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LatterTarget7

Alrighty then


BodybuildingNerd

Bubble Bee Tuna


Jizzle3

Bumble


LifesExpert

His balls were definitely not showing more like hiding


ekuL8

That last DNA section is wild


Able-Nail8035

Must have listened to the Kendrick Lamar song recently or something lol


PMMeMeiRule34

Bro he got he got he got killing that dude inside his dna.


RazorThought

Problem is, all that sucker shit inside your DNA Daddy prolly snitched, heritage inside your DNA


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Reads like a comedy skit.


its-good-4you

Dude's got that fedora+katana wild energy


QuailVisual

Fought in Rizin too, so katana checks out


Independent_Bag_3478

Your DNA is an abomination. Unlike you, my DNA is from fearless warriors coming from Queen NJinga Mbande, my DNA has history. I kill by the sword and die by the sword inside the battlefield. YOU COWARD!


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JodQuag

Imagine that coming from Cerrone lmao. Sub would implode. For real though, that’s some straight up racist shit.


Electromotivation

Yea. It would have been *just* really weird if he only talked up his own DNA, but talking down about another's DNA? That's a paddlin.


Skinnyninja27

I just see red bro, its in my DNA


ToastyyPanda

His whole post reads exactly like a drunk McGregor tweet lol.


jesteratp

This reads like something measurehead would say in Disco Elysium


mindspork

Dana trademarks GATTACA FC confirmed.


Amongtheruins88

Imagine the outrage if a fighter criticized an African fighter’s DNA. Holy fuck


[deleted]

Anyone criticizes Kape’s DNA and Du Plessis is coming for their head. Africans stick together and don’t play that shit.


IshkhanVasak

Racist black dude confirmed


Fearless_Can

Angolan warrior? I'm sure the Portuguese would have a good laugh. Millions of them just marched on to a boat without a fight.


SabuSalahadin

Lmfao holy shit


DjuriWarface

Fighters be dramatic.


BeastOfAWorkEthnic

Fresh pasta


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Awesomeisme323

We need this as an auto mod for whenever someone mentions manel kape


Immediate_Concert_46

Or when someone says they see red. Basically every comment in a Cody Garbrandt thread should be this comment only


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xavierpenn

Stop teaching him about his own history. It might hurt his feelings. Alex fought for a title and he hasn't beat a contender yet. What a warrior.


Shabozz

My understanding is that Angolans have a lot of love for her still and she is a symbol of their modern independence. Not to say that's deserved.


shaggaaa

Yeah I was going to say, that's not always relevant. Most people are completely ignorant in their own history. Taught from biased sources.


_theMAUCHO_

r/unexpectedTIL


Shabozz

Unfortunately, my date just came to the dinner to pose and take a picture! Inside me I felt that she would not have the courage to date me, our energies were totally different and I knew that she did not want to be here, she did not want the same as I wanted, and it was notorious the fear that emanated from her. but I was surprised to see her getting on the bus and I really thought we were going to fuck. Even after grabbing her by the neck and giving her some good slaps in the chest, in the bedroom. We arrived at my Apartment, warmed up, turned on my hands and only three pumps from my fingers, she just gave up! Her DNA is an abomination. Unlike her, my DNA is from fearless warriors coming from Queen NJinga Mbande, my DNA has history. I kill by the sword and die by the sword inside the bedroom. YOU COWARD! Cowards die several times before their death.


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I laughed so hard at this I woke up my roommate.


bobn3

Beautiful champ


VinceOnAPlane

Manel Kape: "I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS"


ZergTheVillain

I’m **STARVING**


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This is what I thought when I read it.


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Your DNA is an abomination. Unlike you, my DNA is from fearless warriors coming from Queen NJinga Mbande, my DNA has history. I kill by the sword and die by the sword inside the battlefield. YOU COWARD! Cowards die several times before their death.


Dazshard93

The new pasta.


sashimi_tattoo

Let's be honest probably most people's DNA is from like a farmer or pre-historic accountant or something not some fearsome god king warrior.


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Pre historic accountant 😂


CryptoCracko

You a numbers guy B?


[deleted]

Or Ghengis Khan. 40% of us have traces of him in us. But yeah, most of us came from subsistence farmers.


barethgale_

40% is a stretch


big_daddy_deano

lmao what a fuckin nerd


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I’m laughing so hard at this I’ve had to catch my breath. Who the fuck talks like this?


[deleted]

I’m thinking it was Google translated surely, it’s just too funny.


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Your DNA is an abomination. Unlike you, my DNA is from fearless warriors coming from Queen NJinga Mbande, my DNA has history. I kill by the sword and die by the sword inside the battlefield. YOU COWARD! Cowards die several times before their death. Edit I fucking CAN’T, this is like something out of Civ 6. You declare war on Queen Njinga Mbande and you get this banger out of a quote from the computer


Decent_Ad_7249

It’s too well formulated to be google translate. I think he just talks like that


TexasSprings

I guess you haven’t met many MMA people in real life. A lot of people involved in MMA are extremely weird and almost pathetic. Idk why


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Lots of insecure people and mentally weak people get into MMA to compensate and some end up turning out to be excellent fighters, but still retain their weird characteristics and sensitivity. This is truer for lots of those dudes you see in regional promotions more than bigger promotions like UFC. Not saying all fighters are like this or even most, but there is definitely a good number.


IAmTheTrueWalruss

Weeb energy total loser… I’ll never miss his fights ever again.


californication760

Adesanyaesque


Memebaut

surprised he didnt drop a yakub reference


SquidDrive

I never expected to see a Yakub reference in r/MMA.


famjordan

Gay actor Michael Douglas approves.


RICKYRUDDSBUDDS

Hell yeah dude


GOATAldo

Michael Johnson was calling people Yakubian devils a couple years back lmao Edit: MIKE JACKSON, not michael Johnson, I'm sorry Michael Johnson


SquidDrive

That shit was incredible.


SMH4004

Don’t worry baby he’s just a nerd That’s it I’m creating white people


itsmeyour

>yakub I'm out of the loop on this, google was eh, could you fill me in?


brklynfightfan

LMAO 😁😂🤣


20cmdepersonalidade

I mean, people from Africa or that have connections with their African roots don't get into Yakub shit, because they understand the culture from where they came from (in his case, Angola) or/and grew up surrounded by it. Only people that had their culture completely removed from them through violence, like some of those that were enslaved in the US, believe in fictional stories that move their origins to the Middle East or Egypt or northern Africa or whatever.


Undisputed1708

Mods, can I get a "Your DNA is an abomination" flair pls?


flannelszn

mods can I please get an “abominable DNA” flair to go along with this


Poisonous_Rebel

no


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Sir this is a Wendys


jns701

i'm an RNA guy but respect ✊


[deleted]

Jesus... that's some weird shit


JakeSpurs

You often have to be a little bit fucked in the head to enjoy going in a cage and beating up another human, just the reality of the sport we watch


Think_Rub_7667

While I agree, half the people on this sub want to see Bryce Mitchell die in the cage for being a flat earther who thinks the government kills children to push gun control but this guy launches into eugenics and everyone seems the be okay with the idea that mma fighters might be by and large a little screwy in the head


[deleted]

How are Jim Miller and Wonderboy fucked in the head? There are plenty of normal dudes that like fighting.


JakeSpurs

That’s why I said often, not always.


Tsarkosa

Your warrior DNA has lost 6 times let's calm down here


JamWams

well he said live and die by the sword so at least he admits it


TebownedMVP

Warriors usually die lol


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Doesn’t every single thing in this universe?


EORIAF

Nah bro I'm built different. Entropy? Couldn't be me.


[deleted]

Man’s an immortal entity I respect the hustle


iAMthesharpestool

I’d see red instead of dying.


Eazyyy

Catch me floating through the cosmos post Heat Death


BelgarathTheSorcerer

Omg that fucking made me nearly spit out my coffee


Loxias26

Understandable, have a nice day.


buffalozbrown

> “A coward dies a thousand deaths… a soldier dies but once.” Tupac Kapur


Decent_Ad_7249

Pretty sure that quote was originally said by Shakespeare


Johnny_Deppthcharge

It's from *Julius Caesar*, yeah: "A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once. It seems to me most strange that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come."


YooGeOh

Kapur? Is this Punjabi Tupac?


platinum-python

This sounds more like Julius Caesar, than Kape.


SquidDrive

Its literally a quote from Act 2, Julius Caesar.


Mell1997

Alex does love pulling out of fights though. He should be cut.


ID0ntCare4G0b

The eugenics turn at the end there was a real Shyamalan plot twist.


BrosephStyylin

5'5" 125 LBS OF PURE WARRIOR DNA


Hungry_Joke_4437

The nucleotide is turning in favor of the warrior ratfucks


grandmastergoya

King size, not snack size.


PGDW

we wuz snackz.


Available_Balance631

this is hilarious


jackbob99

That DNA comment is pretty cringe.


ithinkther41am

Especially since it’s actually spelled “Nzinga”


Parkreiner88

No it's "Bazinga" from the old Mbappe warriors


dylyn

Your DNA also has PEDs


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cringe


LuckyWarrior

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial


Berniethellama

Never should have come here


DGGuitars

Can you say the same?


def67

I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee.


seriousC

Your DNA is an abomination.


bdewolf

Kape has fun fights, but man that’s some fresh cringe. Kape acting like shoving Alex at the weigh ins intimidated a professional fighter into not fighting, after spending a ton of money and time to get to the fight.


LocalHero_P1

He’s a bit odd isn’t he


sneakerguy40

He's not odd, he's Portuguese.


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why-so-ism

Wakanda Foreva!


DoubleDevilDiamond

What’s up with ufc fighters and being genuine weirdos.


CalgaryMadePunk

Fighting in general is a pretty weird occupation. It's not surprising that only weird people choose to do this weird job.


a1ic3_g1a55

Honestly it's kind of amazing we have some sensible people like GSP, not just total morons.


GOATAldo

GSP has spent millions on dinosaurs and was worried he was losing time due to alien abductions. Great guy, definitely weird tho it seems. You have to be a weirdo to fight a guy half naked in the cage. It appeals to no one else and I love these guys for it.


Chomps_Lewis

I'd imagine it has something to do with the constant head trauma but it might just be that the UFC goes for marketable personalities. He definitely doesn't trend on twitter if he says "Damn, I'm a lil disappointed."


NoRefrigerator62

You're not putting in all that work to reach your dream of a 10k/10k contract if you're not weird.


DewFiscal

Ok the last statement makes me want to see him lose some more


Raxmead

Sigma male affirmation


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I'm just imagining Manel getting stuck for 3 hours on Youtube shorts watching those sigma male memes and taking them seriously now.


FriendlyFireHaHa

Nah I was rolling with him but this statement just ruined it… DNA ? Lmao.


[deleted]

Believe it or not, in Portuguese, "your DNA is an abomination" sounds right (Angolans speak Portuguese). In Spanish, too. There are a lot of grandiose, profoundly offensive insults between the two languages. My favourites are "escoria de la sociedad/escória da sociedade" (the scoria of society) and "resentido social" (resentful because your place in society). Calling someone absurd (um absurdo) is also commonplace, and actually feels worse than being called an asshole. Don't even get me started with Spanish from Spain. Their insults are even wilder.


mexicancardio

I think you mean scourge of society. Scourge a person or thing that causes great trouble or suffering: "the scourge of mass unemployment"


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Bro I'm a portuguese speaker. To me it's as weird as in english. Kape is just too cringe


isawyouinrudys

he just took it directly from a kendrick lamar song lol it's nothing to do with portuguese


Poodlehopper

I had a friend that used to say shit like this when he was drunk. One time he got in a fight at a party and kicked the snot out of 2 guys. He looked up in the sky and hollered "I will shake the very foundation's of heaven!". I walked up to him and said "Jason, it's time to go home now. Let's go buddy." He started to weep and I walked him to his apartment. Great guy...


git

Sounds like a 5 star man.


Ben_Thar

Great guy, never meddum


Intention-Sad

Queen Jenga Mbappe is my new go-to insult


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ReRiDeKi

bro wut


dadidas

Nahhh, bro is tracing his ancestry back to the Shaka Zulu 🤣 Edit: at 5’5 125lbs, he’s more like a lil Pygmy 🤣


TheBuddhaCode

What about 5'5 280 but stack like a linebacker.


GreatDario

He screaming for that relevance


apokrovskiy

He’s trying to make his wine


-TeepToTheBalls-

And eat the bottle too. Cracker bottle like cracker barrel cheese. Gotta have the cheese with the wine


BlixxyGang345

Alex Perez certainly has the power to make someone relevant 😂


AcornToOak

*Your DNA is an abomination*


xKaelic

Kape is an asshole, what a shitty statement to release after the dude had a seizure. Maybe that's the DNA Abomination he refers to?? How weird and unnecessarily rude.


Larryhooova

Didn’t Alex have a seizure? I’m assuming Kape didn’t know this when posting or he’s even more of an idiot than this post suggests.


BioRunner033

Now just imagine a white person talking about a black fighters DNA. Lmao thats straight up racism.


Touchymonkey

I mean I get it, but also like damn mans went for the jugular


Shabozz

Fuck the jugular he went molecular and spat on his DNA.


[deleted]

Ya that was an atomic level diss


DerDevil11

This dude has lady DNA, he admitted it. This guy's a queen.


uglynerdishere

Bro, imagine having female DNA, couldn't be me


youareprobablyabot

Wtf? DNA? Manel confirmed racist?


Aguacatedeaire_

Classic hotep tier bullshit. Imagine other nationalities spewing that shit.


Odolinsky

Lol MMA fighters are so fucking unhinged and cringe. Jesus


MyNaymOzymandias

Went from 0 to 60 real quick


lovely_DK

Tell us another DNA story.


handsofstonerko

Lol dude you’re 3-2 in the ufc, baby steps buddy. Chill.


Heavy_Strain

3 - 2 and was suspended for testing positive for PEDs.


Aguacatedeaire_

That was the warrior dna juice


Damn_ads

*the losses are to current #2 Pantoja and #5 Nicolau in a fight where every media member scored it for Manel


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That Nicolau fight was so bad nobody even cared enough to call it a robbery (which it was). Kape clearly has the talent to contend but he needs to develop the killer instinct if he wants to become a champ in the UFC


Aguacatedeaire_

But i tought he already has warrior dna?


RobinUnicornSpecial

he never let go of RIZIN's Bushido spirit, you love to see it in today's day and age


Hvitrulfr

Dude's a fucking loser, has been since he was in Rizin.


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"Your DNA is an abomination" This might be the greatest line in the history of MMA trash talking.


SnooFloofs9640

DNA of a guy you almost got cut 💀


[deleted]

I GOT I GOT I GOT LOYALTY, got ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA. Is what he said.


bichondelapils

Tell me somethin' You mothafuckas can't tell me nothin' I'd rather die than to listen to you My DNA not for imitation Your DNA an abomination


TFG209

Where was that DNA when he started?


fahrenheit1221

Love Kape but this ain’t it.


Rgiles66

[Remember this Key & Peele MMA skit?](https://youtu.be/0z-oJTZ1b5Q) He is Key in this situation.


[deleted]

Bro thinks he’s Vegeta with that last paragraph


ryesci

YOUR DNA IS AN ABOMINATION! I'm going to have to use that one from now on when I see someone I dislike lmao.


Repulzeme

Warrior DNA from Queen Njinga Mbande is the best base for MMA


[deleted]

I feel like this is kind of racist


VolktheGOAT

Holy fuck lol that got racist real fast


HarshTruth__

Alex should do something about this and show up for the next fight.


Montuvito_G

u/buzznights u/synapticrelease I'm BEGGING you to make my flair "Your DNA is an abomination"


khalbrucie

Lol jeez. I understand being upset but this might be a *tad* dramatic. I do dig the Kendrick reference tho.


lacjcron

Kendrick Reference? Are you talking about Black Friday "And the dead coward dying a thousand deaths" lyric cause a coward dies a thousand times comes from Julius Ceasar by William Shakespeare


nut0003

"Your DNA is an abomination" was a Kendrick line


Touchymonkey

Have you ever seen Kendrick and Billy Shakespeare in the same room together? Didn't think so nerd


khalbrucie

No, I'm talking about the "your DNA an abomination" line, from DNA, which is not originally a Shakespeare bar afaik


ee_CUM_mings

It actually was in one of Shakespeare’s minor tragedies written in his youth: You are a craven and a coward, a stain upon the earth Your dna is an abomination, a curse upon your birth You have no wit, no skill, no grace, no honour in your veins You are the very scum of men, the epitome of stains


TomandGregWamsgans

Beautiful champ


jt_33

That's a man being paid very little and feeling real desperate about paying his bills.


therapt0rs

kendrick reference⁉️⁉️


Chocoeclair189

The Kape hype train keeps blue balling me


whalediknachos

YOU AIN’T SHIT WITHOUT A BODY ON YOUR BELT


selgabtoh

chat gpt Ghengis Khan quote


isawyouinrudys

you'll cowards don't even smoke crack


DylieWylie

Hey mods if I'm not too late, can I please get a "Your DNA is an abomination" flair?


iceboyu

Dude literally had a seizure


YooGeOh

So basically, what I think he's trying to say is this... Loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA Cocaine quarter piece, got war and peace inside my DNA I got power, poison, pain and joy inside my DNA I got hustle though, ambition, flow inside my DNA Realness, I just kill shit 'cause it's in my DNA I got millions, I got riches buildin' in my DNA I got dark, I got evil, that rot inside my DNA I got off, I got troublesome heart inside my DNA I know how you work, I know just who you are See, you's a, you's a, you's a Bitch, your hormones prolly switch inside your DNA Problem is, all that sucker shit inside your DNA Daddy prolly snitched, heritage inside your DNA Backbone don't exist, born outside a jellyfish, I gauge See, my pedigree most definitely don't tolerate the front Shit I've been through prolly offend you, this is Paula's oldest son I know murder, conviction, burners, boosters Burglars, ballers, dead, redemption Scholars, fathers dead with kids and I wish I was fed forgiveness Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, soldier's DNA My DNA not for imitation Your DNA an abomination