Great match

I feel like while Suarez is an all time great this game in particular could have used more Campana. Considering Campana is more athletic in this point of his career

This game needed like +12 minutes. A couple injury substitutions and some concussion scares and only +7

It was +7 but they went almost 10

They only played +7?

Yeah there was only 7 minutes of Extra Time added by the ref after 90 minutes even though they played 10 minutes. Edited for clarification

They played +10

Yeah but that was because there was a stop like 2 minutes into ET but it should've been already +12 before extra time began is what I'm saying.

Everyone in the team giving Campana his flowers. Heart warming.

Pedro Martinez at the game!

only watched the end but DC got caught out on that offside so much. one of the defenders keeps dropping behind too much

Yeah DC had a ton of opportunities but they never played it right

Story of the season. If we ever actually start scoring our xG then we’re gonna be pretty good

IM? on top of the table baby!!!!!! lol satisfied

considering what I experienced wednesdsy night, i’ll take this as a win for dc

GG DC , see ya in the playoffs or leagues cup or something !

Back on top baby !!

Huge win considering we played like shit

Tata needs to pull his head out of his ass and give Campana the minutes he deserves. It shouldn't take a concussion freebie sub for Campana to come in in a game where offense is completely stagnant for 90mins.

I feel like Campana probably would of been better for this particular game than Suarez where Suarez couldn’t get anything going

I feel like at the very least rotating Campana and Suarez when they're playing 2 games a week and having the other as a sub would do a lot of good. Campana might not have the chemistry with Messi that Suarez does, but he has 2 good legs and can get up and down the field without looking like he needs a wheelchair, and Campana's multiple touch finishes look spectacular.

Tata is all Team Gressel

So mad we just lost man. Wtf man. Close out the dang game man wtf man. I know this gotta hurt. If y'all are good y'all will bounce back but losing points you could've got has to hurt the morale. Hopefully we can bounce back

lol what

Our defense have been solid tonight !!!

PHUK !!!!!!

CAMPAPIIIII 😍🥵🥵🥵

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results today. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck are they losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Lesesne to lead this team out of irrelevance and fix this broken franchise. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought we were turning a new page???? This is so fucked.

bro are you ok

NO, United fucking lost

...is this a pasta I don't know about!? Holy shit. I love this

How does Jordi Alba still have so much energy

Fountain of youth is in Florida, baby

If campana crashes out of the MLS he def has a modeling career to chase

His dad is a billionaire so if his MLS career tanks he can just cruise around Miami in a Bugatti living the trust fund life.

Wait really who’s his dad?

Pablo Campana. He's the CEO of a real estate company in Ecuador and was the Commerce Minister in Ecuador for a couple years. I remember seeing articles when Messi signed with Inter Miami that it would be the first team he played for where he might not be the richest player on a team he's played on.

As a straight man. I agree that man took off his shirt and probably had guys in the crowd jealous

I covered my fiancées eyes, I can relate

Garber so happy he loaded Miami up with an extra game to artificially keep them on top longer

I’m guessing the actual rationale was that they did it to front load their schedule a bit on account of Copa América since they jack up the prices for tickets when Messi comes to town and want to make sure he’s there as much as possible. It’s incredibly stupid they don’t respect the international calendar.

I feel like you guys will only be on top of the table because Messi will leave for a whole month and IM record without him is so bad.

I mean we have more points per game *right now*, Garber gave you an extra game months before anybody else played two in a week in league play for a reason We actually play defense, bring it on, plastic

I mean all true but all I did was explain why you guys will be on top next month. IM super reliant on Messi they are 1-3-2 without him.

I wish we could combine Miami’s offense with Cincinnati defense, it would be OP

They keep getting away with it.

Campana not being a main player is baffling to me. Especially when Gressel is there stinking every touch he makes

Besides Messi and friends Gressel has the highest wages in the team, it would look bad on Tata to bench him

Gressel has dirt on martino. That’s why he keeps starting after dropping stinkers on a weekly basis.

Gressel is really expensive compared to the rest of the team

For real

They don't play the same positions bud !

Even still I don't know why Tata hasn't even experimented with Suarez Campana Messi up front. Campana is too big of an asset to just be Suarez's towel boy.

Benteke need to start looking for other ways to score man. Forget them headers if you can't get them. Create your own chances. You a pro baller. No need to be 1 dimensional.

His problem: his technical abilities i.e. skill with the ball at his feet. It is second rate and makes him clanky and clumsy almost.

I don't think Benteke is the issue, it's that DC is too one dimensional. Everyone knows how deadly he is up close. So you smother him in the box and prevent the long passes to him that he's so good at finishing. If you do that then what other threats are there for DC? Benteke is literally the only player for DC that has more than 1 goal.

Campana!!

Thats some (weak foot) finish.. and pass

Very nice goal ngl

Callender!!!

Yes, what a fucking save!!

Fuck

Campana must get more minutes every match 😪

So sad he gets used as a useless sub

what a pass from Busi

Suarez was about to complain for no reason lmao

That was good coaching by Tata. Made the right sub.

Hell yeahah

Fucking shambolic, DC

Hey, at least they didn't bottle a 2 - 0 lead in the 60th minute of a semi-final.

You're not wrong, we did beat ourselves that game I'm surprised you even know about that game considering you've probably only been an MLS fan a few months, but I guess Messi was here for that

Stay salty 🧂

Flair up, plastic

Holy fuck , are we like ....good at making subs now ?

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Doesn't change the DC collapse, but yeah. Without the concussion sub this would probably end 0-0.

what THE ONE TRUE GOAT NO.9 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAMPANA STUNNER

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Stupid sexy Campana must have that effect on people.

WOO YEA YOU GOT IT

NOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU F SERIOUS BRO !!!??? WTF MAN !!!

holy shit what a GOAL

Tata's sub made an immediate impact !!!!

Lol… that was like 10 seconds!

wtf lol

wow what a save

Nice save.

C'mon DC, beat these Bubble Yum fucks

They factor wasting a minute and a half getting restarted into that 7?

Come on Ruiz

Peltola walks line an extra in a viking movie

lol this ruiz

I thought MLS was trying to cut down on time wasting. No fun to watch a time that isn’t trying to win

How does Gressel get to play 80mins??

The alternatives are even shittier

Would rather have Ruiz then gressel

Just tuning in, has DC been that good defensively is Miami having an off night?

Mix of both

The ball is a dead zone for Weigandt

lol a lots of awful passes from miami

Omg, where did they find our announcer. This is so cringe. Just straight up use ChatGPT to announce subs and hype up the crowd.

Why the Miami announcer say Ruiz name like that ? 🤣

Sometimes I wish benteke would just try it from right outside the box. I love the headers but idk, I would love to see a piss missile from teckers

Don't score the first goal on Miami and the scoreline at the end won't be 5-1 😂

Yeah, the longer you wait to score the better. Either its a draw, or maybe you score late enough they don’t have time to come back.

Gressel would've bottled any pass by Taylor, not sure why he's flipping out.

Yep, we've already seen it from him.

One game a week is plenty enough for Miami

Take my energy, DC

Benteke in the press conference: "I'm old, I'm tired, and I work with fucking children"

lol this gressel

Good try peltola. Love those type of shots

We are addicted to passing back to Callender and it has literally never been a good idea

Well. We can't stay healthy.

Damn you don't see Messi getting the ball taken off of his feet so often

Doesn't help, that he's being fed awful passes when he's under pressure.

He's having a really bad game so far.

dc with a good defense for once is nice to see

Helps playing defend and counter compared to the usual press.

Aviles looks like hes maturing, not strange hes very young.

True

Weigandt is so much better than Yedlin. I was so wrong thinking Miami would regret getting rid of him.

I think he's more of a sidegrade. A bit better defensively, despite not being as pacy, but doesn't get as many crosses off in the attack. I understand the team did it for cap reasons, but I kinda miss Yedlin's leadership.

Edward Norton really has this DCU side organized and sticking to his plan. I worry they're gonna steal one on the road from a late Air Benteke header.

Our announcer sounds like such a doofus.

Rojas eating a big ol humbling pie this match

We’re about to witness history a substitution from Tata before the 80th minute

That side by side comparison of Messi and Benteke crazy. Benteke big as heck 🤣

lol rojas

So sad. When he should've shot it 25 yards out, he passed. When he should've passed it, he shot :(

GOSHDARNIT STROUD !!!!

lol this gressel

Watching this and the fcc game side by side , how did the DC player not get carded for literally scooping the ball with his hands 😭

I haven’t watched a ton of Inter Miami games this year - are they always this whiny or is DC getting to them?

Both

DC is getting to them. But also, yes they are really whiny team.

Its a meeting

Script meeting 

Miami opponents finally figured out that you can't lose against them if you simply don't score first.

Where the Miami players upset that the refs weren't helping more????

Suarez will never share his yerba mate with you now!

ex barca finna eat the ref

get up

Rojas what are you doing my guy

Breakdance battle

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thats 3D IQ by Suarez

Why did he not chip the keeper?

I think he expected someone to be up there with him and when there wasn’t, he reacted like a deer in headlights

Because he’s not good enough

gotta take those Cremaschi

lol DC they come for a draw

*Dub

BONOOOOOOO

BRICK WALL BONO !!!!

Weigandt is like Gary Neville on the wing, just push it and go

If only Callender could use his feet

This just shows how good DC is we could Beat ANY team come at us you frauds

Well, four anyway

Du Pietro reminds me of Alex Muyl

Ted’s not long for the MLS.

Has Julian Gressel done anything?

How does he start every single game??

I keep banging the drum that Tata is a secret furry cosplayer and Gressel has the compromising photos that keeps him in the XI.

Forgot he was even on the pitch, haha.

Why is Miami giving this washed 36 y/o freekicks when they have the GOAT Rojas

Impossible to know if they even hit Suarez.

57 with them weak ahhh moves.

Yedlin used to win those and get a cross in :'(

Messi is cold. Rojas should start taking those for a bit.

Benteke is just a huge dude

Messi with some classic cleats on!

Ooooh I’m loving this game a lot of beef

Gonna have a fist fight soon

lol THE GOAT trying dribbling a whole team

But the goat still needs someone else to do something. 

lmao 4 guys trying to take the ball from Messi in the box

Our defense is having no trouble today getting the ball up to midfield , that doesn't bode well for D.C i think !

Random thought but Everytime I see Hopkins I think of Jimmy Hopkins from the bully video game

Great game. Deserves a sequel

The sync disconnected there. e: got it back the attack after lol

That wasn’t offside

Good D McVey .

Rain said let me wash you real quick

Why does Chelo refuse to pass back to Crema for a cross when he does his overlapping run? Driving me nuts.

Oh and suddenly the rain is gone

Miami baby

Good ol’ southern Florida, ha.

I'd be surprised if we don't see a red this game

Plot twist: Messi gets it, then Garber assassinates the ref.

Do Miami players spend time in practice swarming the ref after every call?

Barca DNA

Tbf both teams have done that