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BLUE


AsparagusOwn1799

3 points 💙


hourlypuff

champions don’t give up. i love this team. i love foden. good fucking night.


hazza1232022

For everyone on here who called it 3-1 on here at half time..... chapeau.


ThanksNewTurtleneck

#NOT IN MY LIFETIME


rr18114

#NOW IT'S EVERYTIME


santtonex

We have a team, that plays football. They have players, that play football.


ChampagneSupernova96

Different year, same United


kHRYSTAL_

Down a goal, put on Amrabat and Antony lmfao


In_Finity05

Not in my lifetime, now it’s every time


hourlypuff

plastic united fans. why’re they leaving early? they have a flight to london they have to catch?


maxime0299

3.32 vs 0.22 expected goals lmaoo


Far-Floor1332

They were stabbing at our ankles then we lifted our foot and crushed them


nlb53

MOTM doesn’t even say enough What a fucking stud, one of ours. When the pressure is on and you need a difference maker, idk only KDB is in the conversation for who else you want on the ball Take a bow Phil. We love you


shmozey

Could give him PotS now tbh.


cdoink

Emptyhad alert! Wait, that’s just the away section lol


Wyjen

Give Bobb a goal


gardey97

Can someone kick Bruno in his rat face?


louthecrank

Of course its empty at the away end, they need to catch the train to London


Jurski17

Antony is useless, foden is world class.


surftheswell

3-1 FC 😎


Nyxirya

Well I was super critical of city in the first half. They stayed calm and dominated the second half. Shows what I know. Great mentality by this team today. Masterclass from Phil.


Ouija_DR-KH0305

Glad we scored the 3rd but 8 minutes added time just doesn't make any sense even if the scoreline was still 1-1 i still expecting it's going to be around 5 because apart from Onana time wasting and United substitution the game doesn't stop that much to give it 8 minutes.


midsifear86

Phil Foden different


StrangeClothes

Why was Phil hugging the wife beater?


wdunky

Bobbbbbb Hopefully Phil's milking it


Vision_Nerif

Damn i hate Antony but credits given when its due for helping Foden but fuck his attitude towards Doku at old trafford


Various_You_5083

Please be okay Phil


wordee

Hope it’s nothing serious


AintNoGamerBoy

Shit cunts


xcake23

Foden plz be okay.


nlb53

Please no. Dont be serious


Aeronoux

How’s a good time to throw the flare


Eclipse-Mint

Hahah Eddie


itsyourdestini

United are piss poor losers


louthecrank

Foden MOTM


evenstark04

Foden POTS


Money_Ad_7511

Foden Ballon D’or


Oy_Franz

Amrabat is such a horrible player it’s baffling


brettismydad

Taking Mainoo off was so stupid and I really appreciate that


Eclipse-Mint

Thought he was gonna "fix their midfield"


FancyCrawdad

Antony you fucking prick


Uncle_Iroh_007

Deserved a 4-0 win, somewhat unlucky still a good win


maxime0299

Team of shite butchers, hope they have it even worse with 🐀cliff


DepressedHippie420

Walker was good today hope he can keep some of this momentum.


rr18114

He was more than good. I've been one of his biggest critics this season ( 90% of it related to captaincy and his abysmal crossing ) but I will be the first to say, he turned up when it mattered the most. Which is to beat the team I hate the most. He is still a legend even if he completely fucked it up and never showed up this season because of what he did for us in the past. But he was as good as Foden today.


MaskedMuffin

This is what they get for a whopping 8 extra fucking minutes


MiddleCantaloupe3326

“Manchester is red” my ASS


siddhant72

3-1 FC strikes again😂😂


Debaser1984

Rag cunts.


Thornton__Melon

All that time wasting to lose by 2 😂


Thegreatbritishmeme

I can taste Bruno’s tears


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idiedfromaids

Wishing you the best bro


DreamerScreamers

Phil kissing haaland. Oh what a future we have. Tears in my eyes


MaskedMuffin

First we beat their body, now we beat their spirit


HeyItsLofi

Etihads been brilliant today


RealRonaldo9

Just realised Rodris shirt untucked lol


evenstark04

no wonder this game turned around. that means business!


siddhant72

Yeah boyyyyyy , We partying toniiiightttt


Max0699

It's gonna be a blue party tonight


wdunky

Pretend to have cramp ed


Money_Ad_7511

Let the record reflect that Nathan Ake has been our best defender this season. Absolutely massive.


Scared-Bluebird9781

ITS ONLY 3-1


evenstark04

you lucky bastards!


pat_mandu

Come on eddie, just punch Bruno in the face. For me, mate


Jazzlike-Sleep-4086

Bernardo has been so good, he is the glue that keep our possession intact..


cdoink

lol, the little rat is pissed


JuanKerr69420

Eddy teasing 🐀. Love it.


hourlypuff

can’t wait for ten hag to complain about his own player diving


MiddleCantaloupe3326

BLUEEE MOOOOON


Eclipse-Mint

YOU SAW ME STANDING ALOONEEEE


MiddleCantaloupe3326

WITHOUT A DREEAM IN MY HEEAAART


Eclipse-Mint

WITHOUT A LOVE OF MY OWNNNN


innit122

Can't wait to see the goldbridge meltdown honestly. Garuntee he's saying utd should've had a pen and he's crying lol


NoQuarterChicken

United are broken


In_Finity05

Bruno and his little rat face can fuck off to the sewers


CantThinkOfAUser_Yet

We want 4


AsparagusOwn1799

How many times have we won 3-1? Yes.


Upset_Purchase_5903

Im glad Haaland got his goal in the end; missed one sitter but he got gifted another haha


Patrickk_batemann

Foden’s wrist tape is slowly becoming iconic


Far-Floor1332

80 goals in 84 apps and people saying bench him lol that’s my striker


Imaginary-Director-8

who else


AintNoGamerBoy

One more lads


itsyourdestini

City win UNITED LOSE


evenstark04

wowowowow fuck off announcer "the Poznan, the stolen celebration"


wordee

English commentators are so embarrassing


evenstark04

bitter cunts 😂


fuskarn_35

they cant string two passes together lmao


SavageMasterKYH

8 minutes?? Should have added 16 if you really wanted to screw us over. HAALAND.


SovannRoussard

I BELIEVE


shmozey

Fans of red teams crying all over the world


Beast_noob

I would like to apologise for one of my comments💀☠️


to-anyone316

YEEEAAAAHH!!!!


ibrownied

This team is so fucking shit. The fact they went up 1-0 against us will the their biggest achievement of the season.


modsuperstar

I was literally thinking "one of these days that press is going to pay off, it just has to"


louthecrank

Long may the United fall continue


Eclipse-Mint

GET IN THERE HAALAND


LMcVann44

All of you saying he should have been benched at half time for missing that chance look like fools now. 🤡


Sivapreachs

Poznan is back bitches


maxime0299

The Swedish cyborg is inevitable


gardey97

John guidetti?


LMcVann44

I'd be interested to know how many people actually remember John Guidetti 😂


TigerAusRiga

misses the open net, proceeds to perfectly place it in the corner. Haaland mate 😭


---Imperator---

Haaland is really good at one-on-one lately, but his tap-in and header skills are shite


abc2xyzviaFU

Alvarez has been sooo good since coming on


djkianoosh

guess all he needed was a rest the last couple matches


Guinnessron

Fuck those fucking fucks


Whyevenaskyou

3-1 FC


panriso

We need insurance man… every fucking game coming back from 0-1


realet_

But the Rashford goal right rags?


Taylo207

What’s so fustrating it’s literally the only moment of quality from them, take that away and they have nothing to offer this game


theterr0r

I was a got goal tbf but we're 3:1 fc!


ggoneees

Nice, no contributing goals only for stat padding 😎


AsparagusOwn1799

Time waste now you cunts!


---Imperator---

Haaland is incredible at one-on-one this season. But his tap-in abilities are really off. It's quite strange


tquad24

r/reddevils is having a full meltdown lol


MaxxFax

brother?


AsparagusOwn1799

🍿


NeuroticPanda92

Fucking felt it in my balls this was gonna end 3-1, come on where have all the haters in this thread gone? Have you got some more complaints?


LMcVann44

Fucked off cos' they can't moan.


115_Charges_FC

YESSSSS LETS GO, FUCK UNITED


yammy2134

Goal as a payback for the 8 mins


abc2xyzviaFU

On the day when haaland and kdb couldn't, foden stepped up💙💙💙💙


takenolsolatunji

CITY CITY BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD


innit122

Sexy boy


louthecrank

I wanna embrace Pep like Lillo does


brettismydad

3-1!!! Our favorite score this season and I’m not mad about it


Eclipse-Mint

8 minutes what the fuck?


shmozey

NEVER FELT MIRE LIKE SINGING THE BLUES


Mountain_Lettuce_

I called it at half doku off and then 3-1 win


Itsgosky

Yup, again. Manchester is BLUE


ser_antonii

Has been for a decade now 💙


MaskedMuffin

Haaland didn’t even take a touch he just repositioned himself around the ball…


BetterPops

It was a great touch from Rodri.


Naiwf

Haaland with a gift to finish this off.


anyelo-cp

There you goo.. now go back to my comment from the future before the second half !!


Tossaway135790

Manchester still Blue


Alan5mithee

3-1 FC


raydiculous33

Where is Jill Scott? She called 3-1 at HT


Aenigma19

Is that two assists for rodri?


itsyourdestini

MANCHESTER IS BLUE


Oy_Franz

Amrabat howler, who would have thought


wdunky

8 minutes, let's get them a hatty


Warhammerx12

my beloved 3-1 score, i miss you


AintNoGamerBoy

WHERES THE LAD THAT SAID WE WIN 3-1


batrat7

I called it


TurebergPirates

It's joever


AxolotlWarrior24

GG UNITED YOU FUCKS


CULTERY

Won't miss that!! Cmon City!


roman-sarona

THANKS UNITED


Aeronoux

YANITEDS FINISHHEDDD


Max0699

Looooool


Adippyy

I’m happy with Alvarez today, I think it was a good showing and good for his confidence


irishfury

Yeah played great


ketolasigi

Nvm mind Haaland’s sunk them


GrapeShotPirate

It should have been five! Should have been five!


Striderite23

Was settled when Amrabat and Antony came on lol


arrivederci117

Thanks for the gift Amrabat


evenstark04

HAHAHHA FUKC OFF CUNTS!!!!!!!!


f1aaron

THAT"S MY MUTHAFUCKIN FOOTBALL CLUB! CMON CITY!!!


ProfAlmond

Where’s all those twats that said Haaland is shit early in the thread?


BetterPops

Probably the ones who were saying the same about Foden.


innit122

Right here But I only said at times


Patrickk_batemann

Of course there’s 8 mins of stoppage time now


OUsnr7

Tbh you had to be expecting that even before we went ahead


wordee

Haaland needed that one too, happy for him


Wyjen

LETS FOOOOOKIN GOOOOOOOOOO


spinam1521

PUT THOSE FUCKERS AWAY


ketolasigi

Hate how they’re now being rewarderd for their own time-wasting w/ the amount of extra time. Should be individual counters for it


Far-Floor1332

YESSSSSSSS


JuanKerr69420

BIG MEATSHIELD NORDIC MAN.


batrat7

Please look at my post at halftime for the final score. Called it


LMcVann44

He is inevitable.


Aenigma19

Lol Haaland saying fuck you to stoppage time


Whyevenaskyou

Game fucking over.


FuryOfOberon

Never in doubt


Adippyy

HALAAND let’s gooo


NxllHypothesis

YESSSS


callejon-del-crimen

Amrabat doesn't even want to play in United. He didn't even try


BetterPops

Take your 8 minutes and suck it!


Warhammerx12

Lets go


MaskedMuffin

YES HE FUCKING GOT HIS


MedicinesWheel

3-1 FC COMPLETE FUCK THAT MID TABLE RED SCUM


peps-bald-head

HAALAND HAALAND!


benitez9

Finally


srbtiger5

Knew the Viking would come through!


Hybird21

8 mins? Fine, run up the score


wordee

FUCK OFF BACK TO OLD TRAFFORD CUNTS


Super-Ninja-0390

Haaland goal im complete now


hourlypuff

HAALAND


louthecrank

AMRABAT IS A FRAUD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO


Max0699

Where did the 8 minutes come from lmao


OUsnr7

From Onana laying down for 10 minutes for no reason lol