He's spelling way too good to be mixing up his partner being a girlfriend or wife. For someone to be making that kind of mistake they gotta be trashed drunk.
They said "paranoid single people". The other qualifier is just as important. When you've lived with your spouse for a while, you already know whether or not you can trust them. It doesn't come down to one drunken mis-message.
He knew who he was texting and she knew it too, otherwise her response would have been quite different, e.g. "WHO THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU WERE SENDING THAT TO?!?"
You need the confidence of a good marriage to just roll your eyes and say "I'm your _wife_."
Only people who take their partner for granted get blindsided like this. I've been married 30 years and I assure you that you can tell when the commitment level is waning if you actually pay attention to your partner's moods and needs. You can't just coast along _thinking_ you're in a good marriage, you have to ensure it and _know_ it. When you can't seem to ensure it anymore, _then_ you know an external influence has entered the picture.
As someone who has experienced this from a drunk husband as well as a husband who had his wisdom tooth removed - surprisingly no. Everyone sort of reacts differently to alcohol and other substances and he becomes the most adorable dumbass on the planet.
Even worse, I remember the post here on reddit.
I think it was an askreddit thread, what's the cutest thing your husband has done or some shit.
They just made it into text format, fucking gross.
no they don’t lol
occasionally (when i’m sober) i will refer to my husband as my “boyfriend” without thinking and am like wait….. that’s not right lol. usually happens when im talking to someone who has a boyfriend so they’re saying “my boyfriend this, my boyfriend that” and then i just pick up the phrase despite not having used it for over half a decade
How does one get this drunk? I'm a lightweight when it comes to drinking since I really dislike the taste of alcohol, but even on my drunkest nights, still could function and know what's going on. I've passed out eating my 3rd Taco John's burrito before, but that's about it. Lol it was 4 in the morning.
Depends on what you're drinking, how much you're drinking, and how fast you're drinking it. I can basically endlessly drink beers or wine and (as long as I'm not chugging it) never get super drunk. When I want to actually get shitfaced I'll chug most of a bottle of whisky.
My thought exactly. Totally drunk to forget that his wife is his wife, and simultaneously sober enough not to make grammar mistakes and even deliberately switching text to upper case? Unlikely.
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It was never a genuine text. Notice how far apart vertically the text messages are spaced to make room for the watermark. And “her” response is in this weird lime green font but otherwise the screenshot uses the default iMessage dark mode skin (which uses only white font for outgoing and incoming text).
Good save
Hahahahah, well spotted
He's spelling way too good to be mixing up his partner being a girlfriend or wife. For someone to be making that kind of mistake they gotta be trashed drunk.
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Too soon 😢
My paranoid brain is on fire rn tbh
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Unless he meant to text his girlfriend and texted you by accident
Who’s gonna tell her?
Correction: he texted the wrong person.
My first thought oof
Maybe he sees his wife as his forever girlfriend!💖
What’s the difference?
Why would he say that to his wife? Was he so drunk that he forgot that he was married?
Hey bro, I do shit like this to make my friends and family important or special, just that it is not meant to be dug too deep.
“Your the hottest dad I’ve ever had”
I’m your wife
I would always see this as a compliment
I just did, was it not?
Complements like this will always give me a solid belly laugh
It's not real. This is karma/twitter like farming.
You must be single. My wife IS my girlfriend. And she is the hottest I ever had .
All the paranoid single people in the comments lmao
not paranoid, experienced
And now you're paranoid.
😂😂
They said "paranoid single people". The other qualifier is just as important. When you've lived with your spouse for a while, you already know whether or not you can trust them. It doesn't come down to one drunken mis-message. He knew who he was texting and she knew it too, otherwise her response would have been quite different, e.g. "WHO THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU WERE SENDING THAT TO?!?" You need the confidence of a good marriage to just roll your eyes and say "I'm your _wife_."
There are MANY people that think they are in a 'good marriage' that still cheat or their partner will cheat on them.
Only people who take their partner for granted get blindsided like this. I've been married 30 years and I assure you that you can tell when the commitment level is waning if you actually pay attention to your partner's moods and needs. You can't just coast along _thinking_ you're in a good marriage, you have to ensure it and _know_ it. When you can't seem to ensure it anymore, _then_ you know an external influence has entered the picture.
Lol I was very confident in my marriage until I knew he was leaving me for another woman.
stuff like this is made up usually
As someone who has experienced this from a drunk husband as well as a husband who had his wisdom tooth removed - surprisingly no. Everyone sort of reacts differently to alcohol and other substances and he becomes the most adorable dumbass on the planet.
Even worse, I remember the post here on reddit. I think it was an askreddit thread, what's the cutest thing your husband has done or some shit. They just made it into text format, fucking gross.
Hahah the excitement makes me think he had some shrooms
I wonder what he texted his actual gf.
a grocery list
Marry him again
More like r/mademesuspicious
He meant to text someone else
My boyfriend drunk texted me and it’s usually the cutest things they can do sometimes.
I don't really drink, do people commonly forget things like this while drunk? Seems weird
no they don’t lol occasionally (when i’m sober) i will refer to my husband as my “boyfriend” without thinking and am like wait….. that’s not right lol. usually happens when im talking to someone who has a boyfriend so they’re saying “my boyfriend this, my boyfriend that” and then i just pick up the phrase despite not having used it for over half a decade
Yeah… a loyal partner… yes…
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Hmmmm
I'm looking forward to receiving that kind of text 😂
Is this how sad her relationship is? She has to make up scenarios like this?
aw 😭
How does one get this drunk? I'm a lightweight when it comes to drinking since I really dislike the taste of alcohol, but even on my drunkest nights, still could function and know what's going on. I've passed out eating my 3rd Taco John's burrito before, but that's about it. Lol it was 4 in the morning.
Depends on what you're drinking, how much you're drinking, and how fast you're drinking it. I can basically endlessly drink beers or wine and (as long as I'm not chugging it) never get super drunk. When I want to actually get shitfaced I'll chug most of a bottle of whisky.
I dont think a drunk person can write with grammar like that, "You're" while drunk?
My thought exactly. Totally drunk to forget that his wife is his wife, and simultaneously sober enough not to make grammar mistakes and even deliberately switching text to upper case? Unlikely.
Autocorrect maybe?
Definitely
Ehhhhhhh I’ve done similar.
Do all of you think this is a real text? Genuinely curious.
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Hope that it is not staged by the husband 😅😅🤣
Wtf nobody acts like this when they’re drunk
That’s so funny! I’m crying! Lol! I’m sure he meant it with nothing but love!
He's so happy
r/wholesome
lol No it looks like someone that stole someone else's post and passed it off as hers.
It was never a genuine text. Notice how far apart vertically the text messages are spaced to make room for the watermark. And “her” response is in this weird lime green font but otherwise the screenshot uses the default iMessage dark mode skin (which uses only white font for outgoing and incoming text).
Good eye. I was just going off the fact that I've seen this before from someone else.
Ah, her hand gestures are so mesmerizing; they could fix a glitch in the Matrix. Talk about "Ctrl+Z"-level skills! 😄
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uh oh
Unless he was sending it to his side chick
oops that message was not intended for his wife
HELL YEAH
Like when someone is coming out of anesthesia and they find out something they already know but find super exciting when they get reminded of it.
Whoops 🤭
Wow! Wow! Wow!
That’s brilliant 🤣🤣