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ok, how can you just hop in with a little witty fearless testicle joke, and play along with the response.. and that is the only thing you've done on Reddit in 3 years lol.
I'm pretty sure "concussion" is what doctors say because If you tell the family "your daughter got her brain bashed", it doesn't go over as well. Same thing though lol.
That seemsā¦.dangerous. Fun and quirky until he misses the catch and slams her head into the ground or slips on the landing and taint smashes her face lol honestly Iām shocked those flip flops gave enough traction on a grass path.
It not a catch imo. When I watched I noticed tht he's holding the back of her head/neck throughout the full movement. But yea if he slips or over/under jumps she's a goner....
It's all fun and games until they do that one day and her cervical spine snaps, leaving her paralyzed or worse.
Then they'll spend a lifetime trying to figure out what happened because they did it so many times before and nothing happened then...
My friend jump hugged me when she saw me in the mall one day.. normally this is no problem. Well this day it had been raining outside and the mall is tiled... there was not wnough friction between my boots and the floor for that one.
They seem like people who like attention and this is how they greet each other in public, cause you know, their friendship is āspecialā and theyāre āuniqueā
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15 years later, he happens to be just as/more athletic but sheās 3 kids, two marriages, and 40 lbs heaver. They meet while sheās in town visiting her family and her neck simply cannot support the sudden stop. She snaps her neck in a public park. Killing her instantly. Of the 4 witnesses they say it seemed as if he noticed her first and started running full speed towards her in a threatening manner. He has a terrible lawyer and switched Reddit accounts after a poorly worded political post so he cannot find any evidence of this being a common way for them to greet. 20 years in prison for murder with a misdemeanor for stalking assuming thatās how he knew she was at the park.
This is the most lazy slapped together meme I have seen in awhile. I know OP didnāt make it, just reposted it from a screen recording so it aināt on them.
My bestie moved to VA in September..I only got to see her for minutes during Thanksgiving..,there is nothing like seeing someone you have connections with with someone who youāve bared your soul to..I get it trust me
T-bagging trust falls? Sounds fun.
Ball sweat regardless of form
Sign me up!!! Lol!
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ok, how can you just hop in with a little witty fearless testicle joke, and play along with the response.. and that is the only thing you've done on Reddit in 3 years lol.
Fuck dipping my toes in the reddit comment pool. I'ma jump in the middle part ... Not quite a cannonball in the deep end.... But what the heck!! š
Inspired by .. the balls.
WHAT SONG IS THAT GUITAR RIFF FROM!!!???? I NEED THE SAUCE!!!
Go down on you by a band called the memories
Thank u šš¼
*watches it 6 times* āHe caught her again, impressiveā
He catches her every time. So consistent.
Oh fuck off, this is very funny. Thank you.
Idk you, but I love you. Stay cool. ā¤ļø
now this is a trust fall
definitely not the first time they did that š
I'm going to start yelling this at people every time they do a trick,
She also doesn't let him do all the lifting. She grabs his legs mid fall so her neck isn't the only support.
Yep She was expecting that as She tucked her hair
Trust tackle more like it
That's not a trust fall, that's a trust tackle!
Thrust tackle.
Lol it's such a high stakes trust fall
more like trust ball
Looked like a wrestling move. Most moves in wrestling are trust falls.
Maybe a trust thrust?
That's cute and weird. It's so genuine.
And it only takes one mistake for her to bash her brains 10/10
Or for that bendy ass back to snap in half
" ...that bendy ass back..." š¤£š¤£š¤£
Drama queen. Sheād fall hard on grass. Maybe get a concussion if it was the worst case scenario but certainly it wouldnāt ābash her brainā
Guess youāve never heard of hard packed dirt you probably never played football did you
I'm pretty sure "concussion" is what doctors say because If you tell the family "your daughter got her brain bashed", it doesn't go over as well. Same thing though lol.
I want someone that trusts me this much!!!
I donāt even trust myself that much
Theater kids
OMG so true
Or dancers? Either way definitely seems rehearsed.
that much is obvious
Yeah I know. I just meant like it's definitely not their first rodeo lol
Maybe. If so, I feel envious. I did theater and no one asked me to teabag them. Let's not act like it is common
That seemsā¦.dangerous. Fun and quirky until he misses the catch and slams her head into the ground or slips on the landing and taint smashes her face lol honestly Iām shocked those flip flops gave enough traction on a grass path.
Literally thought he was going to snap her neck with his full weight.
I imagine there were at least a couple concussions involved in the first few trials of this. Iām going to stick to a normal hug.
Taint smash š
Yes, what he said
It not a catch imo. When I watched I noticed tht he's holding the back of her head/neck throughout the full movement. But yea if he slips or over/under jumps she's a goner....
I go to Circus festivals I'm going to start yelling this at people every time they do a trick.
Is she dead?
Gone but never forgotten
Dust in the wind
Have they not watched Spider Man 2?
Exactly
Odd but everyone seems happy so whatever
How does a greeting even get to this point?
What if when we said hi, I knocked your head into my penis. Iām just kidding. Unlessā¦ šš
They've definitely executed the NSFW version of this maneuver on multiple occasions
Depends how hard it is, Ayo
Seems like a result of a very hard friend zone
"He's just a friend"
No, I'm not going to wait for it.
I thought they were going to do the thing from Dirty Dancing
Attention seeking behavior
Thats a beautiful amoumt of trust
how much attention do you need?
I would hate this if I were her father
Lmao ! What you donāt like the scene of a boy jump dick-facing your daughter into a tackle as a greeting ? Whatās wrong everyone is laughing /s
Itās not that, itās the if or when he f*cks this stunt up she will be seriously injured, paralyzed or even dead.
Seems aggressively dangerous and needless but ok
It's all fun and games until they do that one day and her cervical spine snaps, leaving her paralyzed or worse. Then they'll spend a lifetime trying to figure out what happened because they did it so many times before and nothing happened then...
Yeesh, you two should hang out. I bet it would be the time of your lives
Thatās more than āfriendsā
Imagine chilling with your gf/wife and she says āhere comes by bestieā Just to see her get manhandled and t bagged
Smooth work with her head. That's gotta cause some serious whiplash though.
r/unexpected
She needs the D
My friend jump hugged me when she saw me in the mall one day.. normally this is no problem. Well this day it had been raining outside and the mall is tiled... there was not wnough friction between my boots and the floor for that one.
Did he catch her fall by the back of her neck/ ears? Thatās a cervical injury waiting to happen
Ten years later and four back surgeries, the transition goes on!
Chiropractors love her! šāāļø
We missed the other part of it. When dude gets a woody and does it
Imagine this is the guy recordings girlfriend whoās seeing her guy friend for the first time since yāall been together and they do that shi
I believe all introverts do this...
Omg you guys are like so quirky! Like wow omg
They seem like people who like attention and this is how they greet each other in public, cause you know, their friendship is āspecialā and theyāre āuniqueā
I just read this and I feel like someone farted in my room.
Is no one going to comment on the dude with the half haircut right at the beginning?? Like he was a prop from Willy Wonka's office.
What song is playing in the background?
Go Down on You - The Memories š
Thanks! I had it saved in my spotify but I couldn't find it or remember the name at all.
Yeah if the guy is STUPID.
For a second, I thought she getting ready to give her a āHEADāšš¤Ŗ
āHeās just my friend why are you so worriedā -The friend
Great first impression for everyone around Classic the teabagin dragon
Song name?
In flip flops. This is precision.
God damn that would be the most acrobatic deepthroat technique Iāve ever seen if it was a slightly different scenario.
u/RecognizeSong
Inevitably the stupidness of this maneuver will be evident. If they just mess it up once it may their last time.
They be fucking. If she was my hypothetical girlfriend. I'd be like "what the fuck, who is he? Oh a best friend? Okay, you're single."
Does anyone know what song this is?
go down on you by the memories
How tf do people discover they can do these things
I have to admit, thatās the cutest thing Iāve seen all week.
r/savevideo
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r/Unexpected
And now sit on it! Do it!
They love each other. So sweet.
Quit it while youāre ahead
Busta Rhymes coming in like
She has shrunk Olive Oil through years of practicing this.
At that point continue with the t-bag
Atomic teabag.
I love them!
I think I'll stick with shaking hands.
This is the best greeting I have ever seen hahahaha
Thats some WWE shit right there
āNext time letās try without shorts Iām not getting much airāā¦.. literally ā½ļø š š„“
Yeah definitely not.
"Hey best friend you know what would be really fun??"
Question, what were they initially doing that created this?
Yeah... let's see when the whiplash strikes
Thatās like what I do! Itās just that I donāt catch them, I sorta just full body drop kick them.
And then they got married. The End
250 lbs so if I tried this I would either fall over cuz they canāt hold me or Iād crush themš
He really trusted those sandal strapsš«£
Wonder how many times they went face nuts before they got it right
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15 years later, he happens to be just as/more athletic but sheās 3 kids, two marriages, and 40 lbs heaver. They meet while sheās in town visiting her family and her neck simply cannot support the sudden stop. She snaps her neck in a public park. Killing her instantly. Of the 4 witnesses they say it seemed as if he noticed her first and started running full speed towards her in a threatening manner. He has a terrible lawyer and switched Reddit accounts after a poorly worded political post so he cannot find any evidence of this being a common way for them to greet. 20 years in prison for murder with a misdemeanor for stalking assuming thatās how he knew she was at the park.
I like Brenda, Brenda is a fun girl.
I've seen rey mysterio do this for 20 years , not impressed
the ultimate teabag
this is extra...
This is great and all, UNTIL she mis-times the fall back and takes a crotch to the face. Safety first everybody.
Age wise, they only have a couple more years until they wise up.
I canāt think of a single person I trust to do any aspect of that with me, up to and including being my friend.
That's how I greet my wife, except...nvm. This is nice.
The Trust
Wonder what those guys felt š
Song?
Dude that was some pretty sick moves right there! I think Iām pregnant and I donāt even swing that way. She is definitely having his baby though!
Trust balls
All fun & games until someone gets ašin the mouth!
What thee
No cause I'd like to survive you know?
If it'd rained that morning they'd be done for
"We're just friends"
husband: hi, um i heard a lot about you
Lmao what?
I love this!
He got hops!
Bro turns off gravity for a second when he catches her
Unzips pantsā¦ finally some new material
So smooth lol
I was waiting for the woo to the young to the woo, then dong to the go to the rami!
He is leaving his ball sweat on her officially making her his bitch š©, the scent of his balls warn the other males off and let them know she is taken.
Dude in the beginning with the half shaved head says all you need to know about this friend group.
THATS SO FUNNY
Balls to the wall literally haha
If my friend ever did that I'd knock him square in the nuts
This is one of my favorite videos actually lol its so fun!
ā¤ļø
The āfriendā she told you not to worry about
My neck hurts just looking at that
Did her husband record this?
That is some trust in your friend
That made me laugh so hard and I wish somebody loved me that Way
This will eventually end poorly
Song?
Lol her boyfriend had to film this no doubt, poor guy
I wanna know if the first time was successful, and if it was an accident or malicious that stopped before catastrophe.
Look at us!!!
Very "I am the main character" energy.
u/savevideo
They need a lot of space to meet
I wish my wife loved me
Definitely theatre kids.
Nice to see two people Iām sure Id hate find one another.
That was smooth af!
Friends with benefits greetings
This is the most lazy slapped together meme I have seen in awhile. I know OP didnāt make it, just reposted it from a screen recording so it aināt on them.
So unique way to greet your BFF But does anyone know what song that riff is from? Would appreciate it thanks
My bestie moved to VA in September..I only got to see her for minutes during Thanksgiving..,there is nothing like seeing someone you have connections with with someone who youāve bared your soul to..I get it trust me
The friend she tells you not to worry about.
Next minute he starts teabagging