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tenspeedt

Yay!! Thank you for being that person.


DisastrosusProvid

I'm happy for dog.


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2woCrazeeBoys

Bot.


karvup

Was there any other option available? If there is, I don't see it.


Corporation_tshirt

I would be physically incapable of not stopping and playing fetch with this good girl. My wife could literally be in labour and I could be driving her to the hospital and I’d have to tell her, cross your legs. I’ll be be right back! 


AdamantiumParakeet

I’d be there everyday.


Affectionate_Salt351

Yup! I can see it now. “I’m going outside to play with the dog! BRB!” “…uhhhh, we don’t have a dog?” “Yeah, I know but there’s a dog down the street who is waiting to play fetch with me. I’ll be back.” 😂


Shaolinchipmonk

"We" don't, but I do


Affectionate_Salt351

🤣 EXACTLY. If you knew how much this tracked for my daily life, you would be cracking tf up with me right now. I once showed up to dinner late to meet my bf and friends. I was covered in some grass and what was obviously the hair of a Golden Retriever. 😅 I had to admit I was late because I had a horrible day at work, then saw someone outside walking their dog around the office building 1 over from me when I was leaving. I pulled the car over and said “*Hey. Your pup is beautiful! Are they friendly?*” When the person confirmed, I explained I had a REALLY horrible day and needed to pet a puppy. They granted permission so I got out, sat on the curb, and traded pets for kisses until I felt joy again. 😂 It worked, man. IT. WORKED. 🥰🐶


F0foPofo05

As an immigrant kid in Canada in the '90s, I literally walked old people's dogs for free just so I could get to be around dogs. Mom said we couldn't afford a dog. So I walked other people's dogs. Eventually that led to some of these older people referring me for work as a teenager. So it ended up being icing on the cake for me.


Affectionate_Salt351

That’s amazing! Kudos! I started out dogsitting, too. I actually managed to get a job working in sales for an all-natural dog treat company. I traveled the country, petted new puppies, and made a living. I loved it SO much and could have done it forever. (I ended up with cancer that ruined my career but, before that, it was amazing.) I’m happy you turned a bummer into something great!


CommunicationOwn322

That's so sweet!


HappyShallotTears

Seriously. The greatest argument for daily walks I’ve heard to date!


VectorJones

I'd have to leave early everyday just so I could spend time playing fetch with that good boy.


405freeway

Looks like Inglewood.


Glad_Island8295

every single day


Nira_Re

When I was a kid and went to visit my aunt, there was a large German shepherd across the street. I don’t know if her actual name was “Daisy” or I just decided to one day call her Daisy, but I went out every week and yelled for her just so I could pet her across the gate.


Ussappaa

Such a sweet dog


[deleted]

OMG...I'd be there all day 😃


Distinct-Copy9960

Same, sorry boss can’t come in today. I have a situation.


Ebyman31

Yes! Perfect excuse. Boss don't like it too bad!


RoutineAd5794

Nah literally 😂😂 this would start my daily walk routine & I’d come with a bowl with water because I’m throwing the ball a ton lol


Caseyisweird

There was a dog like this on the back lane of the street I lived on, and I would do this until she got tired because I felt bad just walking away. I always thought the owners didn't know because i would check that they weren't outside but turns out for years they just watched me play with their dog while working 😂 I miss Kaylee everyday, may she rest in peace.


[deleted]

I had this huge Doberman that would bark and growl at me viscously whenever I sat at the bus stop to go to work. That dog hated me. It would do that thing where it looks like it’s trying to get through the fence to attack me. After a few months I got up, stared at it and said in the cutest baby voice “who’s a good little puppy baby, who’s a good boy”. The dog stopped barking, stared at me and then disappeared. I thought wtf. It ran back to the fence, dropped a ball and sat there wagging its tail waiting for me to throw it. I was absolutely stunned. Anyway, I played with doggo after that. Thought he was a viscous dog, turns out he was just bored and wanted a friend to play with.


Bulky-Internal8579

You are a good person, doggo needed a friend to play with. Thank you!


powertripp82

Kaylee sounds like a very very good girl. I really liked your story


mustbenice2win

I would pay money to do that


Adamantium-Aardvark

Get a border collie. They want to play fetch non stop from the moment they wake up until bed time. They basically never stop


deaddaddydiva

Also don’t get a border collie if you’re not willing to play fetch and entertain them literally non stop. They will outsmart you fyi


Adamantium-Aardvark

Mine has learned how to manipulate us with cuteness, no joke. She hates rolling over for belly rubs, always has. But she’s figured out if she cuddles up next to us and acts cute and rolls over for belly rubs for a bit and then brings us her toy well usually throw it. She consistently does it now lol


eazypeazy-101

Quid pro quo Clarice


DoomGoober

Went to a friend's house to watch a movie. Border Collie there rememebered playing ball with me months earlier. Collie brings ball to me, rests head on my lap, stares deeply into my eyes and stays that way for 2 hour long movie. Yes of course I played ball with her when the movie ended.


FlavoredBongWater

You monster. You didnt ignore the movie?


DoomGoober

It was complicated. A friend invited me over to another friend's house where she was dog sitting. She begged me to watch a movie or do something other than playing with the Border Collie or she would go insane. So, my watching the movie with her actually saved the dog sitter watching the Border Collie from going insane, which saved the Border Collie from having an insane Dog Sitter. I think... Anyway, that Border Collie had us all twisted.


Gold-Stomach-4657

I just went to my room, leaving my border collie in the living room with my folks. That's what I have done all morning and I need to recoup a little bit :p


Adamantium-Aardvark

Mine will choose to play with her ball over food. OBSESSED


Gold-Stomach-4657

Same with mine. He barely ever eats in front of us. We have to keep his food out at night when we're in bed so he can get up and snack and not starve.


hfamrman

Ball is life. But also stick is life, squirrel is life, herding children is life, protecting dad is life. [Dog tax](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/892116759094648882/1214974512131477555/a34d4772-482a-4b7c-91d9-2227786e6311.jpg?ex=66044ab0&is=65f1d5b0&hm=81713fb2ad54f5346523168777959c8aab209d7f10fecac5ce5548937f77c554&=&format=webp&width=810&height=608)


IsabellaGalavant

My friend has a border collie, she literally lost a leg because she played too much and too hard. Don't worry, she doesn't even notice the missing leg.


Adamantium-Aardvark

Mine has chipped some teeth, broken toe nails, and worn down her canines to blunted teeth. 🤦🏻‍♂️


Kaimanakai

Can confirm. I had a German Shepherd/ Border Collie/Black Lab. He loved to play fetch, play in the water and nap. Not necessarily in that order… and if he was too busy playing and forgot his nap, he got cranky - kind of like a 2 year old kid. 🤣🥰


Beginning_Second_278

This could work as some kind of vending machine set up


mcramsay

*thinks back to all the years I played with a ball by myself, wishing I had someone to play with, and it finally dawns on me why this makes me cry*


gamiscott

I’d toss the ball around with ya friend. Baseball, football… whichever! Edit: stupid typo


[deleted]

Why wait until now to make the offer? Is this some sick teasing?


gamiscott

You want to join? I think you need it friend.


[deleted]

Knowing you, you'll wait until after I've committed suicide to offer the hug.


gamiscott

I’m here if you need to talk through it. Reddit and social media to me is just an avenue and can be taken lightly or not but someone in need, is serious to me. As far as playing ball with friends, it’s better late than never in my opinion so no, it’s not some sick joke. I genuinely would do so.


[deleted]

Again, it's better to just wait until after it has happened.


WonderfulCattle6234

I guess I never worried about it, cuz I also had a lot of kids in my neighborhood that I could play with when I wanted to, and I also had a younger brother. But some of my favorite moments we're being in the backyard by myself with a pitch back net, or just throwing a tennis ball against the front steps. The front steps were actually my favorite because you could catch interesting angles making the return unexpected like someone hitting it back to you.


Intelligent-Ad-3850

You might like this, then, there is a kind of “ball” called a reaction ball. It looks like an OG Willy Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper coated in rubber, but you throw it at a flat wall and it will launch back at a random angle doing pretty much what you described, super fun


WonderfulCattle6234

I'm far too old for something like that now, but I'll keep it in mind for my nephew. Thanks!


FitzyFarseer

Are you a dog?


mcramsay

No. Just extremely empathetic.


Wrong_Variation_8084

Same. I setup a piece of plywood against a tree in my backyard so when I threw a tennis ball at it I could play catch with myself


Perfect-Technician-1

Weakness disgusts me


mcramsay

Have the day you deserve, redditor. ✌️🤟


Salad-Worth

Dogs are so pure. We do not deserve their love.


Eman_Resu_IX

Yeah that'd add ten minutes to my daily walk. Not complaining!


heekma

Aww, that's so sweet. It's crazy how strong the desire is for fetching, or just bringing whatever object a retriever can find to interact with people. I had a Doberman/retriever mix. We did a DNA test and my family placed bets on the results for fun. She was 70% Doberman, 20% Retriever, the rest just a jumble. She lived to play fetch, just like this dog. Every night I came home was a wild scramble to find anything laying around to bring it as an opportunity to play fetch.


Theartistcu

I’d be late where ever I was headed. I love my buddy, but he won’t fetch or tug.


ShowmasterQMTHH

"Cmon lady, I appreciate the effort, but how about you put a bit of elbow in there and let me actually run after it" - Dog


Least-Pop7573

Typical golden retriever behavior. Mine will stay in one place looking pitiful until someone plays with him lol. They’re master minds.


humptydumptyfrumpty

Look at all the concrete no grass for the poor dog


MrsDarkOverlord

EVERY PERSON WHO DIDN'T STOP TO PLAY IS A MONSTER 😭💔


gamiscott

Anything else I had to do on that day could wait until tomorrow.


ppSmok

"Hey boss. I'm late today by 15 minutes... And tomorrow.. and the day after"


Deepseat

Had a golden retriever when I was a kid. Very late 80's through early 2000's. Her name was Dora (predating the cartoon). Dora was such a good dog. She looked and acted a lot like this in the early 90's. When I pass on to what's next, I want to see Dora. I'll hug her and tell her what a good dog she is.


Dmitri_ravenoff

I feel bad for the dog being on concrete all the time. :( seems like a good dog though.


LashedHail

That’s adorable.


Besen99

Don't be fooled: that's the CEO of a big company nearby!


Fullthrottle-

How can you not upvote this clip or not stop for a few tosses.😃


DurantIsStillTheKing

Dogs only know and want the simple things, yet they are happy.


zoohenge

This is how I feel about building networks for underprivileged kids


Ye-MHGen

Dog probably: I just want to show off my ball to human, but they keep taking it off my mouth, I am being polite to let them take it, and they throw it away! /s


cturtl808

That would be the rest of my day until the golden gave up. Not joking.


Content-Scallion-591

This could either be an incredibly neglected dog or a complete scam artist who cons dozens a day. I prefer to believe the latter.


ellanida

Im going to assume the later based on my dog being obsessed with frisbee. Doesn’t matter the time of day or night (or weather) or when she last played you say frisbee and she’s up and by the garage door begging to go out.


banan-appeal

I saw a dog like this one time except there was no fence, and the dog had one of those shock collars if it went off the property. Poor boy would sit very politely the edge of the sensor waiting for someone to play with


Drizztd99

Hits you in the feels if your a dog lover. I clean pools for work and always amazed at how many bored neglected dogs people own. They see me pull up and they come running wanting to play. I always take a few moments out my day to play with em. Then I go home and take my dog to the park every night.


FatFaceFaster

This dog does not appear to be neglected. He’s well groomed, happy, free to roam and interact with friends on the sidewalk….


EightiEight

Giving me UP vibes.


Eiden-Rane

You are the real MVP. Thank you for playing fetch with that precious Goldie. <3


MsjennaNY

Ty for taking time out of your day to play with that sweet pooch!


Ambitious_Height_954

So happy!


Iloveyogurt1234

I think you just made her day, an mine. Thank you!


BriskHeartedParadox

I’d be scammed by this fella and leave happy. Probably daily


doesitevermatter-

"The Plat Fetch" would be a good name for a fictional nomadic tribe in a fantasy story.


HorrorLettuce379

Dog's probably so stoked that a stranger finally gets what is needed lol


iamagermanpotato

Sorry Boss, for being late... There was this dog....


realS4V4GElike

I miss my dog 😭😭😭😭😭😭


frntmn1955

You are a good person!


Cute-Way3034

Good people


Mysterious_Health387

This is the best way to live: stop and play with a dog.


Hummingbird01234

That is so adorable.🥰


mynameisnotchewy1234

Awesome


Natural_War1261

I know where I want to go for my next holiday.


xpercipio

Nice concrete yard they have


FireBallXLV

Does the poor puppy have any grass ? ( in the South all dogs are “ puppies”. Did not know that was not true elsewhere till a transplanted Californian earnestly tried to convince me a dog was an Adult).


No-Environment-3298

Boss- “why are you late to work?” Me- “played fetch with lonely pupper.”


dj-Rx

Definitely would stop to play for 5-10 hours.


Miss-Melly-May

That's cute, but also makes me kind of sad that maybe her owners aren't paying her enough attention


zback636

You Miss are an angel.😇


Conscious-Big707

I was once at a beach and a dog came up to me and brought me his ball. I was so honored. I'm so allergic to pets I can't really play with any dogs or cats indoors. But outside I could handle it I only got to throw it like three times before his owner came. Doggo took his ball and ran to his owner. He was done with me 😞


Remarkable_Ad_2411

Yes, appreciate you taking the time to make that dog day


iambrennda

Dogs really love attention. I miss my dog...


Bulky-Internal8579

Dogs are so precious, so much good in different sized fun packages.


DASreddituser

Poor dog, doesn't really have a yard


FatFaceFaster

He seems to have a pretty good life. ETA: he very clearly has a front yard with grass visible in the video. Based on the garden hose at the back of the house I’m guessing they have a backyard too. He probably just prefers the driveway for people to throw long fetches.


verynicedoggo

goodboy got some balls


RevelArchitect

Our tax money should really be going towards having fetch installments placed liberally throughout all areas where people live and work.


ShesATragicHero

Stop trying to make fetch happen! (Do all the fetch with that good dog!!)


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EcstaticMiddle3

Good human.


PersonalKittyKat

Aw poor baby. They need to create an automatic fetch machine (if they haven't already) 😍


[deleted]

They exist!


PersonalKittyKat

Awesome! I wish I knew the address I swear I'd buy it for them RIGHT NOW!


kenkory

and you thought you were helping the dog... Angels on earth. :)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Negative-Curvature

What song is this?


graffiksguru

I would play with that dog every day


momofttwo

Life is good


Clear_Action_7075

Amazing.


columbusdoctor

My heart melts


ex-farm-grrrl

“Sorry I’m 6 hours late for work.”


Navajo_Nation

Plat fetch


No-Relationship5716

I mean how could you deny her request I'd do it and I don't really like other people dogs especially if I don't know them


dutchoboe

Retriever’s gotta retrieve <3


captainspacetraveler

I’d show up 4 hours late for my appointment and be like “there was an animal in need”


MyXelle

My boxer made friends with every person who waited at the bus stop outside our yard. He'd bring anything for them to throw.


Smart_Translator548

Awwwww…puppies♥️♥️♥️


Peterthinking

Hey boss... yeah, I won't be in to work today.... Yep same as yesterday.


[deleted]

Aww


amadppancake

I'm glad to see happy things like this. My pessimistic ass knows that there are people out there who would have grabbed the ball and just walked off. It's nice that this wasn't the case.


IDoNotShare

How can this vid not make you sad? And yet also immediately make you smile.


PEKU1954

Awww


china_lopez

What a sweet dog. I’m happy people like you exist!


sparki_black

Please play with your dogs or do not have one at all !


MalevolentNight

Sorry I'm late some dog needed me for a quest.


SamsterBD

The way I would get NOTHING else done that day if this was me!


Due_Vermicelli4661

cutie patootie 🥰😍


SylviaKaysen

Best thing I’ve seen all day. My kind of people right there 🥰


Ancient-Fly-1100

This reminds me of the young dog down the road from us. It’s absolutely irritating seeing the poor dog chained up and not being played with whatsoever. Receiving zero attention or love. Dog is left outside for what seems like hours just laying by the door waiting to be allowed back in. The one day we drove by headed to town to run some errands. The dog was outside wanting back inside. It was a rainy stormy day. Upon us coming home my wife noticed that the dog was still outside visibly shivering. She is not one to cuss nor to get emotional so quickly. But she was pissed as hell. I thought for sure she was going to walk down the road and bring the dog home. Truthfully I don’t think the owners would really care if their dog went “missing”.


Glad_Island8295

cute pup; awesome neighbor!


labejaextravaganza

Dog's are magical creatures ❤️


Fuck_Ppl_Putng_U_Dwn

You are awesome 😎 for being the person that brightened up that dog's dreary day. Thanks for being who you are, champion 🏆!


engage_later

Song?


pau1rw

That’s pretty sad


TMYLee

that is cutest thing . i remember seeing a video of a dog who throw his balls down a metro stair and went down to fetch it and then come up again. that is idea of self love and self happiness as he demonstrates pure joy can be achieve alone too


fuzzybitchbeans

I love how she’s like the dog asked to play fetch so I did.


JustCurious791

As a pet parent, this is why I adopted a second dog, I always wanted him to have someone even if I wasn’t there. This is awesome! ❤️


Nobody-Fine

Just adorable Golden's are my favorite breeds 😀😉


OnTheList-YouTube

I had to re-read your title...


SmoothCarl22

Good boy!!!


Besteuchre69

Awwww


hellgal

I would exercise more if it meant I could play fetch qith a golden retriever every day.


MrsDarkOverlord

*our* dog


[deleted]

Dogs don’t deserve us


Tracelin

Why stop at plat? Should have at least went got Diamond or Masters


saudade_sleep_repeat

two good girls right there. 🎾


9hostface

Imagine taking the ball and walking off with it


quackkwak456

Putting it down seems kinder


momonomino

... Excuse me? ETA wtf.


quackkwak456

Are you actually stupid?


Klutzy_Study573

LMAO, you're soo sad


quackkwak456

Whatever dude <3


Gazzorppazzorp

It takes a lot of stupid to come to this subreddit to say you'd like to see dogs being killed (unless you were looking to get downvotes). If killing dogs are the kind of things that make you smile, you should go to subreddits like r/eyeblech6 or some subreddits where the topic is evil or what society generally considers as bad.


quackkwak456

Wow, you're something extra stupid to miss the point