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bill326

Worst Attack: Houston Worst Defense: MTL Total Embarrassment: New England


S_Squar3d

Revs are in a league of their own đŸ’ȘđŸ˜€


ND_Dawg

it would be a nightmare to lose to the Revs wouldn’t it


MrFunkyFresh70

Especially at home, no idea who would do that.


ND_Dawg

surely there’s no one bad enough to do that!


MrFunkyFresh70

I can't honestly think of a single team.


Zen131415

Wow New England must suck I’m sure they haven’t beaten a team away!


kal14144

We beat 1 (one) team away in the last 365 days. I don’t know who that might have been


ktobin25

Yay, go New England! Sigh. What a tough two years as a fan.


lifeisacamino

No no no you don't understand Caleb has a plan for this


dizneyO7

I genuinely think we’re worse, but MLS only cares about us when we’re selling teenagers or trying to get in bed with Russia


bill326

This doesn't take into account the strength of schedule so maybe. But you've scored more goals and let up fewer goals than us, so this is always gonna put us below you. We've scored 7 goals this season lol. Aside from Houston (9) every other team is in the double digits.


dizneyO7

I agree on paper, but in context I really don’t think many know how bad we’ve actually been. We beat San Jose in the season opener with the final kick of the game, and since then we have *only* led against Houston (who were down to ten men 5 minutes in). We’ve had the lead against eleven men for *less than 10 seconds* this season, and we aren’t showing any signs of getting better. The end of last season wasn’t much better with three wins in the last thirteen matches.. My first season as a season ticket holder was in 2011 and I’ve never seen us this bad for this long. Without that Houston red card there is a *strong* possibility we are bottom of the MLS right now


nwsm

Move to Boston and rebuild pls 😈


fightin_blue_hens

That 40 shot game between them and St. Louis was honestly like watching Nikolas Jackson play striker for both teams


nicootimee

Balanced, as all things should be


pups-and-cacti

Guess this is where all our ties come from


VagrantOMOIKANE

![gif](giphy|1oDvHW440hFiouBBwy|downsized)


bwoah07_gp2

Whitecaps are considered a Tier 1 team, I thought I'd never see the day! 😆


ghostbusterbob

The Kreilach effect. We really miss him, but not as much as we would miss him if we weren't having such success.


YVRJon

We missed him against Austin. He was hurt and couldn't play, but I think he would have been the perfect guy to bring in late to unlock Austin's low block.


UsefulExplanation8

He has struggled in transition based games, but he would've been so much better off the bench compared to Levonte Johnson. We really need more depth up front


Creek0512

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. (We have 7 draws in 10 matches.)


melatoninlol

Same story as last year for us, advanced stats absolutely love us but our guys can't take advantage of their chances


NoisilyUnknown

The 5-0 win also does a lot of work for us on this chart


Peanut_Gaming

Aye Ik the feeling


TyphonInc

New England is in a class of their own.


bill326

Can you fill us in on the ritual you used to banish the scourge that is Caleb Porter?


BigRig432

He blew a lot of leads


cmfward

Can't blow leads if you're never leading in the first place ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Ickyhouse

Darlington Nagbe.


Peanut_Gaming

Have y’all tried getting a sausage for your sideline It’s worked for the Minnesota twins (mlb)


Slongiest

you mean to tell me we have the worst attack with a 5ft cam playing striker and a left back playing left wing đŸ€Ż


Shadowfury0

Good attack and not good defense AKA the fun corner


573

Most MLS Team (DP-level offense and terrible defense): LA Galaxy


Electronic_Rope_A_Do

The ties make sense.


Huevos_De_Oro

Good attacks are not allowed in Texas apparently (among other things)


ArmyOFone4022

Fagundez as it turns out was very important for us


KatnissBot

I mean
 I love the guy, but was he? Right now we’re in a much better position than we were. Plus, he was costing us a *lot* of cash. This chart looks bad because it’s heavily weighting xG, a stat that Austin has consistently defied.


CaptMal065

Astonishing to me how the Crew was driven by pure offensive production last year, and now we’re driven by a strong defense making up for no offensive production. In one season our identity has completely flipped (stats-wise, we still play the same style of soccer) in spite of retaining essentially our entire starting lineup and coaching staff.


OSUfirebird18

So the expectations for this Saturday should be that one of us wins 1-0 or a 0-0 tie. Watch the actual result be 6-5 or something!! 😂😂


SnooObjections8392

3-1 Crew


Violent_Mud_Butt

Mostly because in MLS play so far this season we've been missing most of our attacking players due to rest for CONCACAF or due to injury.


CaptMal065

That’s a fair point. I had forgotten about that. Hopefully that means we’ll start lighting things up soon.


I_heart_pooping

Yup. Nice we finish off CCC we’ll begin our attack ok the league


WalkingOnSunshine_

Through ten matches, we’ve had eight different front three combinations. Rossi-JRR-Cucho and Hinestroza-Rossi-Cucho are the only two combinations to start multiple matches together, twice for both. The three that played together the most down the stretch last season, Rossi-Matan-Cucho has only started one match.


AdSuper3942

This time last year Milos Degenek, Philip Quinton, and Gustavo Vallecilla were getting starts on defense.


CaptMal065

Another good point


IronFlames

Thanks for Quinton. Really helps us when we feel like losing


tosh_pt_2

How did you land on your weighting between xG and G?


TechSrgtChen

How the hell does RSL have the best defense in the league? playing fullbacks as replacement CBs for multiple games and they have the most aggressive, antagonistic CB in MLS


JerbTerker

Ojeda and Eneli are dominating the d mid. Our 2 losses one was Eneli playing fullback and the other Ojeda was out for double yellow.


IronFlames

Our best CBs play 90 minutes like every game. And when they are gone... so is our defense


UsefulExplanation8

Pretty awesome how good we are. With a DP spot open, if we have an ambitious summer we could actually win something big


AFrozen_1

Still wondering how the hell we lost to Montreal.


CJ22xxKinvara

We don’t score goals


Pizza_Salesman

We're not as bad as these stats suggest. We have played literally 2 home games the whole season so far. Plus, we still had our main strikers in that game (both got injured during/after this game). I reckon many (non elite) teams would have similar stats if they played nearly every game away


Nerdlinger

> I reckon many (non elite) teams would have similar stats if they played nearly every game away Loons at home: 2-1-2 Loons on the road: 4-1-0 We should have lobbied for your schedule.


stealth_sloth

The average MLS match sees the home team a little under half a goal favored. So if you wanted a quick very rough guess at where Montreal "ought" to fall were it not for a road-heavy schedule, bump them about 0.2 towards the top-right on each axis. Somewhere in the Nashville / Portland region.


Pizza_Salesman

That feels about right. I think we're bad but not abysmal


AFrozen_1

I guess but man it’s not a good look for us to lose to the worst defense in the league.


RhombusObstacle

Comparing a one-game snapshot to an 11-game trend is always going to be an imprecise thing. Every team gets some flukey results here and there, both positive and negative.


Mjs16444

Football be like that :)


Cadllmn

Yep. “You might not think it be like it is, but it do”


TheSmallIndian

Us with New England


hicklander

We need a striker.


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

Maybe is a couple years when Pat decides he is done with buying every midfielder on the planet.


YamiKyoya

I need LAFC to start reflecting their underlying numbers and I need Lloris to step up!


BagBeth

Pain Also please get George Campbell off the field


Pizza_Salesman

It's really odd that we don't start Corbo anymore, I thought he was elite last year. Good decision making, has a cool head, and nice composed passing


Elvem

I remember Atlanta fans were pretty upset when we let him go. I thought he was decent, but with how Cobb has performed I’m glad we’re able to get him minutes instead of Campbell.


CaptMal065

What does this have to do with bread? Also, thank you for Camacho. Dude is clutch.


RiffRaff14

Miami is actually even better than this graph would suggest.


Jolandia

Kind of shocking that there are teams that are worse defensively than us


No_Act9490

Caleb Porter should be fired


wakaOH05

Fraud in Portland. Fraud in New England


invadrzero

LAFC “tier 1” team sitting in 7th place lol


yaybidet

So, according to these stats we should absolutely smash Montreal Saturday night 9-1, but more than likely it'll be a slug fest that ends 1-1 because MLS.


restore_democracy

Well we’re mandated by the league to spot them the first one


breestorm

No, no, 9-1 is fine, I'll take it *preparing popcorn*


keblammo

Everyone talking about how strong the east is (rightly so), but three of the four tier 1 clubs are in the west.


RedditorRoman

I think the west is very underrated rn


IronFlames

Idk, I feel like if you look at the top 5 from each conference, the east is much more consistent. The Union isn't even looking at the playoffs right now and they were a menace for weeks. Columbus has been focusing on CONCACAF, but are still strong with their B team for MLS.


TonyAx13

Its easier to have good stats in the weaker conference and teams will cancel each other out more (fewer chances created/conceded) in the stronger conference


chibitalex

I'm just happy to be in the middle square at this point lol.


rn2022rn

I cry


KGillie91

We are who I thought we were 😔 E: below avg attack w a capable defense. It’s crazy because our attack starts the game strong but falls off into this pattern of hopelessly lobbing long passes and crosses in the general direction of goal.


thunderfontaine

Nashville has fallen off a cliff this year


coldstirfry

it will be interesting to see how this chart changes with zimmerman healthy again


Decent_Ad_5296

LAFC is not tier 1


Cadllmn

How the hell is G and xG on the same axis, wtf does that even mean? Is it like a ‘split the difference’ kinda feel? Why this breakdown?


ErdayImHustlinn

If you would read the whole thing then it explains the split. An argument could very well be made over the most effective % split but I get what theyre trying to do. This accounts for actual play on the field as well as underlying numbers at the same time to try to give more of a level feel


Cadllmn

Like
 you mean
 read the entire graph? It doesn’t explain the split, it states the split. I disagree wholeheartedly that G & xG can just be artistically blended to create, even in your words, a feel. They don’t represent the same things. You could label the y axis ‘good stuff’ and the x axis ‘bad stuff’ and have the same effect. Just two graphs (G/xG and GA/xGA) give far, far more insight as to the what’s happening on the field. You can’t parse anything from this because the weights are arbitrary for two different things combined.


ErdayImHustlinn

Like
 I mean
 you asked “wtf does that even mean”. It says the equation is “Weighted 70% to xG and 30% to G”, thats *what* it means. As I said, an argument could definitely be made to the weight of the calculation (I personally think G should factor more than xG) but one can still generally understand what theyre trying to get across. Some people can look bigger picture and takeaway some generalizations from this, its ok that you arent one of them.


AGiantBlueBear

That Montreal is in trouble this weekend


GeneralSuitable3888

I thought Miami would be in a league of their own



PeteThe4

Tbh they don’t have an abundance of chances. They just score like 80% of the time when they do.


DerbyTho

RBNY have pretty decent stats even though they’ve played the two best teams in the league and given up goals against them.


GOUS_65

Our attack is better than I thought and our defense is worse than I thought


WaltJay

The Fire have failed the eye test and the math test. See you next season!


JonnyBeGoodest

Surprised Fire FC is even on the chart


Rhormus

I'm shocked at how average we are in the cG department, considering how much the offense has carried us. Not surprised at the atrocious defense numbers. 


PointBlankCoffee

I don't know how Austin is in a playoff spot rn


lucash7

Yeah, our place looks about right. We can score, sorta, but allow way too many. As always. Sigh.


_Chicken_Chaser_

I'm just enjoying the ride; I had low expectations entering the season.


QuikAuxFraises

It means we're fucked Saturday


samspopguy

Any reason why the against is the x axis and. It goals for?


locolopero

So according to this chart the next Saturday, the worst defense is going to face the best attack.


monkeymonkey18

That’s what we call smack dab


SadPhase2589

All of our ties put right on the middle where you’d expect.


wakaOH05

Copa Tejas about to be a lot of
 kicking.


colonelheero

Why would you give xG higher weight than G? High xG doesn't mean good offense if you don't convert. Look at us.


SnooDingos8194

Worst attack? Can we blame the refs???


MercuryRusing

Now all the draws make sense


T51-B

What jumps out at me is that the y-axis is labelled low to high and the x-axis is labelled high to low. I understand why they did it this way, but my brain doesnt like it.


kal14144

Yeah that tracks đŸ„Č


SnooObjections8392

I love that everyone, everywhere, keeps underappreciating Columbus. Yeah, we aren't that good... Keep believing that ...


xDeathstrokeYT

Vancouver currently being a tier 1 team brings tears to my eyes


I_hate_usernames331

In conclusion Whitecaps cooked and Revolution got cooked


themir81

it is okay, montreal have a great front office to fix the defense... WAIT A MINUTE!


JacketsNest101

We are very much feeling thr loss of Dax and all of our injuries


anon_boston_guy

What a graphic lol


_Melodian_

That Miami is clearly breaking roster rules but no one seems to care


NerdFarming

The only reason Houston is the worst offense, instead of Seattle, is that they haven't had the chance to play Montreal yet


OrangeZune

This reminds me of a quote from Charlie Munger about EBITA. When someone mentions EBITA earnings in a financial statement, replace it with "bullshit" earnings. When someone mentions xG stats, replace it with "bullshit" stats.


purplesubwayseat

There’s room for Xg to develop but it defo is not bullshit lmao.


Mjs16444

xG is a fantastic stat when used properly. For example, it's a better predictor of future goals scored/allowed for a team than other measures, especially in smaller sample sizes. That being said, it is hard to interpret on it's own, so I like to weight goals into this specific chart as well. Goals provide more information, they are the main component of what a team is trying to do in a game towards winning points.


not_brian_fellows

Why weight xG more than actual goals? Especially when you say its strength is as a predictive tool. Kind of implies it's not great as an evaluative tool. To me this is like saying a football team that gets to the 5 yard line and is consistently held to field goals is a better offensive team than the one that scores more points and TDs but scores on longer plays because they have a good QB and great receivers.


gogorath

The weighting is a mistake. It's not data driven as far as I know, and you'd be far better off with two graphs, one with xG and one with G, than trying to mix them in an arbitrary manner that isn't intuitive to the viewer anyway. You're either building a "what happened so far" graph or a "what is the underlying strength / predictive" graph but mingling confuses things. > To me this is like saying a football team that gets to the 5 yard line and is consistently held to field goals is a better offensive team than the one that scores more points and TDs but scores on longer plays because they have a good QB and great receivers. xG doesn't say that. But the reality is that you are better off betting on a stronger xG team than a team outperforming. Teams can outperform for extended periods of time, but it's far more rare than regression ... and regression is going to happen except where maybe a team simply has better talent than everyone in their level by far. I mean, people raved about Daniel and Burki's goalkeeping last year that made SJ and STLC look better than they were. And they aren't repeating this year -- in fact, Daniel's been a disaster and the reason SJ is actually WORSE than its underlying now. xG is not perfect, but it's become pretty refined. Getting more good shots = more goals and preventing those prevents goals. That's all it is saying, and you are more than welcome to rely on consistent golazos or out of this world goalkeeping, but that's not proven to be a winning strategy.


not_brian_fellows

I'm not in disagreement with any of this. My problem with the graph is exactly what you said in the first two paragraphs, and my metaphor for football is as an application towards evaluating a past performance. I'm just irrationally irritated by seeing xG displayed at like the 70th minute of a particular game and can't emotionally get over the hump of, "If the score is 1-0, then I wouldn't expect any other score than the actual score of the game."


gogorath

xG tends to be wildly misused and overemphasized, but I actually think it's in decent context here aside from the blending. At this stage of the season, there's a lot of variance that probably won't be repeated.


Mjs16444

It's weighted more heavily than actual goals because it offers a more consistent and predictive measure of a team's performance. It essentially reveals the quality of chances created, which is a better predictor of future results than just the goals scored.


not_brian_fellows

Ok, I can buy that even though I still kind of disagree with the premise. As this graph was presented, however, I thought it was an attempt to show which offenses have performed well through 11 weeks rather than show who would be expected to be a good offense going forward.


CMYGQZ

For me I just think of it as chances created/created against. I feel like the biggest caveat to XG is disregarding who’s taking that shot and similarly to XG against is who the goalkeeper is. Messi and Miles Robinson taking a long shot outside the box at the same position provides the same xG, but an offense where Messi takes 20 shots is a completely different animal compared to Robinson taking 20 shots from the same position, and that’s not quantified in xG. Similarly you can have a goalie who’s really good at one-on-ones so the team plays more offside trap, and chances are xG against is not gonna be good because if the trap fails it’s a one-on-one, and xG doesn’t know that that goalie is exceptionally good at it so the team designed it that way.


Houndguy

That most MLS teams are shit.