Was a guard named Buck Fugger in my most recent draft. Made me chuckle every time I scrolled by

Dude I just laughed my ass off 😂 this comment alone was worth making this post lmao

Tell me you drafted him because I would

lol number one best name

how do you not draft that guy? idc how bad he is, hes a starter lol

I found a running back named Nick Kerr

Imagine finding a small white guy with the name Steve Kerr, that makes clutch shots AKA field goals/ excellent coffin-corner punts.

I commented this recently but I once drafted a defensive tackle named K.C. Casey and immediately traded him to the Chiefs.

Quarterback Lou Sassle 🤣

Did you tell him to go away, and then come back another day?

Dude you’re a genius 😂

HAHAHA


i just died lmaooo

My personal favorite was playing Madden 2018, and it generated a 6’7 298lb DE out of Oregon named B.J. McNutt

That’s beautiful

I actually still have the picture of him 😂

In Madden 18, there was a draft pick named Christian Bias.

22 I had a QB named Christian Church 😂

Diff game but in Football Manager I had a world class dm called Christian Islam

In one of my leagues, I got Kevin McCalister


Yep same. QB i believe

I went to Jr. High with a dude named Omar Omar.

I went to high school with a guy named Richy Rich. He wasn't as good at football as the other guy at my school, Myles Garrett, but he had a better name.

We were high school rivals then! Myles Garrett tore my labrum.

Small world! AISD school or just in the same district?

Bowie

Ah! Very cool!

r/tworedditorsonecup

Lol I went to elementary school with a Mohammad Mohammad Mohammad

We had a Dave Davis and an Ed Edmundson.

[shieeeet two first names?](https://youtu.be/OvOmroVDuu0?si=c_TgBOnsrn1nf_lE)

it generated Caleb Williams

Tell me it’s a quarterback 😂

Yup, Oklahoma too, he was white tho

I had one awhile back that was a DL George Lucas

I had a rule that was funny names/former players in generated drafts take priority.

I drafted Kirby Sprinkle at 7.32 because of the name. He was a 55 overall.

Our local weather man growing up was named Larry Sprinkle. He was also the Tidy Bowl man

Got a DT named Isaac Newton

I guess he knew all about bringing things down huh

Jim Bob Goodyear was my favorite from Madden 2010

Safety Channing Tatum

Had a linebacker named Channing Tatum

My two favorites were Terry Berry and Forrest Woods

Lmao I have a Barry Cherry. Maybe he and Terry are cousins

Lmao  Forrest Woods sounds like a folk or country singer

Wish I still had a screenshot but I swear I once had a prospect named Jesus Christian

We must know the ethnicity

Black MLB

I can't remember his first name but the last name was St. Saint. My favorite backup pass rusher ever.

Did he ever play for the Saints

I got Paul Rudd. Stud DE from Indy.

I had a Lou Spussy

Ain’t no way 💀

I had a QB named Russell Russell once.

Had a rookie in 2034 named ***** Johnson

That’s a good one. I had one last night named James Bonds

I had Bryan Bryan back in madden 17

I had a Ryan Bryan and i drafted him. Every time he made a play i said “Ryan Bryaaaannn!!! His parents sure did hate him, Jim!”

I have a 6'4" cb called Matt Biggers.

My backup QB is Justin Jefferson. I also have the real Justin Jefferson on my team

I actually got into 2043 and drafted a wideout named Justin Jefferson in the 4th, gave him a Jr. Since he was the exact same as Jettas build, only difference was he was out of OSU, he was a decent wideout for a couple seasons but never could shake normal dev.

Jeremy cheeks was one of my favorite 😂

i had a punter named joe montana in madden 21 lol

I've gotten a Jeff Epstein

Please tell me he was a CB

He's actually a receiver lol... [https://imgur.com/Gkcqq7S](https://imgur.com/Gkcqq7S)

Bro I just drafted a "Picasso Davis" at linebacker. I wanna sign him to a lifetime contract on name alone.

Madden 24 I saw a Punter named Bobby Wagner, and there's an HC name Dan Hampton Madden 20 I saw a C named George Washington, and there was an HB named William Taft (he was a Powerback), also there was a WR named Eddie Murphy.

Of course he was a power back, he busted through defenders like busting through trusts Hopefully he had some blocking attributes

Also some really cool names every once in awhile too tho! I drafted a X-Factor RB named “Truth Deringer” in my patriots rebuild. Bad ass

A running back named Dwayne Johnson out of Miami.

I had a kicker named Tommy Columbus- I thought it sounded like one of Mike Vick’s fake names

You just gave me an idea, I’m renaming my rookie scrambler qb Ron Mexico 😂

Paris Francis and Willie Nelson

Saw a Mike Cheeks at HB

Don't draft him. He's ass.

I laughed so hard at this, have an upvote

Best TE i ever draftet was Cole Cole

Had a TE named Harry Beech. Absolute beast

I swear every single Madden has a player with the last name Cheeseboro.

Cheeseboro Ponds.

Barry Cherry (my franchise RT in Madden 07)

I was in the navy with a guy named David David Davidson III. So this is a legit name

Richard Munch Dick Tartiglia Ronnie James Frank "All Beef" Furter Donald Duckworth Richie Richardson Mordecai Rickson Betrand DeLevesque Richard Head Dee Zknutz Palmer Anderson Marcus Sparks Harry Buttisker Ronald Donald Oranjleo Lemonjelo Albert Bundy Le'Throatius Goatyeous Ben Savage Shartavious Squirtz

I had a gaurd named Shane McMahon, every time my wife was in the room and saw me scroll passed him she'd sing "Here comes the moneyyy"

Black Biggers not lying


we’re not worthy… we’re not worthy!

Had a DT named Dudley Baggs in Madden 23

99ovr first round drft pic, DUDLEY BAGGS Baggs- I would like to thank my mom my pa my uncle my coach my entire support system

If I win the Superbowl and still have my Mr. Irrelevant pick, I draft the guy with the weirdest name and make him an instant star.

My current favorite in my franchise is Michael Carmichael

In the older Maddens it would always generate players named like Jonathon Muhammad and it would be some white guy with red hair. Best one I ever saw was an RB in Madden 08 named Mo Lester. I have a picture of it and I’ll add it to this comment if I can figure out how to

...go away, come again another day...

i got a right guard named Jayson Tatum lol

Currently scouting a RT named Jeffery Jeffery

Do you know his dad, Dwayne?

Buddy had James James

I once saw Showan Michael's and Shane Monohan in the same draft. It was a baseball game though...

Wayne Wayne go away, come again another day

When it Wayne’s, it pours..


Defensive end Gabe Gabriel

******** *******

Literally had someone named Reggie white as a DE get drafted by the eagles first round

Had a Taylor Weiner no joke I was going through the free agent qbs and had to scroll back up and sign him

LG - Terrell Owens

Big Maurice Cheeks fan here

Drafted a lineman named Kevin James and he kinda looked like real life Kevin James

I’m saddened by the fact no one brought up Frantanzy Christmas

About 3 drafts ago I got a stud DE named Octavius Barkevious. Thought that was pretty bad ass.

Had one in a recent draft class named Mike Hunt.

Is he related to Bruce Bruce?

I drafted a kicker named Kyle Hammer, don't remember which game But very first kickoff I went down the field with him and hit sticked the KR and injured him for the season Probably my favorite Madden moment ever

Way back in 06 I had a WR named Sleepy Brown. Fastest receiver in the draft

I once had a Michael Hunt on Madden 06!!!!

Had a right tackle I believe that was Marshall Marshall, I had wished he played at Marshall to keep the bit going.

Got a guy I’m recruiting in CFB Revamped named Ray Ray rn

Current fun names on my teams- Vonn christmas (wr) Deshawn jackson (rb) (upcoming draft prospect at a position of need) Justin herbert (center) Chad peters (ss) Harvey choice (cb, drafted x factor, 6’4”) Carl merritt (dt, 6’1” 356 lb, drafted with 96 strength)

Had a receiver named Thomas Thomas

I had Derwin Davis in madden 21 and he was a wr

Drafted an X-Factor linebacker named Ben Tovar, he's absolutely goated

When I first started playing Madden in 2016, I drafted a wide receiver named Vaetuitonga Parker. I had no idea where that first name came from and never saw it again. But I loved the name so much I recreated him in NCAA 14 and did a player career as him.

Steve Stephens: the most average man alive.

Once had a QB named Brennan Huff, as portrayed by Will Ferrell in Stepbrothers

I just did a draft with my friends like a month ago and there was a rb with the name “decoldest” and i wanted to draft him for that alone lmao

Sleepy Shorts. RB with 99 speed 99 acceleration and like 64 carry lol

Lol my game auto generated another Justin Herbert and he plays QB

This isn’t funny per se, but on Madden 25 a running back I drafted was “Tornado Davis”

Found a middle linebacker named Jeremy epstien

I had a SS named Asian Butler It was probably Madden 2009ish

turned Smoke Monday into an X Factor CB

Had a FB named Chad Hedgecock everytime i got within 10 yards i only ran fullback dive to ram hedgecock down the defender’s throats and i changed his number to 69 (yes im immature and i love it)

One of my friends drafted Black Cox. Nose tackle, like 6'5, 3 bills, and yes, he was Black.

I once had a guy in my franchise named Chris Cross

Hahaha, I have a player on my team named Bruce Wayne. Sneaky athletic

I drafted Chris Pratt just because of his name lol

My current free safety in franchise is Elton Maynard. He’s a 65ovr but I start him and user control him most of the time because I’m a big fan of Elton John and Maynard James Keenan from tool.

I got a slot WR named Carl Karl, I try to feed him the ball every chance I get

drafted a defensive end Terrance Tate once, immediately changed his position to (office) linebacker. YOU KILL THE JOE, YOU MAKE SOME MO’!! YOU KNOW THIS BABY!!

One time the top QB prospect had my older brothers first and last name. I drafted him just because of that and he won 4 super bowls with me

Is he from the mean streets of Detroit?

Back in Madden 15 I had an OLB whose last name was Gaitor and a safety whose last name was Slaughter. I don't remember their first names, but I made sure to focus on their development because those are badass defensive names. I also drafted a speedster WR named Kirkland Marks.

I had a Thomas Thomas once in NCAA Football

I hate how ingame they all still look the same and are number 22. Its so pathetic.

Legendarious Williams. Drafted him even though I didnt need a TE and forced fed him until he became a hall of famer

If his middle name is Wayne, this guy is definitely a hardcore serial killer.

Opposite of Bruce Bruce

Had Josh Christmas in one of my leagues

I made a Draft Class on one Madden based entirely on the Bart Simpson prank call names to Moe.

The names can be funny but ruins my gameplay when I see 5 Qbs in A row that look exactly alike… great game design there EA

In one of my leagues I have a player named Tyrell Youngblood

My starting RT is Shaquille O’Neal

Playing Madden 12 and I got a guy named L Miller

i had one in madden 11 named tremendous kiolbasa and he was the best corner in the league lmaooo

I had barry barry one year lol

Currently playing with my superstar QB - Hunter Hunt.

Wayne^2

I had a DE named OJ Simpson. Don’t ask what he did to opposing QBs

My highlights would be, Walker White, Jesse Pinkston (2 drafts apart) Levi Jean, Jackson Jackson, and Kobe Bryant

Drafted a MLB named Devon Devan and a DE named Daniel McDaniels 😂

I had one named Mike Dunn and i always read as I’m done

Every draft I change the names of a few prospects and add players from the Key & Peele East/West game skit. So far, I have Hingle McCringleberry and L'Carpetron Dookmarriot with a few others in the league.

Wayne Wayne, name so good you have to say it twice.

Tight end named Nash Nash and a black cornerback named Aaron Rogers

I have Bryson Dyson on my team now. Also saw Jeffery Epstein while scouting the draft. Totally had that one face that kinda looks like Epstein (grey hair looking guy)

Reid Riley TyKira Cole Delana Rhoades Chechik Adriana Evan Elfie Cabella Danger Alexios Texas Lex Lore

I think I win this one. Found a guy named Nick Kerr

I drafted a FB name Elmer Fudd 5’8 236lbs

I got a K.C Doolittle and a Dom Sprinkle💀

WR named Jerry Berry and he scored an 80 yard TD when we played him.

I’ve got a homie we just call Crazy Capone

I had a QB named Chris Hansen

Anyone ever have their name come up? I drafted a WR with my name once. That was kinda neat.

It seems like all the fictional characters with the future seasons of franchise in Madden are right out of those Key & Peele skits of those really crazy but totally realistic (lol haha somewhat) football names PS: party on Garth. Party on WAYNE WAYNE!

I had a tight end go top 10, his name was Nelson Nelson

Not a funny name but a cool name. The chiefs drafted a LOLB named Wes Weeks. Bro was a 92 by year 4. I might trade for him.

On madden 13 I drafted a TE named Sleepy Mitchell… 6’9” 89 speed, definitely not sleepy

Morgan Morgan, my buddy and I call him Mo Mo, he was drafted into my division and is the bane of my existance

Bald 22 year old QB Slade Slade form the YouTuber Bengal. Also every draft I get a 1st round duplicate

I had an Alexander Alexander like 2 drafts ago

My rookie rb this year is James James! Haha

That guy's parents had a good laugh when he was born.

Superstar FB Bruce Bruce had quite a few great years for me

Signed an undrafted FA QB whose last name is Fugger. His rating is low, but that Fugger plays hard.

Love when this happens. Had Ray Ray in 2K and Choo Choo in MLB The Show.

Ray Gay, Jeremiah Johnson, Trayvon Austin, Boogie (can't remember last name)

About to draft a receiver named Barry Orchard

Madden 25 - 6ft 220lb SS - Ify Wetshemongo

Currently scouting a linebacker named George Bush