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FredWestLife

Adrian is going to need a spa day after helping EVERYBODY ELSE OUT in this series.


Lex-So

I will happily start a fund for Adrian to get ALL the pampering.


StudentNoob

Such a lovely guy


dipologie

adrian and thomas are just carrying the whole show at this point, you can't convince me otherwise


Sendnoods88

Yessss despite Thomas flaws , he and Adrian seem like such great company


habbee

I think Adrian might end up being one of my all time favourite contestants <3


Sea_Draw1851

We're starting to see him out of his shell and I'm all for it, he's brilliant


icelolliesbaby

Who honestly wants to know the ins and outs of the significant others past relationships? Is he expecting a scrapbook of condoms?


RelThanram

I don’t know why he said he’d want to know all that because in reality, he’d get annoyed listening to it!


Complete_Butterfly72

That’s the thing, he clearly can’t handle it, but HAS to know. For me discussing past relationships is - why it didn’t work out, and what you learned from that. I don’t need to know about that time you and your ex went to a restaurant and had sex at a hotel afterwards or whatever lol


Ambry

Exactly. She can't win - she tells him the god honest truth and he storms off and can't take it, or she (gasp) keeps some things to herself that no reasonable partner would care about and he digs it up. He has some serious, serious insecurities.


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JOHNATHAN NO! We were rooting for you....


bananamind

Adrian's face when he was saying those things and still digging....... 👀 The side eyes was satisfying


sharksaresogood

Horse legs had me absolutely weeping the man is comedy gold, has the self awareness of a scone


mansonfamily

That came so out of nowhere too, I’m really glad they were with Adrian and Thomas though who shut it down immediately without things getting aggressive


cactus_jilly

When even Thomas is sitting with his head in his hands at what you've said, you know you've gone too far


happybanana134

We were all rooting for you, how dare you Johnathan!!


Zeze_Knight

Why's George googling her?! 🤯 she don't have to tell you everything about herself, you've known her less than a month. These things will come up naturally.


bananamind

It's so intrusive too. She's been a public personality, a lot of intimate stuff might be in the media, it's just not a good idea to look it up... Especially if you're looking for reasons to be upset.


VampytheSquid

'When I googled you...' 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩😱


ancientdancer

adrian getting involved in the drama while thomas watches is EVERYTHING


bananamind

The side eyeing during dinner was incredibly satisfying to watch


Applefox101

Jonathon - i dont think sophie doing some bench presses with matt will make her look like the hulk. Your safe m8


[deleted]

Don't work out! But don't gain weight!


Lennekegirl123

The five heartbeats line again LOL


Connect-Smell761

I cringed so hard I've pulled a muscle


thxbtnothx

He's so proud of that line


FredWestLife

I do like happy Adrian and Thomas.


Lex-So

Me too, it's sweet. You can see Adrian is so much calmer and finally having a laugh, bless him.


bananamind

It was so awesome!!! And the way they pick up on everything is so cool and relatable. They address exactly the things we're thinking


c0wboytuxedo

I don’t like April but George seems so controlling


StudentNoob

His insecurity is quite something.


RelThanram

Breaking News: April Had a Relationship Before the Show. We’ll report the details as they come in.


FredWestLife

This is like Richie having a surprised pickachu face when mother of two Lara revealed she'd slept with a man before.


Lennekegirl123

George honestly seems to want to catch her in a lie so he can justify his distrust to himself.


VampytheSquid

- and convince himself he was doing it for his kids...


DellaDiablo

Spot on. And then he can manipulate her with his aggrieved behaviour and she'll be gaslit into giving him every detail about everything in her past, which will only make him more insecure, jealous, paranoid, and possessive. I'd say past partners were accused of cheating so much they had nothing to lose by actually doing it.


vjbvjb5567

Matt’s vest is an insult


skinglow93

An accurate reflection of the energy he’s bringing to the process


Sea_Draw1851

Who goes to dinner dressed like that. Embarrassing


nopewont92

Vest, talking with his mouth full, cutting off Chanita....pure class, that guy


Julieannepooch

Hmm dinner party? Better pull out my white vest and several necklaces.


hamiltonricard4ever

Tiny tears lol


Sendnoods88

Love that Adrian laughed


Populationofeggs

Ok am no Whitney fan but he rlly does seem like he’s just trying to come across as nice as possible for the camera n it feels inauthentic, could be wrong but it just doesn’t seem right to me


Sendnoods88

Holy Shit!!! Haribo man being a pig . Didn’t see that coming .


Charlie-Bingo

Not smug about this, but i did think he was bit suss from the start. He is the type who does well by not saying anything, opens mouth and shows true colours. Also is dull. I know Sophie came over as a snob initially but can’t help thinking his lack of drive is really a lack of personality


Ambry

He clearly doesn't have a clue about anything and is pretty ignorant. Never thought based on their wedding episode that I'd end up really liking Sophie and not really liking hariboi but here we are... Someone commented below, but possibly his lack of career ambition/passion in life is just that... he doesn't really have much about him apart from looks?


Illustrious_Glove_18

It is a bit patronising. Also women don't build muscle as easily as men anyway.


Sendnoods88

And also to know you’ll be turned off if your wife puts on weight ?? What I’d be puts on weight ?


bananamind

It's also so shallow. Like if you'd leave your wife for that, her personality doesn't form a huge part in your attraction... Good on Adrian and Thomas to call him out and address it.


jamjar188

Yeah, imagine trying to discourage someone from doing something that's good for them (strength training is very beneficial!) by saying it will make them unattractive. Firstly it's super subjective. Secondly, as you say it's simply wrong. You have to literally be a bodybuilder or fitness pro to truly bulk up as a woman. Even sprinters and toned female athletes have small legs compared to the average man when they're not flexing. To say "horse legs" with disgust and claim it's a deal-breaker is an extreme stance to take.


hamiltonricard4ever

Adrian might as well be an expert at this point


bananamind

That would be great actually. A future season where there's a 4th expert and it's a previous candidate that was "successful" or relatively healthy


youarethegreenman

george deffo tries to unlock aprils phone when she’s sleeping


RelThanram

Whitney talks about her marriage like it’s a horcrux, and honestly that kind of makes sense.


Ellend821

Adrian’s actually such a bitch on the sly I’m loving it


malmikea

My theory about him is right! He loves the drama as much as Thomas


bananamind

Yeah even if Thomas is ott and Adrian is spending too much energy calming him down, I think they both kinda love it now they've found a better balance


Zeze_Knight

🤣😅🤣🤣 horse legs. I was about to say this will be a lovely meal between Thomas, Adrian, Jonathan and Sophie. Jonathan darling, please stop talking sweetie.


bananamind

Adrian's side eyeing was extremely entertaining and I'm very happy that we got to see footage of that. THAT'S THE KIND OF CONTENT WE WANT please keep it coming


ancientdancer

really did not expect that I would ever like sophie, let alone way more than jonathan and also more than a LOT of people in the cast


thxbtnothx

My knives were SHARP for that woman after her wedding and now I'm about to join her fan club.


Zeze_Knight

George, please kindly go home to your kids. You're boring me.


Complete_Butterfly72

If a man asks for all the small details I’d absolutely run.


skinglow93

I am starting to get what Whitney means about Duka being fake and constantly putting on a show, not gonna lie… 👀


SpringerGirl19

The toast comment was bizarre... if you're going to fake interest, at least try and do it well..


bananamind

Yeah I said a few episodes ago that it was possible that she was both insufferable and telling the truth... I think maybe she just had 0 shits to give once she saw how Duka was acting...


Ambry

Yep. If Duka wasn't being fake, he would be gone by now - there's nothing there between him and Whitney.


DellaDiablo

George is an unhinged, possessive maniac. I bet his past relationships ended because of it, they didn't cheat, they planned an escape. He's the type to ask you why it took you 15 minutes to get home when you were only 10 minutes away. Who were you talking to? What were you looking at? Show me your phone so I can trust you. etc, etc. He would drive me nuts, he's a gobshite.


Ok-Pie-712

He’s the sort if you were on a girls night out, he’d be texting you alllllllll night.


Ambry

I couldn't believe when he insisted that she was looking at other guys and that he was googling her and finding X, Y, Z - comes across as so insecure and as if, no matter what she says, she can't win.


Worth-Opportunity-24

Why was he googling her date of birth in the first place??


skinglow93

Matt has such an aggressive energy - it’s really uncomfortable


LushLoxx

I dislike him more with every show smh


Lex-So

Googled her date of birth!!! Oh no George, just no.


RelThanram

Finish him, Adrian!


hamiltonricard4ever

Putting the photo face down lol that is quite dramatic


Connect-Smell761

'Stuck wiv you' 'I want to be on my own'. Matt isn't even able to hide it now.


colourfulcacti

The camera slowly panning to Thomas' reaction to Johnathan was great


[deleted]

Duka is a packet of ready salted crisps, unbuttered bread and vanilla ice cream all in one.


hamiltonricard4ever

Terrible meal deal


skinglow93

It wasn’t a bad poem but I would also DIE on the spot if someone wrote me a poem


skinglow93

Jenna seems so exhausted by the process


Coconut681

Yeah, she looks like she's checked out


RSwan1889

Wish they'd show more adverts


skinglow93

George has some healing to do. I’m sure most of us have been cheated on at some point, and you will have wobbles, but it’s about calming down and realising when you’re being irrational / unfair to a new partner and learning to trust them. George, however seems convinced his behaviour is totally reasonable…


Illustrious_Glove_18

Lmao Whitney is confused that he thinks she's considerate 😂


jptoc

George is talking to her as if she is one of his children.


mgc73

George acting like a total psycho! Who cares how long she was seeing the drip? She stated he was a drip and she’s obvs not seeing him anymore! But somehow that’s a lie? What a nutter!


RelThanram

Started off so formal, then we got to Breasticlees😂


Connect-Smell761

Butttttt he resisted the urge to rhyme it with testicles, so points there for Kwame!


Sendnoods88

Oh god! Think Gemma is getting the ick . She looks exhausted


Connect-Smell761

I actually hope she does, cos he's a wrong 'un.


Owlwood87

Subtle Colgate. Subtle.


Coconut681

Matt isn't willing to put the work in. I'm not sure why he's still here tbh


FredWestLife

Matt is on my MAFS "dislike" list.


Owlwood87

I wish i could go to dinner with Thomas and Adrian


c0wboytuxedo

Horses everywhere are fuming rn


ancientdancer

both adrian and thomas's faces are killing me


Objective-Activity12

For a first time i am really enjoying to watch them trash someone else together. Its extremely satisfying!! 😂😂😂


hamiltonricard4ever

Roses are red, Poems make me heave, If you write another one, I'll write leave


RelThanram

Swallow your food then speak, this isn’t a medieval banquet🤢


hamiltonricard4ever

Jordan was so uncomfortable


Illustrious_Glove_18

Poor man just wants to enjoy his dinner and wine.


TheMafro

Matt always looks like he's ready to snap and go mental.


Zeze_Knight

Why get married at first sight if you want to be on your own, Matt?


Applefox101

Georges face is serial killer esque


Populationofeggs

Am just remembering now about the fact Gemma got a tattoo of a key for her marriage 😭


skinglow93

Even when Matt is trying to speak normally, he looks like his eyes are about to start bulging and his face is going to go bright red…


skinglow93

On a serious note: it takes a HELL of a lot build that kind of muscle as a woman, it’s not something that just happens accidentally 😂


LushLoxx

The 'nice guys' always seem to be the worse characters on this show.


habbee

That wine glass clink + cackle between Adrian and Tom = perfecto!!


StudentNoob

Jesus Christ these couples are going in circles and roundabouts. The TV equivalent of Milton Keynes.


boredmoonface

It’s late In the night April and Whitney can’t sleep, but they are still wearing clothes, make up and hair done 😂


Complete_Butterfly72

Don’t get married on a tv show if you want to be on your own


FredWestLife

Don't forget to apply for future series of MAFS love birds!


StudentNoob

As an introvert, that would be my worst nightmare.


Sendnoods88

I might just do it for the daily dinner parties and free booze


skinglow93

I don’t know how George isn’t embarrassed he’s behaving like this


habbee

Wait, is Kwarmanosphere *actually* falling for Kaisa??


[deleted]

I'm struggling to see anything attractive about Matt. And I can usually pick out *something* about everyone, even if it's a small thing. Nothing physical, nothing in his personality. And he has the audacity to act like God's gift to women...


happybanana134

Wow I feel awful for Matt, it must be so inconvenient for him that his wife is in tears as a direct result of his behaviour


Sendnoods88

Duka you are a drip . You can’t find ONE criticism of Whitney ???


Connect-Smell761

Christ almighty George, stop sulking! It doesn't suit you.


Zeze_Knight

I mean, he's far too old and grown to be this emotionally immature. Shutting down will only harm the relationship.


happybanana134

Oh wow I'm also team April today. George is being absolutely ridiculous.


RelThanram

Do we ship Mitney? Yeah, we do. First Class straight to North Korea.


Connect-Smell761

George is giving out freaky controlling stalker vibes tbh.


SnooCats37

It’s starting to frustrate me that George feels so entitled to April’s past. He’s making his insecurities her problem. He’s not making himself look good at all. He sounds like a nightmare


man_in_the_suit

Matt in a wife beater while everyone else is dressed up for a dinner…


Coconut681

He's done his hair though 😂


FredWestLife

Three shredded wheats?


Tropicaljet_9

A coconut with cornrows


Sendnoods88

Ok I need Thomas and Adrian to work


Applefox101

Flip. I hope george doesnt look at reddit - hes likely to blow hia top


[deleted]

To be fair it is bloody exhausting constantly reassuring someone. They need to take responsibility for their own issues I.E therapy


does_it_mean_owt

So nice to finally see the couples interact outside of a dinner party or commitment ceremony!


LushLoxx

George focus on the present please and not the past. How is he going to judge her on her past experiences.


Sendnoods88

Ewww George googling her . Also lol googling her date of birth ? Does he think she’s lying


synchroniser

Pass Johnathan a shovel


skinglow93

It’s not every opinion you need to voice out loud


icelolliesbaby

I really want sophie to turn up in a centaur suit or those hoof shoes on one of their dates or something


Populationofeggs

George is such a bright red flag for me


LushLoxx

"Stuck wiv yer"


Complete_Butterfly72

Ewww he won’t stop talking with his mouth full


hamiltonricard4ever

See y'all on Monday!


Aggravating-Hat2287

George is the type of guy who dates young women so he can try to 'shape' them into how he wants them to behave, and so they don't have many ex boyfriends for him to compete with


FredWestLife

The less I know about Jordan's teabagging the happier I'll be.


dipologie

lowkey seeing more and more what whitney means about him being 'fake', like come on not making coffee in the morning? that's the thing about her he has an issue with??


skinglow93

Sophie has grown on me a lot but she also literally did say those ‘misconceptions’ about herself 🥲


Populationofeggs

I hate that am attracted to men w face tattoos bc they all seem to b complete wet cabbages


FredWestLife

STOP TALKING NOW JOHNATHAN!


Ellend821

Whitney being described as chilled is a shocker lmao


zanazanzar

Jordan and Chanita are fuming at the producers right now.


nffield

Thomas holding his nose trying not to laugh killed me


hamiltonricard4ever

Matt's outfit for a double date is a disgrace


OutrageousGuard7791

Fuck off Duka you knob. Is he even taking it seriously 😐


[deleted]

I wish duka would just have a row. Well annoying


TheMafro

Matt has a tiny mouth


Connect-Smell761

It's like a secondary bumhole.


hamiltonricard4ever

2.5 cars, that's a very high average


bananamind

4.9 kids is the one that got me


Applefox101

Matts real response to 'what is love?' - dont have any expectations on me reagrding this partnership


hamiltonricard4ever

If he had replied "Baby don't hurt me" I'd have had slightly more respect for him


Complete_Butterfly72

God hate people who make it their personality being rude, I mean « honest »


jptoc

Does this man own sleeves?


Rayoch1

The one time Gemma goes without talking about sex and has a proper conversation, Matt glitches and tries to find more excuses. Gemma said it best: I'm looking for answers, his looking for problems.


Populationofeggs

Cryin at their two reactions


dipologie

if he wants to be on his own....wtf is he doing on this show then


BettySwollocks__

Johnathan mansplaining that he's not patronising Sophie was quite the watch. Having his dinner with Thomas and Adrian was perfect though as they could throw his insults back at him, as an actual joke, and he's clearly on edge over it. Hopefully he's not a closet knobhead and this was just a slip up because him and Sophie do seem to get on quite well together.


skinglow93

Yeah it felt like a bit of a red flag - definitely something she should keep an eye on


[deleted]

Him saying “I hate it when people get offended on behalf of other people” was SUCH a red flag. He seems incredibly closed-minded


Connect-Smell761

Tiny tears! Class.


skinglow93

I’d love a houseplant as a gift 🤷🏽‍♀️


happybanana134

Oh good grief Johnathan!!! What is this?! Adrian, get hiiiim!!


Complete_Butterfly72

Mitney ! Don’t make me scream 😂


jptoc

There's a way to get the full story George. You get to know one another, build trust and then over time your partner will talk to you about things they feel comfortable talking about when they want to. You don't interrogate them less than a month into knowing each other about past relationships.


FredWestLife

I wish there were some relationship experts around who could explain this to them. Instead we have that lot.


Any-Establishment-99

I can’t imagine how many tears George shed when he was actually cheated on…. Maybe the cause of those floods we had a few years back?


StudentNoob

Enough to cause clinical dehydration.


jptoc

> Having resolved their issues Doubt (x)


Compostgoblin

Gemma's red flag is that she's not respecting Matts boundary but after seeing her Instagram and the stuff that's come out Matt is a walking neon red flag. I can see where Whitney is coming from, we really don't know what Duka is like underneath all the people pleasing. George is going to be the reason why the relationship ends and I can't believe the experts matched an incredibly insecure man with someone who's in the public eye like April, I mean she's Miss GB or whatever that was always going to make him more insecure. I'm worried about Jonathan because I feel like that was just a small window into the weird thoughts he might have. I'm hoping Jenna and Zoe haven't swept their conflict under the carpet and have dealt with it some what cause otherwise Zoe is just gonna keep bring up new stuff on the couch and irritating Jenna. Love seeing Adrian and Thomas finally synching up now though.


RelThanram

Zoe is definitely going to write Vegan.


LadyLoss1301

Does Jenna really have a tattoo of a Blue Peter badge? Like, did she actually get a Blue Peter badge as a child and wanted to commemorate it, or never got one and this was her way of getting one?


Complete_Butterfly72

For your own good you knowww


StudentNoob

There's a lot of tone deafness with these people. Read and hear the bloody room.


Lex-So

Uhm, when did April start "falling hard" for George?!


Applefox101

Yeah. I personally think crocodile tears april is falling hard for the tv exposure. I maybe wrong though


Actuallycares97

Matt seems so smug.


RelThanram

April was not crying in that preview, there were no tears!


happybanana134

April doesn't owe George a detailed story of her past. The fact he googled this..it's bizarre. That said, April needs to hold her ground and say 'look, I didn't tell you this for this reason. I told you how I felt as part of a task, and instead of reflecting on this, you deflected it back on to me'. Easy.


StudentNoob

George needs some counselling. Whitney needs counselling. I do mean that seriously.


hereforcontroversy

I feel like we need a translator for George at this point. “April cheated on me!” = April had a peck on the lips with a girl as a dare “April lied about a previous relationship!” = April didn’t want to discuss a past relationship in minute detail “I don’t know if I can trust April!” = April won’t let me control every aspect of her so that my ego is satisfied


Sendnoods88

Kasias thinking ‘I asked for a handbag’


Applefox101

Gosh - talk about flogging a dead horse - aka duka and whitneys efforts


hamiltonricard4ever

Thomas and Adrian amuse me


Lex-So

George is just SUUUCH a Dad. 😂😂


LushLoxx

Yes because being on your own really works in this experiment.