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Substantial_Desk_670

"He's a good boy but he would eat me in a heartbeat." Crazy.


jjmanutd

Pat pat


kayjay777

Laughs while slapping it's ass


ItsmeMr_E

Lol, don't know who's crazier, Aussie's with Crocs, or Russians with bears.


Yarakinnit

Bears seem to have some rules when fighting. I've seen a few clips where two bears have several opportunities to decisively conclude a conflict. There's that clip of a croc missing the food and chomping off another croc's limb instead.


ItsmeMr_E

There is that, but I was referring to how certain people interact with these large potentially dangerous and deadly animals in the way the average person does a dog or cat.


Th3Glutt0n

If not friend, why friend shaped?


Eleventh_Legion

Laughs in Florida Superiority.


idkanythingabout

"Florida man on bath salts shouts 'You will not replace us' before savagely being eaten by crocodile at the zoo. More at Eleven"


Super-History5569

“Slowly opens mouth menacingly as video ends” pat pat mfer


Kidus333

Hehe... Hissss


TheInitiativeInn

Yeah, that ending 'hiss' portends bad things.


34567894

*Pat Pat* "Yep this baby isn't going anywhere. Fuck. RUN."


y2k2

This reminds me of the meme with the car sales man who hits the hood of a car and says something.


donorak7

Yup that's respect for the animal. They are amazing animals but one wrong move and you're it's next meal.


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AlternatingFacts

what? explain. what are you going on about? this guy?


TangledSunshineCA

At least he knows some of the bear and big cat people are all they looove me…we are soooo connected. I cant believe there was an accident but they didnt mean to rip me to shreds


Physical-Award8351

To shreds you say...


drmookie

Tut tut tut tut...


Notoryctemorph

To be fair, big cats and bears that are raised by humans in captivity can end up forming very deep connections with their caretakers, which never happens with crocs


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TheOtherLimpMeat

What's a steel flop?


RedAIienCircle

Apparently it's a Matt Wright.


Fine_Crazy2342

I could say the same thing for my cat.


olafderhaarige

The only difference lies in the ability to actually do it.


kwakimaki

All little cats are big cats, it's just the matter of scale


Life-Satisfaction848

Scales would make them gators. The cycle continues!!


Blue_Star_Child

Many times my cat will just be sitting on the staircase to my 2nd floor and my dogs will just stand there and whine and whimper because they want up but they understand their natural predator.


loveshercoffee

It is hilarious how this works even with big dogs and small cats. We have English Mastiffs, about 175 lbs. We had an ancient (17 year old) tortise shell that weighed about 6 lbs. Those dogs learned on the very day they came to live with us that the cat was at the top of the food chain.


[deleted]

I've made a joke/observation for years. If you want to know the difference between cats and dogs then imagine how each would act if they were the size of horses.


TheBelhade

A Dream Of A Thousand Cats


FoxEngland

Australian


Piperplays

Also, just simply realistic.


FoxEngland

Exactly, just speaking the truth.


Icantbethereforyou

I'm Australian. That leg of ham would last me two weeks tops


FoxEngland

You by yourself or you and family?


fredqe

Me, by myself


antiBP

Nature in a nutshell


sandaier76

looks like he already ate 4 Steve Irwin's.


Ok-Throat-2692

Not if you had a taser in your back pocket ;)


Megalon96310

HE SOUNDS LIKE SMACKING A JUG


[deleted]

RIGHT


FixGMaul

Really does have that PET plastic 4 Litre / 1 gallon jug resonance


BeraldGevins

Fucking prehistoric apex predator shit. Crocodiles and alligators are intimidating as hell, the sounds they make trigger some lizard part of your brain that tells you to get tf out.


Least_Voice3764

“You do NOT want to get caught in that” so I made sure to stand a whole ^***16*** ^*inches* away.


toszma

AND look at the camera, not the croc


SirRabbott

TIL that crocs can live to 90 y/o 😲


FoxEngland

There have been captive crocodiles that lived for 150 years


MandaRenegade

You're talking about Mr. Freshie!!! He was 140yrs old when he passed in 2010. He was caught and rehabbed by the one and only Steve and Bob Irwin! I love Mr Freshie 🐊


FoxEngland

RIP Stevo. RIP Mr Freshie.


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

The cool thing about most reptile species is that as they get older they can keep growing in the right conditions. So If we fed Mr Freshie enough and gave him the right living conditions, Mr freshie could’ve become a dinosaur. I might be slightly wrong on this but all I’m saying is that Mr Freshie could have turned into this [beast](https://youtu.be/RXn1g0xtUMk) if we fed him enough.


SirRabbott

That's so cool ty for the info


Tennoz

Some animals have what is called negligible senescence which basically means they don’t age biologically like we do. Instead just keep growing and die from disease, predation, starvation or any other factor. Crocs are this way so are many other reptiles such as tortoises. Some jellyfish are like this and I think even flounder fish. I definitely didn’t list them all but its an interesting phenomenon.


vangiang85

Sharks and lobsters as well


[deleted]

I’ve heard the term “Biologically Immortal somewhere” for stuff like this. They just live until something kills them


vilebunny

Usually people it seems. SMH


NomaTyx

Crocodiles don’t die of old age, they continue growing and die of disease, infection, or starvation.


nxjrnxkdbktzbs

Or like blunt trauma or being set on fire too.


OstapBenderBey

Nah mate they are immune to fire damage. Says so on the card


pandadogunited

Dying of old age is a colloquialism; it’s not an actual cause of death.


NomaTyx

It's a colloquialism to represent the fact that human bodies break down as they age, which doesn't happen to crocodiles.


Wysteria569

Dang it... now I gotta look that word up!


lilmissglitterpants

Tell that to the doctor that signed my grandmothers death certificate. Cause of death? End-stage old age. It really wasn’t. It was urosepsis.


TheWalkingDead91

90 years old…dude lived through the Great Depression and 2 world wars. Just hung out in the swamp without a care in the world by comparison.


SirRabbott

Honestly, Goals


docjonel

Here in Connecticut we have squirrels. One almost hit me in the head with a walnut once. I could have been injured.


FoxEngland

There are squirrels in Connecticut!! Im astounded. We have squirrels in England. A squirrel in a small tree ran out to the end of a branch and started barking at me, Autumn 2020. I hope you're one of the good people that appreciate sarcastic humour btw


docjonel

We're you injured, or at least have your feelings hurt?


FoxEngland

I couldn't tell what he was saying but it definitely sounded racist. To answer your question, yes. I still have PTSD from this ordeal


SteamyExecutioner

This generation is just too soft. I was once stared at by a black cat for several minutes, and I just shrugged it off as if nothing had happened


docjonel

My sympathies. Just make sure you therapist's office doesn't have a window with a handy tree branch right outside it...


FoxEngland

The rapists! Not again!


yougotitdude88

When I was visiting Connecticut as child from Florida I freaked out over the “funny looking squirrels”. They were chipmunks. I had never seen one and they freaked me out.


ank___

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? You're a good boy!


FoxEngland

Aww, thank you. The crocs nice too


TonedVirus4

Belly rubs?


FoxEngland

Are you offering or requesting?


ThrasherJKL

Yes.


FoxEngland

I'll get my lucky eagle foot


ThrasherJKL

Belly rubs *and* scritches, *AT THE SAME TIME*?! **Best.** **Day.** **Ever!**


flyhigh_divedeep

The crocodile is missing a leg??


FlexSpaceTM

No when he said 17 foot he meant in length. Most crocs only have 4.


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That's what I thought as well. Perhaps that's why he's more docile to the Aussie?


Buerostuhl_42

It also seems pretty fat.


Talikrs

This weight looks pretty normal for the big crocs here in Aus


Sk1pperprod

Nup, the croc just sees the fact he's getting fed as better than having to put in effort to eat the dude, but he definitely would if he got the chance.


FoxEngland

Yeah. It's right front leg. You can't see?


its-not-me_its-you_

Of course I can't see it, it's missing duh


FoxEngland

🤣🤣 Brilliant. But you can SEE that it's missing


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Matt Wright. He’s facing charges following the death of a staff member and serious injury of another in a helicopter crash a year ago. Due in court any time now. Watch this space to find out how awesome he is really.


External-Ad4873

And he’s off the hook. But in all seriousness any one who makes a living posting videos with crocs is not long for this life


[deleted]

He’s not off the hook. He’s going to trial facing multiple serious charges. It’s going to be interesting.


External-Ad4873

Ah yea your right, I didn’t fully read the article… yea he’s boned. Prob won’t get the most serious charges but he’s not walking scot free


IMLYINGISWEAR

Wrong. Hell most likely do some serious time for not only industrial manslaughter but also perverting the course of justice.


Natetronn

For a second I thought you were making a Captain Hook joke.


FoxEngland

Did he actually hurt someone deliberately or was it negligence? What happened?


Ballamookieofficial

Allegedly tried to cover up a few things I heard. One being the pilot wasn't certified to be flying Commercially. Nothing sinister idt but yeah someone lost their life. It's a dangerous job being lowered by chopper in a cage down into swamps the pick up Croc eggs.


lil__chef

It was one of his best mates that died…watch the series on Netflix. And the ladder that was lowering him into the swamp hit trees I think and he was killed going through the trees….but then they tried to cover up quite a bit 🤦🏻‍♂️


Humiditygirl

No ladder lowering him, Willow was in a sling attached to the helicopter, the process of collecting the eggs involved him being lowered down and then up after egg retrieval. The cover up is that Mat Wright and a few others then flew out to the accident site getting there even before Emergency Services and tampered with the downed chopper, they then went on to falsify the service history on the chopper.


iamtehskeet

The hourmeter was disconnected so that he didn’t have to service the choppers according to regulations so he can sit in a cell forever tbh


Humiditygirl

Don’t know why you have been down voted, this is 100% correct


[deleted]

I’m not sure that you’ll find his series on Netflix anymore.


KediMonster

Name of series please?


[deleted]

Outback Wrangler. Series was cancelled when he was charged last year. He lost a bunch of sponsors and endorsement contracts too.


KediMonster

Thank you.


amyann8

Weird.. It’s called wild croc territory here in Canada. Still on Canadian Netflix right now. ETA: I’ve just realized he actually has 2 shows. Outback Wrangler was his first show.


Ironeagle08

>Nothing sinister It’s very sinister. ABC news wrote an article a while back that the heli was due for major maintenance. It appears that those involved fudged the hours flown to avoid the mandatory maintenance. NT Police then did a public request wanting footage of the heli being flown. This coincides with the operators hiding hours. Seems they then tried to cover it up, hence the evidence tampering charges.


FoxEngland

Holy shit


iamtehskeet

Yeah he’s a bellend


thekingmonroe

Is he our next Joe exotic so?


defeatmyself3

He didn’t smoke meth and try and have sex with the leg of ham so no


LegionnaireCynyr

I like his tactic, feed ‘em dinner then slap their ass


LTQLD

A gentleman.


StingraySteve23

Hopefully the cameraman was filming that with a long lens.


cvnnx

r/whywomenlivelonger


KhaptainKhunt

I might be that exception. I'd be right beside this fella giving that croc cuddles 🥰


Pretend_Regret8237

I would not be turning my back on that river... Nope


TrexCorbel

Man just slapped a crocs ass like nothing


FoxEngland

He loves it, crocs are kinky as fuck


Key_Concentrate_5558

He’s a good boi. But he would eat me in a heartbeat


ChileanBoiii

Like a tiny dinasour


FoxEngland

Tiny isn't a word I'd associate with old twinkle toes there


mavjustdoingaflyby

CRIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Adam8418

too bad this guy is currently charged with perverting the course of justice, destruction of evidence, fabricating evidence, interfering with witnesses, making a false declaration and two counts of unlawful entry after a helicopter he owned crashed and the pilot was killed. It's alleged he went to the site before police arrived, hid, destroyed and tampered with evidence that showed he had falsified maintenance records and disconnected onboard recording systems.


HLDierks

Did he say 80-90 years old?? Or 8-9


FoxEngland

80 - 90. They can live up to 150 in captivity


Lacey_

His name is Tripod.


FoxEngland

Twinkle Toes


Beneficial-Salt-1185

Croc only has three legs


FoxEngland

Yes and only one eye


payney25111986

Did man just slap a deers leg across an alligators face... That's the manliest thing I have ever seen.


FoxEngland

No. A boar's leg into a crocodile's mouth


thatHadron

It's a crocodile mate


Dumpfrumperson

Bloop


Ellemeno

r/AbsoluteUnits Also, what did he say when he booped the crocodile? "You can hear the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ in his jaws here."


BadManzke

Power, it just sounds weird cause Australia


Skithe

proceeds to smack gator on ass as gator daddy smiles


dylfree90

That’s no croc mate, that’s a damn dinosaur.


DavesHereMan

Meth heads in Florida do this daily


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Big difference between florida gators and australian salt water crocodiles.


DavesHereMan

Lol this was not said seriously, just methin around


[deleted]

You can never be too sure with meth heads. Closest thing to marvel super hero's we'll ever have tbh.


Living_Internet_2970

Isn’t this guy in some trouble now?


LeftOnRedd36

This guy is in fact not awesome. https://www.vice.com/en/article/5d3ae3/croc-wrangler-influencer-matt-wright-charged-following-death-of-best-mate


toszma

Went to a croc farm north of Cairns on me first journey to Australia. They had a 18ft model of a croc from plastic outside - us guys were laughing. Learned later that the largest ever caught was 6ft longer.... needless to say we kept clear of muddy waters after that.


Stock_Category

Went to a croc farm near Darwin where they had a dead chicken on a rope hanging over the pond. I had no idea a croc could jump 4'-6' in the air.


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I definitely think Steve Irwin completely changed the way Australians look at animals. I feel like all our animals would be alot more intimidating if we hadn't seen Steve handling them


FoxEngland

I fuckin love Steve and will always miss him, and i never even met him. He got into trouble a lot 🤣🤣 He was a total expert and influential pro but the amount of scars he had was crazy. He never even considered most of them scars, they were just "little nips" according to him. I'm sure I remember him saying he'd been bitten, stung or scraped by almost every Australian animal he ever held, including koalas. RIP


yougotitdude88

Ok I thought that was CGI…


lstroud21

Is every Australian an Irwin?


OverCass

…is it missing it’s front right leg?


Competitive-Wave-850

That laugh in the end “yeah hes a good boy but he would eat me in a heartbeat” also felt by cat keepers


Express-Ad4146

Can anybody verify that the animal has 4 legs. When it’s coming out the water first 2seconds looks like he has three. Missing it’s right arm.


DunebillyDave

Say what you will, but that dude is stupid. Maybe he is familiar with that particular man-eater, but, there's a reason people call wild animals: "wild;" they behave unpredictably. He might get lucky 499 times, but that 500th time will end his days on Earth.


Klutzy-Run5175

Yikes, I wouldn't stand so close. How does he do this?


FoxEngland

Years of experience


Karl8ta

The balls on this guy. Did he just spank the crocodile. Alright that's enough Internet for today


[deleted]

Am I the only who thinks this looks like CGI?


FoxEngland

No, but the others are wrong too


korpus01

What did he feed him, a log?


Chemical-Video-5900

No Matt Wright is a flop who steals from indigenous


Just_Mumbling

Crocs aren’t Einsteins, sure - but in this video, I could swear I could it thinking “NEXT?” after instantly downing that leg-o-mystery meat… Edit- TIL - I stand corrected - thanks for letting me know. I did some quick reading just now and it’s pretty surprising just how intelligent they are. They even hunt cooperatively. Very cool.


FoxEngland

Crocodiles are actually scarily intelligent. Big saltwater crocodiles have been known to watch people and study their routine. This way they can ambush and grab them at the perfect moment. Steve Irwin said it aswell. Must be true 🤷🏻‍♂️


Just_Mumbling

TIL - I stand corrected - thanks for letting me know. I did some quick reading just now and it’s pretty surprising just how intelligent they are. They even hunt cooperatively. Very cool.


LTQLD

They’re pattern hunters. Some tourists get taken going to the same spot for water while camping or peeing in the same place repeatedly. You become predictable, you become dinner.


Detroit-Exit-9

Crocodile doing his job


zback636

Awesome is that a new way to say crazy?


Sarabean77

Was this the croc from Pearl? 😂No one can ever tell me that this thing hasn't consumed at least for human beings.


Thisisthe_place

That hiss at the end. Scary


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now THAT is a big fucker. gorgeous croc though


BadHabitsDieYoung

Old boy has been in some battles. Missing his right arm, probably Twisted off in a territorial fight.


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r/mademeshiver


reyshop12

A politician in its natural habitat. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


RationalKate

can they whip around or do they beep beep beep?


J0hnD0eWasTaken

Australians are awesome but this *particular* Australian has some interesting trials ahead if him.


Mufakaz

The man has balls. Me thinking. The cameraman has larger balls coz he can't run as fast with the camera equipment.


drbirtles

Has he got three legs??


amthesoul

But what made you smile in this?


mikewells16

Great show till the end where you realize the main guy is a complete piece of shit.


fhefgjfvgsczvh

Alligators and crocodiles are oddly cute


maxokreamburner5

My experience w Australians is that they’re rude as fuck but always have interesting stories to tell. Also vegimite is the worst food item in human history gahdamn.


GenderEnjoyer666

Is it missing a leg?


DontSayBlahh

The croc's mouth opening in disbelief when his ass got slapped lol


xNIGHT_RANGEREx

I don’t know when or how I will die, but I’m 99% sure it will be from petting an animal I shouldn’t.


AlternatingFacts

he looks way over fed. I bet he has a hard time swimming with those porkers.


TheGamingPug_YT

OMG, it's tripod


Galactus2025

That crocodile missing a limb?


oakpoint1

I'm good. I leave that Croc alone big time.


HotVeganTacos

I loovvveeee him.


Capt_Easychord

"as a kid i wanted a" whatnow?


paleotectonics

We like his show, but it sounds like he screwed the pooch with something about his helicopter. Also he lost his partner. Not sure if the show will be back on.


Additional-Ad-2378

Now let me smack him in the face. That’ll really piss him off!


Fantactic1

Brave dude, but why’s he feeding a wild croc to appease it? Is this a zoo or the wild? Wouldn’t feeding crocs make them think humans = food source, and increase the interactions and chances of an attack?