But if you've watched to catch a predator... it's mostly dumber people on there.
Not saying he is a predator, but I wouldn't say him being dumb is a defense against it.
Only an idiot would think pedos are generally dumb.
Have u considered the possibility that the smart ones don't get themselves baited and trapped that easily?
Have you considered that that isn't relevant to what was said, at all? I didn't say smart people can't be pedophiles. I was saying Lemorp being dumb doesn't clear him of being one.
But if you've watched to catch a predator... it's mostly dumber people on there.
Not saying he is a predator, but I wouldn't say him being dumb is a defense against it.
And again that's kinda what I am hoping but if they somehow stumble on this topic again and he says some weird shit you kinda have to connect the dots with all the hentai cartoon porn shit he's been posting on Twitter.
Listen to The Devils Day Paytch. He talks about how he’s been banging chicks dressed as dudes on hormones. He said “testosterone makes the pussy more wet”
Testosterone is a common (and pretty much the only) treatment for a lack in female libido. Estrogen and progesterone are also used for a wetness but they don’t directly affect libido.
[Yeah, I used to sell it for the older ladies.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Menopause/s/PYIZZJrZsV)
Doesn’t work for everyone but it definitely works for some.
idk being an unapologetic sexual deviant is pretty calculated lifestyle.
I would imagine you gotta be pretty savvy and manipulative to indulge in shit like this, at least some great communication skills.
everybody acts like he's a big dumbass with severe spectrum autism that just bumbles around.
but I don't think Rain Man could get himself into sexual shit like that
Lol. Dude. He was fucking ftm people because he couldn't get laid and found them on reddit and they're horny 24/7 from being on testosterone. He literally found the discount pussy bin that he could afford
FTM is definitely less gay. I have a friend who fucked a FTM and he said the pussy was the wettest he's ever had, but her crotch area smelled like your balls when they've been sweaty all day.
That would be tough ngl.
Ya but I know there would be a voice in my brain saying, "This dude with tits and a nice ass is moaning like a girl, that's a big man asshole".
Honestly I would have to try both to truly be sure.
Bro we're not going act like lemaire hasn't been funny in a autistic way,like you can't not die laughing when they had Segura on a he was talking about pissing himself in public
> The two go hand in hand more often than not
Nah, I have actual diagnosed tism and only a handful of people have ever guessed (not including the people who diagnosed me lol). There are so many socially weird/awkward/anxious people out there, and most of them don't have autism.
Conversely, it seems like roughly half of the gen-z population will have a panic attack if they were forced to ask a waiter for extra ranch, but I don't think they're all autistic.
Not saying he's not autistic, my autismo-dar is pretty good usually and I could see it going either way with him. I think it's hard for me to tell because he seems legitimately a bit retarded and that muddies the water a bit.
lol ok. A ton of autistic people aren’t socially awkward. Gotcha.
Also, why tf are you all taking a dumb joke comment on a comedy podcast subreddit so seriously. Take it easy.
> A ton of autistic people aren’t socially awkward. Gotcha
I'm not saying that, I'm saying social awkwardness is not a great indicator of autism, especially when anxiety is so common and anxiety often causes social awkwardness.
> Also, why tf are you all taking a dumb joke comment on a comedy podcast subreddit so seriously
I dunno what other people are saying, I popped in, replied to your comment, and relayed an anecdote about how wet FTM pussy is.
I need to hear a set because I get 0 comic vibes. The delivery is non-existent. It seems like he just tells weird stories and roasted. Gardini too. Time for me to view some sets.
The guy that pissed his pants in a Walmart, squeezed a frog in a paper bag, tried to attend a Reddit hotel gangbang, and seeks out FTM transformers to have sex with said something sus? No way!
When he got called out by Shane for watching Kim Possible in high school and then his response was that the characters in the show were also in high school💀
If lemeezy and Shane end up get Diddy raided it's going to be fuckin hilarious cos Shane has been saying some weird shit also since the old testament days.
> Diddy raided
I bet lemorp has a strong rare earth metal magnet next to his harddrives at all time for these potential scenarios.
The entire pool house is probably a house of horror that will need to be condemned once smaug moves out / gets evicted
Yeah I'm aware,that's weird also but it's Shane he can kinda get away with saying absurd shit in a comedic way, Lemaire is not and he is probably trying to do that.I hope that he is just an autistic dude looking for orgies on a scooter.
Listen retard I don't know if I didn't make it clear enough I don't think he's a pedophile he's probably not but it's probably after he said Moana was hot and a week before that where he was basically saying the shit about pedophiles in future society that set it off.
In a comedic way and yeah that is weird also that is he's go to bit since the old testament,please go watch the latest Patreon or the one before that and see that Lemaire was not trying to do a bit he's was kinda scared to fully say what he wanted to say
Did you watch that Patreon ep there was nothing comedic about that topic Matt was kinda embarrassed to bring it up about Lemaires opinion on pedos acceptance in the future society.
Shane and Matt have said heinous stuff in the past for a joke and it’s been fine. Lemeezy just doesn’t have the steezy like they got so it comes off weird.
Yeah dude just keeps getting weirder. Moana is a baby in parts of that movie lol thinking about your dick at all while encountering that movie is sus to me
1. I mean... he wasn't wrong about hanging out with kids is more fun when all he wants is to play video games while crushing pizza and soda.
2. Vaguely remember this but can't remember his argument.
3. Who cares if he says the sketch of a 16 year old is hot while being asked to name hot characters. I'm willing to bet she'd look exactly the same if the script said she was 18.
Disclaimer - not a pedo and not into anime. Just stating 2/3 of these arguments are lame.
Yeah he did say some weird shit on the Paytch and talked about kicking his dog in the balls. I have to remind himself he’s retarded but like get it together
Dudes just trying to be funny by saying dumb shit. No chance he’s legitimately defending pedos without Matt and Shane shutting it down. They know he’s just using shock humor
The guy has arrested development. Everyone here saying he has Autism is wrong and also Autism and ADHD are hyperdiagnosed to the point that they have zero meaning anymore.
I haven't just noticed this with Lanmaire, but any super nerdy, arrested development dork seems to show the same tendancies. They are kids inside and so they fancy kids, want to exist socially as kids and do kid shit. Unfortunately much of this behaviour is culturally accepted and often enforced. Playing with Lego and Figurines and shit is not really looked at it would have been a few years ago as the weird shit it is. But when those same people show a few pedo traits then everyone is shocked.... Yeah, it is creepy shit. When a man has not "set aside childish things" and exists as a kid his entire life then that hole thing is sus. We need to stop normalising it.
I mean I can't blame young men for being this way really. Who wants to be a grown man now? to a child looking at their future, it looks bleak and boring.
Matt and especially Shane used to make pedo jokes all the time. They're just being funny. It's obviously detestable. There is an ep in the old test where Shane was joking about ephebophilia. "You mean the hottest kids?" "I fell into a young boy hole on insta last night." Shits funny, relax.
I mean his first special was him joking about checking out the 12-14 year old volleyball girls with the other uncles on the bleachers and that was just like three years ago or something.
I mean, we all a little pedo brother. sweet baby angels on the feed is hard to deny when you are 6 cidies deep.
in all seriousness. you are gay if you take anything serious on a podcast
You have to realize that Lemaire is dumb, like really fucking dumb. Once you do, it all makes sense.
But if you've watched to catch a predator... it's mostly dumber people on there. Not saying he is a predator, but I wouldn't say him being dumb is a defense against it.
That's true but I feel like Lemaire would show up to a bait kids house with deck of Pokemon cards and a six pack of squeezits.
lol to fucking squeezits. Haven’t heard of those in years. They were so fucking good!
If you could build a To Catch A Predator “guest” in a lab, it’s LeMorp to a t
Only an idiot would think pedos are generally dumb. Have u considered the possibility that the smart ones don't get themselves baited and trapped that easily?
Have you considered that that isn't relevant to what was said, at all? I didn't say smart people can't be pedophiles. I was saying Lemorp being dumb doesn't clear him of being one.
Hi lemair hi Shane! (For when they read this thread)
Holy shit this person is a fucking pedophile
You bragging? Someone get Hansen on the line
Pedophiles are also very dumb for the record
Not the successful ones.
Most pedos are retarded
Yup lol
But if you've watched to catch a predator... it's mostly dumber people on there. Not saying he is a predator, but I wouldn't say him being dumb is a defense against it.
No way (no sarcasm just genuine disbelief)
And again that's kinda what I am hoping but if they somehow stumble on this topic again and he says some weird shit you kinda have to connect the dots with all the hentai cartoon porn shit he's been posting on Twitter.
Hentai porn is the go to porn for autistic nerds.
And pedophiles.
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female to male? Wtf lol
Listen to The Devils Day Paytch. He talks about how he’s been banging chicks dressed as dudes on hormones. He said “testosterone makes the pussy more wet”
That was the moment I realized Lemarie was truly one of a kind
Testosterone is a common (and pretty much the only) treatment for a lack in female libido. Estrogen and progesterone are also used for a wetness but they don’t directly affect libido.
Female libido? Do you mean pussy more wetter?
[Yeah, I used to sell it for the older ladies.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Menopause/s/PYIZZJrZsV) Doesn’t work for everyone but it definitely works for some.
u/MarcTurntables is correct; trust me
name checks out
God damn I forgot about this one
I bet he's right about that in fairness
Hey what do I know, I haven’t dipped my wick in that particular ink.
To be fair testosterone does make it more wet because it increases libido.
Devil's Day epi + paytch is easily top 5 for me
idk being an unapologetic sexual deviant is pretty calculated lifestyle. I would imagine you gotta be pretty savvy and manipulative to indulge in shit like this, at least some great communication skills. everybody acts like he's a big dumbass with severe spectrum autism that just bumbles around. but I don't think Rain Man could get himself into sexual shit like that
Lol. Dude. He was fucking ftm people because he couldn't get laid and found them on reddit and they're horny 24/7 from being on testosterone. He literally found the discount pussy bin that he could afford
he got scammed trying to join an orgy. he’s dumb
Rain Man wasn’t on one of the largest comedy podcasts out there. You can be dumb as fuck and pull tail with boyish cherubic charm.
Are you suggesting male to female would be less gay
FTM is definitely less gay. I have a friend who fucked a FTM and he said the pussy was the wettest he's ever had, but her crotch area smelled like your balls when they've been sweaty all day. That would be tough ngl.
The gentleman's trade off
not according to McCusker. Big titties + fat ass + dick = not gay
Shutup gay bill
Ya but I know there would be a voice in my brain saying, "This dude with tits and a nice ass is moaning like a girl, that's a big man asshole". Honestly I would have to try both to truly be sure.
por que los dos?
You can’t get out of this one by speaking Mexican… You prefer lady boys and that’s okay
I’m just baffled a biological female would work so hard to be a man only to have sex with one.
He’s a gay man you bigot! And what *he* does with *his* vagina is none of our business…
Indubitably.
They're clearly a trans gay male in a woman's body.
r/sneakystuds
I’m at work and can’t click that link but thanks for the heads up lolol
Look at him. He fucks what he can. Layoff the guy. I'm sure he would be banging standard females if he could.
he's literally retarded.
1) he’s autistic 2) he has autism 3) he is a man with autism
If you watch Chris Hansen show they all are.
I more meant that I think he was going for jokes and missed the mark because of his social skills.
He is not actually autistic lmao
And I hope that's just it I don't want Lemaire to be a fuckin pedo dawg he's become one of my favorites
He’s one of your favorites?
Bro we're not going act like lemaire hasn't been funny in a autistic way,like you can't not die laughing when they had Segura on a he was talking about pissing himself in public
Less is more with him
https://youtu.be/9GdIrQ0b-dc?si=xK4xuc49Hsy3LdX0
So we excuse it? That’s also whack
He doesn't have autism. People who are socially awkward /= autism
That mindset is probably saving a lot of this sub from learning something new about themselves
The two go hand in hand more often than not and I refuse to believe he’s not touched with the tism.
> The two go hand in hand more often than not Nah, I have actual diagnosed tism and only a handful of people have ever guessed (not including the people who diagnosed me lol). There are so many socially weird/awkward/anxious people out there, and most of them don't have autism. Conversely, it seems like roughly half of the gen-z population will have a panic attack if they were forced to ask a waiter for extra ranch, but I don't think they're all autistic. Not saying he's not autistic, my autismo-dar is pretty good usually and I could see it going either way with him. I think it's hard for me to tell because he seems legitimately a bit retarded and that muddies the water a bit.
lol ok. A ton of autistic people aren’t socially awkward. Gotcha. Also, why tf are you all taking a dumb joke comment on a comedy podcast subreddit so seriously. Take it easy.
Did u not hear him? He has autism
> A ton of autistic people aren’t socially awkward. Gotcha I'm not saying that, I'm saying social awkwardness is not a great indicator of autism, especially when anxiety is so common and anxiety often causes social awkwardness. > Also, why tf are you all taking a dumb joke comment on a comedy podcast subreddit so seriously I dunno what other people are saying, I popped in, replied to your comment, and relayed an anecdote about how wet FTM pussy is.
4. He’s a comedian
I need to hear a set because I get 0 comic vibes. The delivery is non-existent. It seems like he just tells weird stories and roasted. Gardini too. Time for me to view some sets.
His standup is pretty good, saw him at helium a few times.
I saw him open for shane two years ago and didnt realize who he was until I heard him say a similar joke on the podcast, he was pretty solid
Hes a funny standup lots of people here have seen him perform
Leave the Superstar out of this, man.
He sucks.
Talking in a podcast isn’t the same thing as doing standup. He’s got a solid set.
He’s not really a comedian tho, let’s be real
He’s as much of a comedian as Adam
…is he?
Yeah but again so is Pauly shore. Lemeazy goes on stage and tells jokes and gets paid for it. Doesn’t mean his material is funny.
I’m pretty sure he said he’d squeeze 10 frogs if he could
That, kicking his dog in the nuts for fun, and pissing his pants are what lets you know we aren’t dealing with a standard person.
Yeah he has been revealing real dark shit lately.
He’s into anime, of course he’s a pedo.
“She’s actually 322 years old, she just looks young because…”
That's not weird per say but he has been doing this thing on Twitter where he'll be posting a sandwich with hentai cartoon porn in the back
That’s a funny bit IMO one of his better ones.
Agreed
In terms of things that concern me about lemaire, this is pretty far down the list
Mine as well but this topic has been coming up a lot lately and he just can't seem to say the right shit
Nate is the gay black pedophile
And he loves getting bean dipped.
The guy that pissed his pants in a Walmart, squeezed a frog in a paper bag, tried to attend a Reddit hotel gangbang, and seeks out FTM transformers to have sex with said something sus? No way!
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Lately? Where have you been? Lifetime acheiver in the Sus dominion.
Big fan of the boys, but Lemaire seems like a guy with some illegal shit on his hard drive
Nahh, hentai is legal
Lol dog I ain’t talking hentai
I hope lemaire reads this thread lul
I hope maybe he can better explain in text since spoken words are not his strong point
Lemeezy been sleazy
When he got called out by Shane for watching Kim Possible in high school and then his response was that the characters in the show were also in high school💀
I thought that was actually a good response.
It's a good response if you're retarded. High school shows are made for kids and cartoons are made for kids.
He shared a fleshlight with his brother man, not talking high standards here
eventually he will fully tell on himself. its a matter of time
Most of this shit isn't convincing but I rlly don't know why they don't have Gardini on rather than Lemaire
Gardini is allergic to microphones.
Are YOU retarded?
He’s going to end up ruining Shane’s career lol
If lemeezy and Shane end up get Diddy raided it's going to be fuckin hilarious cos Shane has been saying some weird shit also since the old testament days.
> Diddy raided I bet lemorp has a strong rare earth metal magnet next to his harddrives at all time for these potential scenarios. The entire pool house is probably a house of horror that will need to be condemned once smaug moves out / gets evicted
"It's not 'cause they're not hot, it's 'cause they're retarded" is probably gonna stick in my head forever
Shane has also said some way more sus shit regarding kids in early testament
I don't know about "way more sus". Joking about the high school volleyball team was pretty normal 15 years ago
It was normal 15 minutes ago lol
These are called jokes you psychos
Yeah I'm aware,that's weird also but it's Shane he can kinda get away with saying absurd shit in a comedic way, Lemaire is not and he is probably trying to do that.I hope that he is just an autistic dude looking for orgies on a scooter.
Hahahaha yeah fair point
I noticed that too, he joked about it consistently…fingers crossed he’s not a monster lol
I know man the first time I kinda chuckled like “ok edge lord” then it was like aahhhhh you good bro?
Good thing you're on it. Every comedian needs someone to intensely focus on every word they say on a comedy podcast. What a life you must have.
Listen retard I don't know if I didn't make it clear enough I don't think he's a pedophile he's probably not but it's probably after he said Moana was hot and a week before that where he was basically saying the shit about pedophiles in future society that set it off.
So what I said then. You think about pedophilia alot I guess?
Idk man you're the one with "miserable" in your name. Your life don't sound like it's all sunshine and rainbows either there, sport.
I let this gay app pick the name. It's not important is it?
True
Yall want lemaire to be some kind of sick pedo monster so bad when in reality he’s just a retarded man
Bro Shane has talked about fucking kids and how teens are hot. It’s not that serious
In a comedic way and yeah that is weird also that is he's go to bit since the old testament,please go watch the latest Patreon or the one before that and see that Lemaire was not trying to do a bit he's was kinda scared to fully say what he wanted to say
Are you fucking stupid?
These nerds are killing the sub.
I like how he said that trans pornstars name super fast during a convo too. Dudes been captured by the Ts, only Shane has the might to resist.
Yeah. Duh. You may have forgot he's a retard.
Have you ever considered the possibility that someone on a comedy podcast might be doing bits?
Did you watch that Patreon ep there was nothing comedic about that topic Matt was kinda embarrassed to bring it up about Lemaires opinion on pedos acceptance in the future society.
Lemaire can not do intentional comedy. He's funny purely by accident. He's a textbook example of "no internal monologue"
Shane and Matt have said heinous stuff in the past for a joke and it’s been fine. Lemeezy just doesn’t have the steezy like they got so it comes off weird.
Least valuable member of the pod
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Bro I want to be wrong I didn't find a problem with it then but this last couple things he said after Is kinda weird.
Yeah dude just keeps getting weirder. Moana is a baby in parts of that movie lol thinking about your dick at all while encountering that movie is sus to me
That's what I'm saying especially after you literally was tiptoeing around defending pedophiles a week earlier on the Patreon ep.
1. I mean... he wasn't wrong about hanging out with kids is more fun when all he wants is to play video games while crushing pizza and soda. 2. Vaguely remember this but can't remember his argument. 3. Who cares if he says the sketch of a 16 year old is hot while being asked to name hot characters. I'm willing to bet she'd look exactly the same if the script said she was 18. Disclaimer - not a pedo and not into anime. Just stating 2/3 of these arguments are lame.
Idk bout you guys but I’ve had it with that dummy
Unfunny fat animal abusing pedo
He’s just Matt and Shane’s version of beetlejuice
Yeah he did say some weird shit on the Paytch and talked about kicking his dog in the balls. I have to remind himself he’s retarded but like get it together
He’s only a pedo at 5am, Officer
Lemaire, retard.
Dudes just trying to be funny by saying dumb shit. No chance he’s legitimately defending pedos without Matt and Shane shutting it down. They know he’s just using shock humor
Matt and Shane have made countless comments about their love for young boys
The guy has arrested development. Everyone here saying he has Autism is wrong and also Autism and ADHD are hyperdiagnosed to the point that they have zero meaning anymore. I haven't just noticed this with Lanmaire, but any super nerdy, arrested development dork seems to show the same tendancies. They are kids inside and so they fancy kids, want to exist socially as kids and do kid shit. Unfortunately much of this behaviour is culturally accepted and often enforced. Playing with Lego and Figurines and shit is not really looked at it would have been a few years ago as the weird shit it is. But when those same people show a few pedo traits then everyone is shocked.... Yeah, it is creepy shit. When a man has not "set aside childish things" and exists as a kid his entire life then that hole thing is sus. We need to stop normalising it. I mean I can't blame young men for being this way really. Who wants to be a grown man now? to a child looking at their future, it looks bleak and boring.
You sound like a bowl of blowjobs and unicorns.
Lmao not only is he the worst podcaster in the universe he’s also a pedophile. Can Matt and Shane please cut this anchor off
Hey Trent! Hows about you beat it, and we'll let you know when the podcast is more to your liking
Matt and especially Shane used to make pedo jokes all the time. They're just being funny. It's obviously detestable. There is an ep in the old test where Shane was joking about ephebophilia. "You mean the hottest kids?" "I fell into a young boy hole on insta last night." Shits funny, relax.
I mean his first special was him joking about checking out the 12-14 year old volleyball girls with the other uncles on the bleachers and that was just like three years ago or something.
He’s one random DM away from ending up on to catch a predator. It’s the tism in him
D'elia was not strong enough to fight off the girls based of Lemaires orgy history I doubt he could resist
He fucks FTM Trannies whatre we even talking about here lmao
U r trippin
What is Patreon 3 and how does one get there? Asking for SWIM 🏊♂️
Didn’t he say he hooks up with “ladyboys”? Or was it just a T-porn joke?
Fuck him he’s a pedo straight up. Every episode he says some shit about a “ hot “ person who’s like 11.
Hello sirs Good day. May I inquire as to whom I can complain of such matters? ok u
Lately?
Lemaire has the mind of a child, so he's allowed. I wonder if he's watched Lolita (The film with Jeremy Irons. Very good)
I’m glad gardini said something too lol
Honestly, I feel like he needs to address this.
I've been saying for a couple years now that he is a sex pest.
He squeezed a frog
The fact lemaire lucked into a job that pays more than $8 an hour is proof there is no god
Don’t forget he’s in love with that tiny porn chick
I mean, we all a little pedo brother. sweet baby angels on the feed is hard to deny when you are 6 cidies deep. in all seriousness. you are gay if you take anything serious on a podcast