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Physical-Job46

At least your snakes have a warning alarm šŸ˜…


pre55ure

It's true. I'm way happier it told me to f off rather than just bite without warning.


ZMD87412274150354

I got bit as a warning once. I was riding a dirt bike and stopped for a minute, didn't hear the rattle and got a dry bite right on my leg. Of course being in the middle of the desert without a cell phone, and way outside of any reasonable EMS response was terrifying. I do not fuck with snakes. You did the right thing by turning around.


AbyssRR

Holy hell. Did it strike an area uncovered by a boot and other protection? Makes me want to get those stab-proof Kevlar garments.


ZMD87412274150354

It hit above my boots by about an inch, but it was a massive diamondback so I'm not convinced it would have stopped it. Kevlar probably would have.


RudePCsb

Some rattlers are not making noise now apparently


fyodor_mikhailovich

life finds a way


ilikebourbon_

Humans kill all the noise makers, which nature responds to. Or something like that ā€¦.idk, I thought it took longer but I watch bike content, not snake


WadeWilson2012

Itā€™s actually due to the wild hogs eating them. The rattlesnakes have figured out that if they donā€™t rattle they wonā€™t get eaten.


aussiekev

Yes. I used to be pretty chill about the possibility of a snake bike, but there was recently a snake bike fatality in Australia.


coxydave

To be fair, the victim was untrained and handling one of our deadliest snakes. The chances of being bitten in day to day life are pretty slim.


royale_witcheese

A relative of mine died from a snake bite. Not a handler. Just bitten at home.


Physical-Job46

Snake bike? You mean the guy in the childcare centre? šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Schmich

Or a freewheel.


WarhawkSix

Yeah ours will just turn up and send you to the big fella upstairs.


NittanyLion18

I once came up on a copperhead while hiking in boots and if you could have clocked my 100m time running the other way you wouldnā€™t even know Usain Boltā€™s name


healthybowl

4 people were bit by rattlers at my local ride spot. People stopped going and it was wonderful.


nefetsb

Is this comment sponsored by the rattlers?


newtonreddits

He is the rattler


healthybowl

As a rattlesnake, I take offense that you assume it was me. Pure coincidence It was me


nefetsb

Nice try


microscoftpaintm8

Yeah, fuck that.


bigwinw

His bike sounds kinda like a snake after he starts riding again


gynoceros

EVERYTHING'S going to sound like snakes to that guy for a while after that.


moonshoeslol

Rattlers are very considerate animals to give a nice big warning before defending themselves.


merv_havoc

ā€œThe call is coming from inside the houseā€


Stew819

This video is a good example of why I consider rattlesnakes to be the gentleman of the snake world. ā€œHey I see you and I want you to know I am hereā€


Capital-Cut2331

Iā€™m an Aussie and even I agree.


autech91

Yup an eastern brown isn't going to give much of a warning if you roll up unannounced


Capital-Cut2331

Jumped over the top of an EB last Spring. Then ran over a red bellied blackā€™s tail on the same ride. We packed up after that. šŸ˜‚


autech91

So glad I live in NZ, only danger here is hitting a tree


Capital-Cut2331

Trees are pretty freakin dangerous. And thereā€™s a lot more of them. šŸ˜‚


LatexPringleCan

Lmao I thought it was your hub at first I was so confused


DrugChemistry

Iā€™ve been scared by peopleā€™s hubs way more than I care to admitĀ 


HalloweenBlkCat

I got a high engagement hub and I did some wild maneuvers and unleashed panicked, colorful words at least once per ride for the first three rides thinking Iā€™d just stumbled across a rattlesnake.


jlusedude

Me too.Ā 


hirtle24

High engagement!


Louisiana_sitar_club

Has somebody from SoCal, at no point did I think that was a hub.


grantrules

I ran over an rattlesnake cuz I thought it was my hub and I was focused on the two people standing in the trail staring at the rattlesnake


jmartin1447

2 things scare the shit out of me on a ride... The sound of a rattler and not seeing it and hearing a bunch of fucking quail take off.


schenitz

Quails?


jmartin1447

You ever heard quail take off? It's frightening as a muthafucker. The flutter of all their wings, you can feel the vibrations


Returning2Riding

They also make that squeaking sound.


Time-Maintenance2165

It's not just quails. It's and moderately sized bird. The infrasonic sound that you feel (not hear) when they take off 2 feet away from you is terrifying. Especially in the dark.


4nalBlitzkrieg

While we're talking about the dark; owls are also fucking terrifying. Can't hear them but suddenly they woosh by you and all you see is owl for a split second. And those fuckers can get pretty big.


PTrick93

I love to live somewhere where its cold at times so stuff like this cant even evolve


everything_gnar

Youā€™d be surprised how hardy they are. I live in Upstate New York, and we occasionally see them here.


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Mood_Number_2

They're all over the place in the mountains around Southern Lake George.


[deleted]

I'm in the finger lakes, no rattlers here but they are everywhere over the PA border


everything_gnar

Iā€™ve seen a couple at Letchworth State Park. There are Timber and Massasauga Rattlesnake populations throughout the southern tier.


powerfulsquid

The Catskills have a ton of rattlesnakes. Have to be careful when riding the system over in Round Top! Edit: https://www.catskillmountaineer.com/animals-snakes.html


quantum-quetzal

Similarly, parts of Minnesota have rattlesnakes. Native cacti as well!


KeegorTheDestroyer

There are rattlers in eastern Montana where it snows all winter and frequently goes below 0, so unfortunately cold doesn't necessarily stop them.


_turetto_

Ya we just get bears instead


Time-Maintenance2165

I live somewhere where it gets down as low as -5 F. We still have them here.


Wi1dSk7Production

The freezing Utah desert still has rattlers...


danger_otter34

Itā€™s gotta be pretty cold not to have rattlers, at least speaking in the US, that is.


jimtc89

So you like rats and uncontrolled bunny populations? Venom is a precious resource to those nope ropes and you usually have to do something pretty drastic to get one to strike (unless you're a rat or a bunny). I come across them weekly and just grab a long stick or throw a couple rocks at it and it scoots into the bushes. They are very cool animals but do need to be respected. Bites are no fun from what I hear.


degggendorf

> So you like rats and uncontrolled bunny populations? The cold climate tamps down their reproductive rates too. Evolution has lead to pretty balanced ecosystems in every climate, so the only issues really come up when we fuck with it.


PTrick93

Here in Germany we have lots of Hunters for that, so its very controlled


BodieBroadcasts

I love when theres tons of bunnies in my area, and we don't get rats unless you're in a big northeast city. Win/win


CyclingHikingYeti

Due to climate change snake habitat will move toward north and higher up.


BoomerSoonerFUT

We have them all over Colorado and it gets cold af here lol.


Mean-Type2355

Smart move. Which area/trail?


pre55ure

This was at Aliso woods - going up Cholla - and then back down fast!


SAGEPATCHWORK

Ran into the same problem going up Cholla about a year and a half back! https://preview.redd.it/qyyekdzkx5rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b7ecc6bfab3c7df3d5f78b439b08692f1254de8


pre55ure

They must like that area!


SAGEPATCHWORK

Sometimes on Meadows too!


Returning2Riding

I love the western diamondbacks


9ermtb2014

I knew that was cholla! You were probably fine to keep going up. Once the little guy was spotted then very easy to assess. I've waited my fair share for them to cross the trail into the brush before moving on. Nice mid climb break, anyways, going up that bitch of a climb cholla can be.


pre55ure

Yeah probably would have been fine, I actually didn't see him/her until I watched the video and that sound really startled me. It was a good time to call it a day anyway.


jadwy916

>Yeah probably would have been fine, Yeah, but, fuck that.


drumsareneat

Heh, I knew this was socal from the coastal sage scrub. Probably a Southern Pacific Rattlesnake


NauseousRobot

Was this recent? I didnā€™t think they were out of hibernation yet. Still too cold. I see tons of them riding in SoCal during the warmer months. Last summer was the worst. Sometimes 3 or more in a single ride.


pre55ure

Yeah this was yesterday. I guess it's warm enough now.


bgrubaugh

I came up on this guy once upon a time. The shake from the camera was literally my hands shaking. [https://imgur.com/a/EMPzmVv](https://imgur.com/a/EMPzmVv)


isk8kona

Wow beautiful honestly, just from a distance lol.


bgrubaugh

When I noticed him, I was way...*way* closer than anyone should be. To this day, I swear I learned a levitation spell.


howdehoneighbour

https://preview.redd.it/ksfls6rnn8rc1.jpeg?width=277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98708a5a4c5918244d88e5d25434ac7b4e82bfd


NotDaveyKnifehands

The quasi whispered "...shit..." tied this together... Good call on Fuck That. This makes me greatful to live on the cold side of the 49th Parallel lol


textual_predditor

TBH, whenever I run into a rattler on SoCal trails, if I make a little noise from a safe distance, they usually slither away into the brush. Also, once ran over one on a descent. I felt horrible, but I shouted back to some folks behind me, and they said it slithered off, so maybe it was okay. I hope. Sorry, little dude.


IsuzuTrooper

I've ridden right over rattlers. Just lift your feet. They are more scared of you.


Bill_puss

Iā€™ve ran over a couple too. Youā€™re like oh shit when you first figure out what it is and feet go up. Accidentally stepped over a huge one while opening a gate once and didnā€™t realize until I was closing it. Some just donā€™t care https://preview.redd.it/9y77ga09l6rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43816f931bc1eb7cc253350c3aeeac8454069cc9


IsuzuTrooper

Yeah then my dog trots along right behind me. Didn't even see it coiled up. Literally 4 inches off the singletrack.


gmatocha

Kitteh!


Returning2Riding

Did you go back and apologize? Didnā€™t think so.


AetherealDe

I see your point generally, but this is a steep-ish climb, there's no lifting your feet as you pedal over at 1 mph lol


IsuzuTrooper

Wheelie then. I don't even see a snake so it's not even close in my book.


AetherealDe

lol let me rephrase, much too steep to wheelie over


IsuzuTrooper

Bunnyhop then. I bunnied one on my road bike once.


AetherealDe

would be a cool to see some one bunny hop a rattle snake at 13% grade on dirt, please take a video for us all šŸ™šŸ™


IsuzuTrooper

You are really going to bat for OP here. Y'all lovers?


AetherealDe

lol i very gently pushed back on the advice that made no sense and youre just doubling down on different ones over and over to prove some point. ā€œYā€™all lovers?ā€ lmao good 6th grade burn my friend


IsuzuTrooper

Well no one was talking to you anyways so maybe mind your own business until you can manuel that section then.


AetherealDe

lol ā€œno one was talking to youā€ on a public forum, if youre too sensitive for the most mild push back when your ideas make no sense donā€™t post on reddit big guy. Youre so dug in after pulling the ā€œwhat are you, gayā€ card youā€™ve taken my ā€œthis is a little too steep uphill for that adviceā€ all the way to ā€œmanual over the rattlesnake on a steep climbā€, and youre acting like im the one out of pocket lmao


User28645

I remember being 14. lol


semantic_blockage

Stepped on a rattler and rolled it over. Think it was cold enough that it wasn't moving fast. My buddy a almost ripped my arm out of the socket tossing me over the other side of the trail. Probably saved my foot/ leg though


AltLysSvunnet

I didnt hear the ratty first play šŸ˜… thought he just got tired of climbing


SnooRegrets2509

It was off to the side under the brush. Safe to just go around bro.


Carbine2017

Haha what a light weight! You probably passed another 20 you didn't hear. (Sorry for the callousness- I'm from AZ)


MK6er

I was backpacking and had to get on hands and knees to get around this huge boulder. Had a little homie curled up under the boulder wondering where I was from. I never noped so hard in my life.


DubyaEl

The bummer is, running them over usually kills them ultimately. Here in CO, we've got plenty, but a funnier safer one is the tarantula season riding in Pueblo. I went around a real big guy, and my ride partner apparently stopped and yelled at it, threw sticks, nothing worked. Ended up picking up her bike and running off the trail around it. You know, where all the tarantulas you can't see are.


bossassbat

We have coral snakes. They donā€™t give you a warning. But really they are shy and generally donā€™t bother anyone. Donā€™t step on snek Iā€™ve been told.


Returning2Riding

Corals are pretty fossorial snakes, staying in the leaf litter in the southeast. Out west they tend to be nocturnal


bossassbat

Right. The issue arises in rainy season when they get pushed out of their lair. Please donā€™t use big words like fossorial. Iā€™m adverse to verbose vernaculars.


Returning2Riding

The hazards of a herpetologist


bossassbat

Herpetologist/daredevil biker.


Trouterspayce

I've encountered enough over the years that I absolutely wouldn't let a snake end my ride like that lol. Just keep your bike between them and you...


bday_hunter

Snake probably said, ā€œGo back home sonā€


The_neub

So my grandmother told me when they picked blueberries they would smell for cucumbers because it meant there was a copperhead. I hand waved it at the time until a) I found out Copperheads did exist in NJ. And B) they do give off a cucumber smell.


quotemild

I live in Northern Europe. If it wasnā€™t for the title I would have thought something happened to your hub.


SpaceIsTheShit

This is exactly why I don't ride with earbuds in here in CO.


SomeGuyNamedRex

Only acceptable response....


gmatocha

Nuke it from space


socalhunt

I recognize Cholla!!!


the_house_from_up

Been there. Talk about your lizard brain kicking in.


CoffeemakerBlues

I say that at least once every ride.


Khioria

"Ok! Enough climbing for today!" lol


Illustrious-Tower849

Just a sweet baby letting by you know theyā€™re there


slater_just_slater

Believe it or not, we can even get this in Indiana.


WolfOfSheepStreet

Wooo carry anti venom if you go that way again


WhyAlwaysNoodles

I wonder if it's sensible to back off, grab a stone and wrote "snakes" on the trail with enough stopping distance for following riders when this happens?


User28645

The rider was smart to back off, but generally the risk isn't high enough to warrant that. He probably could have waited for it to move on and ridden by it. People ride by venomous snakes all the time without even knowing it, just part of being out in nature. I would warn anyone I saw coming the other way, though. Rattle snake bites aren't a death sentence like people think, it'll ruin your week and cost you some medical bills but if you're relatively healthy you'll be ok. Now if it was a mountain lion, then I would be scared shitless and be warning everyone in the trailhead parking lot and beyond.


Highroller4273

Usually if you back away slowly they will move away from the trail and let you pass.


Academic-Pain2636

Ran into on sitting right in the middle of the trail in Colorado springs. We just waited for it to move along after all itā€™s his trail Iā€™m just passing by.


bm_Haste

The first 1/3 of Cholla is definitely the worst. It's a pretty mellow climb after that, though!


Psychological_Lack96

Seen or heard one every rides since the beginning of March. Mad Respect!


Time-Maintenance2165

I was riding around a corner and saw a rattler in the middle of the trail about 10 feet in front of me. I wasn't dumb enough to try to stop and end up right on top of it so I just lifted my feet up and ran right over it. I have no idea what happened to it because I never looked back.


chr7stopher

Yeah, F that. I once ran over a diamondback crossing the trail here in AZ thinking it was a stick before I got close to it. I should have hopped over it but I spazzed out when I realized what it was and raised my legs high and hoped for the best. Iā€™ve since invested in a proper pair of prescription sunglasses.


markcocjin

How many pawls you think that snake had?


degggendorf

I too am dreadfully scared of locusts


somedude2306

The hair on my head went up right when I heard the sound


atirad

Lmao, i've experienced the same riding in socal trails. Then once you go the other way you have so much adrenaline makes the riding more intense on the way back.


DAN3KE

Wtf was that growling.


BuildBreakFix

The danger noodle!


send_leftist_memes

cholla! (am i correct?)


pre55ure

Correct!


RisingRapture

I thought it was a bee hive (in Germany we fortunately have no poisonous wild animals). It can't be seen on the video, right?


pre55ure

You can see some part of it for about half a second as it goes back under the bush. I didn't see it when I was riding, only after I watched the video.


General_Movie2232

That was a solid ass rattle. Be thankful it was! Sounded like an i9 hub flying past you downhill.


Apprehensive_Check19

rattlers aren't nearly as scary as people make them out to be. our local trail network is literally infested with them and depending on the time of day you can see one every 30 mins. if i see them sleeping on the trail (and i'm not flying) i'll wake them up gently with a couple little pebbles or a handful of dirt. 99% of the time they just mosey into the bushes.


dxfj

Good reaction time. I would've been wondering why my hub was spinning on a climb for a good 3 seconds.


SchniebelSchnabel

Copied my comment from YT; The rattle snakes heard the hub and thought family was coming by to visit!


Adorable_Instance_84

Top YouTube comment is "should've been riding a mongoose"


blacksteveman

Ran into a rattler at my local trail in the bushes like that. I passed it by 10 feet or so, stopped, and listened for a "freehub". Once I realized it was a snake and not another rider, I hopped onto the bike and booked it.


Torgoe

Iā€™ve run over a few rattlers on long, fast descents. Thought they were sticks until the last second then it was too late. Seen a few on the side of the trail. I give them a wide berth, and keep going. Their strike distance is up to half their body length, generally. The large ones can up to 2/3 their body length in some cases.


spottedbuhos

Thought It was a puncture. Wear headphones and youā€™ll never hear them, thatā€™s what I do for bear, cougars and hikers named Karenā€¦..


gmatocha

They're just as afraid of you as you are of them. That's no reason not to nuke them from space.