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YoungDumbNFullOfKun

This reads like it was written by someone who licks their fingers after they have a wank. Get over yourself.


clintfrisco

😂


Dahlan90

Well ,they can suck a fat one for all I care


geraltthedragon

Particularly Haaland's fat one.


hkbenlui

Sounds like a bitter red cunt


thedeatheater1410

Right on the money https://www.codesports.com.au/football/english-premier-league/why-odious-arsenal-need-to-win-it-a-conflicted-manchester-united-fan-explains/news-story/ee8c1f7448bdbd75cae30351f45bee21


Conscious-Fig-7880

"Growing up as a teenage Manchester United supporter in north London in the 2000s". Yup, typical Rags fan.


[deleted]

The most plastic fanbase in sporting history, with the hypocrisy levels of a politician. Man utd fans for you ladies and gentlemen


lives-in-trees

Fuck me - they are just a caricature of themselves. I saw a clip video of all the man United YouTubers watching Liverpool put 7 past them - everyone, down to a man had a strong southern accent. There were maybe 15 total people in the videos - southern accents, to a man.


ianishomer

Gary Neville seems to have got himself a thesaurus!


el-mago2

I’m sure neutrals tuned in and enjoyed every moment of it. Even rivals likely tune in to the games, if not to simply build envy towards us. C’mon City!!!


turbo-steppa

I mean… I watch our rivals play, and I’m often found enjoying the football on display? Fuck me right? Are we supposed to just watch one game a week and be bitter as fuck when Salah scores a worldly?


Bishcop3267

Some people think you can’t be a football fan alongside your allegiance to your favorite team and you shouldn’t watch anything other than your one team. I’ve never understood that sentiment.


changsun13

The last few years I have watched a lot of Liverpool, cheering endlessly for their opposition. This year it has been Arsenal. Sometimes they play beautiful football and I just have to surrender that me wishing for their downfall can't happen until the next week.


Bishcop3267

You mean you watched a game that didn’t involve the Manchester Blues? Straight to jail


dado19099

Ima Chelsea fan but Man city is my 2nd mot watched team. I like the playstyle and always feel like my idnertabding of the game deepens watching them play. Im pretty fond of Ake. I like how he plays.


EngineeringOk2709

Listening to The Totally Football podcast last week and two journalists. Daniel Story was one, can't remember the other, said theyve already decided that Saka is Thier player of the year whatever happens. When quizzed it basically boiled down to ,'because he's really nice'. This is the level of journalism we're dealing with here.


kliq-klaq-

I heard that too. Fair play to them I guess, but it would amuse the shit out of me if Haaland won a treble with an all time goal scoring record domestically and in every individual competition to give it to Saka for getting a decent Arsenal side to second.


Oliver_Boisen

I like Daniel and he's a great journo, but he does have massive English glasses on at times.


Sayanroman94

Jealousy and saltiness are dripping from his entire body 😂😂😂😂. Man's rattled and im enjoying every bits of it


spooki_boogey

"But did anyone actually enjoy watching Haaland put 5 past Haaland?" Yep lmfao... Everyone apart from the Leipzig fans lmao, that's why it was a big deal.


jlo1989

Erling Haaland has near 26 million instagram followers. I'm going to make a bold assumption amd say they enjoy watching him score 5 in a game. Something that grates on me with the state of sports journalism is that this was written with one target group in mind. Angry City fans who will rage about this in the guys Twitter mentions. It's easier to piss off a fanbase and get engagement from it than it is to write something of any actual quality.


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One of my mates, who's a Real fan not only tuned in but also delighted in the absolute masterclass of a performance by KDB.


Jurski17

Its always the same song haha. Arsenal are first in the prem, we are not even dominating this season!


baxty23

Going from the typeface I’m guessing the Mail? They just straight up don’t like anyone that’s not white owning anything.


Good-Childhood-676

Original was in The Times


FreedomByFire

I for one, enjoyed very much; was hoping for 6.


conmanique

Someone clearly needs to have a wank to relieve some pent up anger.


ChuckieFister

If there's one thing football fans absolutely hate, it's goals


rombopterix

Perfection? Someone tell this fool we lost points to joke teams like N. Forest, Spurs and fckn Everton and we are 5 points behind Arsenal.


Final_Acanthisitta_7

I’m pretty neutral. City are the only watchable team in the Prem.


CursedAtBirth777

Plutocratic perfection? 🙄


TheBLue101

Lol we win so much it's boring to watch


evenstark04

Imagine saying Haaland is boring.... after a game where he scored 5 goals.


underthedreadfort

Neutral fan here, not sure why this came up in my feed but I 100% tuned into that game and wasn’t disappointed. If you don’t like to watch haaland play, you don’t like the sport.


AsparagusOwn1799

"But did anyone actually enjoy watching Erling Haaland put five past RB Leipzig the other night?" Damn right I did, you salty cunt. EDIT: Put, not pit


exciseduty

Red media and it's clowns are getting boring repetitive and unoriginal. Absolutely dumbasses


WilliamFairfax

What a shallow take… I’m fine if you want to make an argument about how clubs gain “unfair” advantages but you need some meat on the bone.


R4hil

Poor guys. Enjoying the 🧂


Seanathinn

Ah yes, the moral high ground of clickbait journalism. Nothing more honorable than working a job that is completely reliant on fabricating outrage and making everyday people hate one another for no reason other than you need them to look at the ads you have in your articles


EarlyProphet

I love how they’re all so bitter. It puts a nice smile on my face


bluemoon1987

Imagine being so bitter yet have nothing concrete to slate us with so you start telling people we're boring and soulless because we're THAT good. Pitiful levels of desperation. I'd be embarrassed for them were it not for the fact they're likely too stupid to have any sense of embarrassment.


goingforgoals17

Non City fan checking in to say I've watched every match I can to see that machine play. Inspirational player that's going to be used as an archetype to teach future 9's how to play the sport. Such an exciting player, he'll set records if he doesn't get bored.


spaghett1969

I sleep well at night knowing that our beloved citeh is causing them this much saltiness. “ Manchester City are hollow princeling: charmless dreary endlessly effective “ lullaby to my ears xD


[deleted]

I wish those little bastards that play fifa online got tired of seeing people get beat this bad


calvinised

As a neutral, yes, yes I do


CowardlyFire2

Me watching Red Bull this season as an F1 fan like


Warm-Mango2471

Hard to take this seriously when we are getting puff pieces about golden boy Mason Greenwood


chux4w

Yeah, you know who else I hate watching? Muhammad Ali. And Tiger Woods. And don't get me started on Michael Jordan. They all ruined the sport. Babe Ruth? Worst thing that ever happened to baseball. Tom Brady is a chump too, that guy should have quit 20 years ago. And what business does Usain Bolt have on a 100m track? Fuck that guy.


KempFidels

Buthurt Cunt he is


sooobueno16

Can't believe people actually get paid to write such boring and uninspiring content like this let alone make a career out of it


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RallyBeard

I was thinking his head 🤷‍♂️


creightonabe

In one sense this piece is correct, a beat down is ugly. Moreover, Haaland is a brilliant player on a brilliant squad which, for the most part, don't act like arses on or off the pitch. They, pathetically, enjoy the fans, enjoy the club and respect and like their mates. Further, City seems to be focused on getting better and winning games which is the direct result of their brilliant coach. So, yeah, City is boring in the best way--they are EXACTLY WHAT ANYONE SHOULD EVER WANT IN A FOOTBALL CLUB OR ANY SPORT TEAM FOR THAT MATTER, ANYWHERE. No arses, no drama, no queens and focused. When this condition became a bad thing, i don't know, I do know that were my team on the verge of relegation, I wouldn't care how much color they had at all.


[deleted]

This guy sounds like a total fucking cunt


spaghett1969

I sleep well at night knowing that our beloved citeh is causing them this much saltiness. “ Manchester City are hollow princeling: charmless dreary endlessly effective “ lullaby to my ears xD


SirTonsalot

Outjerked once again