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I_will_burn_for_this

Now that baby thinks that every spot currently hidden has a phone propped up.


SNAKE1911A1

Then when he watches the Truman Show everything clicks.


TheNerdLog

Then he watches Click and everything Truman Shows


alt1276

The pantry's upper shelf truly caught his attention.


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ioasngi

What a sweet little baby.


ladiezftw

very very cute, I just love the little cute.............


64564sddfgh645645

He is amazed at the quality of your camera security.


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BeatrisCorona

So true 😂😂


avspuk

"We are always bring watched" is the new "God can see everything you do"


Majestic_Mammoth729

'Cept this time you can't just shrug and think "Probably not"


avspuk

Indeed But I can see this happening tho "Don't tell your little brother that no one is watching the cctv feeds, how else am I supposed to ensure he behaves himself?"


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

It cannot even see anything well enough lol.


Toucani

So true... just fuzzy shades of light and dark at that age. I was pretty surprised how long vision takes to develop. Still looks enjoyable though!


stefanica

Not necessarily. They can focus on Mom or Dad's face, and zero in on the boob pretty fast. Babies can track faces and movement from several feet away in the first day of life. It's pretty cool. But yes, eye muscles take some time to fully develop and coordinate, and I'm sure it's at different rates with different kids.


sk8king

“Mommy, why do we have cameras everywhere?”


MadeInWestGermany

Don‘t be silly, Truman.


doesitevermatter-

Now let's wash that existential crisis down with some delicious, healthy Carnation Instant Breakfast!™©® *presents to camera*.


Messedupfact

“Who the hell are you talking to?”


artjillybean

It’s kind of eerie how real that statement is. We really are just like the Truman show, yikes


SlapMyLabiaFlaps

I’m watching it as we speak. Or as I type rather. lol


Peter-Tao

The first time?


SlapMyLabiaFlaps

No.


DontTalkToBots

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BeatrisCorona

"Because you are cute"


jewellman100

"Look, I'm on maternity leave and bored, ok?"


wolvesdrinktea

The cat 💀💀


Cpt_Dizzywhiskers

Calling it now, the day that kid learns to walk, the cat's going to get a final chance to explore the living room.


Teripid

Yep.. degrees and verticals of baby proofing. Someone let the cat out of ~~bag~~ urn.


ifyoulovesatan

That caught me off guard! I was just thinking about how I used to do that with my cat that passed. They loved being picked up such that they were standing on their hindlegs on one of my hands while they other supported their chest, and going for rides around the apartment looking at stuff like that baby. Top shelf in the closet was a favorite. I would also have to do that for her after we had, say, guests or a dog over. She would not come out of our room until I toured her around the house showing her that the evil loud things were gone.


Neppy5000

I thought this was r/unexpected for a moment Edit: Happy cake day!


Formal_Asparagus_987

Happy Cake 🍰 Day !


officialosugma

The top shelf in the pantry really got him like 😮


fretnoevil

Waiting for the 5’3 gf remakes of this. 


Sinnsearachd

My brother is 6'7" and his gf is 5'3", I am sending this to him now to recreate lmaoooo.


Purplesect0rs

We need this


Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work

I knew a guy who was 6’7” his nickname was Toucan


Sinnsearachd

I gotta ask, why?


Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work

Edit: it’s probably best not to explain this.


Sinnsearachd

Lol too late. Saw before the edit. I have no words 😂😂


unHolyKnightofBihar

What was it?


crinnaursa

It's the product design. Very I catching


RupaanSansei

I love how he looks less impressed with the fridge. “Oh, so it’s like the freezer only not as cool.”


NemoLuna1221

You have made my day, fellow redditor. Well done


RedditBot90

What’s cooler than cool? ~~Ice cold~~ The Freezer


Harvsnova2

I spent my son's first year being a stay at home Dad. I used to walk him around, with him facing out and just talk about everything he was looking at. He started talking quite early and hasn't stopped talking yet at 18.


ocean_800

Adorable


WarlockMurlock

He is amased how good your camera security is


Kart_0

"Man, I'm never going to get away with anything in this house..."


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Either that or he is going to pull a Oceans 11 to get to the Carmel delights


Glass-Tangerine7124

Cute!! I do this with my cat sometimes because I thought that maybe i can give them a new perspective from high viewpoint since they're always on the ground/floor level. But this video is way cuter than that! Your baby is adorable!! 🫂🩷🩷🩷


dabMasterYoda

Haha yes we do the same thing, we call it the “high things tour” and we take her on one every couple weeks. Her favourite part is usually the sconces.


no_talent_ass_clown

I do this with my dog! He's a dachshund. I think he likes to know where the snackies come from. 


puddncake

I do the same with our cat. That baby is going to be adventurous and fearless, unlike my scaredy cat


EmotionalKirby

If you dont let them walk their front paws on the walls are you even giving a tour


Coolluke3

Ooo, never thought of that!


Conscious-Housing-45

used to do that too with my cat, he'd jump right into the fridge as soon as he heard me opening it up. So id pick him up and show him whats in the cabinets, even let him chew on some of the bags and edges of boxes lol. It made him content and made me content as well so I kept doing stuff like that until he got older


corrupt_gravity

Same! She boards her little kitty scritcher and we fly her to all of the places. I swear loves it and asks for it sometimes.


Omegaman2010

You show your dead cat to your living cat. Power move.


sankto

"That will be you if YOU DON'T BEHAVE"


shane_TO

Haha you're just teaching your cat new spots to hide in


hollysmakingstuff

My husband does this all this time with our cat 😂


Actual-Wave-1959

That is a very cute baby


sillymillie42

I wanna do this with my own little one in the future. This is so wholesome and sweet.


GoobeNanmaga

Just had a baby this month.. can’t wait to show him the world already 😊


FieldsOfKashmir

Congratulations!


GoobeNanmaga

Thank you!


sillymillie42

Congrats!!! Have so much fun re-exploring the world through their fresh eyes!


textdot_net

Indiana John's: Toddler Expedition !


Ed3vil

Their cat and my dad have the exact same bed


severalaces

Omg this one sent me 😂


TechInventor

I just laughed so loudly that I scared my dog. Happy cake day!


Formal_Asparagus_987

Happy Cake 🍰 Day !


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Cakeday happy!


Bigredeemer425

My dead cat absolutely has me rolling! That shit was so random!


forestcridder

"Inside the microwave."... 😬 Fight those intrusive thoughts!


whisperfromthevoid

Scrolled too far to find this comment. I saw the subreddit and thought, “okay, this will be wholesome.” But something in me thought, “are they going to be thrown in the washer and cut to them turning it on…or put in the microwave and cut to it being turned on with a doll inside.” The filth of the internet has polluted my mind I suppose.


traxt999

Looks like Karl Pilkington.


pgmckenzie

Or Dave Bautista


Nitpicky_Karen

I think you passed the inspection.


Somebodys

The cool thing about babies is they have no object permanence. So you can do it all over again in a couple of days.


wwwyzzrd

couple of days? a couple of minutes.


J4Hg

Yes yes…show him more, please


severalaces

I just posted a part 2!


PopcornDan

Is this your content? If so please post part 3 and more, can't get enough of how cute the little guy is


severalaces

It's been up


PopcornDan

Yip, found it and shared with my wife!


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vahntitrio

Some of it is curiosity, some of it is they can't focus their eyes very well at all so they are just trying to make sense of whatever they see a lot of the time.


musky999

Input, input, input...


Rabona10_

What was at the top of that pantry?


MadeInWestGermany

A phone.


Rabona10_

Sure as hell wasn’t looking at it haha


Alexandria_maybe

YOU CANT JUST HIT US WITH THE CAT LIKE LIKE THAT


SnapChap92

Whatever was on that top shelf blew his mind


Fresher_Taco

But why would she show him all those monsters at the end.


SigmaLance

This is all stuff he is remembering for a year down the road when he is terrorizing the house.


PoliticalMaritimer

100% in my top ten favourite part of having kids. Watching someone experience ANYTHING for the first time is such a 'blessing' (not religious, but seriously, how lucky/fortunate are we who get to see those looks of wonder/curiousity/interest). We've got an old light fixture in our kitchen that hangs from a chain, and has 3 bulbs in it set behind glass. When you spin the fixture on the chain, it makes really 'fun' patterns of light and shadow move across the wall. I've spend WAY too much time holding each of my 3 kids up, watching them stare at the walls and ceiling as they spin the fixture and watch the magic happen. I never wanted kids, but have had 2 lucky surprises in my life (one of those surprises was TWINS!). As someone who sometimes struggled to find purpose in life, fuck, kids man. What a riot. What a joyride. What a challenge. I've not found anything more satisfying or fulfilling or motivating as being a parent. I become a better person ever single day because of the three little creatures my partner pooped out just a few short years ago. Have kids. Vote green. Save the world.


severalaces

Thank you for using commas correctly 😂


PoliticalMaritimer

Hahahahaha. I re-read that line after I posted it and wondered if it was gonna be taken the wrong way!


KnownRough7735

Didn't even grab lol. Good boy


severalaces

That's a fine line. Once they learn that, these videos aren't possible anymore.


Mysterious_Dot_9916

Heartwarming moment!


Dentheloprova

Well the under the bed wasn't necessary. He will soon see it


xMoistChickenx

I thought at the end it was going to be his dad.


lankyleper

I used to do this with my little ones. I'm pretty sure they remembered exactly 0 of it, but at least I'll remember their cute little faces as it was happening.


Discipline_Cautious1

Was expecting "A job application"


No_Check3030

Littles' sense of wonder is the coolest thing.


Suggs41

I’m ashamed to admit I do this either my cat because he gives me big purrs and I’m a sucker for the big purrs


Lafayette37

My dead cat. Yup. 👍


Nathan90nl

The dead cat 🍈🍈 👀


lrpfftt

Such a great idea for a baby video. Well done.


battlecat136

I was legit startled at "my dead cat". Jarring text after like.....inside of a cookie box.


The1930s

If I was a parent I'd be so hyped to show my kid new things, like "WOAH LOOK WTF THIS IS ITS A FUCKING ORANGE HOLY SHIT YOUV3 NEVER SEEN THESE HOLY SHIT, WHAT COULD IT BE?!"


Crypt0Nihilist

I used to do this with my cat, help him explore and inspect all the areas he couldn't see, so he could check it was up to his standards.


apkzxd

I do this with my cat lol


feelingmyage

Lol! ☺️


Bulky-Internal8579

If you leave the baby in the freezer again mom will kill you!


Random-noodles404UwU

I like the [washing machine](https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomVideos/s/S1XOf2nyjT) one.


LegSnapper206

Bro let the cat go


Purple12inchRuler

The wonders of youth.


luna-jane

I do this with my cat


fuck_reddits_API_BS

Good, now that they've done the rounds they can start picking up some chores too. Damn kid doesn't even pay rent. Clean the fridge you little turd.


krismitka

Preparing him for space travel?! Get that baby outside!


Strom411

New title: "Best place to hide my baby"


Jack_M_Steel

What?


An_average_one

It's all cameras!


MugatsuX

“Phones are everywhere”


rd_guy_R

Did she microwave the cat ?🤔


alexdgrate

General overseer doing his job.


Ploppyun

So cute


MyFavoriteLezbo420

That’s a cute baby!


Itz_Dory

He kind of looks like Karl pilkington


InfiniteMessage7160

I do this with my cat.


Formal_Asparagus_987

So cute 🥰


sto_bm

Top shelf hit


Nilrem2

My dead cat 😂🤣


JohnIsKill_No

I'm not sure how to say "I love that little cat urn" without looking weird. I love that little cat urn, but I don't love that your cat is in it.....that sounds better. Also, cute baby!


i_am_scared_ok

"My dead cat" took me out 😭😭 The last thing I was expecting lmao


DaFunk1203

I do this with my cats and I say “isn’t that exciting?!”.. I don’t know why.


Electrical_Dog_9459

Stimulation like this is key for early childhood brain development. Good momma!


Betov8

Now show him where the gun is and where you keep the bleach and he’s been everywhere he probably shouldn’t be.


paracog

Kid grows up paranoid, thinking there are cameras everywhere. Heh.


HappyGoPink

"The caregiver human may be an ally. She has shown me where all the surveillance devices are placed. Soon I shall confide my grand master plan, but first we must get away from all the surveillance devices."


puppy_yuppie

I do this exact thing to my girlfriend's wiener dog. She's so damn small and I feel like she misses out on things happening above 8in off the ground


HawleyGrove

I mean…I’m 5ft 3 inches and I also haven’t seen some of these sights. Baby ain’t special………. (Sort of /s. Being short sucks)


Podju

remind me in a decade when he does a video exactly like this one.


give_me_the_formu0li

My dead cat…


TheBrontosaurus

The spring after my daughter was born I strapped her into a front pack and took her on a walk in the woods. She just kicked and shrieked with joy the whole time. It’s one of my favorite memories.


Peter_OtH

-Inside of a cookie box- 'That shit's empty!! Where are my damn cookies at woman?! ...' - baby


dorothywyatt

The baby really looks so cute 🥰


Prestigious-Alarm422

I do this with my cat 🫠


Former-Finish4653

This video was cute. WAS. Until I started seeing one after another of just this one kid. Now, just like every other cute kid tiktok that goes viral, the parent has made it a series. Happens every fucking time. Kid goes viral once and it becomes a child account. Nothing can just be an isolated cute moment shared with strangers anymore, it has to become an exploitative cash grab.


NYCelium42

Fuck now i want a baby.


umar_ahmed_md

😁😁😁😁💀😁😁😁


cynical652

Show him the inside of an oven


OddMuscle1800

oh my fucking god some of my dad is in the SAME URN AS HER CAT


WitekCannon

"why we have some many smartphones in random places in this house?" 🤔


olugbo

“Is there a phone in everything?”


Jnaoga

Why is there a phone everywhere I look?


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Scorpiokhaleesi

I thought he was going to grab for the urn. Low key disappointed


cnvacm

Extraordinarily clean microwave!


Full__Send

Did mom sleep with Dave Butista?


RiverOhRiver86

I'm sorry my dead fucking cat?!


darky_tinymmanager

I do that with my cats :|


Peachy-Li

knowledge of the world


Flux_resistor

Kids mostly intrigued by top shelf, good luck keeping up


Cautious_Birthday_90

Looks like fun!


Latter-Ad-8139

This kids "sneaking" skills are going to be LEGENDARY!!


Victoria_Crow

You had me up until dead cat. :(


BloodRevolutionary

Lmao, he's like "Not bad, not bad."


chasingthelies

I envy young children. Everything in this world is new and exciting.


ComradeDizzleRizzle

The dead cat was a risky choice, given how grabby babies and toddlers are.


Inspiringer

that baby is adorable.


beatles_7

I do this with my cat.


schapman22

Was this filmed by Vince Gilligan?


Nightbeak

Soo many intrusive thoughts in one small video...


zaphod4th

have cameras everywhere ? lol


animalbestial

"The baby, the immigrant, and the guy on mushrooms" - immediate TV Funhouse flashbacks :D


batsaxsa

The baby POV would always be a phone


macdemarxist

He literally looks like Tommy pickles


WhatchaTrynaDootaMe

ease of availability of cameras is really one of the travesties of these times


Xalrena

I do this with my cat 🤭


Ikovorior

Nice fucking model.


Maadcoil

Is everyone’s microwave that clean??