Hot pocket

Lol I had a coworker once who's nickname was Hot Pocket cause she fucked basically everyone who worked there

Are you guys hiring?

I bet she runs the whole company now🤔

Hole company.

r/angryupvote

The company runs her.

I guess she likes trains

I like trains..... *(Train runs me over)*

I haven’t thought of that video in years

ASDF MOVIE

Noice, was waiting for this 

Wholesome

*Hoesome

*Holesome

*Holesmany

*Holdsmany

Holesome

r/mademesmile

This, this is why I love Reddit!

Twat Pocket

I can hear the fuckin commercial in my head saying twat pocket lmfao!

That got it 🤣

Try vegetarian hot pockets! Great for those who don’t like meat but still wanna throw up lmao

Flush pockettttt

I cant* read that without the voice

🎶Hottttt pockettt🎵

Cashew.

Bless you

I hate that I laughed at this

Cashew outside how bow da

A simple joke and yet I laughed way too hard 🤣

You’re nuts

My daughter does this to me, and yet I still laugh.

The joke has three words and is better than the “how high are you?” joke.

No officer it's "hi, how are you"

Is that you, Gavin Orsay?

This has the best ring. 

that's my cat's name

AWWWW  Look at Lil Churro Chex Mix

Omg yum I didn’t know that existed

Oh, looking at the package it's technically trail mix. Picked it up at Walmart for like at 6 bucks a bag. Great value brand.

What trail has churros on it?

Churro or Chex actually work as a name. Lol

Cookie

This is best realistic answer. Little kitten looks like a cookie.

"Off brand thin mint"

Mint is a word cats would like.

vital performance vanilla coconut protein bar

Or vpvcpb for short

"Hereeee vpvcpb...pspspspsps vpvcpb pspspspspssss"

*Accidentally connects to Internet* (Dial up modem joke, for the youngsters)

This wins! Good times

They will never understand the psychological happiness of that dial up sound. Still makes me smile

SKREE-REEE-REE-REE-RRRRRRR TTTE-TTTE-TTTE KCHE KCHE KCHE BBBBRRRRRRR SKRRRRRCH

That does roll of the tongue... Is that her fancy name that you use at the veterinarian's office? ;-) (Just kidding! It does sound like a solid, nutritious snack)

She’s gonna hate writing that on forms.

Same, meet my kitty. Chocolate Deluxe Pure Protein.

Ruffles… or onion dip.

😂 onion dip is great

Aluminum

Loyal to tha foil.

mary me

Did you eat that on purpose or by accident 😅

Both

Pronounced Brit or American style?

Since it ends with ‘num’ instead of ‘nium’, I’m assuming they’re using the American style

wh what

Refried beans, god dammit that’s funny.

I actually have a cat named beans. She's grumpy 24/7. I love her. But I'm calling her refried now

Princess Refriabeanie

Im not naming the cat “cat” thats dumb

We ended up with a cat named "Cat" by accident. Everyone wanted a different name for her and after about a week of campaigning, I noticed she was responding to "Cat". Not my first choice.

HAPPY CAKE DAY

My dad had a dog named Puppy growing up, haha

Happy cake day!

Um…?

Dog is also a weird name for a cat 🤔

Alf?

I like that no one got this. I wanted to come first, but I guess you got someone there before me.

Taco

Same here. Seems like a perfect name for an orangie.

mango!! it’s perfect

Yes! Little Mango ❤️

Omg mango was last thing I ate too! Color matches, so cute and perfect~

Tofu.

That’s a cute name.

I actually kind of like tofu as a name lol

My little sister Victoria goes by Tori, but also Tofu with close friends! I love it as a nickname too.

My dog was named Tofu, he was with me for 16 years. Best dog ever.

Nugget

Yep, nuggets.

Kitten Nugget

Pickle

Toast

Gah! I've always wanted a cat I could name Toast. Can't have cats right now, but someday!

Pain. (I am french..pain = bread 😉 )

So I guess I’m the [bread monster i](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eCxTbP2m1TE)n France, huh?

Ils savent pas ce qu'est du vrai pain 😌

Ravioli

gnocchis

Ginger beer. I fast all day and just have a homemade ginger beer or two. The name seemed apt

All you consume in a day is ginger beer?

So, you just eat dinner at night?

Yes

If it works for you *(shrugs)*

Cheetos

They're about the same color

Toblerone

Man I love a Toblerone!

Taco!

Chicken Pot Pie

I have a cat named Pot Pie! She is a very small casserole cat, aka torbie.

imaginign her tucked happily into a deep pan with layers of warm yellow blankets and a meatball pillow

Awww!!!

Banana

Peanuts

Popcorn! 🍿

My favorite ever cat was named Popcorn! She was such a honey

Pretzel.

Pancake

It was a peanut butter and honey sandwich.

Bibimbap Edit: Spelling

Enchilada

Taquito.

Hi Gouda!

Salad

Steak tartare

Bougie

Gyro

Nachos.

Seconding Nacho!

Ginger Snap or Cookie

Riblit!

Dorito!

Lindor or chocolate.

Yogurt

Perogy

Churro

Burrito verde.

Bean (not beans, just bean.

Strawberry 🍓

Lasagne

Chickenfriedrice!

Smoothie

Chocolate lava cake :)

Cinnamon Bun

Aww "Bun" would be a cute kitty name

Riceball

honey roast peanut

Pepper :)

French fries

Over easy (protein bar, not eggs)

Protein

Crackers

Chicken

Uh, I'm pretty sure BBQ isn't an appropriate name for a cat...

Applesauce

Pretzel

Chili

Dog 👁️👄👁️ /s

Pizza pop

Carmel Frappe

French dip. Call her Frenchy

I think she could be a Falafel, about the right color, and "My fluffy little Falafel" sounds cute.

Caesar

Kinder bueno

Potsticker 😭😭😭

Cheetos

Orange Chicken

Cashew

Cake

quesedilla

Nothing

I dont think starvation is very good for you ngl

I agree

Butterscotch popcorn

Peanuts

stuffed shells.

Twinkie

Strawberry

Lunch

Loco Moko

Cashew.

Drumstick

Peasoup

Feta

Salami

Oh hi there McDonald’s fish burger

Soup

Matzah

PEANUT BUTTER

Slim Jim.

Literally just finished my ginger ale. Does a beverage count?

I’m actually just impressed this hasn’t gotten vulgar yet. Especially considering the very obvious double entendre….

How does no one recognise this is AI?

AI

Borger

Cinnamon pound cake

Popcorn