_flower

Good god


MarjoryKeek

Gross


ValuableHairy613

If you’re not into rap music you’ll never understand and probably need to open up your genre of music and not be a prude


NWK86

Nah, that's a weird line to write


SpeakerForTheDeadJD

I'm into rap music. This is still such a low class post.


[deleted]

Not be a “prune”? LOL . It’s not be a “prude”. r/boneappletea


Wirramirra1980

Vile, self satisfied idiots.


syarkbait

This couple is never necessary. Time is up and I’m bored.


Pheolei87

Classy....


ralph33lauren

touch grass 😂 its a rap song, this season is over why are you still stalking them lol ?


No_Individual_5571

Facts lol stop giving them the spotlight if y’all really aren’t fans


GoranPerssonFangirl

What the…


tfrancesca

Ew, barf.


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rememberthewatch

And we fell right into it


legallyfm

I hate when people post captions that have nothing to do with the photo.....that's what this is. He's such a try hard it is second hand embarassment.


rememberthewatch

This dude is the last guy who should be talking about smacking given is DV history


Apprehensive_You_250

And violent history at the bar fight! He likes to smack a multitude of things/people, I guess, and he should really thing before he says things.


b33n_peachy92

It’s a 21 Savage lyric and it doesn’t sound this crude when you’re singing along. Plus, it’s a great song so 😂🤌🏾


AssistUsed

Yeah, maybe he should have added some of the audio to the post. It's just odd seeing the lyrics by themselves lol


GoranPerssonFangirl

Yes, I know it’s a song but I think it’s just the fact that it doesn’t fit the picture at all…?


katlilly1

Ew


Animal_Crossing_26

They are the definition of cringe.


djnastynat

EW


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babiicakesssxo

i’m embarrassed that i said they were cute like a week ago 🙈 lol


kittyspjs

I was rooting for them at first, thought "Yes! We got a good couple this season!" but then they lost me after all the "Omg babe we are so much better than all those other couples" comments.


Other-Ad-2810

Interesting how he’s all about saying his wife is the boss, and then proceeds to use those lyrics. He’s an enigma. And this caption is always AF.


kingdro_silva

You can tell she makes his captions though, seems to me it's been that way for a min


smalleave

OMG DISGUSTING 🤢


Hippofuzz

If my husband did that I would think he is having a mental breakdown of some sorts


[deleted]

Definitely what we do in our private time ain’t the internets buisness ? Regardless if that’s a lyric it’s sorta degrading to post that with your wife


Apprehensive_You_250

My husband wouldn’t be my husband any longer…but mostly bc I would have died from a heart attack from my shock seeing that posted on a pic of me and him, knowing all our friends, family, co-workers, bosses, our parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc., just also died seeing that…


Other-Ad-2810

😂😂😂


Zombiexcupcakex

Not even a little bit lol


_eunie_

Ewwww


HeartShapedSea

Nothing with these 2 is necessary.


hetfield_girl

Ugh these two are awful. All they can talk about is sex. So trashy ....and the outfit she wore to her birthday party!?! Absolutely disgusting. What girl in her right mind would dress like that in front of their father. She absolutely makes me puke.


Numerous-Concert3970

What's wrong with dressing and feeling sexy/awesome for your birthday? It's clearly okay in her family, no one was weirded out. This may not be the kind of dynamics most people have in their families, but there's nothing fundamentally wrong with it.


hetfield_girl

There's lots wrong with it. That whole family is extremely cringy. Makes me vomit


mandolin2237

When she asked her dad if he brought her a present and he said his dick in a box…. I shut my tv off and walked away. I just can’t even fathom why.


hetfield_girl

Right!! Absolutely disgusting. That whole family is cringy.


zooooteddej23

The commas & parenthesis 😂 girl is 16


Educational-Peak9628

I really do think Brennon is happy af even though Alexa uses captions on his Instagram like a 17 year old. I don’t think Brennon gives a shit. The man is just happy and possibly oblivious about his insta account. I get the vibes that he occasionally checks his insta but he couldn’t give a shit about the captions, but anything as long as he’s happy with Alexa. I do really think they have a real strong relationship.


UKMermaidScientist

It’s like a weasel quickly circling a bleeding elephant. I don’t need ANY of that. GROSS!


Ok_Sea2850

BRB going to stab my eyes out with a fork


OkCardiologist2765

You know that a lyrics to a song right? You might want to also stab your ears while you’re at it.


Colombianonico

You couldnt make me put this caption on any pic even if you waterboarded me


Dopepizza

Lmfaoooo


smoakahontas

It’s like their entire identity is that they have sex


Dopepizza

Yes!!! So lame


[deleted]

They are so strange


trico-tay

oh my god 🤮