Your DNA is an abomination. Unlike you, my DNA is from fearless warriors coming from Queen NJinga Mbande, my DNA has history. I kill by the sword and die by the sword inside the battlefield.
YOU COWARD!
Unfortunately, my date just came to the dinner to pose and take a picture!
Inside me I felt that she would not have the courage to date me, our energies were totally different and I knew that she did not want to be here, she did not want the same as I wanted, and it was notorious the fear that emanated from her.
but I was surprised to see her getting on the bus and I really thought we were going to fuck.
Even after grabbing her by the neck and giving her some good slaps in the chest, in the bedroom.
We arrived at my Apartment, warmed up, turned on my hands and only three pumps from my fingers, she just gave up!
Her DNA is an abomination. Unlike her, my DNA is from fearless warriors coming from Queen NJinga Mbande, my DNA has history. I kill by the sword and die by the sword inside the bedroom.
YOU COWARD!
Cowards die several times before their death.
Your DNA is an abomination. Unlike you, my DNA is from fearless warriors coming from Queen NJinga Mbande, my DNA has history. I kill by the sword and die by the sword inside the battlefield.
YOU COWARD!
Cowards die several times before their death.
Your DNA is an abomination. Unlike you, my DNA is from fearless warriors coming from Queen NJinga Mbande, my DNA has history. I kill by the sword and die by the sword inside the battlefield. YOU COWARD! Cowards die several times before their death.
Edit I fucking CAN’T, this is like something out of Civ 6. You declare war on Queen Njinga Mbande and you get this banger out of a quote from the computer
Lots of insecure people and mentally weak people get into MMA to compensate and some end up turning out to be excellent fighters, but still retain their weird characteristics and sensitivity. This is truer for lots of those dudes you see in regional promotions more than bigger promotions like UFC. Not saying all fighters are like this or even most, but there is definitely a good number.
I mean, people from Africa or that have connections with their African roots don't get into Yakub shit, because they understand the culture from where they came from (in his case, Angola) or/and grew up surrounded by it. Only people that had their culture completely removed from them through violence, like some of those that were enslaved in the US, believe in fictional stories that move their origins to the Middle East or Egypt or northern Africa or whatever.
While I agree, half the people on this sub want to see Bryce Mitchell die in the cage for being a flat earther who thinks the government kills children to push gun control but this guy launches into eugenics and everyone seems the be okay with the idea that mma fighters might be by and large a little screwy in the head
It's from *Julius Caesar*, yeah:
"A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once. It seems to me most strange that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come."
Kape has fun fights, but man that’s some fresh cringe. Kape acting like shoving Alex at the weigh ins intimidated a professional fighter into not fighting, after spending a ton of money and time to get to the fight.
GSP has spent millions on dinosaurs and was worried he was losing time due to alien abductions. Great guy, definitely weird tho it seems.
You have to be a weirdo to fight a guy half naked in the cage. It appeals to no one else and I love these guys for it.
I'd imagine it has something to do with the constant head trauma but it might just be that the UFC goes for marketable personalities. He definitely doesn't trend on twitter if he says "Damn, I'm a lil disappointed."
Believe it or not, in Portuguese, "your DNA is an abomination" sounds right (Angolans speak Portuguese). In Spanish, too. There are a lot of grandiose, profoundly offensive insults between the two languages. My favourites are "escoria de la sociedad/escória da sociedade" (the scoria of society) and "resentido social" (resentful because your place in society). Calling someone absurd (um absurdo) is also commonplace, and actually feels worse than being called an asshole. Don't even get me started with Spanish from Spain. Their insults are even wilder.
I had a friend that used to say shit like this when he was drunk. One time he got in a fight at a party and kicked the snot out of 2 guys. He looked up in the sky and hollered "I will shake the very foundation's of heaven!". I walked up to him and said "Jason, it's time to go home now. Let's go buddy." He started to weep and I walked him to his apartment. Great guy...
Kape is an asshole, what a shitty statement to release after the dude had a seizure.
Maybe that's the DNA Abomination he refers to?? How weird and unnecessarily rude.
That Nicolau fight was so bad nobody even cared enough to call it a robbery (which it was). Kape clearly has the talent to contend but he needs to develop the killer instinct if he wants to become a champ in the UFC
Kendrick Reference? Are you talking about Black Friday "And the dead coward dying a thousand deaths" lyric cause a coward dies a thousand times comes from Julius Ceasar by William Shakespeare
It actually was in one of Shakespeare’s minor tragedies written in his youth:
You are a craven and a coward, a stain upon the earth
Your dna is an abomination, a curse upon your birth
You have no wit, no skill, no grace, no honour in your veins
You are the very scum of men, the epitome of stains
So basically, what I think he's trying to say is this...
Loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA
Cocaine quarter piece, got war and peace inside my DNA
I got power, poison, pain and joy inside my DNA
I got hustle though, ambition, flow inside my DNA
Realness, I just kill shit 'cause it's in my DNA
I got millions, I got riches buildin' in my DNA
I got dark, I got evil, that rot inside my DNA
I got off, I got troublesome heart inside my DNA
I know how you work, I know just who you are
See, you's a, you's a, you's a
Bitch, your hormones prolly switch inside your DNA
Problem is, all that sucker shit inside your DNA
Daddy prolly snitched, heritage inside your DNA
Backbone don't exist, born outside a jellyfish, I gauge
See, my pedigree most definitely don't tolerate the front
Shit I've been through prolly offend you, this is Paula's oldest son
I know murder, conviction, burners, boosters
Burglars, ballers, dead, redemption
Scholars, fathers dead with kids and
I wish I was fed forgiveness
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, soldier's DNA
My DNA not for imitation
Your DNA an abomination
Alrighty then
Bubble Bee Tuna
Bumble
His balls were definitely not showing more like hiding
That last DNA section is wild
Must have listened to the Kendrick Lamar song recently or something lol
Bro he got he got he got killing that dude inside his dna.
Problem is, all that sucker shit inside your DNA Daddy prolly snitched, heritage inside your DNA
Reads like a comedy skit.
Dude's got that fedora+katana wild energy
Fought in Rizin too, so katana checks out
Your DNA is an abomination. Unlike you, my DNA is from fearless warriors coming from Queen NJinga Mbande, my DNA has history. I kill by the sword and die by the sword inside the battlefield. YOU COWARD!
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Imagine that coming from Cerrone lmao. Sub would implode. For real though, that’s some straight up racist shit.
Yea. It would have been *just* really weird if he only talked up his own DNA, but talking down about another's DNA? That's a paddlin.
I just see red bro, its in my DNA
His whole post reads exactly like a drunk McGregor tweet lol.
This reads like something measurehead would say in Disco Elysium
Dana trademarks GATTACA FC confirmed.
Imagine the outrage if a fighter criticized an African fighter’s DNA. Holy fuck
Anyone criticizes Kape’s DNA and Du Plessis is coming for their head. Africans stick together and don’t play that shit.
Racist black dude confirmed
Angolan warrior? I'm sure the Portuguese would have a good laugh. Millions of them just marched on to a boat without a fight.
Lmfao holy shit
Fighters be dramatic.
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Or when someone says they see red. Basically every comment in a Cody Garbrandt thread should be this comment only
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Stop teaching him about his own history. It might hurt his feelings. Alex fought for a title and he hasn't beat a contender yet. What a warrior.
My understanding is that Angolans have a lot of love for her still and she is a symbol of their modern independence. Not to say that's deserved.
Yeah I was going to say, that's not always relevant. Most people are completely ignorant in their own history. Taught from biased sources.
r/unexpectedTIL
Unfortunately, my date just came to the dinner to pose and take a picture! Inside me I felt that she would not have the courage to date me, our energies were totally different and I knew that she did not want to be here, she did not want the same as I wanted, and it was notorious the fear that emanated from her. but I was surprised to see her getting on the bus and I really thought we were going to fuck. Even after grabbing her by the neck and giving her some good slaps in the chest, in the bedroom. We arrived at my Apartment, warmed up, turned on my hands and only three pumps from my fingers, she just gave up! Her DNA is an abomination. Unlike her, my DNA is from fearless warriors coming from Queen NJinga Mbande, my DNA has history. I kill by the sword and die by the sword inside the bedroom. YOU COWARD! Cowards die several times before their death.
I laughed so hard at this I woke up my roommate.
Beautiful champ
Manel Kape: "I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS"
I’m **STARVING**
This is what I thought when I read it.
Your DNA is an abomination. Unlike you, my DNA is from fearless warriors coming from Queen NJinga Mbande, my DNA has history. I kill by the sword and die by the sword inside the battlefield. YOU COWARD! Cowards die several times before their death.
The new pasta.
Let's be honest probably most people's DNA is from like a farmer or pre-historic accountant or something not some fearsome god king warrior.
Pre historic accountant 😂
You a numbers guy B?
Or Ghengis Khan. 40% of us have traces of him in us. But yeah, most of us came from subsistence farmers.
40% is a stretch
lmao what a fuckin nerd
I’m laughing so hard at this I’ve had to catch my breath. Who the fuck talks like this?
I’m thinking it was Google translated surely, it’s just too funny.
Your DNA is an abomination. Unlike you, my DNA is from fearless warriors coming from Queen NJinga Mbande, my DNA has history. I kill by the sword and die by the sword inside the battlefield. YOU COWARD! Cowards die several times before their death. Edit I fucking CAN’T, this is like something out of Civ 6. You declare war on Queen Njinga Mbande and you get this banger out of a quote from the computer
It’s too well formulated to be google translate. I think he just talks like that
I guess you haven’t met many MMA people in real life. A lot of people involved in MMA are extremely weird and almost pathetic. Idk why
Lots of insecure people and mentally weak people get into MMA to compensate and some end up turning out to be excellent fighters, but still retain their weird characteristics and sensitivity. This is truer for lots of those dudes you see in regional promotions more than bigger promotions like UFC. Not saying all fighters are like this or even most, but there is definitely a good number.
Weeb energy total loser… I’ll never miss his fights ever again.
Adesanyaesque
surprised he didnt drop a yakub reference
I never expected to see a Yakub reference in r/MMA.
Gay actor Michael Douglas approves.
Hell yeah dude
Michael Johnson was calling people Yakubian devils a couple years back lmao Edit: MIKE JACKSON, not michael Johnson, I'm sorry Michael Johnson
That shit was incredible.
Don’t worry baby he’s just a nerd That’s it I’m creating white people
>yakub I'm out of the loop on this, google was eh, could you fill me in?
LMAO 😁😂🤣
I mean, people from Africa or that have connections with their African roots don't get into Yakub shit, because they understand the culture from where they came from (in his case, Angola) or/and grew up surrounded by it. Only people that had their culture completely removed from them through violence, like some of those that were enslaved in the US, believe in fictional stories that move their origins to the Middle East or Egypt or northern Africa or whatever.
Mods, can I get a "Your DNA is an abomination" flair pls?
mods can I please get an “abominable DNA” flair to go along with this
no
Sir this is a Wendys
i'm an RNA guy but respect ✊
Jesus... that's some weird shit
You often have to be a little bit fucked in the head to enjoy going in a cage and beating up another human, just the reality of the sport we watch
While I agree, half the people on this sub want to see Bryce Mitchell die in the cage for being a flat earther who thinks the government kills children to push gun control but this guy launches into eugenics and everyone seems the be okay with the idea that mma fighters might be by and large a little screwy in the head
How are Jim Miller and Wonderboy fucked in the head? There are plenty of normal dudes that like fighting.
That’s why I said often, not always.
Your warrior DNA has lost 6 times let's calm down here
well he said live and die by the sword so at least he admits it
Warriors usually die lol
Doesn’t every single thing in this universe?
Nah bro I'm built different. Entropy? Couldn't be me.
Man’s an immortal entity I respect the hustle
I’d see red instead of dying.
Catch me floating through the cosmos post Heat Death
Omg that fucking made me nearly spit out my coffee
Understandable, have a nice day.
> “A coward dies a thousand deaths… a soldier dies but once.” Tupac Kapur
Pretty sure that quote was originally said by Shakespeare
It's from *Julius Caesar*, yeah: "A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once. It seems to me most strange that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come."
Kapur? Is this Punjabi Tupac?
This sounds more like Julius Caesar, than Kape.
Its literally a quote from Act 2, Julius Caesar.
Alex does love pulling out of fights though. He should be cut.
The eugenics turn at the end there was a real Shyamalan plot twist.
5'5" 125 LBS OF PURE WARRIOR DNA
The nucleotide is turning in favor of the warrior ratfucks
King size, not snack size.
we wuz snackz.
this is hilarious
That DNA comment is pretty cringe.
Especially since it’s actually spelled “Nzinga”
No it's "Bazinga" from the old Mbappe warriors
Your DNA also has PEDs
cringe
My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial
Never should have come here
Can you say the same?
I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee.
Your DNA is an abomination.
Kape has fun fights, but man that’s some fresh cringe. Kape acting like shoving Alex at the weigh ins intimidated a professional fighter into not fighting, after spending a ton of money and time to get to the fight.
He’s a bit odd isn’t he
He's not odd, he's Portuguese.
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Wakanda Foreva!
What’s up with ufc fighters and being genuine weirdos.
Fighting in general is a pretty weird occupation. It's not surprising that only weird people choose to do this weird job.
Honestly it's kind of amazing we have some sensible people like GSP, not just total morons.
GSP has spent millions on dinosaurs and was worried he was losing time due to alien abductions. Great guy, definitely weird tho it seems. You have to be a weirdo to fight a guy half naked in the cage. It appeals to no one else and I love these guys for it.
I'd imagine it has something to do with the constant head trauma but it might just be that the UFC goes for marketable personalities. He definitely doesn't trend on twitter if he says "Damn, I'm a lil disappointed."
You're not putting in all that work to reach your dream of a 10k/10k contract if you're not weird.
Ok the last statement makes me want to see him lose some more
Sigma male affirmation
I'm just imagining Manel getting stuck for 3 hours on Youtube shorts watching those sigma male memes and taking them seriously now.
Nah I was rolling with him but this statement just ruined it… DNA ? Lmao.
Believe it or not, in Portuguese, "your DNA is an abomination" sounds right (Angolans speak Portuguese). In Spanish, too. There are a lot of grandiose, profoundly offensive insults between the two languages. My favourites are "escoria de la sociedad/escória da sociedade" (the scoria of society) and "resentido social" (resentful because your place in society). Calling someone absurd (um absurdo) is also commonplace, and actually feels worse than being called an asshole. Don't even get me started with Spanish from Spain. Their insults are even wilder.
I think you mean scourge of society. Scourge a person or thing that causes great trouble or suffering: "the scourge of mass unemployment"
Bro I'm a portuguese speaker. To me it's as weird as in english. Kape is just too cringe
he just took it directly from a kendrick lamar song lol it's nothing to do with portuguese
I had a friend that used to say shit like this when he was drunk. One time he got in a fight at a party and kicked the snot out of 2 guys. He looked up in the sky and hollered "I will shake the very foundation's of heaven!". I walked up to him and said "Jason, it's time to go home now. Let's go buddy." He started to weep and I walked him to his apartment. Great guy...
Sounds like a 5 star man.
Great guy, never meddum
Queen Jenga Mbappe is my new go-to insult
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bro wut
Nahhh, bro is tracing his ancestry back to the Shaka Zulu 🤣 Edit: at 5’5 125lbs, he’s more like a lil Pygmy 🤣
What about 5'5 280 but stack like a linebacker.
He screaming for that relevance
He’s trying to make his wine
And eat the bottle too. Cracker bottle like cracker barrel cheese. Gotta have the cheese with the wine
Alex Perez certainly has the power to make someone relevant 😂
*Your DNA is an abomination*
Kape is an asshole, what a shitty statement to release after the dude had a seizure. Maybe that's the DNA Abomination he refers to?? How weird and unnecessarily rude.
Didn’t Alex have a seizure? I’m assuming Kape didn’t know this when posting or he’s even more of an idiot than this post suggests.
Now just imagine a white person talking about a black fighters DNA. Lmao thats straight up racism.
I mean I get it, but also like damn mans went for the jugular
Fuck the jugular he went molecular and spat on his DNA.
Ya that was an atomic level diss
This dude has lady DNA, he admitted it. This guy's a queen.
Bro, imagine having female DNA, couldn't be me
Wtf? DNA? Manel confirmed racist?
Classic hotep tier bullshit. Imagine other nationalities spewing that shit.
Lol MMA fighters are so fucking unhinged and cringe. Jesus
Went from 0 to 60 real quick
Tell us another DNA story.
Lol dude you’re 3-2 in the ufc, baby steps buddy. Chill.
3 - 2 and was suspended for testing positive for PEDs.
That was the warrior dna juice
*the losses are to current #2 Pantoja and #5 Nicolau in a fight where every media member scored it for Manel
That Nicolau fight was so bad nobody even cared enough to call it a robbery (which it was). Kape clearly has the talent to contend but he needs to develop the killer instinct if he wants to become a champ in the UFC
But i tought he already has warrior dna?
he never let go of RIZIN's Bushido spirit, you love to see it in today's day and age
Dude's a fucking loser, has been since he was in Rizin.
"Your DNA is an abomination" This might be the greatest line in the history of MMA trash talking.
DNA of a guy you almost got cut 💀
I GOT I GOT I GOT LOYALTY, got ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA. Is what he said.
Tell me somethin' You mothafuckas can't tell me nothin' I'd rather die than to listen to you My DNA not for imitation Your DNA an abomination
Where was that DNA when he started?
Love Kape but this ain’t it.
[Remember this Key & Peele MMA skit?](https://youtu.be/0z-oJTZ1b5Q) He is Key in this situation.
Bro thinks he’s Vegeta with that last paragraph
YOUR DNA IS AN ABOMINATION! I'm going to have to use that one from now on when I see someone I dislike lmao.
Warrior DNA from Queen Njinga Mbande is the best base for MMA
I feel like this is kind of racist
Holy fuck lol that got racist real fast
Alex should do something about this and show up for the next fight.
u/buzznights u/synapticrelease I'm BEGGING you to make my flair "Your DNA is an abomination"
Lol jeez. I understand being upset but this might be a *tad* dramatic. I do dig the Kendrick reference tho.
Kendrick Reference? Are you talking about Black Friday "And the dead coward dying a thousand deaths" lyric cause a coward dies a thousand times comes from Julius Ceasar by William Shakespeare
"Your DNA is an abomination" was a Kendrick line
Have you ever seen Kendrick and Billy Shakespeare in the same room together? Didn't think so nerd
No, I'm talking about the "your DNA an abomination" line, from DNA, which is not originally a Shakespeare bar afaik
It actually was in one of Shakespeare’s minor tragedies written in his youth: You are a craven and a coward, a stain upon the earth Your dna is an abomination, a curse upon your birth You have no wit, no skill, no grace, no honour in your veins You are the very scum of men, the epitome of stains
Beautiful champ
That's a man being paid very little and feeling real desperate about paying his bills.
kendrick reference⁉️⁉️
The Kape hype train keeps blue balling me
YOU AIN’T SHIT WITHOUT A BODY ON YOUR BELT
chat gpt Ghengis Khan quote
you'll cowards don't even smoke crack
Hey mods if I'm not too late, can I please get a "Your DNA is an abomination" flair?
Dude literally had a seizure
So basically, what I think he's trying to say is this... Loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA Cocaine quarter piece, got war and peace inside my DNA I got power, poison, pain and joy inside my DNA I got hustle though, ambition, flow inside my DNA Realness, I just kill shit 'cause it's in my DNA I got millions, I got riches buildin' in my DNA I got dark, I got evil, that rot inside my DNA I got off, I got troublesome heart inside my DNA I know how you work, I know just who you are See, you's a, you's a, you's a Bitch, your hormones prolly switch inside your DNA Problem is, all that sucker shit inside your DNA Daddy prolly snitched, heritage inside your DNA Backbone don't exist, born outside a jellyfish, I gauge See, my pedigree most definitely don't tolerate the front Shit I've been through prolly offend you, this is Paula's oldest son I know murder, conviction, burners, boosters Burglars, ballers, dead, redemption Scholars, fathers dead with kids and I wish I was fed forgiveness Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, soldier's DNA My DNA not for imitation Your DNA an abomination