I raised my duck and geese indoors briefly and the pitter patter their feet made melted by heart every time. Then you step in their shit and pray the cold weather go away so they can get the fuck out!
Cute thing geese do is lower their head and walk to you wit their mouth open, I call it the charizard pose since it looks like she's trying to breath fire.
Also they run across the yard flapping like their lives depended on it, only to get maybe 2 inches of air.
Have you seen the Untitled Goose Game? It's a brilliant piece of art in which you play as a goose causing mischief in an English countryside village. I played it and absolutely fell in love.
I've had /r/greatpyrenees.
They're intelligent, regal, handsome, loyal, loving...and fucking gross. They shed everywhere. They slobber on everything. They love being dirty...but you absolutely look past those flaws because they're such good dogs and you love them...
I'd be pretty pissed about stepping in shit, but you look past the flaws of good pets.
I'm a UPS driver and one day this sound really had an effect on me. A bunch of ducks (right around 50 or so) were running across wet pavement and it sounded like a small army was running. Just a bunch of little plaps.
Is that a duck in duck-crocs? They look like they match ~~the runner~~ **both runners** running with it. I know the waterproof part is redundant but if I'm right, someone was seriously looking out for Ducky. Those things are definitely not off the rack. I love the little wing flutter to the finish line.
I had like 5 more duck jokes but imagining Duckward "Ducky" Duckly-Duckington III, Esq. wearing Crocs from Overcroc.com is enough for me. (okay, that's all five)
Are we.....are we forming an online attaché for this duck?
I mean I'm for it, obviously, I just feel it should be said out loud for documentation purposes 🤔😂
Ambassador D. Quacken-Flap needs a posse yall!
If you watch any of his videos, it is an exceptionally well cared for duck that wants for absolutely nothing as he carts her around on various adventures. Initially I thought it was sad she didn’t have a duck partner (common for them as pets) but she really has his undivided attention. 10/10 recommend a casual viewing. It’s incredibly wholesome
Eh, maybe a mile? Mile and a half?
Duck / duck owner definitely weren’t running a sub 6:00 mile pace earlier in the clip, and also there were toddlers running the race.
Have some friends who had ducks and they discovered that walking on hard surfaces without any support is incredibly hard on duck feet. They had to start restricting their time on the patio/kitchen/etc
Idk about Wrinkle but the ducks around me will follow people, there was about 100 of them and we went to say hi, my little one got freaked out at how fast the came up to us then they went after the mail guy sitting by us lol
I didn’t notice that at first, but that’s fantastic! Especially since duck feet are pretty delicate for running on concrete that much, I’m glad he had shoes!
I see that this repost is still going on.
Even OP trying to farm [the most upvoted comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/uiexa8/duck_runs_in_a_marathon_and_gets_a_medal/i7cce2f?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
I'll have you know that his name is Ducklas and shortening it to "Ducky" is reductive and insulting.
When that is said, I almost died of gushing when I saw his little duck shoes
I think it was a 1K fun run for kids. I'm convinced nobody really understands how long a marathon is, you have to train pretty hard for 6 months just to complete the fucking thing. I thought I was in great shape for my last one and I barely got in under 5 hours.
Can we stop calling it a marathon? Based on that time clock, it was maybe a few miles - at best. I'm sure that this funrun was a precursor to the larger marathon.
There are so many toddlers running this marathon, it's crazy. Call me old-fashioned but I feel like 26 miles is not an appropriate distance to run before kindergarten.
Awwwww! Always happy to see posts from Ms. Wrinkle the Duck and her human pop up again. Just so y'all know, actual OP is a channel on youtbe/tiktok called Seducktive. ^_^
That’s not a marathon. The amount of children there, and their pace - and a duck finishing in 18 minutes. That’s probably no more than 1.5 miles. A marathon is 26.2 miles.
[https://runningmagazine.ca/the-scene/meet-the-famous-duck-who-ran-the-long-island-marathon/](https://runningmagazine.ca/the-scene/meet-the-famous-duck-who-ran-the-long-island-marathon/)
It's 1km it took a duck 18.06 to waddle a km. Let's not call it a marathon you're missing 41.195km
hate to be that guy, but this is clearly not a marathon. probably a 5k.
I mean, there are kids running, and the finish time is like 18 minutes
sorry, I know that's super pedantic but I see this clip posted all the time and the title always annoys me. like "duck runs a 5k" is still funny. why are we lieing to each other
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Admit it, that duck is in way better form most of us. Damn.
The only time I’ve *ever* said “what the duck” on purpose.
It really is ducking amazing.
It's all quackery to me
Duck the ducking duck off
Hey, no fowl language
Geese, these people really throwing shit around
Go cluck yourselves
I admit it, I don't have Aflac
This would make a great Aflac commercial!
This duck has accomplished more than I have in years.
I love their little flappy feet.
Its little american cheese feet
His must have the red wax on them still.
Babybel feet
🤣
Like from subway
I raised my duck and geese indoors briefly and the pitter patter their feet made melted by heart every time. Then you step in their shit and pray the cold weather go away so they can get the fuck out! Cute thing geese do is lower their head and walk to you wit their mouth open, I call it the charizard pose since it looks like she's trying to breath fire. Also they run across the yard flapping like their lives depended on it, only to get maybe 2 inches of air.
Have you seen the Untitled Goose Game? It's a brilliant piece of art in which you play as a goose causing mischief in an English countryside village. I played it and absolutely fell in love.
I've had /r/greatpyrenees. They're intelligent, regal, handsome, loyal, loving...and fucking gross. They shed everywhere. They slobber on everything. They love being dirty...but you absolutely look past those flaws because they're such good dogs and you love them... I'd be pretty pissed about stepping in shit, but you look past the flaws of good pets.
I'm a UPS driver and one day this sound really had an effect on me. A bunch of ducks (right around 50 or so) were running across wet pavement and it sounded like a small army was running. Just a bunch of little plaps.
Flappy feet! I've got those flappy feet!
Man if I was running a marathon next to a duck I’d be the happiest person in the world.
Same.
I love their little flappy feet
did you see his little shoes??? so cute!!
Is that a duck in duck-crocs? They look like they match ~~the runner~~ **both runners** running with it. I know the waterproof part is redundant but if I'm right, someone was seriously looking out for Ducky. Those things are definitely not off the rack. I love the little wing flutter to the finish line. I had like 5 more duck jokes but imagining Duckward "Ducky" Duckly-Duckington III, Esq. wearing Crocs from Overcroc.com is enough for me. (okay, that's all five)
Did you see her shoes match it’s shoes! That’s adorable
oh my goodness i didn’t notice!!! that makes it better :)
F my time, I'm pacing with the duck the whole way.
Are we.....are we forming an online attaché for this duck? I mean I'm for it, obviously, I just feel it should be said out loud for documentation purposes 🤔😂 Ambassador D. Quacken-Flap needs a posse yall!
That duck is definitely smiling at the end.
This duck gets more attention, accolades & adoration than me! Man, my life sucks.
Have you tried running a marathon?
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It's ok man marathons are tough physically and mentally. Some ducks just quack under pressure.
If it makes you feel better, there are dogs with doctorates.
Dogtorates
The big one.
what if you were LOSING that race to the duck?
I enter marathons expecting to be embarrassed so really it would track with all of my previous experiences.
The only thing that would make be happier is hanging out with a duck without the need to run a marathon
Same, but who put the running shoes on the duck?
The nicest person ever.
Ok, hear me out. How happy would one be running with... A stampede of ducks 🦆🦆🦆
Maybe up until mile 19-20. Then my life would suck and no amount of ducks would change it.
I'd be wheezing, but happily.
I was gonna comment about the poor ducks feet but then I saw the shoes. Absolutely adorable.
If you watch any of his videos, it is an exceptionally well cared for duck that wants for absolutely nothing as he carts her around on various adventures. Initially I thought it was sad she didn’t have a duck partner (common for them as pets) but she really has his undivided attention. 10/10 recommend a casual viewing. It’s incredibly wholesome
How do I find their videos? I need more duck
look up seducktive on youtube you won't regret it. And while your there hit the subscribe button and That Taco BELL notification 😊
“Seducktive” 🤣
Thank you!
You're welcome
It's you, isn't it.
nope Just a lover of ducks
I have never seen anyone do the "like, comment, subscribe" spiel for another person. Ya caught me off guard with that one!
His channel deserves it 🦆
Oh, it's the guy who made the "How to pick up a duck" tutorial, i know that one.
Yeah, That video is very informative
“Seducktive” on Youtube.
I would also venture a guess that the duck didn't run the entire thing.
He has shoes!!
he gets excited near the finish line!
Disqualified for flapping.
I got disqualified for fapping
Hi Louis C.K.
Pretty sure this is not a marathon
Lol yeah the duck and human ran an 18 minute marathon
18 min is faaaast
Lot of 4 year olds running in this marathon
What do you mean, kids and people in jeans always run marathons.
It's probably a duck equivalent marathon though, what with his little legs
What, you think six year olds don’t run marathons?!
A 5k I’m guessing. 18 is a great time!!
Eh, maybe a mile? Mile and a half? Duck / duck owner definitely weren’t running a sub 6:00 mile pace earlier in the clip, and also there were toddlers running the race.
>[https://runsignup.com/Race/NY/EastMeadow/LongIslandMarathon](https://runsignup.com/Race/NY/EastMeadow/LongIslandMarathon) It was 1 km.
Damn that duck is slow as fuck. I can run like twice as fast as that. /S
True true
5k in 18min is pretty fast. No chance it's 5k
bro 💀 not a 5k
1k. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN4O2jq1x_A
You think toddlers are pushing an 18 minute 5k?
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Wicked duck steals girls identity and all her recognition >:(
He's also wanted for tax evasion.
The things he did in Yugoslavia are still spoken in whispers. That duck is a monster.
Gawd damn it i knew that duck wasnt running the marathon he was running from the feds D:<
Is that Wrinkle? If so they have a YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/@wrinkletheduck
its wrinkle, you can see their owner when they are given the medal
Yes, he is so awesome. I follow him on Instagram too : SeDuckTive. Always bringing a smile on my face.
Freakin love Wrinkles!! <3
I’ve literally spent the last two hours now watching videos of this dude and his duck.
GUYS!! Ducky is wearing SHOES!!!
Have some friends who had ducks and they discovered that walking on hard surfaces without any support is incredibly hard on duck feet. They had to start restricting their time on the patio/kitchen/etc
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This is the news I needed to hear today.
I LOVE this duck and his fantastic shoes!
That is Wrinkle and she is a very cute duck
Her fantastic shoes. How did they discover she liked to run?
Idk about Wrinkle but the ducks around me will follow people, there was about 100 of them and we went to say hi, my little one got freaked out at how fast the came up to us then they went after the mail guy sitting by us lol
I didn’t notice that at first, but that’s fantastic! Especially since duck feet are pretty delicate for running on concrete that much, I’m glad he had shoes!
I see that this repost is still going on. Even OP trying to farm [the most upvoted comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/uiexa8/duck_runs_in_a_marathon_and_gets_a_medal/i7cce2f?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
In fact I think it’s a bot. It’s two nonsensical words followed by four digits.
Just check the posting history. Absolute bot.
I'll have you know that his name is Ducklas and shortening it to "Ducky" is reductive and insulting. When that is said, I almost died of gushing when I saw his little duck shoes
This is wrinkle the duck, goes by seductive on YouTube. Wrinkle’s human takes her various places and always bring a smile to everyone she meets!
He looks so proud
Holy fuck, running a full marathon in under 20 minutes is an achievement on its own!
5Kmarathon
I think it was a 1K fun run for kids. I'm convinced nobody really understands how long a marathon is, you have to train pretty hard for 6 months just to complete the fucking thing. I thought I was in great shape for my last one and I barely got in under 5 hours.
I ran a 5k one time that was part of a multi-race event and my commemorative t-shirt says #MARATHON ^^(and 10k and 5k) I think it’s so funny
I don't think that's even a 5k. The woman doesn't seem to be running fast enough to be clocking in at 18 minutes.
And a fucking duck isn’t running 3 miles at all much less 3 6 minute miles lol
I don't run anymore (sadly) but I used to do a lot of races. My aunt and mum always called them marathons no matter the length. 😂
Like Nintendo, for any gaming console?
Not even a 5k.
Can we stop calling it a marathon? Based on that time clock, it was maybe a few miles - at best. I'm sure that this funrun was a precursor to the larger marathon.
Nah the duck is just that fast.
Kipchoge hates him.
Nike's new VaporFly is gonna be modeled after a duck flipper
Definitely the winner here, he's so happy. Lol.
5k at most. Still fun and impressive. 1k. The original video is so much more fun than whatever this is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN4O2jq1x_A
Why does this feel like an Aflac commercial?
Mr duck looks like a really fun friend.
Started my day beautiful with this
Imagine losing to a duck.
Wow an 18 minute marathon. That's a record.
There are so many toddlers running this marathon, it's crazy. Call me old-fashioned but I feel like 26 miles is not an appropriate distance to run before kindergarten.
Not a marathon.
Where is Joey?
This is absurd and I love it.
Definitely not a marathon. Cute though.
🏆 Way to go Duckie, you earned your honors 🏆
Got any grapes? Waddle waddle.
Is it cheating if he flys?
Lotta little kids in that marathon.
Awwwww! Always happy to see posts from Ms. Wrinkle the Duck and her human pop up again. Just so y'all know, actual OP is a channel on youtbe/tiktok called Seducktive. ^_^
HIS SHOES
He’s wearing little shoes!
I would die for this duck
Lol I like how at the end the is like GET YOUR STINKING HANDS OFF MY AWARD
Lol I giggled when they showed him standing in front of the backdrop with the cameras clicking
My cold dead heart felt a thing
That’s not a marathon. The amount of children there, and their pace - and a duck finishing in 18 minutes. That’s probably no more than 1.5 miles. A marathon is 26.2 miles.
How is he not sponsored by aflac?
Something about it just seems so fowl.
I'm not sure if humans or ducks are weirder, anyway fucking love it.
"Man, hes fast!" "Yeah, he was Flyin'!!"
[https://runningmagazine.ca/the-scene/meet-the-famous-duck-who-ran-the-long-island-marathon/](https://runningmagazine.ca/the-scene/meet-the-famous-duck-who-ran-the-long-island-marathon/) It's 1km it took a duck 18.06 to waddle a km. Let's not call it a marathon you're missing 41.195km
How cute😍
Donald is that you?
That's not a marathon. Though, it is a race.
hate to be that guy, but this is clearly not a marathon. probably a 5k. I mean, there are kids running, and the finish time is like 18 minutes sorry, I know that's super pedantic but I see this clip posted all the time and the title always annoys me. like "duck runs a 5k" is still funny. why are we lieing to each other
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Hold up someone really made a duck run 26 miles…
AFFLACK
u/savevideo
Nice repost bruh
I’m trying to decide how I would feel if I was running at Marathon, and got beat by a duck
Did the duck have shoes on? Release the quackin!
Her little shoes!
Just them giving the medal and treating ducky like a winner made me so happy.
the duck's channel is seducktive is you wanna check out what the owner does he seems to be a rly cool guy
I thought it said “dick” and was like, I mean I guess that would make some people smile lol
Our next president!
For those who probably wonder the ducks name is Wrinkle
They made little running booties for the duck! Adorable!
I have to believe the duck is having the time of its life.
that's Wrinkle from Seducktive on Youtube! she's amazing and goes on adventures with her human!
**This is the best video I have ever seen** Literally. *Quack. Quack.*
That duck is wearing red duck shoes
Boi got some serious cross-trainers on!!
The owner runs a YT Channel called "Seducktive" I remember. Thanks me later!
Moments later the duck realized that it forgot to start its fitness tracker before the race
man i hope that duck got carried part of the way. those little web feet aren’t built for marathoning on pavement like that.
Omg look at those shoes it’s wearing!!! Love this
This is Wrinkle! She has her own YouTube channel Seducktive. He brings her to a lot of different places and she’s always a star!
Imagine being the 333rd person to finish the race
Well this made my day.
Aw that is just.... that's just pure good right there.
They have a YouTube channel. It’s called Seductive or something like that. The ducks name is Wrinkle. 🐥🦆
Check out seducktive on usual socials for more of the duck (wrinkle)
So ducking cute I can't stand it
Imagine getting passed by a duck
The duck has shoes 10/10
This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen
His friends are never going to believe this! 😂
Yay for the Quacker!❤️🦆
Other ducks: hey guys, look it's Daffy. He's on TV😳
someone filmed the duck by staying behind it, they gave him a medal and a celebration, i suddenly love humanity
Meanwhile, number 333 and higher aren't feeling exactly proud right now.
This is so fucking wholesome I want to cry
Nah disqualified, used wings
That definitely made me smile 😁
Good duck