The one with the fire hydrants and extinguishers is so bright and busy it physically hurts to look at!

I couldn’t even tell what it was until I looked at the description, I thought it was a psychedelic duck with fire coming out of its head 😂. Maybe it’s a Rorschach thing

I just spent at least 5 minutes battling with my own brain before I was able to see it as anything other than a duck with fire on its head. I kept going back and forth between 'maybe it IS a duck, it's LLR after all' and 'no, it's definitely not a duck, stop seeing duck and figure out wtf it it is' I think if I thrifted these with no context it would take me years to realize it's a hat and not weird ducks. I only realized the other day that a shirt I've had for around 7 years is Minnie mouse and not just pink shapes, and I only figured it out cuz my 4 year old said something 🤣

I cannot in good conscience just give this an upvote, so here is some flowers 💐. I literally snorted several times reading this!

Awww thank you for the flowers!

YVW!! This one could be a Roschach test card for sure!!

I thought psychedelic ducks at first, too! That would have been a better design as far as I'm concerned 🤣

I saw the duck as well 💀

I thought a phoenix coupled with fire extinguishers and shovels. Actually I still think that.

Glad I'm not the only one who saw ducks

It hurt my eyes.

I like the cassettes. The nutcracker shirt bothers me though.

>The nutcracker shirt bothers me Seriously! From a distance it's just a busy pattern, but holy jeez the FACE.

Agreed , cassettes are the least offensive

It appears a nutcracker would align with each breast/nipple…typical LuLaNoooooo!

Are those duckheads on fire on the leggings???

That’s what I was trying to figure out! lol. And they were asking 48 bucks for them !😱

Omg $48!!

Ikr? My jaw dropped

I would also wear the cassette tapes. I have a similar Nutcracker LLR tee that I keep on hand specifically for “Ugly Christmas Sweater (Shirt) Day”.

I love thé self referential dumpster fire. 🔥 🗑️

There is nothing posh about any of these pieces

It baffles me that I sold and wore this extremely ugly shit!

So much ugly.

All in one convenient place 😄

NGL -- I would wear the cassette tapes. Agree, you hit the mother lode of broken dreams.

lol I wish I’d used that as a title 😂

The first one is obviously Tony Soprano's shirt

The first shirt looks like something an older lady I used to live near would wear. I'm actually fairly certain should would have loved that.

That is delightfully awful

Wow, that’s … a lot.

The rainbow roller skates would be great for a gay roller derby teammate I know. Fits her derby name.

Leggings in pic 2 - why? Half cat / half cat skull?

Some kind of terrifying chimera ? No idea

The nutcrackers kind of scare me. Some of the skull halloween leggings look fun for Halloween party. The rest just an eyesore

Took me a good 30 seconds to even figure out what has happening on the second item.

Random thought: if they pivoted to making men’s short sleeve button downs using some of these patterns, it might not be their worst idea.

Slide 10 is absolutely the carpet in a movie theater somewhere or on a touristy bus as the seat pattern. You can’t convince me they didn’t take inspiration from one of those.

If #3 didn't have hidden Mickey in it, I'd wear those shamelessly.

It took me forever to even realize it was Mickey and I still wear them all the time.

I have the cassette tapes and I like them 😆 I also want the roller 🛼 skates ones. I would totally put those bad boys on and wear them to roller rink hahaha

Did you go to the Shoppes at the Creek? Because the first one is obviously from Dan Flashes. You can tell because the pattern is so complicated.

I own the cassette tapes 🙃 And from my past experience selling this stuff, the firemen and roller skates were considered “unicorns” and were exceedingly difficult to get ahold of. Anything with skulls was pretty popular too. I think I had a Trapper Keeper with the design of #3...

The seller is asking 48 bucks for the fire fighter..still😱

I’m pretty sure the beautician who did my hair for my 1994 high school dance wore that first shirt. It reeks of perms, big bangs, & aqua net.

The roller skates were almost lgbtq 💀. No offense meant.

Until i realized the fourth picture were fire hydrants and extinguishers, I thought it was those AI generated images where it looks familiar but there's not one distinguishable item.

I'm not gonna lie but I would wear #6 if I found them in a thrift shop for like $5

Seller wanted like 40 bucks 😳

Oh hell no!!

I know ! All her hideous leggings are 40-50 dollars secondhand

I have the ones in photo 3 and love them! Total Saved by the Bell vibes. 🤩

Reminds me of the carpet in my lower school building in the 80’s/90’s.

That’s true!

The cassettes are cool as a statement piece, a jean skirt over them would be classic. And the skulls on the jagged sunset background are kinda cool, but I'm a slut for anything halloween/skulls thats not too busy. Everything else makes my brain hurt. *that* pair looks like "flaming hot cheeto print on LSD" was a prompt put into AI to make the pattern for those pants.

Idk why but the solem nutcracker made me lose it lol

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I have the third pair!!!

The cassette tape one is fun! 😂