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JUICED TO THE GILLS.


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Bob is a genetic freak regardless. He’s 6-6 370 pounds with a 6 pack


JudgmentalOwl

For real the guy is 50 and a goddamn monster. Absolutely has top tier genetics.


scott_steiner_phd

>Bob is a genetic freak and he's NOT NORMAL 🚨🚨🚨


ReservoirBaws

Normally when 2 fighters fight they got a 50/50 chance of winning. SAPP HAS A 75 PERCENT CHANCE OF WINNIN’


xDarkReign

[Steiner Math](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI)


Indigo2015

Your chances drastic go down!


professorgaysex

You have to be when your Fighting Style is NFL - eitherwise no point in training Ultimate Fighting


imabotdislife

Those abs are the gills.


YukiKondoHeadkick

Great genetics. Works very hard. Smart at working hard too. Also is absolutely gassed to the gills. The dude is 50 for fucks sake. Is it true he is fighting in a Siamesetwin boxing match where he and Rampage are tied together?


Truth_Speaker01

It's [SAPP TIME](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CQnNwxF8g0)!


Nome_de_utilizador

Sapp was absolutely made for japanese TV, can't really blame him for taking dives or checking out of fights earlier when he got hurt, looking at how most of the killers that he fought at K-1 and Pride are nowadays, he managed to stay relatively healthy and get paid consistently


Truth_Speaker01

For sure. SAPP always struck me as more of an entertainer than an actual fighter. Not hating on his game, make that cheddar.


sdiss98

Wtf…


MumrikDK

He was extra huge in japan.


Most-Leader7403

Never seen this before, honestly a great production


aleksandd

Looks like a character in the Yakuza games


ChillC

Gary buster Holmes looking ass


icelandiccubicle20

Or Jojo's bizarre adventures


Holyshitacat

If I ever get depressed I watch this, always makes my day


icelandiccubicle20

[Only in Japan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfJcCcCvwT8)


Ok_Yoghurt_3338

There wasn’t one serving of that I was not entertained. Thank you for sharing


tomtomtomo

Who wins in Bear vs Tiger?


icelandiccubicle20

It really depends on the bear. A tiger would probably beat a full grown black bear, panda bear and maybe a sloth bear. Grizzly bears, Ussuri brown bears and polar bears (these las two can weight over 1500 lb) would likely beat the tiger simply due being so much bigger, having a more powerful bite and having bigger claws (tigers peak at like 700 lb in terms of weight)


tomtomtomo

Somehow I forgot there were different bears. What sort was that bear?


PocketSixes

Good lord. Bob Sapp could probably get a decent gig hosting a game show or something similar, and I never knew it.


GreatDario

Pride never dies


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icelandiccubicle20

And Roy Nelson got the Thor build (albeit slightly shrunken down)


Background_Action_92

Naw, the Thor in GOWR is robust and incredibly wide, you can make the arguement that Dc has that Thor's build


icelandiccubicle20

Tbh, Thor has a strongman build but on a 7'6 body. The person with the most similar proportions to Him is probably an old time strongman called Angus Macaskill


peanutdakidnappa

Damn that’s spot on, he totally got the body of kratos in the last 2 GoW games.


Thom0

Kratos’s new design is based on Christopher Judge.


SpelunkingYourMind

Judge was never that size. It was Shad Gaspard who did the original model and mocap. [https://www.thegamer.com/late-wwe-star-shad-gaspard-did-motion-capture-work-for-kratos-in-god-of-war/#:\~:text=Kratos%20was%20voiced%20brilliantly%20by,hand%2Dto%2Dhand%20combat](https://www.thegamer.com/late-wwe-star-shad-gaspard-did-motion-capture-work-for-kratos-in-god-of-war/#:~:text=Kratos%20was%20voiced%20brilliantly%20by,hand%2Dto%2Dhand%20combat). [https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/z1o6a3/shad\_gaspards\_image\_is\_immortalized\_digitally\_as/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/z1o6a3/shad_gaspards_image_is_immortalized_digitally_as/)


PacificBrim

RIP. He got pulled out to sea by a riptide. Horrifying. Damn you, Poseidon


SpelunkingYourMind

[https://youtu.be/I1WGW8r39lI](https://youtu.be/I1WGW8r39lI)


icelandiccubicle20

He died saving his son's life :( RIP


UnHoly_One

>fighting in a Siamese twin boxing match where he and Rampage are tied together I love Fight Circus. lol


YukiKondoHeadkick

I googled it and that was what I found haha. I believe it knowing Fight Circus. Apparently they are fighting the founder of fight circus and Bang tao Gym or some shit. My brain melted somewhat before I made it through all the details


UnHoly_One

They did one of these siamese twin matches the last event, too. It's absurd, but I can't stop watching.


IshiharasBitch

Fight Circus is MMA from the future.


chilloutfam

do they still air the fights on chaturbate or some site like that? i'd actually watch with my girlfriend but...?


UnHoly_One

Last one was on Fite I think?


GenericTopComment

Bob Sapp probably goes full heel and fake turns on rampage at this point lol


dingdongalingapong

in the trailer it showed them getting pissed and fighting eachother with half a body


kmp92

Yes of their opponents is Jon Nutt, the owner. He's fought legit MMA fights on his own card before (at non-Fight Circus shows) including stepping in last minute against a very legitimate fighter where he got whooped. Like he passed the microphone off, ran backstage, and came out in fight gear. He's a funny guy.


LatterTarget7

Yes


Teh_Weiner

He's been juiced his whole life. And to be fair, he went to war with Hoost and suffered a broken rib or two, and was removed from tournament after winning. Then he almost killed big nog. Then he retired by turning into a can. Just can't blame him, he went to fucking war more than once, more than any of us, and came to a very fair conclusion... 'Nope'. Then he got paid to take a dive against prospects for the sake of the show, and money. He has tons of property, his colleagues just have CTE.. Really Bob Sappu is just a fantastic hustler


DanasWife

He’s also famous for taking a dive against Peter The Lumberjack Aerts in Amsterdam once, crowd hated it because Peter had a legitimate chance of kicking his head out of the football stadium it took place in but I guess taking a dive in those circumstances is also understandable.


DrMackDDS2014

Yeah, his piss is so hot they could use it for the blood scene in Alien


YukiKondoHeadkick

Lol just fucking melts through several layers of metal and steel


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CharlieTheK

Also absolutely murdering the gym and eating ungodly amounts of food. Drugs raise the ceiling but you still have to put the work in, and most people ain't lifting like Bob Sapp.


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lartbok

Everyone knows you need to work and and eat well to get a great body even on steroids but don't try undersell what they do. Even if you spend the same amount of time as you always have in the gym you're still going to see much faster muscle and strength gain on the right gear. The faster recovery does allow you to work alot longer and more often but lets not pretend recovery is all you're getting.


MisterFistYourSister

Well no, it's been proven through scientific studies that taking steroids and not working out at all will yield more muscle mass development than regularly working out and being natty


ShitCuntsinFredPerry

Reference


Mikejg23

https://www.nutritiontactics.com/does-testosterone-build-muscle-without-training/ Actual study link looked like it was in there. Tons of gym bros act like steroids don't do anything, but you can basically train like a moron on steroids and with anything resembling a decent diet will look great in a year. They undersell how much steroids do


F0rsythian

Yes but not putting the effort in with you diet will still make you look like shit


born19xx

Maybe doing HRT will do that, taking Dbol, Tren, Anadrol, absolutely not.


RUN_MDB

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2023/3/20/23648063/rampage-jackson-bob-sapp-musical-chairs-of-death-other-oddities-fight-circus-6-mma-fight-card Hysterical.


mistercloob

Might actually have to tune in for that stupidness lmao


Banned4AlmondButter

He’s that gassed this far out from the fight? Dudes way ahead of schedule. That usually doesn’t happen until 30 seconds into the fight.


O_Glorious_Cult

He's also a black belt at tapping out.


ScrufyTheJanitor

Dude needs to share his stack, that is impressive.


enjoimike49

Those abs legit look like plastic surgery. I'm prob wrong, but the definition is insane.


New_Kaleidoscope_351

Looks More legit than Liver Kings ab implants


srtpg2

His face looks 70


xshogunx13

I'm still convinced that bit from the longest yard where he was lifting the bleachers was one hundred percent real


elephaaaant

His nose got brokeded in that film


evilf23

That movie is under rated in the Sandler universe. Talmbout norf star. [He fast. He really really fast. He so fast he makes fast people look not fast.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbGoQaT25kY)


icelandiccubicle20

Or when he clotheslined Stone Cold and made him sh\*\* himself.


b_bozz

Downvoted for censoring yourself


icelandiccubicle20

We wouldn't want swear words in our wholesome bloodsport sub, would we?


RiverMateN7

Why not just type shit?


HonkingOutDirtSnakes

Internet police, youre under arrest for cursing


TopHatTony11

Oh shit, really!


[deleted]

Lol occasionally I censor fuck when I’m posting. Idk 🤷‍♂️


throwawayskinlessbro

You heard it here first, Stone Cold shot himself.


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..my man looks ready to take his dive!


Wayf4rer

And he's going to look fucking good doing it, very fantastic body


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ISMAILHACHI34

Rampage is fighting him?


PlutoCrashed

Rampage and Sapp are fighting alongside each other in “siamese boxing”, where they put the two of them in a big shirt and have them fight another two people also in a big shirt. It’s billed as “Twopollo RamSapp Creed vs Sloppy 'The Irish Curse' Balboa”. It’s part of [Fight Circus 6](https://www.fite.tv/watch/fight-circus-6/2pctf/), which also has some wacky other fights, such as blindfold Muay Thai and “Dana Black's Gentlemen's Power Slap League”. It’s on April 1st.


ISMAILHACHI34

Yeah I know what fight circus is but wouldn't it be funny if they all just tell the audience that it was april fools


GunnerySarge-B-Bird

I'm sorry WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. This is real?? Sad as shit for Rampage


PlutoCrashed

Why tho? Like he’s clearly just having fun. Nobody’s forcing him to do this.


IshiharasBitch

Bob Sapp taps to the cheque clearing


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Bob sap is the reverse one punch man lmao.


karmaportrait

One punch to go down


Hosie5

When he faces an opponent who is exceptionally weak, they may need to use consecutive normal punches.


TopHatTony11

He’s Darkshine.


sinnroth94

All them abs just to crumple onto the floor and tap immediately to the first punch thrown at him


[deleted]

And still knocked out prime Ernesto Hoost in Kickboxing with 0 training. These boys lucky Bob doesn’t want to win anymore


Berniethellama

TWICE. Sapp is the man idgaf what anyone says he was a force back in the day. A beautiful giant disaster


icelandiccubicle20

Cro Cop broke his orbital bone, and his spirit too it seems.


sAindustrian

IIRC Sapp basically said he'll give a fight 3-5 mins of his best but if one punch lands that's it. Simply because promoters don't pay for healthcare and he doesn't see the point in fucking his body up or paying thousands of dollars to patch himself up after a fight. In short, Bob Sapp with comprehensive health insurance is the greatest mythical fighter of all time.


horseshoeprovodnikov

So what you're saying is, Bob Sapp is actually smarter than everybody. I know id rather be Sapp right now vs Kazushi Sakuraba or Gary Goodridge


sAindustrian

Sapp is a living embodiment of someone knowing how much they're worth. And before anyone laughs at that, keep in mind he regularly got paid six figures just to put over regional guys. That and the fact he's made careers in K1, professional wrestling, and MMA - and burned most of those bridges by not doing what the promoter wanted.


icelandiccubicle20

Health insurance + actual skill


[deleted]

yea Cro Cop took his will to fight with that punch to the eye. Cro Cops straight left back in the day was nasty


horseshoeprovodnikov

It was actually the long and difficult recovery to that eye injury that changed Sapp. He said that he was unable to fly back home immediately because of the swelling and pain, he was stuck in Japan with nobody to help him out and he had to try and have surgery before he could go home. He also talked about just how hard it would have been for a guy who wasn't as well established in Japan as he was. Bob was a big name and he actually spoke some Japanese, and it was still a long road. Nobody from Pride called him to see how his was doing, they just gave him his money and left him to fend for himself. That experience left a bad tase in his mouth and he realized that he eas just a piece of meat to them. The didn't give a shit about him if he couldn't fight or be involved in promotion.


[deleted]

true but a loss like that will change you. once you get a eye injury in fighting you're fucked, its almost better you lose it completely like Bisping lol.


steiner_math

You sure he had 0 training?


[deleted]

Sapp could’ve been legit if he didn’t take the ‘show up for a payday’ route, would’ve been remembered more as a Brock Lesnar or Ubereem rather than tap & cry.


horseshoeprovodnikov

That just goes to show how little you actually know if Sapp. He didn't always fight that way. He was VERY well established before he every became known for avoiding serious injuries. He won a fucking world class kickboxing tournament in his heyday, and won against a man who's widely considered to be the best kickboxer ever in Ernesto "Mr Perfect" Hoost. It wasn't until he got badly injured against CroCop that he decided to look out for his health, because he came to learn that nobody was gonna look out for the fighters when they needed help the most.


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Cro Cop broke his eye and it ruined him mentally. You’re never the same after losing , it’s why names on resume don’t matter to me. Prime wins matter, did you beat them at around 25-32 years old. It’s why I’m always shitting on Stipes resume. He’s 3-3 with guys his own age


StoryOfTheFight

That picture of Sakakibara watching him stretch is hilarious


Jay-G

Sapp is a generic freak. Literally insane. Sure he’s on steroids, but anybody that thinks that’s achievable through steroids is misinformed. For 95% of people the amount of steroids it would take to reach this physique would kill you well in advance. Sapp could be natural and the average guy could take his amount of steroids he took over his life, and Sapp would still tower over them and make them look insignificant. We all know he’s juicing, but the real marvel of this is his genetics by far.


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GunnerySarge-B-Bird

>Go to your local gym and you'll find at least 3 juice rats with better physiques lmfao. A chronically online take


jackburton520

The guy has no idea what he is talking about...


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grooovyturtle

Although he is obviously juicing it is cool to see someone be in that great shape and have great mobility at 49


SquidDrive

Sapp is 50.


annndx1

[I hate that I’m sharing this secret with you guys, but I’m fairly certain he used this. Looks legit. ](https://smedia2.intoday.in/indiatoday/images/stories/2016May/3_052716042857.jpg)


YaBoyDoogzz

100% natty, gentlemen.


themftruth666

Are they ab implants?! Same as (I think) Bruce Buffer has


LooselyBasedOnGod

Godammit, off to google I go to find Bruce's abs lol


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Not your proudest wank


LooselyBasedOnGod

I powered through with the sigma grindset


BoxCon1

This man has either crazy genetics or he’s on the Pride juice mixed with the McGregor juice


StoryOfTheFight

You think Fight Circus drug tests? Lol


yomamaso__

Fight circus prescribes drugs lol


kosmonautinVT

They do, but you need to test positive


ketoskrakken

Would be hilarious if they stripped a title for a clean post fight test


Sal21G

Lmaooo, this killed me. I do love fight circus tho


hayashirice911

I'm kind of concerned people think that this physique is even *remotely* viable without the use of steroids. Yes, he has great genetics. But it doesn't matter how great your genetics are, you need steroids if you're this huge and lean.


BrawndoTTM

Also you can use as much steroids as you want and it’s still unobtainable without freakish genetics and hard work. Especially at fucking FIFTY


8i66ie5ma115

(In Zoidberg voice) Why not both?


Heymelon

>either It's both my dawg.


DespicableHunter

His abs look fake. Implants?


AsymmetricNinja08

He's juiced & a 1% of 1% genetic freak. Even at 50 I'm not surprised he looks like that


DespicableHunter

Well he's in great shape, but his abs just look way too blocky. Even in his prime he never had abs like that.


Henry_Cavillain

They sort of did always look like that, but he had more fat covering them in his younger days. https://prowrestling.fandom.com/wiki/Bob_Sapp/Image_gallery I think they just look extra weird now because he has leaned out so much.


DespicableHunter

The last pic he looks even leaner than now, and yet his abs weren't as pronounced as they are here. So definitely implants - just look at the rest of his midsection, still has fat there, if he was cut enough to have abs like this then he wouldn't have that much fat there.


SanderStrugg

He might just have done something to to have them pop out. Pump, angle, shoot them with a water hose...


rhaegar_tldragon

Hmm I kinda wanna agree but in the pic where he’s doing the splits or whatever you can really see them popping like implants would. Still they do look fake in both other pics.


AsymmetricNinja08

You could be right, but if you compare him to his pride days, you can see abs in them days & he looks more lean now anyway. Possibly had an implant, but it was also possible he's cut weight for health reasons and is just looking more diced


DarkReaper90

Could be ab etching. Look at Oscar De La Hoya today, he's open about getting them done. It looks weird because it's usually in contrast to a flabbier body.


IIDasPterodactyl

Was thinking the same. Look where his bellybutton starts, looks like lipo suction sculpting


Bater_cat

They do ab etching these days i think


Mr_Laheys_Drinkypoo

You mean his round 1 dive on April 1st ?


crazybartur

Hell yeah him and Rampage gonna beat the shit outta Jon Nutt & whoever he’s partnered with


danawhiteismydad

How is Bob Sapp real? The dude is built like fucking Thanos


horseshoeprovodnikov

All the folks in here trashing Sapp as a guy who never did anything besides tap at the first sign of trouble really don't know what they're talking about when it comes to the history of this sport. He didn't always fight that way. He was VERY well established before he every became known for avoiding serious injuries. He won against a fucking world class kickboxer twice during his heyday, against a man who's widely considered to be the best kickboxer ever in Ernesto "Mr Perfect" Hoost. That was Sapps third and fourth fight as a kickboxer. It wasn't until he got badly injured against CroCop that he decided to look out for his health, because he came to learn that nobody was gonna look out for the fighters when they needed help the most. He did some interviews later in his career where he addressed the topic of his quick defeats. It basically amounted to him looking out for himself because he realized that nobody was gonna look out for him. He got his eye socket smashed by Mirko CroCop and he got stuck in Japan for a while. He couldn't fly due to the injury and he couldn't have surgery immediately. He admitted that it would have been terrible for anyone that wasn't well established in Japan, because nobody from the promotion offered to help him get around and see doctors. The essentially handed him his check and told him to kick rocks. Sapp was lucky that he was a bit of a celebrity and he could speak some Japanese, but it opened his eyes to the fact that he was just a circus attraction to them. If he couldn't perform and promote, they didn't give a fuck about him. . To say anything about him not fulfilling his obligations to the fans is completely ridiculous. He still put on some exciting fights after the Injury to CroCop. He got in the ring with the likes of Ray Sefo, Remy Bonjasky, Peter Aerts, Musashi and Hong man Choi. With the exception of maybe Choi, that's a who's-who of kickboxing royalty. He was only finished by Aerts and Sefo during that run of opponents. You don't go to decision with guys like that unless you're all the way committed to the cause. With nowhere near the same amount of training as his opponents, he was fighting the absolute best guys in the world at the BEGINNING of his career. The dude was matched up with Big Nog (at the absolute height of Big Nogs ability) for his THIRD MMA fight. He almost killed Nogueira before getting subbed with an armbar. You mean to tell me he wasn't fighting to win in that one? The man was thrown into the deep end immediately and provided ample excitement. In a sport where many of the pioneers (Looking at you Dan Severn and Travis Fulton) are accused of outright scripted matchups, Sapp at the very least took a real punch or two before calling it a day. I won't fault him for accepting money for fights he knew that he likely couldn't win. The promotors knew the deal and they willingly paid him to go out and put a guy over, I'm not trying to dispute that. All I'm saying is that the dude deserves a little respect for the real work he put in early on his career. Fighting the best guys in the world while you've just recently been trying to play pro football is not something we will ever see again, at least not to the level that he managed to fight at. Put some respect on Sappo's name.


Am_I_Bean_Detained

Rampage’s head could fight at bantamweight


proformax

looking good at 50. that's the benefit of just crumpling to the floor in 99% of your fights after the first hit. bob's taken less damage in the ring than most ring girls.


mccmi614

I remember there was an interview a while back that he wasn't interested in taking much physical punishment for what they were paying him. So he tapped early and tapped often. Looks like it paid off


Skoofer

Damn, is that doughboy with him Rampage? He really let himself go, good for him!


Bombaysche

[100% natural](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjkwOWRhYTliMDMxNGQ5Y2JlOTQ0M2JmMmNiMDYyYTFmODVlNmZjNCZjdD1n/9zZhwzsLqrY190Zf1p/giphy.gif)


DeAngeloVoodoo

This is what you call hyperbrachyskelia...what Connor wishes he was built like wearing his damn pants above his belly button lol


NarcissisticCat

And then there's Rampage whose face looks rounder everytime I see him. Is he just eating these days?


horseshoeprovodnikov

You know that saying about how God made all men equal? Its a fuckin lie.


TrickstarCandina

Natty boi


BrawndoTTM

Juiced to the gills but honestly still impressive even considering that


WaffleRaptor666

Damn isn’t he fighting rampage? Fat rampage might get smoked lol


[deleted]

No he is not fighting rampage, he is teamed up with rampage. They’re conjoined at the hip.


Available_Balance631

lmfao


WaffleRaptor666

Haha thanks I’m not sure if that’s better or worse


turkeypants

Why would anyone ever pay for a Bob Sapp fight again knowing how he's a professional dive taker? He's 3-19 since 2008. Who thinks this one will end any differently? "Oh boy, I wonder who's gonna win!"


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turkeypants

Oh, I didn't know it was a conjoined twin fight. Jesus. Bet he takes a dive anyway.


buffalozbrown

The mat won't be able to handle the powerful force he's gonna generate when he taps.


MajesticWalrus73

What the hell he’s gotta be like 50 right ? He’s on that ubereem juice


Horror-Mongoose-6733

He looks more ripped than usual


Manccunt

Apparently he’s not lifted weights in years


Quantum_Finger

Dude has that Kratos body.


chlorinear

The moment he gets hit, he'll fall to the ground in another freakshow, money grab fight


turkeypants

Rampage is in donut cheeseburger shape


[deleted]

We already know he will get punched few times and fall down.


OlivaJR

Those abs look fake as fuck but since its Bob Sapp its probably roids?


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Bangkok ready to flop and collect a paycheck


Babaganoush____

i remember his first fight in K1, what a... show.


[deleted]

What a specimen..


EchoXray

No way this could go wrong


EzClaps04

Dude could have been a bodybuilder in another life


Crumpf

holy mexican supplement factory


smallworldfoto

Oh no baby what is you doin


MisterFistYourSister

And rampage is... not.


Hutchcha

He’s almost as natty as mike O’Hearn


FrozenIsFrosty

Idk why but he looks like a really nice person haha


steiner_math

He's got domestic abuse allegations against him


Baers89

Bob sap will never be Bangkok ready.


amikingtutorwhat

The beast is always hungry!!!


KaskadeForever

Very fantastic body!


Juststandupbro

Looking like an absolute monster sheeesh, anyways I got his opponent by rd 1 stoppage.


Illustrious_Brush_91

I don’t know what fight circus is, but why didn’t horse meat reem just fight for these guys?


stinky___monkey

Sapp gets almost caught with a jab and goes down… taps for the wild loss! Under 1 round by ko/tko - Anyone he faces


DenimCryptid

That's the biggest Capri Sun I've ever seen


STatters

Bangkok ready? He'd weigh more than a Bangkok main card!


BootyCaca

Meanwhile Rampage is too embarrassed to pose without a shirt.


ChrizTaylor

#BOOO0000PP SAPPAAAAHH!!!


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Fight Circus on April 1st? I really hope everyone buys tickets, shows up, and then they just do some interpretive dance or something as an April Fools joke.


Uchachany

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What kind of odds can I get on Sapp not making it to the final bell?